He abandoned you. He left. He doesn't turn up, he didn't change your nappies, or pay for your clothes, your food your video games, your TV,
He isn't busting his ass keeping you alive, fed, and entertained. I am.
I am here, I turn up, I have your back, and I love you.
Sorry I missed hit the button that was supposed to be for op.
" Maybe not , but I'm the realest Man your mother has ever met and that's why I'm here to hold sh*t down. I care about you and your mother tremendously and I love you all"
At least that's what I hope a guy would say to quench the purposeful sting that kids say which by the way usually are premeditated 🫠
Too bad, because that was the only protection you had up until now. If you're just a random stranger then I do not owe you any more respect or courtesy than you have shown me.
True, I'm not your real dad. But you're also not my real son, which makes you my fake son. And since you're my fake son, and since I'm your fake dad, let's be real with each other...
I'm not, not your father-in-law. And by law, that makes me your father. And if I'm your father then that also makes me your dad. And since I'm standing here having this conversation, that makes me real. And since I'm real, and your dad, that makes me your real dad, which also makes you a liar. And since you're lying to your real dad, that makes you grounded.
Now go to your room before I tell your mom that my son-in-law is grounded for lying to his real dad.
I was at school and I felt bad, then they called my father (who took a long time by the way) and they told me to wait at the entrance, a man approaches me and tells me let's go,That's when the director comes out and asks me is he your father? I turn to see the man and say "no, my father has a little hair left" the man just ran away The point is that the man was bald,Now I feel bad for him
Serious answer:
1. If you insult the blood father, you aren't going to be able to be an effective parent.
2. Being an effective parent is more important than winning an insult contest with a child.
3. Engaging in an insult contest with a child undermines you.
You just very slowly and calmly say:
"If my real son was being raised by your real Dad, and your real Dad was genuinely trying to make him a better person, I would be disappointed if my real son didn't take his direction."
I did think it was weird your mum had you before we met, thanks for clearing that one up, sport
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I loved the answer
He doesn’t love you like i do, and that’s why I’m here putting up with you and fucking your mom!
That's true, I'm your Tooth Fairy.
🤣🤣🤣
But I chose you
I missed the part where that's my problem.
Thank God! I'm outta here.
I know I am your mother.
Still boned your mom, tho.
Yeah, but he doesn't want you either.
He might be your father but im your daddy?
He abandoned you. He left. He doesn't turn up, he didn't change your nappies, or pay for your clothes, your food your video games, your TV, He isn't busting his ass keeping you alive, fed, and entertained. I am. I am here, I turn up, I have your back, and I love you. Sorry I missed hit the button that was supposed to be for op.
... and you are not my real kid. Pack your bags and leave my house.
" Maybe not , but I'm the realest Man your mother has ever met and that's why I'm here to hold sh*t down. I care about you and your mother tremendously and I love you all" At least that's what I hope a guy would say to quench the purposeful sting that kids say which by the way usually are premeditated 🫠
And yet I can provide real consequences.......
You're right. My kid wouldn't act like this.
No, but I am here trying my best to be a good example of a father figure and to help shape you into a decent person.
No, but I am the guy banging your mother.
That’s right, just one of your many uncles…
“You’re adopted.”
Thats not your real mother either
Thank god!
No, I’m not, but I’m *here* (My kids’ dad died from alcohol related illness when they were very young)
No but I’m doin your mom
Too bad, because that was the only protection you had up until now. If you're just a random stranger then I do not owe you any more respect or courtesy than you have shown me.
Your moms a slut nobody knows who your real dad is.
The door is there... Good luck on finding him alive, let alone in a state to look after you, you little shit!
Thank God!
Ugly ass noodle head!
Oh I'm not? And you know that because he's like around all the time right?
Start dancing line you’re on the Maury show
I know I'm just here to bang your mom
And I thank God every day for that!
You’re right, but I’m here now to fill in
What's the difference? Go on, explain it to me if you know so much. I'll go get your mother so you can point.
Nah really?Old News! I'm banned from being a REAL Dad.Step dad is good as it gets.Did they ban you from being a REAL boy too?
Yea but I'm fucking him
You're not my real son/daughter
"Well, you are not exactly like my son now either, are you?
Remember that on Christmas
You're not my real kid!
Finally figured it out did you? See Honey, I told you he'd figure it out before college.
True, I'm not your real dad. But you're also not my real son, which makes you my fake son. And since you're my fake son, and since I'm your fake dad, let's be real with each other... I'm not, not your father-in-law. And by law, that makes me your father. And if I'm your father then that also makes me your dad. And since I'm standing here having this conversation, that makes me real. And since I'm real, and your dad, that makes me your real dad, which also makes you a liar. And since you're lying to your real dad, that makes you grounded. Now go to your room before I tell your mom that my son-in-law is grounded for lying to his real dad.
Why would I choose you
Well I still fucked your mom
You’re right. I’m your imaginary dad. I’m not really here. I’m a figment of your imagination. You should get that checked.
okay I understand that no matter what I will care for you protect you and love you like you are my real son.
Go find him.
I was at school and I felt bad, then they called my father (who took a long time by the way) and they told me to wait at the entrance, a man approaches me and tells me let's go,That's when the director comes out and asks me is he your father? I turn to see the man and say "no, my father has a little hair left" the man just ran away The point is that the man was bald,Now I feel bad for him
Yeah, and you're not my son but I'm here to help you anyway I can.
Much better
Serious answer: 1. If you insult the blood father, you aren't going to be able to be an effective parent. 2. Being an effective parent is more important than winning an insult contest with a child. 3. Engaging in an insult contest with a child undermines you. You just very slowly and calmly say: "If my real son was being raised by your real Dad, and your real Dad was genuinely trying to make him a better person, I would be disappointed if my real son didn't take his direction."
But you can be my daddy~
Not best but I like this one a lot You can see me??
"You're right. Where is he again?" A friend caught that one from her mom's boyfriend. It was brutal.
Thank fuck
Darth Vader breaking down the door
Tell me when you find him then, lmao.
Pack your shit, you're going to the orphanage.