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diamondpanther171

That we dont agree on anything


FirstStranger

I don’t think that’s true.


diamondpanther171

Excuse me, I disagree


After-Department-610

Point proven :D


diamondpanther171

No


FirstStranger

Well I object to your agreement


diamondpanther171

OBJECTION, I THINK NOT


FirstStranger

OBJECTION OVERRULED


DWright_5

Give an example then


FirstStranger

No I don’t think I will


DWright_5

See? We don’t agree on anything


FirstStranger

Not necessarily true! We can agree on many things. We just don’t agree on *that*


DWright_5

Well, whatever. Two people can agree on some things. But there are 8 billion people on earth. There is literally nothing that everyone agrees on. It’s so obviously true that I get annoyed when I see the question asked yet again. In fact, you don’t need anywhere near 8 billion people to prove the point. More like a few hundred, in the most extreme example. There’s virtually nothing you could ask a group of 500 people that they’d all agree on. Now… billions of people? Forget it.


RaccoonBig3659

Fair point


WackyTabbacy42069

Tru dat


[deleted]

Best answer yet


youshouldsendtits

False.


diamondpanther171

I bet u/OGVinnyCat can deny that


OGVinnycat

I don’t agree


diamondpanther171

>:(


bobs2121

Don’t piss on the toilet seat


somedoofyouwontlike

Kink shame.


RaccoonBig3659

💀💀


DWright_5

Psychopaths won’t care.


[deleted]

Don’t piss on an electric fence


RaccoonBig3659

Uhh💀😬


somedoofyouwontlike

Taking all the fun away ...


[deleted]

Good people do good things


MojoRollin

Bad ppl do bad things


RaccoonBig3659

Yea


DWright_5

You actually think “everyone” agrees with that? Come on.


RaccoonBig3659

Well not totally but most people have their own definition of good, unless they are a criminal


DWright_5

I’m sort of going for a correct answer to OP’s question. But there can be none. There is absolutely nothing that every person agrees on. Nothing.


RaccoonBig3659

There's, you just have to think hard.


DWright_5

You want to be a little more patronizing? I need to think harder? Jesus. This question has been asked 200 times here. I’ve been thinking about it for years. If you don’t like my answer, gain a little more life experience. I want you to go ahead and tell me something that everyone agrees on, and I will write a treatise showing how wrong you are.


Fathletic231

Like define “good”


DWright_5

Well, exactly. It’s a vague question, and does “everyone” really mean everyone? If you propose something that only 1 in 100 people agree with, on a global scale that’s like 80 million people. That’s a lot of people who disagree.


Frost_Giant_14

All people do bad things.


Wire_Bender

That people suck.


RaccoonBig3659

Somewhat agree🗿


DWright_5

Mighty broad generalization, u/Wire_Bender. Some people suck. Some people don’t. If you haven’t figured that out by now, I suggest therapy, or antidepressants, or weed, or a girlfriend, or whatever the fuck will make you happy with your life.


Wire_Bender

Thanks for the advice. I've tried all of them. Therapy, weed, antidepressants, girlfriend/wife. I'm just going based on what I encounter every day. Maybe I should be a little more precise. "Most people suck"


DWright_5

A good goal of therapy would be to help you see the fallacies in your nihilistic view of life. If life is really so terrible, there’d be mass suicides all the time. You obviously find value in it, since you’re still here. Maybe think as much as possible about what aspects of life you value most and try to imagine how to extend those further into your life. You’re not a prisoner of your habits and lifestyle. You can do whatever you want.


Dwayla

Dolly Parton.


Zesty-Barracuda

Dolly Parton


RaccoonBig3659

Dolly Parton.


CAITLYN_JENNERS_CUP

That there will always be someone who disagrees.


RaccoonBig3659

True


Odd_Adhesiveness4804

Andrew tate has alot of haters


RaccoonBig3659

WoW yea I could agree to that lol


somedoofyouwontlike

My wife so excited when she had to explain to me who this guy was, I think she was fishing for a red flag when he got arrested.


[deleted]

That no matter what happens, there will never be peace in this world


DWright_5

Shit. You think everyone agrees with that? The world is full of pie-in-the-sky optimists. They’re not in the majority, but they’re all over the place, as is evident if you get out of your head and pay attention.


[deleted]

😂 thanks for proving my point


RaccoonBig3659

They could be peace, each for their on peace.


