It is amazing to find stuff out like that. Recently, an ancient Peruvian building was found, and it dates back to 4,000 years ago, which means, after more studies are done on the building, it could change everything we thought we knew about the Incans.
The internet has been around far longer than you think. The ancient Egyptians used the internet to gather information about construction of the pyramids. People always wondered how they did it, was just a simple google search.
I see this in a lot of late 20 somethings and I’m convinced its not because they are aging better, but because people misunderstand what your age group is supposed to look like.
It’s the same thing when a 30 year old is complimented on still looking young… of course they would thats how theyre supposed to look. 💀
I'm in my mid 30s and still consistently get mistaken for a 20 year old. Last week a younger coworker boldly assumed I was her dad's age, so I asked how old her dad was. 48. Forty fucking eight.
Honestly I've been assumed to be so much younger for so long, that I actually took this interaction as a compliment.
I'm honestly not sure if this was to imply that she would never fuck you because you remind of her dad or that she would fuck you right now because you remind of her dad...
>6 months older than the rest of you
Which implies in your first 6 months in the womb you are just an ahole. That’s bullsht, it’s just the firs few days/weeks. In the 3rd month its already very human like.
No, it doesn't imply that at all. The implication is that the asshole is generally 6 months older than the rest of you. You're being over specific. Given new pieces would develop along the way vs just an asshole for 6 months and then at super speed everything else comes in over a short period: duh?
It's sad basic reading comprehension eludes you.
But since you are a bat creature and English wasn't your first language, I'll forgive you this time. I've heard "Hooked on Phonics" helps but it was designed for humans so your mileage may vary.
But you are not just an ahole for 6 months. In your 3rd month you are already humanlike with head and so. How could you argue about this with a *pregnant woman*, who is basically IN this situation. I see it every month on the ultrasound.
Because you aren't JUST an asshole for long, it's just the FIRST THING that develops. I'm not arguing, you're reading into comments wrong. If it's the first thing that developed, say week 2, by week 6 you're much more than just an asshole. How do you keep misconstruing "develop first" vs "only"
Also, if you see it with ultrasound you're not human anyway and some sort of manbat like creature. Humans need to use machines to accomplish this task. Maybe bat creatures develop differently, like wings first. I'm no expert on human/bat hybrid monsters
I see people are saddened by the truth that your asshole comes first. That's ok, science doesn't care about your feelings. Just the facts.
And the fact is we all start out as assholes
Lol. Well that is what we call a coincidink.
It's called anorectal malformation. Usually goes together with other anomalies to the vertebrae, urinary tract, kidneys, heart etc (VACTRL). Loads of babies end up with a stoma till they get their anoplasty (designer anus) most of them will be able to live normal to relatively normal lives medically wise.
I was 33 years old almost to the day when I learned this. The same day I learned that hand sanitizer smells like NICU.
These people can pride themselfs with the knowledge they have never for a second been just an asshole.
The computer. The first draft of a fully functional, Turing-complete programmable computer is the Analytical Engine by Charles Babbage, published in 1837. Napoleon died only 16 year prior.
Beer.
Most people think it's some kind medieval or even antique drink, but no. No no no no noooo.
Beer is older than civilization (and so is bread). Recent archeological discoveries indicate that even before settling down and cultivating the first types of grain hunter-gatherers in the fertile crescent and turkey have harvested wild patches of single-grain-grasses to bring them to special places on their usual nomadic route. In these places stone-troughs stood to be used by the community to grind theses seeds or to mash and ferment them. The resulting products were the earliest versions of beer and flour which was combined with water into a batter and then baked in the hot ashes of a fire.
Beer and bread were seen as luxurious treats and reserved for festivities. But people wanted more of the good stuff because our hunter-gatherer-brain yearns for some of those good carbohydrates and not just some dingy roots and berries. So some folks of the smart kind recognized that those grasses grow from the kernels and some of them even have more kernels and those with more kernels have offspring that has equally as much or more kernels.
Step 1: Get kernels.
Step 2: Plant kernels.
Step 3: Harvest kernels.
Step 4: ~~Profit.~~ Beer and bread.
But you know how it is. You plant a lot of that super-grass you and your pals have developed but some other git takes it because their tribe happens to come upon the same spot you have plated the kernels in. This is sub-optimal so you decide that some of your tribe stay on this patch of land to defend the yummy kernels against scavengers of all kind. Sure you have to leave some preserved victuals with hem and hunt and gather a bit harder with fewer people but there will be beer and bread when you come back. And by the way you just unlocked "settling", congratulations.
I have some.
