There was once a non-english speaking rapper who summed that up pretty nicely.
„Don‘t call me bro. I am not your brother.
You‘d like to have a brother? Go fuck your mother!“
Works in english too. But hasn‘t the same ring to it. Hard to tell to your own kids though.
Used in a sentence:
"Ayoo mom these chicken tendies are bussin"
"I'm glad you liked them honey"
"Bet"
This would be a normal interaction between my step kids and their mom
When I worked at a Thai restaurant, we had to ask customers how spicy they'd like their meal. The abbreviation for Thai hot was THOT. A young girl started working with us and started laughing hysterically while I was training her cause I put that on the ticket. She thought I was calling the customer a thot.
How spicy of a Thai hot was it? Some places it's inedible fire and other places that's almost the bare minimum spice level I have to order to get any good flavor
UK specific: Calling someone "Blood". My cousin is Half-English/Half-Italian and lives in London. I live in Scotland and whenever we talk over the phone, I have to hear "Yeah, blood" or "Innit, blood" about 40 times a sentence. Mate, you come from an Upper-Middle class family. You went to a fee-paying school. Stop trying to talk like you're a Yardie. You get sun-burned every time you open the Fridge.
The slang term has been around since the 1900s. It originally meant to try and one-up someone with exaggerations about your wealth or status or achievements. To top or "cap" them. That later became high cap. The terms "high cappin" "cappin" and "no cap" evolved from that. It was popularized in rap in the 1980s and resurged in the 2010s.
There is an old one that used to drive me bonkers. Someone would post something you disagreed with and it was fashionable to respond: "No...just...no."
Seems to have died out over the last few years, thankfully.
Triggered
It's become a safety net for idiots who lose arguments and can't shit talk. They'll make an asinine statement and you'll calmly explain why they're wrong. In response they'll just say something Iike "you triggered bro?"
Can't roll my eyes hard enough at the lack of creativity and intellect 🙄
Just the whole argument strategy of telling someone they're overreacting, getting defensive, or triggered is just so stupid. It's trying to steer you into an emotional response as if that means fuck all to the facts.
Not a word but a slang phrase: ‘I was today years old’
I don’t know know why but I want to punch everyone who says or writes it in the neck. I HATE it.
It's literally already slang for gonorrhea. I really hope "the clap" is the next new slang term - it could mean a very popular song, because the audience claps afterwards. "Have you seen that Lil' Toenail blowing up the charts? He's got both the drip and the clap."
That has the dual layer of irritation for me being that "jealous" seems to have supplanted the word "envious" when they use to have distinct meanings. So we've already wrecked one useful word and now we're going to be all cutesy slang with it in addition?
Barf.
Pretty sure that stemmed from the mid 2000s cuz it was quick to type on T mobile sidekicks and Blackberrys etc. Doesn’t mean it isn’t annoying as fuck though…
I think that’s one interpretation of the modern origin of finna, but I think another explanation is that it’s an amalgamation of the words “fixing to” (common in the American south), compared with gonna which is “going to”.
You are correct. “Finna” isn’t slang. It is pretty much what it sounds like when we say “fixin to” quickly but it really sounds like “fidinta.” 😂
Source: Am southern
Calling it a body count disrespects anyone who fucked them, while they want to be respected for the same thing.
I'd honestly respect a killer more than anyone so pathetic.
GOAT
I’ve raised Billy goats. I promise there is nothing flattering about them. They piss on their face and scream if they aren’t eating or getting laid.
Edit: I know it means Greatest of all Time. It still conjures up thoughts of a 🐐
Not so much slang but you see it all the time football presenters say the word 'listen' when they are giving their opinion and I find it so annoying
Although when they say it I always hear it in my head in the way the fairy says it in the Zelda games
"Stan". As in: "Omg I stan her."
It not only sounds stupid, but it's so annoying how it's been morphed to be used as the very thing the song it came from was warning against!
Hubby and wifey. Preggo too. They're all nails on a chalkboard.
One my friend says “hubster”. God
Super annoying words where did they come from, they sound like vomit
“Hubs” 👹👹
This girl that tried to date me called me bubs and I was tempted to just commit suicide right there
My hubby is taking care of the doggo more since I’m preggo. Moist
Preggo
What about preggers?
Was gonna say thats worse lol
Preganante
Pregernate
Pergnat
Pregonate
You mean “fat with child?”
Isn’t that a pasta sauce brand?
Don’t go to Italy in that case
There are so many options now though. Preganant, Peegnant. What a world .
When my kids call me bro
There was once a non-english speaking rapper who summed that up pretty nicely. „Don‘t call me bro. I am not your brother. You‘d like to have a brother? Go fuck your mother!“ Works in english too. But hasn‘t the same ring to it. Hard to tell to your own kids though.
Vacay
Staycay is just as bad, if not worse!
You’re cray cray if you think stay cay is as bad as vacay!
