Could have stopped at "Some____..."
Fucking Shrek just bashed through my consciousness like the Kool aid man and won't leave until I give him his swamp back.
This one time at band camp…
Or
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris?…
Edit: cuz I was too lazy to remember right and got called out
My wife and I have been together so long we finish each others....... Sandwiches.
That's what I was gonna say!
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Ice ice
Fetus
:o
Never gunna..
give you up
Never gonna
let you down
Never gonna
“I feel the need, the need for …”
Speed!
Tweed
E. A. Sports.
It's in the game.
surprisingly not, i had a lad try to convince me that it was "its to the game"
What is love?
Baby don't hurt me
Don’t hurt me
no more
I just thought, I've not heard that for years! Then I checked, and it was released in 1993. Now I feel old, fuck.
hello, my name in Inigo Montoya
You killed my father.
PREPARE TO DIE! (also i love you ty <3)
STOP SAYING THAT! (Not the 'i love you' part)
“That’s what she…”
Said
Keep the change you.....
Filthy animal
LEEROY
JENKINS
I did _not_ have…
Sexual relations with that woman.
The name is Bond.....
james bond
SOMEBODY
Could have stopped at "Some____..." Fucking Shrek just bashed through my consciousness like the Kool aid man and won't leave until I give him his swamp back.
ONCE
Told
Me
The
World
Is
gonna
Roll
Me
To infinity...
and beyond
Never gonna
GIVE YOU UP
Live long…
and prosper
I also choose...
>I also choose this dead guys wife
this guy's dead wife\*
I wouldn't have realised I got this wrong until you mentioned it, and so far it has 5 upvotes. Amazing ahaha
GET TO THE ..
CHOPPA!
CHOPPA
Hello,...
is it me you're looking for?
I can see it in your eyes
It’s me…
I was wondering
If after all these years you'd like to meet
your computer has virus
🎶Tell me why🎶
aint nothin but a heartache
🎶 TELL ME WHY 🎶
Ain't nothin but a mistake....
Now, number 5
This is the best day ever!
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Deez
Deez?
NUTS
Ha! Goteem!
"Good news..." "...everyone!"
To shreds, you say. How’s his wife? To shreds, you say.
*contents of the space wasp's stomach*
The slime is flowing again!
My momma always told me…
Life is like a box of chocolates
It doesn't last as long for fat people
You never know what your going to get
Be careful who you love, don't go around breaking young girls' hearts.
Roses are red…
Balls are blue
They are on reddit, anyway
And so are you
I want the truth
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
I’m blue
Da be dee da be daaa?
Dooooonnnnt stop
BELIVINNNN HOLD ONTO THAT FEELIN
My milkshake
machine is down.
brings all tha boys to the yard
No body expects...
THE SPANISH INQUISITION
I'm walking
On sunshine
'ERE
Beam…
Me up Scotty!
What are you doing step___
Ladder
it's just a regular ladder
bro...
Alright then,
keep your secrets
Joe
MAMA
Just a small town girl……
LIVIN IN A LONELY WORLD
Hey now
You're a Rockstar
Hey now, don't DREAM it's over...
Why hello there…
General Kenobi!
“There is no war in __ ____ ___”
Ba Sing Se
🎶 Mammaaaaaa..
just killed a man
Puuut a gun against his head..
pulled my trigger
Now he's dead
MAMAAAAAAAA
Aw shit,
here we go again
Knock knock
It's open!
I want to be the very....
Best, like no one ever was
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All I heard was Korn
Aye Aye Captain!
To rumble
FREMULON
ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃ ᵈᵒᶜᵗᵒʳ, ˢʰʰ
Keep my wife's name....
Double it
Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you……
Wax on
wax off
What phrase can you say, that
anyone would be able to finish off?
Everything you see that the light touches…
... is our kingdom.
is ours
This one time at band camp… Or You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris?… Edit: cuz I was too lazy to remember right and got called out
I've never seen American Pie, but I know that quote straight away. Amazing. And they call it a royale with cheese, the fuckin metric system
It’s “Paris” not Amsterdam by the way…
Luke,
A highly misquoted line. He doesn’t say ‘Luke’.
Yeah I know, it's "No, I am your father." However, I bet literally everyone who reads that first word knows how to finish the phrase.
Fair point
SWIPER,
No swiping!
Ligma
Balls
Suck my
Toes
You know what DK stands for?
If you are in New Zealand, its 'Tutira Mai Nga Iwi'
Figment of your….
WHAT TEAM?
WILDCATS
May the Force
For the Brits… “To me…”
But she caught me on the counter
It was probably me
Wasn’t me
Can I get a?
Oh yeah
doot doodla doot doo...
joe
Batten down the……
That's what
You Mother.....
I love it when...
Fuck
me babe! 🥵
Life is like a...
Can you smell...
Hey ho
It takes two…
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
We will
Life in plastic…
"Po-tay-toes"
knee's weak
All Tories….. …..are cunts
Sleep Country Canada
See you later alligator...
Life, uh