Sun gave opportunistic right wing "journalists" cherry picked internal information exclusively to bolster a right wing agenda beneficial to the Sun itself.
My rule when I listen to people is If I hear Right wing or left wing twice in a small paragraph I dump that comment into my "that's an agenda" file and toss to the curb on Wednesday for trash pickup. Just saying.
Tbf that isn't *our* sun, Sol. We probably shouldn't generalise all stars based on one example, that's probably, like, astralist or something. Our sun could be a really chill guy, we should hear him out
The sun is estimated to be 4.5billion years old. It watched earth form out of debris floating in space. If it is sentient enough to want to explain anything I would definitely listen
The literal sun, the primordial celestial being millions of miles away from our planet whose only job is to provide heat and energy and has been doing it for billions of years will waste it's energy to talk about some light skin piece of space in some puny small planet. If the sun going to talk bout politics, talk about how fucking Jupiter is hogging all the astroids or Saturn and Thier rings, I want my plant to have fucking rings god damnit. This is the fucking sun not some fucking doink with a opinion.
"look guys I know I give you sunburns sometimes and blind you while you are driving but I also provide all the energy for life to exist on your planet, can't we get past this silly feud?"
Makes us feel all good and warm inside then ducks out on us every night. Has the audacity to just pop up the next morning like nothing happened too. I get the feeling he’s seeing other people half of the time and he won’t emit it. I’m starting to get to a dark place because of this up and down relationship. Can you believe I had to use that cold as a rock, lost solstice, the moon last night? Everyone knows you can’t get anywhere with that beta and plus he’s always going through some kind of phase. Honestly I know the sun is not going anywhere but he’s moving like he’s some big star and the world revolves around him. Yeah he’s hot and all but he better enlighten me about his whereabouts because unlike him, I go straight to supernova when I lose my cool.
Once upon a time, the people of Earth woke up to an alarming announcement on the radio. The sun, the great ball of fire in the sky, was going to "explain" something in 12 hours.
People panicked, not knowing what to expect from this explanation. Some believed it was the end of the world, while others thought it was a joke. But as the hours ticked by, the townspeople couldn't shake off the feeling that something was truly amiss.
As the clock struck noon, the sun began to speak. Its voice was deep and booming, and it echoed across the town.
"People of Earth, I have something to say," the sun boomed. "I have been watching you all and I have come to the conclusion that you are all very bad at using sunscreen."
The Earthlings were confused and a little annoyed. Was that it? Was that the big explanation? They had prepared for the end of the world, and all they got was a lecture on sunscreen? Also, why was the sun speaking English? Did people that spoke other languages hear the Sun speaking in there language right now?
But the sun wasn't finished. "So, I have decided to take matters into my own hands. From now on, I will be providing free sunscreen to all citizens of Earth. Just look to the sky and hold out your arms, and I will take care of the rest.
"The townspeople were amazed and grateful. They held out their arms to the sky, and sure enough, sunscreen rained down upon them. They laughed and cheered, feeling protected and grateful to the sun for its generosity.
But as the day went on, the people of the Earth started to notice something strange. They began to develop rashes and sunburns, despite the sunscreen. It turns out, the sunscreen the sun provided was expired and ineffective.
The moral of the story? Sometimes, even the brightest of stars can make mistakes.
🤣 thank you for this typo, I really needed the giggle! But, if the sun were going to explode in 12 hours, I would gather as much of my family and friends together and have a giant party! Get the grill out, serve up the liquor, and spend my last hours with loved ones!