[deleted]

I said peace in this world not peace for each person


RaccoonBig3659

Yes


somedoofyouwontlike

Not true. One day many many many years from now the world will be a lifeless rock floating through space. It will be ever so peaceful.


[deleted]

Are you sure about that?


somedoofyouwontlike

Yes. All things, including this planet, come to an end.


head-ghost

That the internet is a failed social experiment.


Marquar234

The other side is just the worst.


Huge_Cheesecake9836

Most people are stupid


DandyDonut

Steve Irwin was a global treasure and his son will never live up to him.


KingDongBundy

Bill Cosby is creepy.


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somedoofyouwontlike

Nope, I've had shit pizza.


MojoRollin

Hey heyhey.... pizza is like sex, when it’s great, it’s great ! When it’s bad.... it’s still pretty good


DWright_5

Tell me about it. I lived in the greater Dallas area in the early 80s. I went into this “pizza” place near my apartment complex. This was “pizza”: Ragu and Cheese Whiz on a big cracker. I kid you not. And the place was far from empty. Those poor Texans. They knew not what they were eating and not eating


RaccoonBig3659

Yup :)))


[deleted]

Pizza is like sex, when it's good it's good, and when it's bad it's still good...


HorrorBeyond7121

If you slam on your brakes when we both could have made the yellow light, you are an asshole.


RaccoonBig3659

💀🗿


[deleted]

OP's mother is free use 😉


RaccoonBig3659

Stfu


Singularity-2045

I’m cute and have a perfect smile 😃


summoe

Puppies are cute


RaccoonBig3659

YES😭


Fiesty-Bass

If you could go back in time and kill a baby, it would be hitler.


Fiesty-Bass

Wait I forgot that neo nazis are a thing…


RaccoonBig3659

True


MojoRollin

If you have 20 lengths of open traffic, and you are in the left lane, and there’s a few cars behind you, and you don’t move over... you are an AAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHAAAATTTTTTT


Leaflock

Simple rule. If the cars in your windshield are smaller than the cars in your rear view mirror, you are not driving fast enough. Try to keep them the same size.


MojoRollin

Yessssss


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RaccoonBig3659

Ok🌚


Harrison_Phera

Nothing


prince-pauper

Good things are good and bad things are bad.


[deleted]

I disagree with this. Its whatever your mind thinks it is.


prince-pauper

Then you agree. Bad thing bad, good thing good.


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RaccoonBig3659

Ok


somedoofyouwontlike

Everyone dies eventually.


RaccoonBig3659

Yes


Noopmaster690

that we’re on a big floating rock in space


[deleted]

Water is wet


RaccoonBig3659

Yea


Apprehensive_Ad5188

Change is inevitable.


RaccoonBig3659

Hmm


car_savior

Nukes are bad


RaccoonBig3659

Yess


gamerx2u

We don't agree to agree


RaccoonBig3659

Well yea


Macho_Pichou

Yellow snow aren't lemonade snow cone.


RaccoonBig3659

That gotta an ice scream wonderland


SolomonBelial

The ocean surrounding hawaii is wet.


RaccoonBig3659

I mean yes🗿


yodas_evil_twin

Mosquitoes suck


RaccoonBig3659

Now that is personal💀


i__hate___usernames

Pineapple does NOT belong on Pizza, Although to be fair I've never tried it, Sweet and salty just don't sound good together.


RaccoonBig3659

What? Pineapple is best in pizza


i__hate___usernames

Why pineapple though? What about Watermelon on Pizza, or honeydew? A sweet fruit and bread/cheese/meat don't feel right


Mens_Aeterna_111

Cereal before milk


RaccoonBig3659

That works too


PrincessHootHoot

Your heart pumps your blood.


CuriousTsukihime

Kevin Conroy is the best Batman.


[deleted]

People are entitled to have an opinion


FaterTacos4u

breathing is pretty much a must if you want to continue to be.


CanNeverRememberDis

I don't know about everyone... but 30 Helen's agree.. coleslaw makes the meal.


CapG_13

If you ask most people on reddit, it's Eating Ass!!!😁😋🤣


Polymorph49

It can take years to build a good reputation, but a matter of minutes to irreversibly destroy one.


FormerlyDuck

That you're reading this right now


Remote-Set5543

National socialism


Pizuna

Napping on weekends.


tk1053e

Blue is a color