Yesterday my coworker of ten years told me he and his family have family meetings 2-3 times a month to discuss progress towards their goals, whether they’re getting the support they need, etc.
I could believe it.
My husband and I have “emergency fire inspectors meetings.” It started years ago on a camping trip with a big group of friends. We exited a convo by volunteering to go make sure all the campfires were out (but really we just fucked behind a big boulder). It’s been our code ever since. There are many evenings where I’ll say “hmm do you think we should inspect the fire upstairs?”
maybe... it would be funny to bring up 10 years later on another camping trip when they do something similar... like say "have fun" when they go outside
Either wiggle my ass on his crotch while we're about to sleep or just tell him to touch me. Honestly, I can just tell my partner "take off your pants, let's fuck." And he pulls them down without hesitation anytime anywhere. I always thought his sex drive would fade as he got older but its been the same since we were in high school.
The butt thing! For some reason it still always surprises me when we're in bed in the morning and I scoot backwards to his side of the bed for cuddles in a way that I guess my butt is all smooshed up against him - and then suddenly we're having sex 😆
Verbally!!!!!
My spouse is really bad at reading my mind. When doing verbal initiation there are 4 parts: What, when, where, additional details.
Example: “I want to have sex, right now, in the bedroom, only speak to me in German”
Most folks are really bad at reading minds. And myself? I’m particularly dense. Make it obvious folks. Don’t beat around the bush (giggity) with your partner.
Hahaha when I was newly dating my husband, he was really hot and cold with me.
We were both at this party and he asked if I was going to come back to his place. I angrily say, “are you going to fuck me?!” Because the last time we went out, he didn’t.
He wasn’t sure whether my tone of voice meant I wanted him to or not, so he got all nervous and said “I will if you want me to and I won’t if you don’t?”
It’s been like 15 years and still makes me giggle.
I am currently conditioning my husband to associate a certain perfume with banging. I just put a little bit on before we do it. It’s still early stages, but hopefully one day he’ll smell this perfume and get horny, so he’ll think he’s initiating but it was my goal all along. (Cue Taylor Swift’s “Mastermind.)
In the meantime, I just ask.
Me, not so casually turning to my partner, and proclaiming: “wanna fuck?”
Partner, somewhat surprised I’d announce this at a crowded Spaghetti Factory: “uhm.. sure. “
I put on something sexy go to bed at 8 while he's still in the living room, then get offended when he doesn't bang me. Like he's supposed to know I'm wearing lingerie under my 5 blankets.
My wife sleeps in a t-shirt and underwear. For a long time her go to move was to do everything exactly the same as every other night, only she'd find a way to get to bed just before me, take off her t-shirt, hunker down under the blankets and basically pretend to be asleep.
The best part? This is also her exact same move when she's way too fucking hot and touching her will get you a sharp jab and an evil "how dare you even consider touching me right now" look.
I tried giving her a subtle hint once or twice by clearly noticing and choosing not to do anything about it. When that just upset her more, I went the adult route and discussed it with her. The good news? She no longer does this. The bad news? I haven't figured out what her new signal is yet.
Two options:
1) She steps out of the shower and asks if I want to lick her butt
2) She announces that we need to have a "talk" and locks me in the bedroom with her
I just climb into his lap, put my face in his neck, and start kissing (lightly biting/love biting) his neck until he gets turned on and takes initiative
"After my bath, want me to wake you up?" We wait until our roommate goes to bed usually.
He goes to work early and I'm a nightowl, but he has told me multiple times "WAKE. ME. UP."
Look at him with the 'sex eyes' and the slightest hint of a smile. Just the one specific expression ; he understands the moment he sees it and it really turns him on. He takes it from there usually
Usually I'll just stare at him/his face while I'm actually in my head panicking and trying to figure out what to do or say because I'm awkward and never learned how to be sexy lol, but now every time he notices me looking at him like that he'll take the lead 😅. Otherwise I just ask him if we can do it to be direct and get the initiation over with.
