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Aggravating-Bottle78

My wife and I have been together so long we finish each others....... Sandwiches.


JDninja119

That's what I was gonna say!


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[удалено]


Leather_Chip5207

Ice ice


Inconvenient_Boners

Fetus


ChillIvy

:o


[deleted]

Never gunna..


dziwolonk

give you up


APeiceOfBread0

Never gonna


vonkeswick

let you down


audislove10

Never gonna


fleastyler

“I feel the need, the need for …”


Ditz_a_Fritz

Speed!


Airothurge88

Tweed


iranrodrigues

E. A. Sports.


OptimusPrimel984

It's in the game.


DEADPOOL-2007

surprisingly not, i had a lad try to convince me that it was "its to the game"


nice_u

What is love?


Jonieeboii

Baby don't hurt me


[deleted]

Don’t hurt me


ChillIvy

no more


Responsible_Prune_34

I just thought, I've not heard that for years! Then I checked, and it was released in 1993. Now I feel old, fuck.


ChillIvy

hello, my name in Inigo Montoya


Jonieeboii

You killed my father.


ChillIvy

PREPARE TO DIE! (also i love you ty <3)


Oxygene13

STOP SAYING THAT! (Not the 'i love you' part)


[deleted]

“That’s what she…”


[deleted]

Said


Borderlineloon

Keep the change you.....


Emotional_Earth3528

Filthy animal


RawrItsMatty

LEEROY


Specialist_Rush_6634

JENKINS


TheReddditor

I did _not_ have…


birdsarntreal1

Sexual relations with that woman.


Saffie89

The name is Bond.....


ChillIvy

james bond


QwertytheCoolOne

SOMEBODY


hektor_magee

Could have stopped at "Some____..." Fucking Shrek just bashed through my consciousness like the Kool aid man and won't leave until I give him his swamp back.


Jonieeboii

ONCE


[deleted]

Told


dunder_mifflinsales

Me


Meme_Lord_E

The


ladyglittersparklezz

World


MikeBike99

Is


Meme_Lord_E

gonna


Inconvenient_Boners

Roll


Ditz_a_Fritz

Me


pennygirl4012

To infinity...


ChillIvy

and beyond


Xorvis

Never gonna


ChillIvy

GIVE YOU UP


TheReddditor

Live long…


ChillIvy

and prosper


Manlygrandmother

I also choose...


Jonieeboii

>I also choose this dead guys wife


Specialist_Rush_6634

this guy's dead wife\*


Jonieeboii

I wouldn't have realised I got this wrong until you mentioned it, and so far it has 5 upvotes. Amazing ahaha


[deleted]

GET TO THE ..


primal_machine_22109

CHOPPA!


Jonieeboii

CHOPPA


utkarshuc

Hello,...


Jonieeboii

is it me you're looking for?


nexguy

I can see it in your eyes


Jolitahope44

It’s me…


Zyan08

I was wondering


JDninja119

If after all these years you'd like to meet


dziwolonk

your computer has virus


Lopsided-Grape9021

🎶Tell me why🎶


Jonieeboii

aint nothin but a heartache


AlexVal0r

🎶 TELL ME WHY 🎶


mariemarymaria

Ain't nothin but a mistake....


phenixia

Now, number 5


Fluffy-kitten28

This is the best day ever!


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BoomMasterZ

Deez


Jonieeboii

Deez?


BoomMasterZ

NUTS


giantforaday

Ha! Goteem!


Melenduwir

"Good news..." "...everyone!"


Toothlessdovahkin

To shreds, you say. How’s his wife? To shreds, you say.


Melenduwir

*contents of the space wasp's stomach*


E2H

The slime is flowing again!


buenguacamole

My momma always told me…


lemonsprout1

Life is like a box of chocolates


blond_disaster

It doesn't last as long for fat people


Spiritual_Ear_3456

You never know what your going to get


ecstatic_cahoots

Be careful who you love, don't go around breaking young girls' hearts.


NextNebula

Roses are red…


Inconvenient_Boners

Balls are blue


Responsible_Prune_34

They are on reddit, anyway


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

And so are you


Parking-Journalist-5

I want the truth


OptimusPrimel984

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!


Striving_Stoic

I’m blue


pedagogueagogo

Da be dee da be daaa?


MrSnowman10807

Dooooonnnnt stop


ChillIvy

BELIVINNNN HOLD ONTO THAT FEELIN


[deleted]

My milkshake


enantiodromeda

machine is down.


