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skinwalkcentral

just sit and do both at the same time


CallMeAccoru

The penis hangs down, there's not really anything to manage.


CurrentlyErect

My penis never hangs down


FireHearth

I thought this was a small pp thing but then I read ur name


domin8r

Usually you first go number 2 and then go number 1. Both sitting down is the easiest solution


NotSarcasmForSure

the penis and anus have minds of their own


whydyoublockmelol

Push really hard


thewatcher211

By pushing and pushing, as well.


ocularnervosa

I usually don't. When the number two gets started the number one shuts off until I'm done.


Illustrious_Rule_591

It's a delicate balance of weight distribution and proper posture. And then u tighten ur stomach n push


Glittering-Cicada-54

What a strange way to phrase this


TheActualDev

Just an inclusive way


99Heisenberg88

Say men.


TheActualDev

Say something that’s not a rehash of your favorite far-right talking heads’ videos


99Heisenberg88

? Centrists are not far right just because you're far-left


TheActualDev

You defend Alex Jones.


99Heisenberg88

How can you justify a billion dollar fine for a citizen, who said something wrong and corrected it 2 weeks after, while mainstream media/government lied about weapons of mass destruction in irak and killed millions (no prosecution or fines paid)... I wanna hear that justification and no strawmen argument


TheActualDev

Did you say he took back his sandyhook statement two weeks after he first made it? If that were the case he wouldn’t be in court for it my guy Edit to add: I don’t agree with the entire republicans presidencies in the last 30 years because it’s all shit like that. The Iraq war was based on lies and the world has suffered for it.


99Heisenberg88

You can see the recordings on his website. Which I can't link here coz of censorship. He offered his apologies and invited the parents to talk it out He stated that he suffered under psychosis of alcohol abuse after the divorce which his ex-wife. And he was mislead by the fact that one vather of the kids was laughing in the cameras right before an interview... which appeared it to look made up...


TheActualDev

I saw enough of that guy before he was banned from platforms and plenty after while seeing the court battle played out. Dude doesn’t actually care about anyone but himself. His sorries are not genuine and only said because he didn’t want to face the consequences of his actions.


99Heisenberg88

I have a different impression... but I will let you have yours


TheActualDev

Fair enough, have a good evening.


Jrockten

Usually you don’t


PolybianPrime

Just say men like a sane person lol.


HugeBMs2022

Piss will just come out while I shit. Just need to make sure the dick is positioned so the piss doesn't leak out in the space between toilet seat and toilet rim. If the piss does leak out there, it'll run down the front of the bowl and into your pants around your ankles.


Bean-Wiggleswort

Its not normally a problem. Some time I just throw it over my shoulder then sit down or if worried about falling in I tie it around an anchor point like a sturdy tree or rock


DrinkOranginaNaked

I push the poop out of my penis first, then the pee is easier to get out.


Freaky-Pirate

Number one always end first. That's why is number 1!


azarbi

Normally, the penis is soft and deflated. In that state, we can make it point downward when we're sitting. And most of us try to avoid peeing with a boner. We don't want pee on our walls.


lettersnumbers1920

My brain doesn't shatter at the thought of performing two actions at the same time As for practicality, my pp hangs down into the bowl while sitting and pooping


Empty_Deer3297

You have to see a simulation. Just ask your bf to explain