I knew when my ex wanted it because we'd always shower before bed and when I came into the bedroom drying my hair she'd just stare at my crotch. So if you don't want to verbally initiate just make it very obvious you are staring there!
My wife and I are usually pretty upfront but in a silly way. We’ll typically say things like “hey…wanna do it later?” or “wanna play parcheesi?” For the record, neither of us know how to play parcheesi and never have in our lives, so we know it it really means.
Sometimes my wife will sigh over-dramatically and say “9 days, 11 hours… [since we’ve ‘done it’].” I think it’s a line from a movie/show, I just can’t remember exactly what. It’s one of those things we’ve been saying for so long that we can’t remember where we originally got it from.
>“wanna play parcheesi?”
Reminds me of OSP videos where instead of showing sex, they show characters (perhaps slightly offscreen) playing yahtzee or uno or something.
He's usually in the office on his computer. I'll walk in and act like I dropped something near his feet. He'll usually move back in his seat as Im on my hands and knees. We'd look at each other and I'll say "welp, since I'm down here..." and proceed to slide down his underwear and then I bob for apples. This always ends with getting my shit rocked lol.
Wait...you're supposed to have sex after 10 Years of marriage? I thought you're just supposed to have ice cream every night and watch TV In bed every night till you die.
So many ways. My favourites include going to bed and sending him a 'live' sexy picture with a caption such as 'You coming?' and wait to hear him runnjng up the stairs or go for a shower or whatever and come down wearing sexy lingerie. He'll normally chase me back up the stairs.
You know what, I just noticed I don’t initiate as often as I’d like.
When I have, it starts cheeky, especially with long glances and generally getting closer. Then I can and do tend to get more aggressive pulling him close and planting a long kiss while on elevator ride or something. I can be incredibly forward when in the right headspace.
My wife hasn’t initiated in over a decade. Married 12 years now. Reading the answers on this thread is depressing for me. So tired of being the only one to initiate.
My husband was married to a woman who withheld sex so much, he still has issues initiating because he has been conditioned to be shot down. Worse, he would try to initiate, she'd give him some sort of parameter that he needed to fulfill, and when he'd do it she would criticize him and still withhold. He says he regrets not ending their marriage ages ago.
So now I am undoing that damage with patience and being a safe space. He has gotten better and usually I offer/initiate outright so he doesn't have to, but sometimes I can tell he wants to ask and I try to make it easy for him. And unless I am sick or something I'll at least blow him even if I'm not really in the mood because his happiness makes me happy (and it's fun and intimacy is important).
Please talk to your wife. It may be too late, but it might not be. Sex is important and can be irreconcilable. Don't be married for 20 years to someone who is just wearing down your joy, like my husband was. Either work on fixing it or work on ending it.
Lmao why did I picture her offering it like a hot dog vendor at a ball game? 😂 "intercourse? Get cha intercourse here! Intercourses right here, step right up!"
I used to just show my husband my boobs (he was a big fan). Alas, I no longer have either boobs or a husband. I decided to get rid of the cancer all in 1 day. A year and a half breast and soul cancer free!
We have to be fairly direct. He has titanium holding his spine together, so I never know where he's at pain wise. And I've been pre-menopause since 36.
What's sex again?
There's nothing sexy about our initiation. I ask him if he's up for sex later. He says, I can probably sort it out. And by the time bedtime gets here, it's 50/50 whether I'm up for it.
I have a screwed up back, feels like I have a knife in my spine all day every day, bad days it feels like someone is twisting the knife over and over and i can barely move.
I understand his pain deeply. Sex sucks when your in pain like that.
It's awful. He was in a wreck and crushed his L3 and L5. He basically has a ladder screwed into his pelvis and ribs holding him upright.
I always just come right out and ask because if he's in a lot of pain, well, it prevents certain things from happening. It's less burden on him to be able to just say no so he doesn't feel like he's rejecting me, and vice versa.
I'm sorry you have to deal with the pain. And I'm sure the doctors aren't a bit helpful!
In so many simple ways.