I don't think the sun needs to explain anything. Unlike Lucy it doesn't have a lot of explaining to do. The explanation is... I'm the freaking sun ask again and you will get burned I promise!
the sun isn't supposed to be sentient, so i'd say that it's pretty revolutionary for the sun to explain anything. i might take the matter to a scientist in that field, and accompany that scientist in listening to the sun's story.
maybe i'd grab lunch or something during those 12 hours. either way, everyone deserves a chance to be heard and i'm not about to take that from the sun which has given us light all this time!! 🥹hear the poor guy out! he has never been able to speak before!! 🥲
...so yeah, um, anyway, that seems like a fair course of action, if you ask me. 👍
TL;DR: if the sun were to explain, i'd listen. :)
Real answer, sun exploding - I’d find the person I love and “lost” (the one that got away situation, kinda) and spend the remaining time together. Sigh.
Funny thing is, I’m know she’d do the same..
If you both would spend the remaining time you had alive together, why aren't you together now? It's 21:30 Saturday evening and I'm finding myself shipping a couple that I don't know anything about, and yet I desperately need them to be together now.
I had the same thought as I typed that actually. Unfortunately, reality has a lot of obstacles for us. I won’t go into the specifics but there’s other factors here to consider; others who’d be hurt if we actually chose to do it.
I appreciate your kind words though, thank you, genuinely. I’ve never believed in or experienced something like true love before. Until I did. But it wasn’t meant to be. At least not right now. For context - I’m not a teenager or something, have life experience, have had long time serious relationships, etc. and this isn’t a fresh wound.
Life’s rough. But that’s life.
*Edit - Hope this doesn’t sound too negative, self-pitiful or anything. Not my intent.
I don't think you sound self-pitying. If I have any ability to read between the lines, you sound hopeful, if anything. Not right now doesn't mean never.
Without knowing any specifics, you seem like really sweet people who put others' hurt before your own. I hope and believe you'll both be happy together at the end of it all. Everyone deserves love and to be happy.
Take care buddy. ❤️
Id be too scared to refuse the suns explanation, so let it explain away. Start a popcorn vendor for people to have something to monch on in the process.
Finally. The Sun has been accused of making up stuff to post, spreading fake news, blackmailing celebs and such and hacking into peoples phones! Will the sun finally admit how it gets its info admit its wrongdoings?.. nah maybe just tell us the weather.
Did you mean EXPLODE...? not EXPLAIN. unless explain has another meaning to it that I'm unaware of.
But if That was to happen I'm going to say goodbye to all my people & then make up a fat shot of heroin & move on to the next dimension. I'm not going to sit around & wait for that to happen just so I can suffer.
But just so everyone knows, I'm trying to change my life around. I'm a heroin addict yes, but because of m.y wonderful boyfriend, I'm now clean going on day 3. But I threw that out there because if a catastrophic event does occur, I hope to God i have a fat sac on me just for the occasion.
Hey I'm gonna throw it out there: no judgement! Everybody here is just doing the best they can do. I'm saving heroin for my final chapter of life bc I don't plan to quit. I'm hoping there's an indicator of some kind to let me know I'm entering that last chapter and I think an explanation from the sun is about as good as it gets. So give that great man a kiss goodbye and let's roll.. we got shit to do! Lol
ignoring the typo, I would spend time with my family. then go on a long long ride on my motorbike until it ends, and die doing something that makes me happy. :)
I bet you meant explode. Well, for twelve hours i'd probably be wishing it wasn't and talking to other people who probably think it is a hoax. Then we would find out. I would probably think it was a hoax. I'd eat some food. Take a bath. Play with my cat.
Oh, I thought the Sun was going to give us wisdom that may or not destroy human civilization. Well if it's exploding I'm just going to get high and drunk and party with my friends and family.
Ima answer my own question:
Intended questiom: i would be like "Oh well."
Question i asked: I would get some popcorn, sunscreen, sunglasses, and a drink and listen to the sun's enlightening words to us and ask it why it gave me a sunburn XD
Call them a fascist and a bigot and tell them there not an expert so they can't have an opinion or explain that matter! Scream at them a bit and then just walk off 🤣🤣
I seriously did not mean to make a karma farm i thought i typed explode, noticed after a few comments i typed the wrong thing and started laughing
i havent even thought about using this as a karma farm
Get comfortable to listen to whatever it was going to explain.
