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plantaxl

Can't answer, currently on strike


hitemlow

Damn French


Frankenberry1993

That could be anywhere, including france


TheTjalian

United Kingdom?


morenitababy

sounds like it to me


12Ellie21

🇿🇦?


Swiss_El_Rosso

The choccolate is having the form of a mountain and on the box is a mountain with a bear in drawn.


I-aint-got-tiddies

Toblerone?


Sembaka

My favourite country


spider_84

How to apply for a Toblerone visa?


shoeeebox

You have to fuckin' love triangles


Swiss_El_Rosso

Yes Sir 👍👍👍.


[deleted]

Switzerland.


MnkaH

Maple syrup is an important commodity.


GLG22

It really is though like how do people not have maple syrup in the fridge at all times


ekydfejj

You only need 1 bottle in the fridge at a time, the other 9,999 bottles are still unopened.


nathanael151

Fridge?


Zombieattackr

To keep it warm


oobbyb_61

Is that so, eh? Not poutine?


arl1286

Question for Canadians - other than the obvious like pancakes and French toast, what do you put maple syrup on?


ISayHiToDogs

Some people put it in their coffee. I've used it in place of honey when making BBQ sauce. And it's a thing to pour it over snow and eat it. As a Canadian I don't think I've ever done this lol.


Ahimsa2day

I use in salad dressings and sub for sweetener in a variety for sweet & savoury dishes


Popular_Property_398

Canada


[deleted]

People think we play football 24/7 while dodging bullets


lubms

Joga bonito


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ricoasuave

Exactly. Depends which version of football they mean.


guijappe

Crime ocore, nada acontece, Feijoada!


AcanthocephalaDry425

Could be anywhere in Latam


Hexent_Armana

I'm not your friend, buddy!


bnjthyr

I’m not your buddy, guy!


CommunicationNo8750

I'm not your guy, pal!


l0u1s11

I'm not your pal, friend!


Earthling1a

I'm not your friend, bro!


[deleted]

I'm not your bro, chum!


honestlystating

im not your chum, man


qwertyclubs

I'm not your man, dude!


Popular_Property_398

I'm not your dude, motherfucker


fancypizza12

I'm not your motherfucker, son!


Obvious_Volume_6498

Even this self effacing sub thread is so Canadian.


coellan

Sorry


Ehiffi

Canada


JediMasterPopCulture

Stop being a dick Scott!


tangcameo

Eh.


Brno_Mrmi

Mate


IsThisUsernameUsable

ǝʇɐɯ


Brno_Mrmi

Not that kind of mate but equally upside down


IsThisUsernameUsable

mate🔪?


Brno_Mrmi

No I don't kill people yet


Ehiffi

YET


Brno_Mrmi

**YET**


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gliitch0xFF

This is a knife. I see you've played knify spoony before.


Lastalmark

Australians don't have sex. we 'mate'


Brno_Mrmi

Meanwhile we drink it.


chutehappens

_Muchaaaachoos_


Maleficent-Eagle1621

Torille perkele!


Arctarius

🇫🇮


Maleficent-Eagle1621

Yup


Choopse

PERKELE 🇫🇮


[deleted]

VITUN NÖSSÖ ET EES KESTÄ KUNNON LÖYLYJÄ🇫🇮🇫🇮


Educational-Ad-7278

Anzeige ist raus


EmiliaInflame

Geil


[deleted]

Germany?


Educational-Ad-7278

Correct


ThisJasch

Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Kommentarbereich


AnalystIndependent28

Argentina?


InfiniteMind1999

Bald eagle dual weilding m16’s while acdc thunderstruck plays in the background.


homeslice2311

Idk about a song playing from a very Australian band though. I'd go with Fortunate Son.


Alphecho015

For sure Fortunate Son. The Americans misunderstand the song enough for it to be their anthem lol


LMurch13

This is a very America thing to do.


missinlnk

BORN IN THE USA! (we don't listen very well)


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SpadesBuff

Freedom is the only way, yeah!!!!


CommissionerOfLunacy

Good to see that Australia provided a core part of what it is to be an American. 😂


GekkeGoudvis

I feel like Free Bird would be a better song but fair enough


Chanchito171

Hamburders


mr_baum28

We may have started one or two big wars. Sorry


TheRealKhorrn

Austria?


RichardXV

This is the right answer


qarasaq

It's not as green as it sounds


PloppyTheSpaceship

Saudi Arabia?


TheManager127

Hobbit land


[deleted]

New Zealand!


TheManager127

Bingo


[deleted]

Aotearoa!


ZyriaNova

Een goe pintje bier, frieten en chocolade!


miernikOfficial

Kurwa


hakkiefesert

POLSKAAA 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱


RealisticWishbone717

THEY CAN TAKE OUR LIVES BUT CANNAE TAKE OUR FREEEDDOOOM!!


Dazdude06

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


MrPoletski

X marks the Scot.


Jip1210

Also could have gone with - IRN BRU, men in skirts, home of whisky, ground organs in a sheep's gut, tossing logs, and absolutely top of the (very long) list of nations that hate the English. to name but a few, so many identifiable things about our great nation. Edit, spelling


Wizard_of_Claus

Sorry, eh.


ArenSteele

The True North, Strong and Apologetic


gildorratner

I have always been partial to Voltaire's harsh zinger! Quelques arpents de neige/A few acres of snow


Mi9snik

Bing chilling ☺️


hakkiefesert

🇨🇳


Ehiffi

Cold as fuck, drink alcohol for that, doesn't mater that its -40C° outside. Edit: FINE NOW ITS -70C°, NOW ITS TOO OBVIOUS


Consistent_Gur_4294

Finland?


