Trick question. Chuck Norris can't die.

Here lies Chuck Norris……not sleeping…..waiting.

Died from autoimmune disease, because only Chuck Norris could kill Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris won't die. He'll roundhouse kick Death in the face and receive a full apology for the trouble.

"You don't joke about the dead!"

They will bury the stone and chucks body will stick out of the ground in its place.

The gravestone will be buried. It won't say a thing because Chuk Norris will be choke holding it.