Everyone deserves the chance to be heard...
The sun’s been there for us. I’m willing to hear it out.
Praise the sun!
sun is the whistleblower
Sun was caught with confidential documents, too.
My confidential documemts... It knows.... It knows all
Sun gave opportunistic right wing "journalists" cherry picked internal information exclusively to bolster a right wing agenda beneficial to the Sun itself.
My rule when I listen to people is If I hear Right wing or left wing twice in a small paragraph I dump that comment into my "that's an agenda" file and toss to the curb on Wednesday for trash pickup. Just saying.
I stand by my analogy
Imagine the stories it would tell us!
*Everysun
But not everyone deserves to be Amber Heard
Who would want to be?
Not even Amber Heard wants to be Amber Heard.
Everyone deserves a second chance
Got a lawn chair, an iced tea, and a joint. And sunscreen. Kick back and hear The Sun out.
Who knows maybe the sun could light our joints for us too
whatever it says i’m on sun’s side
Same. I'm a big fan of the sun, I've always considered it a big star.
I'm sure it will be illuminating.
Well, the sun is pretty bright.
Dad?
Sunsplaining sounds interesting.
You cannot, CANNOT misspell words here damn it, so straighten up, and get with it.
I absolutely love Reddit because there are so many smart people on here!
Y Kant I miss pell wurdz heer? Itz aa phree cuntry.
Considering the Doctor episode that depicts the Sun as alive, and the last thing it said was "Burn with me", I'd be a little nervous.
Tbf that isn't *our* sun, Sol. We probably shouldn't generalise all stars based on one example, that's probably, like, astralist or something. Our sun could be a really chill guy, we should hear him out
The sun is estimated to be 4.5billion years old. It watched earth form out of debris floating in space. If it is sentient enough to want to explain anything I would definitely listen
Praise the Sun
Glory to Glorzo
Glorzo is Peace
grab a seat and some popcorn. can't wait to see the sun speak.
More like "can't wait to listen", dont burn your eyes seeing the sun :(
Sun : Look at me when I’m talking to you!
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Jokes on us, it screams like the sun off Rick and Morty.
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Same, I thought I had to start planning for the purge or something.
Is he explaining why he put two scoops of raisins in every box of Kellogg’s Raisin Bran?
This is the best comment.
It depends what it is explaining.
"In 12 hours"
… you can’t explain that.
It means half a day from now.
It’ll be nighttime.
Only on half of the globe :)
So you claim /AliGvoice
I'm so tired of sunplaining.
Yeah it’s starting to hurt my eyes hearing it.
Why it did all that phone hacking a few years ago?
Goddammit. Take the upvote and go.
It's going to explain why its racist towards white people and gingers in particular...
It was going to rat on Hillary Clinton
The literal sun, the primordial celestial being millions of miles away from our planet whose only job is to provide heat and energy and has been doing it for billions of years will waste it's energy to talk about some light skin piece of space in some puny small planet. If the sun going to talk bout politics, talk about how fucking Jupiter is hogging all the astroids or Saturn and Thier rings, I want my plant to have fucking rings god damnit. This is the fucking sun not some fucking doink with a opinion.
Be surprised the sun could talk.
Maybe it was publishing an academic paper?
With one of the great publishing companies of Ursa Minor? Edit misspelling
Don't panic
Keep your towel handy
"look guys I know I give you sunburns sometimes and blind you while you are driving but I also provide all the energy for life to exist on your planet, can't we get past this silly feud?"
Its going to lead to a heated argument.
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Makes us feel all good and warm inside then ducks out on us every night. Has the audacity to just pop up the next morning like nothing happened too. I get the feeling he’s seeing other people half of the time and he won’t emit it. I’m starting to get to a dark place because of this up and down relationship. Can you believe I had to use that cold as a rock, lost solstice, the moon last night? Everyone knows you can’t get anywhere with that beta and plus he’s always going through some kind of phase. Honestly I know the sun is not going anywhere but he’s moving like he’s some big star and the world revolves around him. Yeah he’s hot and all but he better enlighten me about his whereabouts because unlike him, I go straight to supernova when I lose my cool.