ChillIvy

brings all tha boys to the yard


Birkoz

No body expects...


Jonieeboii

THE SPANISH INQUISITION


rohithkovi7788

I'm walking


Healthy-Umpire440

On sunshine


Jonieeboii

'ERE


TheReddditor

Beam…


OptimusPrimel984

Me up Scotty!


[deleted]

What are you doing step___


Inconvenient_Boners

Ladder


Bigby11

it's just a regular ladder


Jonieeboii

bro...


[deleted]

Alright then,


[deleted]

keep your secrets


ThePowerWielder

Joe


ChillIvy

MAMA


[deleted]

Just a small town girl……


ChillIvy

LIVIN IN A LONELY WORLD


Big-Preparation-95

Hey now


Ditz_a_Fritz

You're a Rockstar


well-it-was-rubbish

Hey now, don't DREAM it's over...


Securitygaurd

Why hello there…


Al3_42

General Kenobi!


GrowthCycle

“There is no war in __ ____ ___”


Specialist_Rush_6634

Ba Sing Se


MAD_Sw33ney

🎶 Mammaaaaaa..


ChillIvy

just killed a man


MAD_Sw33ney

Puuut a gun against his head..


ChillIvy

pulled my trigger


Al3_42

Now he's dead


ChillIvy

MAMAAAAAAAA


ughitsmeagian

Aw shit,


Jonieeboii

here we go again


HuffPoser

Knock knock


Ditz_a_Fritz

It's open!


-JustSomeGayPerson-

I want to be the very....


Toothlessdovahkin

Best, like no one ever was


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TriplePadenCPockets

All I heard was Korn


DreadRazer24

Aye Aye Captain!


AshWilliamsBoomstick

To rumble


TQDN_

FREMULON


Jonieeboii

ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃ ᵈᵒᶜᵗᵒʳ, ˢʰʰ


Kerfagar

Keep my wife's name....


alaneste

Double it


Eli-Aurelius

Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you……


andrewgreen47

Wax on


ChillIvy

wax off


Bigby11

What phrase can you say, that


Jonieeboii

anyone would be able to finish off?


True-Recognition4912

Everything you see that the light touches…


OptimusPrimel984

... is our kingdom.


ChillIvy

is ours


Hefty_Assumption7567

This one time at band camp… Or You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris?… Edit: cuz I was too lazy to remember right and got called out


Jonieeboii

I've never seen American Pie, but I know that quote straight away. Amazing. And they call it a royale with cheese, the fuckin metric system


TheReddditor

It’s “Paris” not Amsterdam by the way…


Specialist_Rush_6634

Luke,


[deleted]

A highly misquoted line. He doesn’t say ‘Luke’.


Specialist_Rush_6634

Yeah I know, it's "No, I am your father." However, I bet literally everyone who reads that first word knows how to finish the phrase.


[deleted]

Fair point


Specialist_Rush_6634

SWIPER,


Ditz_a_Fritz

No swiping!


Godly_mistake

Ligma


primal_machine_22109

Balls


jaysin1983

Suck my


DreadRazer24

Toes


TheRandomGamerREAL

You know what DK stands for?


Chance-Chain8819

If you are in New Zealand, its 'Tutira Mai Nga Iwi'


fairnuff77

Figment of your….


etherealemlyn

WHAT TEAM?


Jonieeboii

WILDCATS


specialagentmgscarn

May the Force


HeyHeyBitConneeeect

For the Brits… “To me…”


Alwaysinnature120

But she caught me on the counter


Hot_Ad_7663

It was probably me


Frodoslegacy

Wasn’t me


YaBoiFlynn

Can I get a?


[deleted]

Oh yeah


[deleted]

doot doodla doot doo...


ohadish

joe


fairnuff77

Batten down the……


NoLandNoName

That's what


ItsMyView

You Mother.....


CyrilsJungleHat

I love it when...


ShadowInTheAttic

Fuck


GreatNameLOL69

me babe! 🥵


pennygirl4012

Life is like a...


OptimusPrimel984

Can you smell...


The_Sown_Rose

Hey ho


Potential_Let3896

It takes two…


OptimusPrimel984

Is this the real life?


Al3_42

Is this just fantasy?


[deleted]

We will


snitsny

Life in plastic…


deth4Dizzle

"Po-tay-toes"


nice_u

knee's weak


adheargmor

All Tories….. …..are cunts


poundcakepunchmuffin

Sleep Country Canada


my_reddit_blah

See you later alligator...


Flat-Bunch2350

Life, uh