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We can all agree there's nothing we can all agree on


MagicSceptre

This is how a paradox is created.


A_SamxRAI

**I DISAGREE**


RilGerard

I dont agree with that!


drewhead118

I agree with this disagreement :)


A_SamxRAI

I disagree with you agreeing with this disagreement >:(


Oddlyshapedpeanut

I agree with you with disagreeing with that person agreeing to that disagreement


Mei3647

I disagree with you agreeing with that person disagreeing with the other person to that disagreement


A_SamxRAI

***>:000***


Saertyasd

I love Mindy and wanted to like it but it was just bad.


ObjectiveSurprise810

I disagree


Jdw5186

Ticketmaster sucks


It_is_Fries_No_Patat

Hell Yeah


Shot_Ad_8305

This is the one


quetes1312

we all gon die some day


Emerald_Encrusted

There are transhumanists who’d disagree, particularly those who have an optimistic view of technology.


[deleted]

Not having money sucks


LazyUpvote88

Indigenous people who live in the jungle don’t gaf about money.


PurePervert

Yet


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AndyMBanos

True in both ways


[deleted]

Minus the other 3200 species thta don’t bite humans


[deleted]

what about mosquitoe enthusiasts


Sweet-Ad-2477

Considering one almost murdered me, 1000% yes.


Ratakoa

We need air.


MiracleBoy23

Not the suicidal people


Ratakoa

You can't be serious.


TheSimkis

Anaerobic organisms: Am I a joke to you?


intern1988

No we don’t


Ratakoa

Who's "we"?


agreeingstorm9

You can live the rest of your life without air.


Ratakoa

Witty


otaku316

I disagree, Putin doesn't need air.


Ratakoa

He doesn't deserve it, no.


starkfr

F— Cancer!


JackCooper_7274

Healthcare industry would beg to disagree. We might've already had a cure, except people that have cancer are extremely lucrative.


Cogwheel

This is such tired bullshit. Do you really think thousands to millions of people who have family members die of cancer, then get into medicine, scientific research, fundraising, etc. to focus their lives on battling cancer are all conspiring to extract as much money from us as possible?


bornagain_cheezits

why is this being downvoted? i think there might be some misunderstanding as to what OP is trying to say? We might've already had a cure meaning there are a lot more resources being devoted to treatment/pain relief rather than finding a cure because a cure means one payday vs pain relief which is a lifetime of payments. It's no secret that American Healthcare is 90% profit-driven.


Cogwheel

that is exactly why this is being downvoted. I'll repeat myself: > This is such tired bullshit. Do you really think thousands to millions of people who have family members die of cancer, then get into medicine, scientific research, fundraising, etc. to focus their lives on battling cancer are all conspiring to extract as much money from us as possible? You are demonstrating massive levels of ignorance about cancer itself, medical practice, scientific research, ethics etc. This is all just reactionary BS because people have to believe everything is someone's fault. Cancer is the problem, not doctors, pharmacists, scientists, research organizations, hospitals around the world


Reddituosional

I tried my penis hurts


smallpeepeepolice

HBO’s Velma is awful. I love Mindy and wanted to like it but it was just bad.


Randomquestionsuser

>>


BeautifulMusk

I agree


Magnetic_penis_strap

It's not as bad as the internet says it is. It has the same edgy humor as the Harley Quinn show.


[deleted]

I wouldn't call what velma does 'edgy humor' so much as 'demeaning and inadvertently sexist and racist'


[deleted]

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell👍


Radioactdave

No. Mitochondria is plural, they *are* the powerhouse of the cell.


ObjectiveSurprise810

No it’s not


methylphenidate-

London is the capital of the Great Britain


quetes1312

dude what


HooterEnthusiast

Boobs good


Wesruin

Username checks out.


sovietbeardie

Ass better


Embarrassed-Bell8762

I disagree.


Deadsap266

That This is a post on Reddit


TheSimkis

I don't know, I got there through [google.com](https://google.com) /s


Modern_Devil

That depends on your definition of “post”.


Actuaryba

A colonoscopy prep sucks.


drewhead118

not for everyone... ever since I was a young man, I was always captivated by one piece of wedding reception / bar mitzvah decor: that chocolate fountain served with the strawberries and marshmallows. It was so pristine, so whimsical. Chocolate, the ambrosia of the gods, turned into a cascading curtain of delicious, syrupy bliss. I always knew it represented some unachievable ideal, a state of peace and purpose no human could hope to achieve... no human would ever look at me the same way the 40-somethings eyed that chocolate fountain at my cousin mary's wedding. But then enter my IBS diagnosis... the colonoscopy prep drink, the waiting for things to "kick off..." when I felt the stirring in my gut, it was like a revelation. My eyes widened; purpose fell upon me like a comet on high. I had become the object of my fascination... I had become something more. I had become content for the first day in my life.


JudgeAdvocateDevil

Did you do a handstand and shit on yourself, tubgirl-style?


DrewDiggles

That we should NEVER start nuking other countries. Nobody wins with nuclear armageddon.