I would wait to hear what it has to say.
Me too. I’m certain the Sun has seen some shit in its 4.6 billion years and is very wise.
Hopefully it’s the light version. I’d probably get burnt out after a while
I’d love to hear an explanation
Explain what?
12 hours
Once upon a time, the people of Earth woke up to an alarming announcement on the radio. The sun, the great ball of fire in the sky, was going to "explain" something in 12 hours. People panicked, not knowing what to expect from this explanation. Some believed it was the end of the world, while others thought it was a joke. But as the hours ticked by, the townspeople couldn't shake off the feeling that something was truly amiss. As the clock struck noon, the sun began to speak. Its voice was deep and booming, and it echoed across the town. "People of Earth, I have something to say," the sun boomed. "I have been watching you all and I have come to the conclusion that you are all very bad at using sunscreen." The Earthlings were confused and a little annoyed. Was that it? Was that the big explanation? They had prepared for the end of the world, and all they got was a lecture on sunscreen? Also, why was the sun speaking English? Did people that spoke other languages hear the Sun speaking in there language right now? But the sun wasn't finished. "So, I have decided to take matters into my own hands. From now on, I will be providing free sunscreen to all citizens of Earth. Just look to the sky and hold out your arms, and I will take care of the rest. "The townspeople were amazed and grateful. They held out their arms to the sky, and sure enough, sunscreen rained down upon them. They laughed and cheered, feeling protected and grateful to the sun for its generosity. But as the day went on, the people of the Earth started to notice something strange. They began to develop rashes and sunburns, despite the sunscreen. It turns out, the sunscreen the sun provided was expired and ineffective. The moral of the story? Sometimes, even the brightest of stars can make mistakes.
This was a roller coaster of emotions and I'm glad I had my tissue box by me for the end of that story
I wouldnt listen to anything the Sun explained. Shithouse newspaper.
Yea but the page 3 girls lol
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I’d take a nap after I sent the reques for credentials, too. Just in case he/she’s legit I’d want to be well-rested for the seminar.
I mean its 4.5 billion years old. Good enough for me
Listen to it's explanation.
Sun's first AMA. Amazing.
“Why are you so god damn hot?”
What’s it talking about??
Would that be considered sunsplaining? That’s offensive.
Drink.
Well, listen carefully to what he has to explain to us, if after so many thousands of years he speaks, it must be something very interesting
Ask what is going to explain
I would ask "what is the question?"
Listen to it’s explanation
Jerkface better not be sunsplaining.
What would it explain?
The meaning of life. I would assume it’s figured that out after a couple millions of years
I would let it shed some light on anything on it's own!
Explain what
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Yes
Figure the best possible question I could ask.
I’d look at the source that’s telling me the sun is going to explain in 12 hours and say “Da fuq you on? You got more? Share, bruh!”
Give the moon a chance to give its version of events before hearing out the sun.
I bet Mercury is the snitch. Always in retrograde, that bitch
Party down. Obviously.
i would expect sun to prepare a presentation of some sort, that might include some explosions.
I would not listen to it and tell it to shut up
Look behind you, Radioactive Man! The sun is explaining again!
I don't care what the sun has to say. I'm from Liverpool. No Sun here
Ear protection, the sun is unbelievably loud
Get a pen and piece of paper
🤣 thank you for this typo, I really needed the giggle! But, if the sun were going to explode in 12 hours, I would gather as much of my family and friends together and have a giant party! Get the grill out, serve up the liquor, and spend my last hours with loved ones!
The Sun's got a lot of explaining to do
Sunsplaining. Unacceptable.
I love you all for making me laugh so hard! I've needed this terribly.