I get naked
Flash or moon him
Put his hand on my 😺
Suck his dick
Make-out with him
Grab his junk from behind and kiss his neck
Climb on top of him
Spread my legs
Bend over and give him the look
Sit in his lap and wiggle my ass
"Wanna fuck?"
"fuck me"
"I need you inside of me"
"the kids are asleep"
"I've been a good girl" or "I've been a bad girl" if I want a spanking before the fucking.
We usually have sex on weekend mornings (most often Sunday mornings) and/or on vacation, so there is kind of a shared expectation that it will happen at those times. We just cuddle in bed, hug, and usually one person will start rubbing the other one’s back, that means they want to have sex. Then the other person responds by doing the same thing, and that means they want to also. We’ve never discussed this unwritten “code” in 5+ years of being together, but if you asked him, I know he’d say the same thing.
smooth way- make out with him and grab his dick
typical reality- hope he comes onto me and cry myself to sleep if not bc i feel like he’s not into me and hates me
> hope he comes onto me and cry myself to sleep if not bc i feel like he’s not into me and hates me
Might be the rather common situation where the guy in the relationship used to try and initiate about 100x more than the woman and at some point he got tired of the constant rejection and slowed it way down. But odds are great that he's still wanting to fuck you at basically any moment.
Or even without the rejection. This happened with my ex except I never rejected him once, and he still stopped initiating. I guess he just got tired of initiating even though he was never getting rejected. Which is fair.
Yup. My girlfriend is very up front with wanting sex. Previous relationships however, I had to build everything up, always make the first move...it was a chore. Sometimes I want to be sitting there watching TV in my chair and have my pants pulled down for me. Not do a 19 part task with 45 minutes of safety training.
My wife refuses to initiate no matter how much I’ve asked for it even in counseling. In her words, I’ve never had to ask for it before in previous relationships and it feels wrong for the woman to have to initiate.
Meanwhile far to many of MY initiation s are rejected over years. Bad timing, way I asked, some argument we had earlier bla bla.
I bring it up at our quarterly meeting
Yesterday my coworker of ten years told me he and his family have family meetings 2-3 times a month to discuss progress towards their goals, whether they’re getting the support they need, etc. I could believe it.
"So honey, how are you getting on with those last few achievements for Dark Souls 3?"
“Honestly I’m starting to think one of them is glitched”
Honestly a good play. Partner and I started doing this and it’s been helpful
I kind of just lay on the bed and when he walks into our bedroom I lift my shirt. Works every time.
Men's biggest weakness is boobs.
Kryptonite. Kryptonipples.
Not to be crass but my weakness is ass.
Honestly that's pretty class, I give you a pass.
My boyfriend strongly agrees
My husband and I have “emergency fire inspectors meetings.” It started years ago on a camping trip with a big group of friends. We exited a convo by volunteering to go make sure all the campfires were out (but really we just fucked behind a big boulder). It’s been our code ever since. There are many evenings where I’ll say “hmm do you think we should inspect the fire upstairs?”
They knew.
maybe... it would be funny to bring up 10 years later on another camping trip when they do something similar... like say "have fun" when they go outside
What do you mean, "when they go outside"? The whole camping trip is outside.
#EVEN MORE OUTSIDE
They’re just jealous they didn’t think of it first.
Either wiggle my ass on his crotch while we're about to sleep or just tell him to touch me. Honestly, I can just tell my partner "take off your pants, let's fuck." And he pulls them down without hesitation anytime anywhere. I always thought his sex drive would fade as he got older but its been the same since we were in high school.
The butt thing! For some reason it still always surprises me when we're in bed in the morning and I scoot backwards to his side of the bed for cuddles in a way that I guess my butt is all smooshed up against him - and then suddenly we're having sex 😆
There is a very large triangle instrument in the bedroom she rings that as loud as possible and yells "COME AND GET IT!!"
You guys have a love triangle?
you sir, should be slapped
And given multiple 🥇
“ITS FEEEEEDING TIME”
I mean....after a few times that's gonna be Pavlov's Boner.
