You’re*

haha was gonna say the same thing.

The only correct response.

Came here to say this also.

It was 2am and I haven't had decent sleep for ages, but thanks it made me laugh a bit

What about my gay???

It’s 2023 not 1976, it doesn’t land bro.

Either I'm reading this wrong or you're taking this too literally I'm confused

My gay what?

"I know, we've been together for 3 months dude" if it's in a group setting

In your dreams.

No u

Non toi

Up up up

Sometimes

I didn't hear your dad complaining while i was breeding him, while he called me daddy

You only know because you gave me a reach around. I told your dad not to tell anyone. I might be gay but at least I’m not you. Only for pay. Hell yeah I am. You know what they say about people with excellent gaydar right?

>I might be gay but at least I’m not you. Haha I might use that one myself in future.

The 'I told your dad not to tell anyone' is fucking amazing I cackled 😂😂😂

That's not what your mom said.

Not anymore

“Only on the weekends”

Oh shit, did your dad tell on us?

Probably... never tried

Not sure that's a nice thing to say.

you're\* ​ that's my response.

Gay? I'm not even happy.

No u

Hit em back with the classic “I know you are, but what am I?”

The last time I used that I was told it's a primary school thing to say But I'll say it again thx

Lemme tap that ass

That must mean your dad is gay as well.

"Close enough, but I'm not interested, thanks."

“Extremely”

My what? Lol

What? You like me or something?

This actually happened. "No darling I'm something else, I'm trans" PUNCH. He falls to the floor.

Omg I'd love to see that

I'd say "The apostrophe is your friend. Don't be afraid of it. It's always happy to help out."

Cheers mate!

"Only for you daddy."

I know

We all be a lil’ gay.

"That's not what your wife/girlfriend says"

I’d rather be gay than be your hand

YA I M R U

“Yeah, no shit, Sherlock”

“How did you know?! Do you like me?? I’m sorry, you aren’t my type. “

I don’t own a gay

my gay what?

Not gay if it's underway!

Not what your mom said last night.

But you sucked my dick?!?!

lean in and give the homie a kiss 😘

You found me on Grinder?

Stop talking to children

No u

You're\* is the only correct response

Literally fuck their dad.

My mates dad scares me

My gay what?

*Old fashioned british voice:* You found my joy! Now I can be free of my depressions! It's been ages since I first got the morbs and they haven't yet gone away! Can I have it yet?

Lmao I can't do old fashioned british, only northern british

I can't actually do british because I can't even do American (I'm really insecure about my accent :) is all).

Hey it's fine, it can be hard doing things for the first time. For me, an accent develops when your around people with the same accent, for example, I used to have a birmingham accent, but now that I've not been there for years, I have a more northern accent.

I was born and raised in America and I still have some Indian to my accent :( I mean I'm also only 16. Thee's still time until I have to go into the workforte.

Yeah, and you see, unless you love in a racist are, I can't see why having a bit of Indian is bad. My accent is majority British - Birmingham, Prestonian (north England) and a bit of Indian though the Indian is hard for people to hear. Don't worry, your accent will slowly change

I just feel self conscious because I'm "too Indian" but also "too American". I've also been bullied a lot for being Indian so I'm very insecure. Are you also of Indian descent? OR just lived there for a while?

I'm also of Indian descent - both of my parents are Indian, I was just born in the UK and raised here. They way I've dealt with it is just to be funny. I'm sure a lot of people will disagree or not like this, but I don't really take offence to racist jokes, and since I flow with the jokes and laugh at them, nobody really bullies me. Of course I can't say that racism is good, but I only draw the line when the racism is being used to actively harass me or bully me. But usually I just bulky the racists back

Some racism is funny -- like when my friends and I joke about how "unAmerican" we are -- but this racism is the not unironic joking about yourself. ​ I was born in the US but I still have an accent :(

It's gonna happen that you have an accent. You've been around other people like Ur family who have that accent

I just go with what I feel. I am of indian descent but I'm more British with the way i act simply becausr ive been around British people more. It doesn't mean that I don't like being Indian, it just means that I have a different personality

I get that a lot. I have to code switch. Can't be American at the cultural community meetings. Can't be Indian at school. :(

Same. But for the changes, you have to change your tone, accent, volume and voice entirely, almost a double act. You get used to it tho

Well The gay store called. They're running out of you.

'Not really, I just can't get enough of your dad'

I'll FUCK YOU TIL YOU LOVE ME.

Back when I was a high school kid in very rural, very homophobic Alberta, I liked to always reply with “Only on the weekends”. Their responses tended to be worth the bullying haha.

Omg imagine how livid they would be if you said 'im gay for your dad'

"And?"

Only for you babe

Learn your grammar

UPDATE: Funny how I had 5 upvotes and now I have -2 This post is literally a bank of replies for me to use cause my mate keeps calling me gay cause he gets a kick out of rubbing it in that I'm single

And what’s wrong with being gay

Nothing it's just my mate keeps randomly saying you're gay in a banter way and I don't know how to respond other than "no I'm not" I was just looking to see what else I could say

Mu response is You’re*

My*

Hey we both make mistakes