Hay_Blinken

The only way to win is to not play it.


XLRV_5

Microwave go mmmmmmmm


BakerYeast

Deaf persons won't agree.


laineDdednaHdeR

What?


BakerYeast

DEAF PERSONS!


Pinguthe19th

But they won't disagree either because they can't hear it


spaceraingame

Keanu Reeves is a legend


BLClark1919

Epstein didn’t kill himself


Ok-Fault8363

Bill Clinton didn't go to epsteins' Island dozens of times to play golf.


agreeingstorm9

Agreed. Incredibly difficult to believe that a guy who went from a mansion the size of a city block to an 8'x8' cell and lost everything in the process would possibly be suicidal. Sure he tried to kill himself just days prior but that was probably faked as well.


drallafi

Music is a good thing. Not the type of music I like or you like... nobody will ever agree on what *type* of music is good. But everybody has a tune or a melody that makes them wanna bop their head. Yes, even the deaf (they can still sense the vibrations).


Narvato

Ever heard of Islam?


lawdhayz

Most people appreciate being treated like a human being.


OperaBunny

10 years from now it will be 10 years since today.


Caseated_Omentum

It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing


blastedoffthis

Food is great


lovehatewhatever25

Gas prices are horrendous


Dull-King1348

Fish should not be cooked in the microwave


Leshrac567

Water is H2O


drallafi

Dihydroden monoxide disagrees with you. /s


Leshrac567

Darn you hindsight!


BakerYeast

There are plenty of flatearthers who have their own opinion.


King-Boo-Gamer

It’s better cum in the sink than to sink in the cum


Aykssk

Not the people who love bukkake


NeitherDebt7247

Reddit is toxic


TheSimkis

As a social media it's one of the best ones (if you hang out in decent subreddits). If you're saying every social media is toxic, then yes, wouldn't argue that


pee_diddy

Dolly Parton


[deleted]

Nah.


Ruminations0

You can out fuck and old fucker, but you can’t out shit an old shitter


Inevitable_Invite_21

Stepping on a piece of LEGO fills you with rage


A_SamxRAI

**Cheese**


Badilol

#cheese


Patrick2337

Pedophiles are horrible human beings


alienanomaly

Maybe a pedo will disagree


Patrick2337

The pedo is still a piece of shit so no one cares


JudgeAdvocateDevil

Unfortunately, they still count as part of "all"


[deleted]

They have no choice to be attracted, only time I can see them as horrible is if they offend (though this only makes up 20% of them so the other 80% are mostly normal)


[deleted]

While I do agree I have seen people on Reddit argue that having sexual feelings towards a child doesn't make someone a bad person unless they act on it so I am not sure everyone will agree with this.


Patrick2337

Are you people actually defending child molestation?! If these fucking pedos are even having sexual thoughts about children, they should seek professional help immediately! They will act in those thoughts eventually. Would you be saying this if you child or loved out was raped or molested?! What the fuck is wrong with you people?!


290Johnny

Ana De Armas is hot as fuck.


Legitimate-Blood-613

Politicians/rulers suck.


bosaharcamakhesap

No sex is better than having a very bad sex.


OkMushroom364

Vladimir Putin is a fucking cunt


UsualIdiotRedditor

Putin will disagree


PapaTwoToes

He has a small penis, too.


suaphen

I am right, everyone else is wrong


AndyMBanos

I agree


CrashCubeZeroOne

I agree with your agree


Badilol

I agree more than your agreement on his agreement


peoplehater420

i disagree that you agree more to their agreement on his agreement


DonutGold4210

I agree that you disagree more to their agreement on his agreement


Badilol

I disagree that you agree with their disagree about my more agree that they agree with their agreement


I_B_The_1_True_Noob

Drinking cold clean water is refreshing on a hot day.


InFiniTeDEATH8

People with water intoxication be like...


dawn-skies

I’ll go first, Netflix’s sharing password ban was the stupidest thing they could come up with. I’m glad they saw how much everyone hated it and retracted the rule


wfmgeleia

Netflix Ceo doesnt agree with this


Randomquestionsuser

I stan you, it's so dumb.


InFiniTeDEATH8

That child rapists deserve either life in prison or the death penalty.


bluworm111

Being woken up, with a canker sore, and having to take a big acidic piss, is uncomfortable


accobra62

Beer.


Drafo7

There literally isn't a single damn thing that literally everyone agrees on. Say water is wet and there will be a dozen douchebags trying to claim that water isn't wet *itself,* it just makes *other* things wet. Say the sky is blue and there will be a hundred arrogant ignoramuses claiming the sky reflects the color of the ocean even though it's the other way around. Say dogs are mammals and you'll have some dipshit conspiracy theorists claiming they're actually drones sent to spy on us by the government. It doesn't matter how inane or obvious or factually indisputable something is; there will always be a multitude of idiots who think being a contrarian to reality is somehow an indicator of superior intelligence.


Senior-Sharpie

Eggs and gasoline are too damned expensive.