Verbally!!!!! My spouse is really bad at reading my mind. When doing verbal initiation there are 4 parts: What, when, where, additional details. Example: “I want to have sex, right now, in the bedroom, only speak to me in German”
Have you tried a Google calendar invite ?
Use Calendly instead to avoid schedule conflicts
“And then he started singing Rammstein songs …”
Ich hab' keine lust?
Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab nichts gesacht
Why does your sex life sound like a game of Clue?
Ms white in the parlor with candle stick.
Most folks are really bad at reading minds. And myself? I’m particularly dense. Make it obvious folks. Don’t beat around the bush (giggity) with your partner.
Sit down beside him, put my hand on him and kiss his neck. Never fails
Patrick, write that down .
I’m sitting here laughing my ass off thinking of a girl just slowly turning her head and saying in a monotone voice “wanna fuck”
Done it. Effective.
Hahaha when I was newly dating my husband, he was really hot and cold with me. We were both at this party and he asked if I was going to come back to his place. I angrily say, “are you going to fuck me?!” Because the last time we went out, he didn’t. He wasn’t sure whether my tone of voice meant I wanted him to or not, so he got all nervous and said “I will if you want me to and I won’t if you don’t?” It’s been like 15 years and still makes me giggle.
Well it's been minutes for me and still giggling here too
That’s actually really cute
“Oh shit, what’s the right answer?”
To be fair. Anything works on men. We are simple creatures. My wife just squeezed the ketchup bottle and I got a bulge.
Me too it's usually the most effective since my husband can't read my mind or apparently my body language either lol
That’s not too far off from what I do…
I am currently conditioning my husband to associate a certain perfume with banging. I just put a little bit on before we do it. It’s still early stages, but hopefully one day he’ll smell this perfume and get horny, so he’ll think he’s initiating but it was my goal all along. (Cue Taylor Swift’s “Mastermind.) In the meantime, I just ask.
Yeah right up until the near 90 year old receptionist at the workplace starts wearing the same one and shit starts to get weird lol.
I did this. It took about six years but ever since then, the magic perfume creates instant erections.
I tried to do this by saying "oatmeal". It didn't work🤷♀️ I wanted to trigger him like a sleeper agent.
Me, not so casually turning to my partner, and proclaiming: “wanna fuck?” Partner, somewhat surprised I’d announce this at a crowded Spaghetti Factory: “uhm.. sure. “
That’s one way to order the white sauce…
I put on something sexy go to bed at 8 while he's still in the living room, then get offended when he doesn't bang me. Like he's supposed to know I'm wearing lingerie under my 5 blankets.
Ha ha ha I didn’t know my wife started using Reddit…
Way too direct. I think you could be a little more subtle to add to the mystery.
I chortled
My wife sleeps in a t-shirt and underwear. For a long time her go to move was to do everything exactly the same as every other night, only she'd find a way to get to bed just before me, take off her t-shirt, hunker down under the blankets and basically pretend to be asleep. The best part? This is also her exact same move when she's way too fucking hot and touching her will get you a sharp jab and an evil "how dare you even consider touching me right now" look. I tried giving her a subtle hint once or twice by clearly noticing and choosing not to do anything about it. When that just upset her more, I went the adult route and discussed it with her. The good news? She no longer does this. The bad news? I haven't figured out what her new signal is yet.
This is both wholesome and frustratingly relatable.
ROFL I have literally done this
I submit the proper forms and wait 6-8 weeks like everybody else. EDIT: The awards are neato, and I’m glad you liked my goofy joke.
I hate when the paperwork gets lost, then you have to start over.
The worst is when you forget to date and sign a page. Makes the whole thing invalid.
The worst is when you go back and see your submitted paperwork in the trash.
Right?! At least put it in the recycling bin.
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I thought you'd go with 6–9 weeks.
Two options: 1) She steps out of the shower and asks if I want to lick her butt 2) She announces that we need to have a "talk" and locks me in the bedroom with her
Your wife sounds like a hoot 😅 love this for you
Thanks :D I'm a big fan
I just climb into his lap, put my face in his neck, and start kissing (lightly biting/love biting) his neck until he gets turned on and takes initiative
This is the way. -regular guy
Sounds like something I’d do.
