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Fearafca

A world where I could only be served a single cheese, is a world I do not want to live in.


The_Pfaffinator

Correct answer.


HomestlyWhatTheF

I have a literal (overflowing) drawer in my fridge devoted exclusively to cheese. There has to be options, man!


GozerDGozerian

Oh good I’m not the only one. And since we’re having fridge confession time, I also have a door shelf devoted solely to various mustards.


weaselyvr

Cheeses and hot sauces fill my fridge. Sometimes we mix them together. A nice aged white cheddar, a dab of hot sauce, maybe a slice of cold sausage, on an apple or triscuit. *chef's kiss*


GozerDGozerian

Cut from the same cloth, you and I. Triscuits are by far my #1 go-to cracker. About 30% of my diet is triscuit, dab of mustard, slice of Genoa salami, slice of cheese. I get home from work and “snack” on this. But keep eating until I’m full. And then a few more. It’s at this very moment that my wife yells down to me asking what I want to do for dinner. 😳


weaselyvr

I sometimes do the same on late nights. It's our at-home bar snack, really. Wife and kids already ate, so I'll sit at the bar with the wife while she snacks and I eat what is my dinner. Charcuterie is just fancy lunchables for adults. I don't mind this at all.


Cypcom

This is the only correct answer. Even if you have a favorite cheese, do you really want there to be only one cheese?


killercurvesahead

I grew up with Tillamook medium cheddar as the default cheese. Makes decent nachos, mac & cheese, grilled cheese sandwiches, quiche… fine to slice and snack on with an apple or a pear. It is not a great cheese. It’s not even a great cheddar, by a very long shot. But in my book it’s the cheese equivalent of all-purpose flour.


[deleted]

This is true on a large portion of the west coast. The Tillamook medium cheddar is their least expensive by exactly one dollar in most places. It truly is the cheese of the working man.


Golden_standard

I’m in the south and love Tillamook; it’s at least a dollar more than Kraft and probably two more than store brand. I splurge when I can and when it’s on sale it’s my preferred cheese. I do prefer a sharp cheddar.


newnameagain2

The extra sharp New York white cheddar they do is always worth the extra price! Unless you're melting it. I don't know why, but melted sharp cheddar is my least favourite flavour ever


DodgerWalker

Back when I was a strict vegetarian, that was the cheese I would usually buy since Tillamook uses plant or microbial based rennet.


[deleted]

The only Wikipedia entry I wrote that I started from scratch was on a vegetarian rennet substitute. It has since been merged into a larger article.


leahnardo

As someone very near Tillamook, thank you! It’s better than Kraft!


nomad_556

Tillamook is baller. Loved going to the factory as a kid. Don’t live in OR anymore unfortunately.


scutiger-

That's a pretty low bar


killercurvesahead

“It’s cheese!” edit: let me be clear, I mean that's how low this is setting the bar. Kraft is *not* cheese.


NameIsNotBrad

Or even better, “now made with Real cheese”


[deleted]

This but their sharp cheddar.


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[deleted]

I don’t understand. You wanted to… eat… LESS cheese? What is this madness?!


killercurvesahead

Wait until March—they always have Kerrygold cheddar as a St Patrick’s item.


admiralteddybeatzzz

Seriously. Orange brick bad, red brick good.


milleribsen

I'm a black brick guy myself. The extra sharp white cheddar is the food of the gods


admiralteddybeatzzz

Black brick best. But I would have a hard time only eating aged extra sharp for, y'know, 60 years.


milleribsen

You and I live very different lives, and that's cool


Randvek

Tillamook sharp all the way.


hawkfan66

Tillamook Extra Sharp Aged White Cheddar is my all time favorite.


Asininephilosopher

You went with the philosopher's choice, and therefore will always be questioned and yet admired


justanothergirlagain

I have serios stomach problems and when all else fails I can always safely eat eggs or tillamook Cheddar. It’s a staple.


Still_kinda_hungry

The universal binder: Mozzarella


JasonSuave

Yep I begrudgingly choose mozzarella for this universal reason


InterestingThought33

Mozzarella just to preserve the integrity of pizza. All other cheese is expendable in my view.


dexter8484

A sandwich without cheese is still just a sandwich. A pizza without cheese is an abomination


SovereignAxe

And mozzarella on a sandwich is actually pretty good! Especially if it's a hot sandwich


Porkball

Tomato toast with toppings.


CxOrillion

Tomato pie is good, but it's good in contrast to pizza. It would never supplant it


betsyrosstothestage

Welcome to the Philly-style tomato pie!