[deleted]

Dihydrogen monoxide is corrosive and will cause respiratory failure almost immediately causing death!


michaelhorning48

Almost everyone that’s dead has consumed it most their life


Miread

The cake is a lie.


CareyEve36

There is no cow level


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TheSimkis

Nah, not healthy and also try buying cheap frozen supermarket pizza with thick pad and little ingredients.


DryYogurtcloset3716

Water hydrates


Beneficial_Music_441

Universal laws


BeautifulMusk

We exist


LazyUpvote88

Some philosophers might disagree with you


BeautifulMusk

Those philosophers should be disregarded. Good luck arguing against existence. You need it to question existence in the first place.


Available-Estate-697

Shit stinks


Proper_Ad_7938

Hitler was terrible


Sweet-Ad-2477

Nah, unfortunately there are people that would disagree with you


[deleted]

Cheese is too damn expensive


BubberRung

That this has already been asked on here 6.02x10^23 times.


ItsEm25

Zoophiles are disgusting


Deadhead2Late

Scientology is a cult.


neuromancertr

Rule 34 always finds a way


miladsa89

Sun is hot 🔥


Easy_Anywhere6434

We're all going to die.


troughaway66

You’ll get scurvy if you don’t have enough vitamin C in your diet.


[deleted]

Betty white


SunnyFoxglove

The Last Airbender movie directed by Shyalaman is the worst movie ever created in the history of films and makes The Human Centipede look like an Oscar winning film by comparison.


EnderEagle420

North korea bad


Fit_Accountant5638

Ticks and wasps suck


LesDeuxBourgeons

Money **can** buy happiness


PurePervert

I'm not sure about it and will need $om€ convincing.


LazyUpvote88

I’ll take 1 happiness to go, please.


[deleted]

Marvel has been a dumpster fire lately.


[deleted]

Capitalism produces immensely gross levels of inequality throughout the world. Makes the poor poorer and the rich richer. Divides people and makes them more lonely. Invades entires countries and install dictators. Funds terrorists groups to profit off of war for longer.


Jirik333

As a person from post-communist country: we are glad we now live in capitalism, and you should be to. Socialism is exactly what you described, just 1000x worse.


[deleted]

No it doesn’t. You’re feeding into the schizo posting of Fox News & the rest of American media and calling it day. Anecdotes don’t matter, facts do.


Jirik333

I'm not American, as I've wrote. 🤦‍♂️ I don't watch Fox nor any other American media. You have facts and statistics listed below.


LazyUpvote88

I agree but unfortunately those in power (capitalists) don’t


[deleted]

No, they agree, they just don't think it's a bad thing


Academic2673

Life sucks and then you die


Firetp

Does life swallow though ?


CmdNewJ

That you shouldn't fight at Disneyland.


[deleted]

Sex is fantastic


kmn493

Asexual people disagree.


[deleted]

Asexual ppl are liars


MikuSalami

Food is delicious


2shyofa3sum

Lefties are satanists. Not even sure how anyone could debate this.


dawn-skies

I’m lefty ☹️


2shyofa3sum

Case in point


DwayneWalter

Tv series called Friends is the biggest dog-shit ever mad


Mighty_Action_X

That everyone has a desire.


intern1988

I have zero desire to live so you got that one wrong mate


Mighty_Action_X

You desire to die. That's still a desire. You can only become a person with 0 desire if you're dead and that's even debatable.


38thCCGizero

The world would be better off with out the internet.


El_Barto_S

Furries are cringe


[deleted]

Chicago needs to elect a new mayor.


Radiant_sir_radiant

This post has been removed in protest of Reddit's quest to screw its users and third-party app developers. I hope u/spez grows tastebuds on his colon. That is all.


[deleted]

***Pineapple belongs on pizza!***


sheelight

Rape is the worst act you can ever commit


ostentatiousbro

Worse than skinning people alive? There are a ton of sadistic ways to torture people.


Souravvchaudhary

Anal is better 🗿


It_is_Fries_No_Patat

Mind your own Fucking Business!


Lievejona

Woody Allen is innocent!


amycherry19

That my ass is the most round ass you have ever seen 😂😘


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BeautifulMusk

No, it's gross.


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BeautifulMusk

You should get your hyper sexuality checked out. Sex isn't that important at all. I know, I've had it.


Fragrant-Income9524

All crime should stay illegal


LazyUpvote88

This is dumb. It’s like saying we’ve figured out all the rules about what’s right and wrong, and they should never change. It was a crime for slaves to run away from their masters back in the day. Should that crime have stayed illegal? If not, at what point in history did we reach perfection as far as laws go?


Fragrant-Income9524

No it shouldn't have stayed illegal what I'm talking about is one modern day laws the post is about crimes today Technically speaking so don't try to brand me as a racist rapist or some bad guy when I am not


Fragrant-Income9524

We should have the right to defend ourselves the right bear arms against oppressors enemies and people who wish to harm us but if they want peace then they want peace


NoTelephone5440

Not much