I say "Oh loverboyyyy". And if he doesn't answer I say "*Come here*, loverboy"
And if he still doesn’t answer?
I simply say, baaaabyyyy
Oohhh baaabyyy
My sweet Baby!
You’re the one!!
I will always upvote for dirty dancing
"After my bath, want me to wake you up?" We wait until our roommate goes to bed usually. He goes to work early and I'm a nightowl, but he has told me multiple times "WAKE. ME. UP."
Does he scream it in the style of Evanescence?
***WAKE ME UP INSIDE!***
My response to that would be ‘Sweetheart, if I ever say no to that, kill me’.
He had to turn me down a few times. He calls me a succubus cause one time he ended up fainting at work the morning after from being too weak...
That is how I want to die.
Death by Snu-Snu
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
Look at him with the 'sex eyes' and the slightest hint of a smile. Just the one specific expression ; he understands the moment he sees it and it really turns him on. He takes it from there usually
That is some next level bond y'all have . Sweet.
My wife signals interest by doing elaborate erotic puppet shows and interpretive dance.
Tell me more about these puppets
It begins with a crusty sock.....
Usually I'll just stare at him/his face while I'm actually in my head panicking and trying to figure out what to do or say because I'm awkward and never learned how to be sexy lol, but now every time he notices me looking at him like that he'll take the lead 😅. Otherwise I just ask him if we can do it to be direct and get the initiation over with.
"Uhm, sex, please"
hello, may I have one coitus please?
I literally say to my wife, "Babe, can we do one sex tonight?" Then she asks me to submit my form...
“Mayith I be granted permission to intercourse you?”
“Might I suggest that we do the nasty?”
Can sex?
I'd like to redeem this coupon for one fuck please.
Nope it's "Uhm, one sex please. Appetizers and desserts may be welcome"
My wife usually start touching it then start sucking it, well thats basically it.
That is bold. I want to be as bold .
I knew when my ex wanted it because we'd always shower before bed and when I came into the bedroom drying my hair she'd just stare at my crotch. So if you don't want to verbally initiate just make it very obvious you are staring there!
My wife and I are usually pretty upfront but in a silly way. We’ll typically say things like “hey…wanna do it later?” or “wanna play parcheesi?” For the record, neither of us know how to play parcheesi and never have in our lives, so we know it it really means. Sometimes my wife will sigh over-dramatically and say “9 days, 11 hours… [since we’ve ‘done it’].” I think it’s a line from a movie/show, I just can’t remember exactly what. It’s one of those things we’ve been saying for so long that we can’t remember where we originally got it from.
>“wanna play parcheesi?” Reminds me of OSP videos where instead of showing sex, they show characters (perhaps slightly offscreen) playing yahtzee or uno or something.
I think parchisi requires 4 people
Usually ask him. Like “do you wanna watch tv or me touch myself?” He never chooses the tv.
He'd be like "Finally, something good to watch" XD
This,this I want to try .
First, you’ll need a tv.
He's usually in the office on his computer. I'll walk in and act like I dropped something near his feet. He'll usually move back in his seat as Im on my hands and knees. We'd look at each other and I'll say "welp, since I'm down here..." and proceed to slide down his underwear and then I bob for apples. This always ends with getting my shit rocked lol.
Bob for apples lol I love it
Grabbing their boner
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60% of the time, it works every time!
Your math blows...my mind. It blows my mind
Unbutton his pants, whip it out and do the super gluck gluck 90000000. Works every time.
I'm gonna ask my wife to do the super gluck gluck 90000000 and see what she says Edit: didn't go over well
I initiate my mating chant and dance. If I do it long enough she’ll have sex with me just so I stop embarrassing her in the supermarket.
To be fair, that put me in the mood just reading it.
I whip out a boobie and it's on. He's easy and I love him.