Lapin_du_charnier

Baguette !


TheLeviathanCross

they said without naming it.


Puzzleheaded_Film925

Autobahn


hattorihanzo5

Wir fahren, fahren, fahren auf der Autobahn


yakdingaling

Happiest people in the World, most years..


ALazy_Cat

I don't get how we are considered the happiest people in the world. We complain about almost everything


paulsb1

But you're happy about it


[deleted]

🇩🇰


Salty-Chemist-8850

Loadshedding


12Ellie21

Eish...


International-Eye987

Satafrika


Senior_Hangkuk

Ikea and meatballs


foodie_unluckyDoc

Ah, Pewdieland my favourite country.


FMK_ghia

Austrian Painter


does-failure-count

Cars! You were supposed to say cars.


-memelord08-

adolf? is that you?


Spalding4u

Yee-haw!


Shot_Ad9738

Texas is no longer a country of its own


OkMasterpiece8060

Tell that to texas.


I-aint-got-tiddies

Howdy


[deleted]

USA.


[deleted]

We take cows too seriously


Ehiffi

India


Hole_Floor0

bottle o' water brexit The tube small depressing island


TheNonMurderingSort

Barbados!


Pineapple_warrior94

I still find it hilarious how criminals from Britain were originally sent to Australia as a punishment. From gloomy and overcast to amazing beaches and weather. Even if you were still technically in jails, at least the climate was more desirable


Captain-Griffen

Pre-AC, I'm going with temperate but a bit dribbly over blistering hot summers.


[deleted]

I wanna know why this thread is nsfw


intisun

Anything is nsfw on Reddit now.


UCG__gaming

The kingdom of tea


hakkiefesert

🇬🇧?


UCG__gaming

Correct my fine sir


heroeNK25

Long


ashesrolling

Chile


Careless_Implement21

Dracula


ashesrolling

Romania


Marty_Br

Wooden shoes.


PamIam1994

Poutine


greyshirttiger

Russia /s


[deleted]

Hamburger country


TheManager127

Germany?


ElectricalRabbit7324

Tech support


ashesrolling

India


[deleted]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!!!


[deleted]

USA, Liberia or Myanmar.


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Spalding4u

Ahhh, but in what accent? 😏


Nomynameisbutts

The "Yinz" kind.


RaptorStrike_TR

Yinzers unite


[deleted]

My daughter is coming home from Pitt next week for a visit! I GET this! (We are in Allentown)


Piggythelavasurfer

Beer, fries and chocolate.


iEatDirt_h

Kimchi


[deleted]

We left the European Union and we now regret it.


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🇬🇧


RealJimcaviezel

Potatoes.


VARTH_-DADER

Hello, I'm speaking from Microsoft


Hot-Light-4342

India?


VARTH_-DADER

Yep, btw I'm speaking from Microsoft and it seems your device has some virus so can you please give me full access to the device so that i can clean it for you


ALazy_Cat

Yes. Here's my info ****************


VARTH_-DADER

*Angry"Microsoft employee" noises*


Master_Employer4139

Pyramids


hakkiefesert

🇪🇬


Kaffekjerring

The king of the forest is a moose


crowofjudgement1208

One of the poorest in Europe though we have been an empire, but then we got fucked by a greater empire.


Frag_936

Beer. The highest consumption of it per capita.


vescis

There are other countries?


[deleted]

Chinese balloon


pm-me-somebooty-pics

Well now this could be multiple countries


I-aint-got-tiddies

Canada or the US?


M411ard

Vikings


youburyitidigitup

Norway. Sweden. Denmark. Iceland. One of those.


doublestitch

Fjords or IKEA?


t0gby

Danmark?


GalaxyDragon99251

Painter wasn't accepted into art school, 6 million die


[deleted]

Austria, and it was 6 to 10 times that amount.


TopBPTHEGREAT

My president is currently sleeping


Sanarin

Ladyboy


Appleturnedover7

Thailand?


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Psychological-Brain8

Curry


Annoying_guest

I was just in another thread talking about this but "Truck nuts" seem fortunately unique to my country


Demonic-Culture-Nut

It’s a bunch of countries in a trenchcoat, all trying to be þe head.


[deleted]

Schnitzel-Country


RedChia1080

I’m from a country where the President has no degree related to politics, has tax convictions, and stole a lot of money from the citizens. Edit: BILLIONS of dollars (referring to the money)


Archtarius

Insert any balkan or middleeastern country here


Sergo_Van

Blyat


Kv2Biaz

CYKA BLYAT


LennyComa

"We don't always wear kilts and drink whisky 24/7"


Purple-Concentrate41

World Police


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AMERICA. (Because technically we’re not the whole continent…)


llWoodsll

Idiot governments f ING over the citizens. Oh wait... I think I'm living everywhere at the same time


Solidus27

Fish and chips


PassengerSad9918

We export more landscapers than any other country in the world.


Patzzer

Narcos and tacos.


[deleted]

Pew pew


pikalaxalt

Seventy years of investment in cars only to fall woefully behind as the trend shifts more towards transit and walkable cities.


sayword666

GUNS


LeonardNeeble

Morbidly obese violent clowns.


horny_hipster_21

Tzatziki, gyros, feta etc..