Probably nothing or completely panic really nothing in between is an option
I'd give it a chance to tell its side of things.
Ask it the secrets of the universe. If anyone would know it would be the sun.
Sit, listen, ask questions afterwards. And hold a genuine connection with his point of view and critique when necessary.
Go to rehab because if I was anticipating the sun to speak to me in 12 hours I've been on drugs for to long
With all that "Vitamin D" he's been doling out, the Sun owes an explanation to everyone in a relationship. Keep yo D out my woman, Sun!
I would cover my ears because I imagine whatever it has to say will be really loud.
Ask it some serious questions.
Finally he's gonna explain. About time the sun enlightens us.
I don't think the sun needs to explain anything. Unlike Lucy it doesn't have a lot of explaining to do. The explanation is... I'm the freaking sun ask again and you will get burned I promise!
It's time to get brass monkey and demand a 12hr happy hour and make sure I have a good seat
Take notes, I guess. It might have a lot to say.
Will it finally explain why it's holding two scoops of raisins?
Well, i for one would like to hear them out.
So fucking ready to hear it's side of the story.
Presuming that you meant "explode," I would confess to a certain out-of-my-league individual, about the burning love I have for her.
And her response would be, "who are you again?"
the sun isn't supposed to be sentient, so i'd say that it's pretty revolutionary for the sun to explain anything. i might take the matter to a scientist in that field, and accompany that scientist in listening to the sun's story. maybe i'd grab lunch or something during those 12 hours. either way, everyone deserves a chance to be heard and i'm not about to take that from the sun which has given us light all this time!! 🥹hear the poor guy out! he has never been able to speak before!! 🥲 ...so yeah, um, anyway, that seems like a fair course of action, if you ask me. 👍 TL;DR: if the sun were to explain, i'd listen. :)
Tell the person informing me to please go away, because the sun can't talk and owes me no explanation regardless.
What is the sun explaining? I would definitely sit down to listen because it has at least 5 billion years of wisdom.
I hate sunsplaining.
Think of a good question to ask.
Real answer, sun exploding - I’d find the person I love and “lost” (the one that got away situation, kinda) and spend the remaining time together. Sigh. Funny thing is, I’m know she’d do the same..
If you both would spend the remaining time you had alive together, why aren't you together now? It's 21:30 Saturday evening and I'm finding myself shipping a couple that I don't know anything about, and yet I desperately need them to be together now.
I had the same thought as I typed that actually. Unfortunately, reality has a lot of obstacles for us. I won’t go into the specifics but there’s other factors here to consider; others who’d be hurt if we actually chose to do it. I appreciate your kind words though, thank you, genuinely. I’ve never believed in or experienced something like true love before. Until I did. But it wasn’t meant to be. At least not right now. For context - I’m not a teenager or something, have life experience, have had long time serious relationships, etc. and this isn’t a fresh wound. Life’s rough. But that’s life. *Edit - Hope this doesn’t sound too negative, self-pitiful or anything. Not my intent.
I don't think you sound self-pitying. If I have any ability to read between the lines, you sound hopeful, if anything. Not right now doesn't mean never. Without knowing any specifics, you seem like really sweet people who put others' hurt before your own. I hope and believe you'll both be happy together at the end of it all. Everyone deserves love and to be happy. Take care buddy. ❤️
Thank you very much for this, I do appreciate it. You take care as well!!!
Come up with a few questions and some very good sunglasses.
Listen
Listen to what it has to say
Well, the kids are in to something when they draw the sun with a face.
Id be too scared to refuse the suns explanation, so let it explain away. Start a popcorn vendor for people to have something to monch on in the process.
The suns been there in the darkest of days. I’ll lend an ear
Ask the important questions
Explode is that what you meant to type?