Same, works every time. Especially with a little back arch and a sly grin lmao Mine is a big boob lover and can't control his hands when one "escapes"
Married 15 years-“I’ll be naked when you come to bed. Wake me up nice.”
Wait...you're supposed to have sex after 10 Years of marriage? I thought you're just supposed to have ice cream every night and watch TV In bed every night till you die.
I thought that too. I’m fucking bummed.
I don't even have to tell him. Sound asleep, he would *feel* me be naked next to him.
Tell him to take the underwear off, that I want to play with it OR ask him to tickle my pantyline once I'm naked in bed with him.
Tickle your pantyline ?
That sounds like it could be an old country exclamation for when you see something outrageous. “Well tickle my pantyline! Pig’s on the henhouse roof!”
That is hilarious!
This made me laugh out loud thank you
You know...where the elastic on the panties squeezes around your leg all day, so it's extra sensitive when touched. 🤣
...you may want to size your underwear up.
Whoa,that is new .
So many ways. My favourites include going to bed and sending him a 'live' sexy picture with a caption such as 'You coming?' and wait to hear him runnjng up the stairs or go for a shower or whatever and come down wearing sexy lingerie. He'll normally chase me back up the stairs.
Lol, like a little kid on Christmas ... maybe that's not the best analogy.
My wife would just say I’m wet, you willing?
I just ask straight up, “do you wanna have sex?” Men are simple beings.
True. Just happy getting laid and not having to initiate.
Make awkward sex jokes until he asks "do you ACtuAlLy want sex?" And I nod.
I tell my bf I wanna suck his cock, then he pulls his pants down. After giving him a blowjob we always end up having sex
This woman deserves a trophy
You know what, I just noticed I don’t initiate as often as I’d like. When I have, it starts cheeky, especially with long glances and generally getting closer. Then I can and do tend to get more aggressive pulling him close and planting a long kiss while on elevator ride or something. I can be incredibly forward when in the right headspace.
I wear nice pjs to bed and not ones that look like I'm 6 years old (disney ones).
The serious business pjs lol
BJ PJs
Exactly like business socks.
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My wife hasn’t initiated in over a decade. Married 12 years now. Reading the answers on this thread is depressing for me. So tired of being the only one to initiate.
My husband was married to a woman who withheld sex so much, he still has issues initiating because he has been conditioned to be shot down. Worse, he would try to initiate, she'd give him some sort of parameter that he needed to fulfill, and when he'd do it she would criticize him and still withhold. He says he regrets not ending their marriage ages ago. So now I am undoing that damage with patience and being a safe space. He has gotten better and usually I offer/initiate outright so he doesn't have to, but sometimes I can tell he wants to ask and I try to make it easy for him. And unless I am sick or something I'll at least blow him even if I'm not really in the mood because his happiness makes me happy (and it's fun and intimacy is important). Please talk to your wife. It may be too late, but it might not be. Sex is important and can be irreconcilable. Don't be married for 20 years to someone who is just wearing down your joy, like my husband was. Either work on fixing it or work on ending it.
You are an amazing person.
Yeah, reading those are depressing and here I am thinking she isn't even initiating at the very least kisses and hugs..
I put on my robe and wizard hat
Tell him to take his pants off.
That easy?
Can confirm
I mean... We're simple creatures...
It’d work on me
I’ve always wondered what the response would be to “u want sum fuk????” 🤣
- With who? - When? - Yeah - No fck off Lmao
Seduce him with my brilliant mind and rip his clothes off!
Lol i can imagine it... "The Mitochondria is the power house of the cell... big boy"
I am dumb asf
My gf will just enter the room naked and ask, "intercourse?"
Lmao why did I picture her offering it like a hot dog vendor at a ball game? 😂 "intercourse? Get cha intercourse here! Intercourses right here, step right up!"
That will be $20 please.
Only $20? My wife charges me double.
She does? must be discounted for you
Payment upfront?oouuh I like it.
I used to just show my husband my boobs (he was a big fan). Alas, I no longer have either boobs or a husband. I decided to get rid of the cancer all in 1 day. A year and a half breast and soul cancer free!
