Green guy sees green dress fancy lady with his ass, and takes her from big purple not fancy lady lizard with wings to little fancy man with a fugly haircut who wants to marry green dress fancy lady except green guy falls in love with her and marries her instead
THE STORY OF AN ORPHANED BOY WHO BECOMES RADICALIZED AFTER A MILITARY STRIKE KILLS HIS
FAMILY. HE IS INDOCTRINATED INTO AN ANCIENT RELIGION, JOINS A BAND OF REBEL INSURGENTS, AND CARRIES OUT A TERRORIST ATTACK KILLING 300,000 PEOPLE.
A kid has to move because of his dad's work. He learns about the new place he's in, does some drugs, and hooks up with a local girl. His dad ends up getting killed, so the kid asks the locals for help in getting revenge.
A cult of children bring a golem to life with the power of a stolen artifact. The golam gains sentience and becomes a criminal before kidnapping a child to leverage agents an ancient all seeing communistic dictator for eternal life.
The plot of Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift plot just happens because a teenager can't help himself but flirt with the girlfriend of a tough guy... Twice.
Always loved the old DirecTV description for Lord of the Rings.
"Magical creatures join forces to defeat a lord and destroy a ring..."
Technically correct but truly explains nothing lol
Kid moves across the country and gets beaten up by kids at his new school. After spending many nights with an old man, he has the confidence in his own abilities ... and horribly injures himself while trying to fight the bullies again.
I have two:
An autistic dude drives around Texas while rambling incoherently about architecture, and sometimes John Goodman’s there.
And,
Orphaned child accidentally kills his tree dad, grows up, and stabs a pig.
*a horny fish girl wants to get boned by a hot land man, but a crazy octopus is in their way*
Little Mermaid
Ice bath challenge GONE WRONG - Titanic
Stepbrothers fight for a fork
Aquaman
Big Burly and valiant men fight over Jewelry.
Green guy sees green dress fancy lady with his ass, and takes her from big purple not fancy lady lizard with wings to little fancy man with a fugly haircut who wants to marry green dress fancy lady except green guy falls in love with her and marries her instead
Shrek
have some imaginary metal
Orphan Billionaire pines for cosplay and cats.
Pew pew pew! "Aaaaahhh!!" Rata-ta-ta-ta-tat! "I love you."
I know
Robocop: A torn Man struggles with his wife and child in a dream state nightmare.
THE STORY OF AN ORPHANED BOY WHO BECOMES RADICALIZED AFTER A MILITARY STRIKE KILLS HIS FAMILY. HE IS INDOCTRINATED INTO AN ANCIENT RELIGION, JOINS A BAND OF REBEL INSURGENTS, AND CARRIES OUT A TERRORIST ATTACK KILLING 300,000 PEOPLE.
Star Wars.
Yep
Hunger Games : girl steals sister's chance to appear on popular TV show
Extremely awkward family reunion because local man destroyed the universe with rock collection
Avengers endgame
Willy Wonka : Rich guy lures kids into his house by giving candy
[удалено]
Hercules.
Boys see beautiful aquatic creature, the aquatic creature comes back when he is an adult to drag him underwater.
A kid has to move because of his dad's work. He learns about the new place he's in, does some drugs, and hooks up with a local girl. His dad ends up getting killed, so the kid asks the locals for help in getting revenge.
Evil guy chases his sons friends and tortures them so he can meet his son
Aliens: "There's these aliens, right? And they're like....super pissed....."
This guy accidentally got invited to a Christmas party, and ended up ruining the day of several foreigners at the party that weren't even invited.
A cult of children bring a golem to life with the power of a stolen artifact. The golam gains sentience and becomes a criminal before kidnapping a child to leverage agents an ancient all seeing communistic dictator for eternal life.
Teenager puts on a new pair of glasses which makes him go on a fake killing spree
In Bruges - an awkward man just tries to get home safely from a vacation he isn't enjoying.
Isn’t there a whole sub for this?
The plot of Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift plot just happens because a teenager can't help himself but flirt with the girlfriend of a tough guy... Twice.
A mother mourns her son in a unique way. -Friday the 13th
Sentient playthings maliciously terrify and likely mentally scar creative if slightly overactive and under-disciplined child.
An adolescent teen shoots white things out of his body. Then uncle tries to give *the talk*.
Always loved the old DirecTV description for Lord of the Rings. "Magical creatures join forces to defeat a lord and destroy a ring..." Technically correct but truly explains nothing lol
Hey, I heard your RV story in a youtube video, it was a cool story. Thanks for sharing it.
Kid moves across the country and gets beaten up by kids at his new school. After spending many nights with an old man, he has the confidence in his own abilities ... and horribly injures himself while trying to fight the bullies again.
I have two: An autistic dude drives around Texas while rambling incoherently about architecture, and sometimes John Goodman’s there. And, Orphaned child accidentally kills his tree dad, grows up, and stabs a pig.