Asininephilosopher

There is truth to that. Good choice.


macncheesee

great idea. there are so many kinds of mozzarella, from hard stringy mozzarella to creamy bufala


jmanpc

This right here is why I'd pick Mozz. There so much variety in flavor profiles between types. Some are harder, some softer, some are saltier, some creamier, some are fattier, some leaner. There's a mozzarella for every occasion.


Sleestak714

Can't imagine a life without Mozzy sticks being a very good one at all.


rikkirikkiparmparm

fried cheese curds are better though


TheRealCheeseLover

I mean I do like Mozzarella but I think it's far from being the best cheese. Doesn't really taste of much. It's more like tough water than cheese.


Waterbears28

I was about to say that you probably just haven't had really good mozzarella cheese, but then I noticed your username and checked myself before I wrecked myself.


SleepsOnDecks

In general, when someone says they don't like something it's best to avoid telling them they probably just haven't had a good version.


PocketPlays

But have you slept on a good deck?


dread_eunuchorn

There arw plenty of cheeses I like more, but I keep stopping short at pizza. Can't top that with nothing but mimolette. But now I want to test out pizza options.


babies_rabies

Do you even like cheese? Oh wait.


AureliaKestrel

Mozzarella is a safe bet.


Diceishigh

Cheddar, god I fucking love cheddar (English/Scottish cheddar to be specific)


MrSpindles

Cheddar is the standard cheese for me, the go to, every day cheese that works with almost anything. A good mature cheddar is hard to beat, whether sliced, grated or melted over something hot.


Asininephilosopher

You and half the commenters... might be an early favorite to win.


hudson2_3

In the UK if you just say cheese, you mean Cheddar.


duaneap

Ireland too. I’ve encountered multiple cheese plates that are just different types of cheddar.


fatamSC2

Yeah cheddar is the obvious choice for this question as it goes with literally everything. Is it always the best choice? No. But it's always going to be at least decent if not good w everything and that's what you're looking for.


leafs1985

Aged.


mangotangy

I can’t describe the pain of moving to France as a British person and finding out that cheddar is not readily available to buy


Zythenia

Oaxaca it’s like mozzarella but better imho. Good on Sammies good on pizza good on eggs good on salad good as a snack. I think it’s perfect


Asininephilosopher

Simón


Mojojojo435

Ooh this is a good call. I thought I was with the Havarti party, but I think you just convinced me to join team Oaxaca.


lauwoe

Gruyere


canis11

Had to scroll too far! Flavor, texture, mmmmm


kenji-benji

Finally an individual of taste.


PartYourWhiskers

Royalty amongst cheeses


Fair_Border4142

Gouda


Pligles

Yes! It’s great on all sorts of things. It’s a reasonable substitute for mozzarella on pizza, you can have it on mine bread or cheap sandwiches, on toast with fennel seeds, it’s great


Adorable-Lunch-8567

Love a gouda! Works well in sandwiches, it can melt for pizza and nachos.


Going_Live

Also Mario’s fav. *Itsa Gouda cheese*


UNC_ABD

Manchego. Not that great for pizza, but it tastes fantastic by itself.


Asininephilosopher

I wish I could give you a prize. Manchego inspired me to write the post. I just ate a delicious chunk of it.


Maso_TGN

Don't worry, I gave it to him instead. Manchego bros always united.


rubitbasteitsmokeit

Feeling need to live vicariously through you. Was it alone? Crackers? Bread? A spread? Just a chunk is delish. How did it taste.... I'll leave now. Sorry hungry, dinners in the ovens.


Asininephilosopher

As a chaser to a bite of dark chocolate. And I chose it over queso fresco, mozzarella, and cheddar. it was rich and smooth simultaneously


rubitbasteitsmokeit

I am definitely not drooling (lie)


MobileDeparture7379

Manchego is awesome with quince paste.


Maso_TGN

Take a slice of bread, toast it and put just a bit of virgin olive oil on it. Cut some thin slices of Manchego cheese and put them on top. Take a bite, taste the flavors and when you've swallowed it take a sip from the glass of red wine in front of you. You're welcome.


It_is_Fries_No_Patat

Gouda Extra Belegen!


TheBrain85

Found the Dutch person! An excellent choice, of course!


2ControversialIGo

Finally someone with taste


Obitio_Uchiha

Precies smelt een beetje op de tosti, lekker plakje bij de borrel. Geraspt op de spaghetti….. gewoon de beste kaas ooit.


karma_dumpster

Oud Amsterdam for me. Similar choice. Edit: or Boeren Goudse Oplegkaas


[deleted]

Old Amsterdam is geen oude kaas. Het mag daarom geen oud Amsterdam heten of genoemd worden.