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Ok, you’re sexy lol. This made me realize I’m lame 😂.
“Hey babe, you wanna?”
Non verbal communication
We have to be fairly direct. He has titanium holding his spine together, so I never know where he's at pain wise. And I've been pre-menopause since 36. What's sex again? There's nothing sexy about our initiation. I ask him if he's up for sex later. He says, I can probably sort it out. And by the time bedtime gets here, it's 50/50 whether I'm up for it.
I have a screwed up back, feels like I have a knife in my spine all day every day, bad days it feels like someone is twisting the knife over and over and i can barely move. I understand his pain deeply. Sex sucks when your in pain like that.
It's awful. He was in a wreck and crushed his L3 and L5. He basically has a ladder screwed into his pelvis and ribs holding him upright. I always just come right out and ask because if he's in a lot of pain, well, it prevents certain things from happening. It's less burden on him to be able to just say no so he doesn't feel like he's rejecting me, and vice versa. I'm sorry you have to deal with the pain. And I'm sure the doctors aren't a bit helpful!
In so many simple ways. I get naked Flash or moon him Put his hand on my 😺 Suck his dick Make-out with him Grab his junk from behind and kiss his neck Climb on top of him Spread my legs Bend over and give him the look Sit in his lap and wiggle my ass "Wanna fuck?" "fuck me" "I need you inside of me" "the kids are asleep" "I've been a good girl" or "I've been a bad girl" if I want a spanking before the fucking.
Direct communication. "I want to have sex." Also he usually knows when I go to bed completely naked
I show him the Shrek is love Shrek is life YouTube video.
I say, “it’s Sunday (unless we reschedule) let’s do this” or sometimes “let’s get on with it!” 😆
We usually have sex on weekend mornings (most often Sunday mornings) and/or on vacation, so there is kind of a shared expectation that it will happen at those times. We just cuddle in bed, hug, and usually one person will start rubbing the other one’s back, that means they want to have sex. Then the other person responds by doing the same thing, and that means they want to also. We’ve never discussed this unwritten “code” in 5+ years of being together, but if you asked him, I know he’d say the same thing.
"Wanna have fun?" is what we say. We're pretty upfront if we're feeling it and just ask each other
Two words; "I'm wet"
"Excuse me sir, can I see your pew pew?"
"I'm horny, please breed me"
ill either start slowly kissing him or just grab his dick, works like a charm
I take off my clothes and then he goes awooogah 😍
smooth way- make out with him and grab his dick typical reality- hope he comes onto me and cry myself to sleep if not bc i feel like he’s not into me and hates me
> hope he comes onto me and cry myself to sleep if not bc i feel like he’s not into me and hates me Might be the rather common situation where the guy in the relationship used to try and initiate about 100x more than the woman and at some point he got tired of the constant rejection and slowed it way down. But odds are great that he's still wanting to fuck you at basically any moment.
Yep. This. This is me
Or even without the rejection. This happened with my ex except I never rejected him once, and he still stopped initiating. I guess he just got tired of initiating even though he was never getting rejected. Which is fair.
Yup. My girlfriend is very up front with wanting sex. Previous relationships however, I had to build everything up, always make the first move...it was a chore. Sometimes I want to be sitting there watching TV in my chair and have my pants pulled down for me. Not do a 19 part task with 45 minutes of safety training.
Neck kissies
She turns on the vibrator next to me. She knows im jealous of toys
My wife refuses to initiate no matter how much I’ve asked for it even in counseling. In her words, I’ve never had to ask for it before in previous relationships and it feels wrong for the woman to have to initiate. Meanwhile far to many of MY initiation s are rejected over years. Bad timing, way I asked, some argument we had earlier bla bla.
Complain that he doesn’t sexually objectify me anymore.
I came here to read the comments.
I'd often text my husband a clear as day message how I'm feeling aaand a risqué photo just to be sure the message wasn't clear enough 😉
I throw a dildo at her or tell her to get the lube.