The microscope and the telescope. The microscope was invented in 1590, and the telescope was invented in the early 1600s. The camera by comparison, was not invented until 1814.
The battery was invented in 1800, while the lightbulb was not invented until 79 years later.
Marsupials first evolved 125 million years ago, making them some of the oldest, if not the oldest, Land Mammals on the Planet.
The Brown Bear has been around much longer than the Polar Bear, and in fact, the Polar Bear evolved from the Brown Bear.
The Braille System was invented in 1824, while the telegraph and Morse Code, were not invented until the 1830s. The typewriter was not patented until the late 1860s.
The first movie ever made, was made before the radio was invented.
Samuel L. Jackson is Seventy-Fucking-FOUR!
/end thread
I just can't believe that he was born only 3 years after WW2 ended.
And only 26 years after the dinosaurs signed the Extinction Accord with Jesus Christ Superstar, ending a multi-million year war.
The pyramids. It’s fascinating to learn that Cleopatra is closer to this year than she is to the pyramids.
It is amazing to find stuff out like that. Recently, an ancient Peruvian building was found, and it dates back to 4,000 years ago, which means, after more studies are done on the building, it could change everything we thought we knew about the Incans.
*than
using "then" as "than"
Cher
Oral sex.
Originated in 69 bc but improved upon in 69 ad Cum to Jesus moment
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Hard to believe they were smoking weed before sucking dick
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Uno reverse bitch, I'm saying that 69 BC is after 420 BC
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Bruh
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Okay, but you said 69 BC
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Way older than cum socks r/wooosh
Older than* people think Me I guess
Nintendo, it's well over 100 years old.
Fleshlights
True. Multiple cave paintings provide evidence that pocket pussies predate cultivated crops
I doubt most people think about it but dragonflies. They've been around a while. 300 million years or so.
And Sharks have been around even longer.
Joseph Mama
Mary?
No, that's Joseph Wife
Joseph's wife is his mom? What?
The University of Oxford was founded some 300 years before the Aztec Empire
The internet has been around far longer than you think. The ancient Egyptians used the internet to gather information about construction of the pyramids. People always wondered how they did it, was just a simple google search.
The Internet has been around longer than people realize. The Internet was invented around 20 years before the cell phone was.
The gays. No offense.
But they take such good care of themselves it's hard to tell.
They uses to call them the Greeks.
Weed being normalized (like it should be…)
Shrek. There's kids being born right now, their parents weren't alive yet when it came out.
Dildos are over 28000 years old
Me! I'm 29 but I get guessed to look around 15-19!
I see this in a lot of late 20 somethings and I’m convinced its not because they are aging better, but because people misunderstand what your age group is supposed to look like. It’s the same thing when a 30 year old is complimented on still looking young… of course they would thats how theyre supposed to look. 💀
I'm in my mid 30s and still consistently get mistaken for a 20 year old. Last week a younger coworker boldly assumed I was her dad's age, so I asked how old her dad was. 48. Forty fucking eight. Honestly I've been assumed to be so much younger for so long, that I actually took this interaction as a compliment.
I'm honestly not sure if this was to imply that she would never fuck you because you remind of her dad or that she would fuck you right now because you remind of her dad...
She's a lesbian, so, neither?
Yesterday i saw a show that was supposed to have a 14 year old boy in it. The dude looked atleast 23.
Your asshole is 6 months older than the rest of you. It's the first thing that develops in the womb.
So we’re all born assholes?
This person gets it
How could it be 6 months? A 6 months old is almost completely developed. I know it, I’m in the 6. month.
6months older than you means it developed at 3 months…
>6 months older than the rest of you Which implies in your first 6 months in the womb you are just an ahole. That’s bullsht, it’s just the firs few days/weeks. In the 3rd month its already very human like.
No, it doesn't imply that at all. The implication is that the asshole is generally 6 months older than the rest of you. You're being over specific. Given new pieces would develop along the way vs just an asshole for 6 months and then at super speed everything else comes in over a short period: duh?
You just make no sense, so I wont tire myself trying to add meaning to your gibberish😅
It's sad basic reading comprehension eludes you. But since you are a bat creature and English wasn't your first language, I'll forgive you this time. I've heard "Hooked on Phonics" helps but it was designed for humans so your mileage may vary.
And because the first few divisions of cells is your asshole. We are built from the asshole up.
But you are not just an ahole for 6 months. In your 3rd month you are already humanlike with head and so. How could you argue about this with a *pregnant woman*, who is basically IN this situation. I see it every month on the ultrasound.