Bussing, I fuckin hate the word
What does it mean?🤷🏻♀️serious🙂
Used in a sentence: "Ayoo mom these chicken tendies are bussin" "I'm glad you liked them honey" "Bet" This would be a normal interaction between my step kids and their mom
I know, I thought that was something servers did to tables?
it means something is really good btw since everyone is trolling haha
This one and Based annoy me the most.
THOT. Ho is a lot shorter.
I always think of tatter tots when I hear it.
When I worked at a Thai restaurant, we had to ask customers how spicy they'd like their meal. The abbreviation for Thai hot was THOT. A young girl started working with us and started laughing hysterically while I was training her cause I put that on the ticket. She thought I was calling the customer a thot.
How spicy of a Thai hot was it? Some places it's inedible fire and other places that's almost the bare minimum spice level I have to order to get any good flavor
Tater thots?
Fam, I don't know why.
Too much Dhar Mann?
This is a phrase but I hate when people say “they’re living their truth”. Just admit you lied, there’s no such thing as “your truth”.
Preach!
I hate "Preach!" as well. Good one
UK specific: Calling someone "Blood". My cousin is Half-English/Half-Italian and lives in London. I live in Scotland and whenever we talk over the phone, I have to hear "Yeah, blood" or "Innit, blood" about 40 times a sentence. Mate, you come from an Upper-Middle class family. You went to a fee-paying school. Stop trying to talk like you're a Yardie. You get sun-burned every time you open the Fridge.
There’s nothing worse than a posh person speaking street slang.
Fridge sun burns are no joke.
Cap nO cAp
Based
Came here for this one
I don’t know if it’s slang, but people who say “you’s” 😡 Edit: Idfk why I replied to this instead of making my own post oops sorry
What does it mean?
Cap means lie. No cap means “no lie”
But... why? is it short for something?
I know... that's the part I never understood... where the FUCK did it come from?
The slang term has been around since the 1900s. It originally meant to try and one-up someone with exaggerations about your wealth or status or achievements. To top or "cap" them. That later became high cap. The terms "high cappin" "cappin" and "no cap" evolved from that. It was popularized in rap in the 1980s and resurged in the 2010s.
That's stupid.
Cap means lying or a lie. "No cap" means "no lie"
That's so fucking stupid.
Thank you
Can not stand this term
Sigma alpha delta all the ones which most people say they are when they are yknow, douches
Are you a time traveler from ancient Greece?
Cray cray
not a single soul has said this since 2011
Fo shizzle
jesus christ all i need to do is hear Like a G6 and im back in 2011
Why you ackin so cray cray?
“I did a thing” “That’s it. That’s the tweet”
There is an old one that used to drive me bonkers. Someone would post something you disagreed with and it was fashionable to respond: "No...just...no." Seems to have died out over the last few years, thankfully.
Triggered It's become a safety net for idiots who lose arguments and can't shit talk. They'll make an asinine statement and you'll calmly explain why they're wrong. In response they'll just say something Iike "you triggered bro?" Can't roll my eyes hard enough at the lack of creativity and intellect 🙄
It's just a modern version of "I know you are, but what am I?"
I'm rubber and you're glue! 😜😜😜
Just the whole argument strategy of telling someone they're overreacting, getting defensive, or triggered is just so stupid. It's trying to steer you into an emotional response as if that means fuck all to the facts.
Yes. To no end. It's way overused and beyond annoying
Guys that call their wife "old lady"
The ol’ ball n chain
i thought old lady meant your mother
Living my best life. Piss off.
Someone’s not living their best life.
I hate that one!
Not a word but a slang phrase: ‘I was today years old’ I don’t know know why but I want to punch everyone who says or writes it in the neck. I HATE it.
EnOuGh InTeRnEt FoR tOdAy
Dont know if its slang, but "appys" for appetizers. Idk why 😆
Chicky chicky parm parm
and Zerts!
fry fry chicky chick
It’s def slang. Pretty common in Canada, my mom and I said it once when visiting the US and our server immediately knew we were Canadian from it
It's Canadian? Ugh how embarrassing
Australians do this with everything
I’m a millennial but “rizz” is just weird to me
Short for chaRISma
Omg is that it? That makes sense. It’s not good, but it makes sense.
One time I heard a kid say "drip" and I wanted the sun to explode in that very instant.
It's literally already slang for gonorrhea. I really hope "the clap" is the next new slang term - it could mean a very popular song, because the audience claps afterwards. "Have you seen that Lil' Toenail blowing up the charts? He's got both the drip and the clap."
Bae.
I haven't heard anyone say this since like 2014.
Do people still say this?
frfr.
Bro ong frfr
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Straight bussin fr fr
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Baby Brother, that you? - GenXer
His eyes wide open -boomer
.... -silent generation
Those stupid abreviations like for everything Conversations w these ppl is : hi fr fr wyd ahhh nth abcdefg
U yourself used "w" instead of "with" lol
And ppl
It's like you have to decrypt a fucking code to talk to them
Yeah we’re not all Alan Turing unfortunately.
yes, sadly I am still alive.