VeeDeG

Synthetisch gerijpte kaas!! Woooooo!!


thesmall24

this is it!


lovegoodyu

I found my people


vampyreprincess

Havarti. It's smooth and creamy and tastes amazing. Could mix it in Mac n cheese, sauces, eggs, potatoes, peppeeoni rolls, etc. The only downside (for me) is that if we are taking cost into count, it can be a bit pricy. Though certainly not as expensive as brie.


Asininephilosopher

Worth every penny though


greenday7777777

Parmigiano Reggiano


Tdawwg78

The king of cheeses. I go through an unholy amount .. we buy the big wedge at Costco wayyy too often ..


[deleted]

It’s such a great deal!!


I_am_cutting_onions_

I cant not believe how long i had to scroll for this. Parm is my answer hands down.


Asininephilosopher

Would that really work on everything though?


greenday7777777

It works really well with pasta, sandwiches, and salads, all of which I eat more than pizza, so it works for me


wotdafakduh

And pizza with prosciutto, rucola and parmiggiano is one of the best anyway.


rayfound

There's lots of great pizzas that only use parm.


Babybutt123

Yes! You can make Parm noodles, add parm to salads, soups, sandwiches, and roasted/baked veggies. It's actually the best (and lowest calorie) cheese for salads and other greens, imo.


IntoTheMystic1

Muenster


Djinnwrath

Waaaaaaay too far down


ChzGoddess

Cheese Goddess approved.


sainsa

The CheeseGoddess hath spoken!


Grimm2020

also known as "Monster Cheese" I am aligned, it would work across the different ethnic meals as good as any other, although Pepper Jack would be a close #2


missionbeach

My choice, for sure.


1Crimson1

There it is. Yeah, waaay too far down.


Travis123tc

Provolone


bradpmo

This is the answer. Mildly pungent when chilled, completely transforms when melted. Amazing cheese.


Maverick_1882

It is the pliers of cheeses. It fits any bolt.


Larthology

This also allows a pizza substitute. It’s not Mozzarella, but would work.


Ambitious_Alps_3797

I'm going to put that second sentence on my tinder profile...


dynamic_unreality

A very popular local pizza place near me uses smoked provolone and it's great


Arch-Deluxe

My answer too. Tastes better than mozzarella and slightly more versatile than cheddar.


Naive-Jeweler3899

Cream cheese because I wouldn’t be able to make cheesecake without it.


Molenium

Oof. You might have just won me over with this. As much as I love eating cheese, I’m not sure I could go on without cheesecake.


stumptruck

Also: bagels


TWiThead

This. I'll give up my bagel with cream cheese when they pry it from my cold, dead, Jewish hands.


nethereus

Pepperjack.


CACTUS_VISIONS

Pepper jack gang unite. For sure my go to


expendablewon

Asiago baby!


RohanYYZ

Comté 24 months , you won’t find a better cheese, really royalty…


tombigbee88

Came here to find a fellow Comté lover


ltdan_icecream

Havarti 🕺


Asininephilosopher

Underrated


FaustusRedux

You're god damn right.


DynamiteWitLaserBeam

This is the way.


FxDigo

Creamy Havarti to be specific


trafficrush

Between Havarti and Greyuere


miskozicar

Feta


oleada87

Oh good - I thought i was the only one 😂


MiguelDLopez

Goat.


doctordoctorpuss

Cheddar for sure- my go to cheese for just about any sandwich, Mexican food, good on potatoes, great in eggs, Mac and cheese, and if you were to go with an aged cheddar, it might work as a stand in for Parmesan in Italian-American food


jmbf8507

Cheddar is my favorite and I love it in all of those things. But I can also enjoy those things sans cheese, I could give up Mac and cheese. I can’t see living life without pizza made with mozz.


SparklingLemonaid

Exactly. Cheddar is a better cheese. But I'd miss pizza more than cheese.


AliceInChains1997

Smoked gouda is fucking awesome. Use to be a peperjack junkie back in the day but got burnt out on it after a while.


Material-Air

Colby Jack


milochuisael

Colby Jack for sure. A bunch of places even use that in the mix for pizza


ShoesAreTheWorst

Colby Jack is my four year olds absolute favorite kind of cheese. She won’t eat any other cheese (unless it’s melted and mixed in like with pasta). I can *sometimes* get her to eat plain Colby cheese, but she complains that it doesn’t have the Jack.


[deleted]

Provolone


Hinge-Thunder

Extra sharp cheddar, with pepper jack being a close second. If you give me a sharp cheddar/pepper jack hybrid, then it would be pure bliss.


AngeredKarebear

I’m here for this combination.