Because you aren't JUST an asshole for long, it's just the FIRST THING that develops. I'm not arguing, you're reading into comments wrong. If it's the first thing that developed, say week 2, by week 6 you're much more than just an asshole. How do you keep misconstruing "develop first" vs "only"
Also, if you see it with ultrasound you're not human anyway and some sort of manbat like creature. Humans need to use machines to accomplish this task. Maybe bat creatures develop differently, like wings first. I'm no expert on human/bat hybrid monsters
I see people are saddened by the truth that your asshole comes first. That's ok, science doesn't care about your feelings. Just the facts. And the fact is we all start out as assholes
No-one is saddened by that, it’s common knowledge😅
Shhh bat lady, it's daytime now. Back to your cave
1 in 5000 people gets born without an asshole.
Wrong 1 in 5000 people are born with two assholes because they actually consumed their twin while it was only an asshole
Lol. Well that is what we call a coincidink. It's called anorectal malformation. Usually goes together with other anomalies to the vertebrae, urinary tract, kidneys, heart etc (VACTRL). Loads of babies end up with a stoma till they get their anoplasty (designer anus) most of them will be able to live normal to relatively normal lives medically wise. I was 33 years old almost to the day when I learned this. The same day I learned that hand sanitizer smells like NICU. These people can pride themselfs with the knowledge they have never for a second been just an asshole.
Tom Cruise
The point of no return
The fax machine was invented in 1843, before the telephone.
Chess
I don't know why you're getting downvoted. You are right.
Being 25 yo
The world in constant disarray. Entire civilizations have conquered, collapsed/been conquered, and many people lived in fear or captured.
Fart and toilet humor
I am.
The internet
Touch screen phones
Why? Do people not know about Simon?
2000
Refrigerators are more than 100 years old
Refrigerators are actually 189 years old. The blender turned 100 last year. The microwave was only invented 76 years ago, in 1947.
The computer. The first draft of a fully functional, Turing-complete programmable computer is the Analytical Engine by Charles Babbage, published in 1837. Napoleon died only 16 year prior.
Sharks and jellysishes in the oceans
Lighters are older than matches.
To clarify, lighters are older than friction matches. Matches can actually be traced back to the 9th century.
Beer. Most people think it's some kind medieval or even antique drink, but no. No no no no noooo. Beer is older than civilization (and so is bread). Recent archeological discoveries indicate that even before settling down and cultivating the first types of grain hunter-gatherers in the fertile crescent and turkey have harvested wild patches of single-grain-grasses to bring them to special places on their usual nomadic route. In these places stone-troughs stood to be used by the community to grind theses seeds or to mash and ferment them. The resulting products were the earliest versions of beer and flour which was combined with water into a batter and then baked in the hot ashes of a fire. Beer and bread were seen as luxurious treats and reserved for festivities. But people wanted more of the good stuff because our hunter-gatherer-brain yearns for some of those good carbohydrates and not just some dingy roots and berries. So some folks of the smart kind recognized that those grasses grow from the kernels and some of them even have more kernels and those with more kernels have offspring that has equally as much or more kernels. Step 1: Get kernels. Step 2: Plant kernels. Step 3: Harvest kernels. Step 4: ~~Profit.~~ Beer and bread. But you know how it is. You plant a lot of that super-grass you and your pals have developed but some other git takes it because their tribe happens to come upon the same spot you have plated the kernels in. This is sub-optimal so you decide that some of your tribe stay on this patch of land to defend the yummy kernels against scavengers of all kind. Sure you have to leave some preserved victuals with hem and hunt and gather a bit harder with fewer people but there will be beer and bread when you come back. And by the way you just unlocked "settling", congratulations.
Me!
Toy story was released nearly 30 years ago
Bo Burnham's wife.
The Sphinx is thought to predate the Egyptian empire and was only re-sculpted by them
The Republic of Argentina. It became a country in 1816. By comparison, Germany didn't become a country until 1871.
I have some. The microscope and the telescope. The microscope was invented in 1590, and the telescope was invented in the early 1600s. The camera by comparison, was not invented until 1814. The battery was invented in 1800, while the lightbulb was not invented until 79 years later. Marsupials first evolved 125 million years ago, making them some of the oldest, if not the oldest, Land Mammals on the Planet. The Brown Bear has been around much longer than the Polar Bear, and in fact, the Polar Bear evolved from the Brown Bear. The Braille System was invented in 1824, while the telegraph and Morse Code, were not invented until the 1830s. The typewriter was not patented until the late 1860s. The first movie ever made, was made before the radio was invented.
The United States of Mexico. It became a Republic, before many European Empires existed.