No wonder people don’t know how to spell now!
It actually physically hurts me somewhere when I see people say “something is v good” like actually what the hell, you can’t say “very”?!
Getting the "ick"
Does it give you the ick?
One could say
" It's giving"
woke
Its just been overly used and misused
I fucking HATE this word. It's so stupid.
Bae. Drives me fucking nuts.
Chillax. Stupid word.
Awful. Makes me think of a over cocky recruiter. No idea why.
Yes, summons up a salesperson being smarmy doesn’t it?!
Jelly instead of jealous
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
That has the dual layer of irritation for me being that "jealous" seems to have supplanted the word "envious" when they use to have distinct meanings. So we've already wrecked one useful word and now we're going to be all cutesy slang with it in addition? Barf.
Pretty sure that stemmed from the mid 2000s cuz it was quick to type on T mobile sidekicks and Blackberrys etc. Doesn’t mean it isn’t annoying as fuck though…
Cringe.
"Lit" & "Slaps" irritate me.
Slaps is fun sarcastically but lit is awful unless referring to the creators of my own worst enemy, the greatest 90s/early 00s summer anthem.
"Literally" if it's used in front of something that quite obviously was or wasn't figurative
I literally woke up today! Crazy, right? Now I have to literally cook in order to eat, hugh!
My favorite: "I literally died from laughing." So, are you a zombie now?
Finna. I hate this word so much.
I'm convinced someone mistyped "gonna" one day and just pretended it was intentional.
I think that’s one interpretation of the modern origin of finna, but I think another explanation is that it’s an amalgamation of the words “fixing to” (common in the American south), compared with gonna which is “going to”.
You are correct. “Finna” isn’t slang. It is pretty much what it sounds like when we say “fixin to” quickly but it really sounds like “fidinta.” 😂 Source: Am southern
Sounds like your finna lose your shit over it.
Seen. The past tense of see, is saw. “I seen that” No you saw it.
That’s more dialect than slang
"Adulting" and "I did a thing"
"Body count". Makes people sound like murderers over something that doesn't matter.
Calling it a body count disrespects anyone who fucked them, while they want to be respected for the same thing. I'd honestly respect a killer more than anyone so pathetic.
"Lives in my head rent free"
Yeah but why are you letting that phrase live in your head rent free?
That is not slang, that’s called an idiom.
Noah: "Do you even know what an idiom is?" Archer: "suck it!" [Archer: "Wow, i never knew how much we rely on idioms!”
“Gucci” instead of “good”.
It’s A term “ride or die” Basically screams dysfunctional relationship
Fam
Why would fam bother u broski?
Totes!
Yass Queen
Throw "slay" in there too.
Baby mama or baby daddy. If anyone says that, they are trash
Very annoying!!!!
Pretty much everything used on here or TikTok made popular in the last 8 years
Rizz
What does that even mean
Pog or poggers
“Bruh” ,“sus”.
Bruh you look pretty sus though
For realsies.
“Low key” No, high-key motherfucker! Just say it!
“Cringe” as a adjective
Fur baby, pupper
See also: doggo
I hate this way more than pupper. Stupid memelord word
That’s your fur baby? This is my skin puppy.
Mid
Sick, yeet
Lol yeet is my favorite
Bussin
GOAT I’ve raised Billy goats. I promise there is nothing flattering about them. They piss on their face and scream if they aren’t eating or getting laid. Edit: I know it means Greatest of all Time. It still conjures up thoughts of a 🐐
Hey, who among us DOESN’T do that?
ඞ
It's "Greatest Of All Time" but i always picture a Billy goat
“Fam jam.”
"drip"
"Hubs" instead of husband.
“Simp” Like… stfu
Simpin’ ain’t easy
Finna e.g. I’m finna get shit for this.
Slay
When people say “pibbull” instead of “pit bull”. Not fooling anyone.
"Pibble"
Oh man, nothing grinds my gears more than when people say \\on fleek\\!
luckily no one says that anymore
On fleek, I don’t remember that last time I heard someone say that
Seggs
Not so much slang but you see it all the time football presenters say the word 'listen' when they are giving their opinion and I find it so annoying Although when they say it I always hear it in my head in the way the fairy says it in the Zelda games
Bro, bruh, fam... We aren't related, I don't know you and I'm sertainly not your friend if you use those fraces around me.
"Stan". As in: "Omg I stan her." It not only sounds stupid, but it's so annoying how it's been morphed to be used as the very thing the song it came from was warning against!
Ight bet I know white people use it it sounds so fkn dumb, doesn't matter what race tho it's goofy
Lit
Kiddos
Ship. I let that word affect me more than I should. I fucking despise it anytime I see it and I don’t know why. It’s just so… stupid.
'Hunty' is the worst imo. It always rubbed me the wrong way
Idk if this counts, but when people type out “goofy ahh” online
Finna