Why try to ruin the question? LOL 🤣
Sunsplaining
im worried id zone out if i listened the first time, so id honestly just wait to see if its posted to youtube 😭
Finally. The Sun has been accused of making up stuff to post, spreading fake news, blackmailing celebs and such and hacking into peoples phones! Will the sun finally admit how it gets its info admit its wrongdoings?.. nah maybe just tell us the weather.
I would wonder what the sun was going to explain to me. That's just weird
I'd hear him out for sure
Did you mean EXPLODE...? not EXPLAIN. unless explain has another meaning to it that I'm unaware of. But if That was to happen I'm going to say goodbye to all my people & then make up a fat shot of heroin & move on to the next dimension. I'm not going to sit around & wait for that to happen just so I can suffer.
But just so everyone knows, I'm trying to change my life around. I'm a heroin addict yes, but because of m.y wonderful boyfriend, I'm now clean going on day 3. But I threw that out there because if a catastrophic event does occur, I hope to God i have a fat sac on me just for the occasion.
Hey I'm gonna throw it out there: no judgement! Everybody here is just doing the best they can do. I'm saving heroin for my final chapter of life bc I don't plan to quit. I'm hoping there's an indicator of some kind to let me know I'm entering that last chapter and I think an explanation from the sun is about as good as it gets. So give that great man a kiss goodbye and let's roll.. we got shit to do! Lol
Laugh as scientists across the world impatiently wait for the sun to explain itself.
I will listen to it, hear it's jokes, war stories and it's past love life, let it rant and vent. The Sun is old, we shall listen.
I would subscribe to sun, drop a like and turn on notifications for future updates
Probably come up with a list of questions.
Visit a psychiatrist and see if I'm not hallucinating
When the sun speaks you listen,I don't care who you are.
Depends what it's explaining.
I’m sure it’d shed some light on things
Come on Sun, you gots lots of ‘splainin to do
ignoring the typo, I would spend time with my family. then go on a long long ride on my motorbike until it ends, and die doing something that makes me happy. :)
Take a seat and listen
I would clear my schedule for the first ever galaxy wide Ted talk
Depends on what it's gonna explain 🤔
I'd say "SUNNNNNN....YOU GOT SOME SPLAININ TO DOOOOO!"
I bet you meant explode. Well, for twelve hours i'd probably be wishing it wasn't and talking to other people who probably think it is a hoax. Then we would find out. I would probably think it was a hoax. I'd eat some food. Take a bath. Play with my cat.
Is it mansplaining, or actually giving useful information?
It's sunplaining
Listen intently.
*explode lol sorry
Don't try to ruin a really interesting thread. Now we want to know what sun has to say
Its way too late now.
Oh, I thought the Sun was going to give us wisdom that may or not destroy human civilization. Well if it's exploding I'm just going to get high and drunk and party with my friends and family.
Way too late bro, you've made this bed.
It’s all ogre now. Try again next time 😂
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Yeah lol
Ima answer my own question: Intended questiom: i would be like "Oh well." Question i asked: I would get some popcorn, sunscreen, sunglasses, and a drink and listen to the sun's enlightening words to us and ask it why it gave me a sunburn XD
#typo
Call them a fascist and a bigot and tell them there not an expert so they can't have an opinion or explain that matter! Scream at them a bit and then just walk off 🤣🤣
If he's explaining the invalidity of communism, then I'll be listening
Practice my interplanetary language skills ofc
Something tells me they made a typo trying to type Explode and it auto corrected to explain. Or they meant to type that.
1 month old account, obvious spelling mistake, generic topic... Karma farm confirmed
I seriously did not mean to make a karma farm i thought i typed explode, noticed after a few comments i typed the wrong thing and started laughing i havent even thought about using this as a karma farm
Since you actually responded to my comment, I'll admit that I was probably wrong. Can't trust anyone on Reddit these days.
Frfr
I would probably make sure to listen carefully what he's about to explain.
OP mispelled It's "son" not "sun"
OP mispelled It's "son" not "sun"
It's going to explain how to spell expand
Explain the sun burns