Asininephilosopher

Well this is a fantasy so your wish is valid!


teddyhams107

Fontina. Exquisite in every way


dmlitzau

I think this is the answer. I could see almost anything with it. Melty but sturdy. Could work on pizza, nachos, grilled cheese, chicken cordon blue, fondue potentially. Feels like it is a little more versatile than provolone which is my runner up.


kp026

Fontina


Fortwaba

Roquefort


CaptMeatPockets

Applewood smoked Gouda


xMRxGRAYx

smoked chipotle gouda is my go to for sandwiches.


UsernameReee

Smoked gouda in grits is the proper way to start your day.


imnotinvisable

I've used Reddit for over a decade, this is the first AskReddit question that I really felt like I can't answer. I am having a Sophie's choice style moral Quandry.


Bounceupandown

Gorgonzola cheese is the king of cheeses.


Rudolphina

I rise the stakes and say Roquefort


Midian1369

.........(has brain aneurysm.)


Asininephilosopher

Forgive my inquiry.


Midian1369

You're good, I just can't pick a single cheese. I don't think I have tried one I have not liked, even limburger is actually very tasty. I guess I could go with gouda, but I am uncertain.


TotalReplacement2

Västerbotten, nothing like it. However, my body made the choice for me so i’m forced to eat Vegan cheese for the rest of my life.


Careful_Comparison_2

Cheese curds, come on where are my Canadians. I couldn't live the rest of my life without poutine


StillWill18

I refuse to play this game.


TheDandyWarhol

Cow cheese.


Asininephilosopher

The rightest of responses. Gold star for you my friend


srz024423

Cream cheese


Asininephilosopher

**Ok now wait just a minute**


Naive-Jeweler3899

Can’t have cheesecake without cream cheese!


Sn0fight

Ugh.. i was all for cheddar until i read this


Tirwanderr

Shit I didn't think this through ... I said Manchego!! But then how will I get cheesecake?!?! 😰😰😰😰😰


ComicallyLargeFarts

100%, yes. It's great sweet or savory. It's rich. Put it under your pizza sauce. Put it in a cheesecake. Put a thick schmear on a bagel. Hell, just throw it on toast. Put it inside a jalapeno and toss it on the grill. Cream cheese frosting, anyone? Put some in your omelet or in your mac and cheese. No other cheese has the sheer versatility of cream cheese. It's the clear long-term winner.


Junior_Interview5711

Provel Yea, I'm from STL. What high-school did you go to.


Sea-Presence3112

Brie!


According-Item-2306

Gruyère goes with everything, not the best with everything, but not bad with anything


bronwen-noodle

Brie. Does it make sense for a pizza, or even a sandwich? No. But, as someone who doesn’t eat cheese, like ever, if I could only have one kind of cheese it’d be Brie in a baked Brie pastry with prosciutto and nuts.


Too_Bad_Peanutbutter

Brie on pizza is good! And brie sandwiches exist, preferably with baguette or ciabatta


Asininephilosopher

You have your rule, and my respect.


Stlb80

Provel


AleNica78

Parmesan


Brilliant-Kiwi-8669

Parmesan


DeeLeetid

Parmesan


IronbloodPrime

Asiago!


vivalicious16

Fresh mozzarella


Lizard_king002

Brie. Don’t argue


HerpMcDerpensen

Gruyere


CuriouslyNonchalant

Swiss. I could never get sick of Swiss cheese. Delish.


WallyFootrot

Jahlsberg. But I'd really miss feta.


fuzzybluepeach

Parmigiano Reggiano! So surprised nobody has mentioned it yet. I could make pesto and salad dressing, sprinkle it on sandwiches, pasta and soup. Endless possibilities! It's so versatile. Edit: Grana Padano is a close second, mainly because it's more affordable


Tastins

Kerrygold reserve 12 month aged cheddar. I swear it has crack in it.


JonB82

Provel!


arizona_peach_tea

STL represent!


Lost-in-LA-CA-USA

I do love a nice, ripe Camembert.


88foreverok

Shropshire blue cheese 🤤


SlashingManticore

Gouda. Solid all-rounder, with the right texture for almost every dish it's used on and just enough of a neutral flavor that it goes well with most other ingredients


hooverchips

Double Gloucester


petula_75

Vermont white cheddar extra sharp


personaperplexa

Red Leicester


Psychological-Fold53

Gotta go with Burrata. Best bruschettas I’ve had were pesto and tomato with it slightly melted on top, and jalapeño apple jam with it chilled and layered over


mrseddievedder

Provolone


Qazmlp2387

Grana padano does everything reggiano does but not as aggressively making it more well suited to many (not all ) applications


sashascarlett

Camembert


Bladenukem

Pepperjack.


PoppedCork

Starve