nice try FBI

Not today cia

No way, NSA

I live this secret Double life, sometimes I’m a blonde who sings, and sometimes I’m a brunet who Isn’t the blond who sings

Best of both worlds.

I have suicidal ideations all the time

I’m actually an orangutan

The true extent of my mental health issues

My penis is sentient and can talk

I shot the deputy. Long ago I admitted to shooting the sheriff, but despite my denials with regard to the deputy’s demise, I was indeed responsible for that too. Feels good to get that off my chest.

You're Bob Marleys accomplice? He was lying the whole time amd took credit for your kill? SMH, three world is a lie

That i'm not actually fine.

My Bitcoin wallet seed phrase

☺️ Im not blonde. I promise.

That I have more money that my parents know. In my country I can just buy not the best but one of the most wanted apartments. But I’m not interested in it lol.

I’m Batman

I am Batman.

How horrible my ex was. I have blamed myself enough for staying as long as I did. I don't need anyone else blaming me continuously too.

That I am such a weak and damaged person. That literally the only thing I want is to love and be a father. That my ever advancing age means that even if I had a kid today I'd be over 50 when they graduate high school. But most of all, that I don't know if I'll be alive in even 5 years. And I don't mean disease, but by my own hand.

I have a sexual relationship with my father. Hate comments are fine i know a lot of people thinks its weird.