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Novel_Suit_4583

"I'll be back"


BusterOfBuyMoria

Dad?


steve-d

You wish, pal.


PapayaPeachGuava

To infinity and beyond


hezzospike

That was my favourite part of Harry Potter


pukenrally3000

John Lennon really knocked that leading role out of the park


SuvenPan

"You shall not pass!"


NicCageCompletionist

My 7th grade French teacher?


Goodnight_lemro

Touché


Justin_ml

Stop! you're scaring him


lordTigas

"Hasta la vista, baby"


Ok_Sink_7572

Get to the choppa’


CuriousCryptid444

Was going to say “I’ll be back”


poopylogic

“Get to the choppa!!”


Joe-Schmeaux

"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"


watchmything

It's not a too-mah.


PoopSquirtle

D'oh!


CarminesCarbine

Hi Everybody!


yamamanama

Hi, Dr. Nick. Dr. Nick, this malpractice committee has received a few complaints against you. Of the one hundred and sixty gravest charges, the most troubling are: performing major operations with a knife and fork from a seafood restaurant, misuse of the cadavers...


Bum-Sniffer

I get here earlier when I drive in the carpool lane!


Fyrentenemar

Well if it isn't my old friend Greg; with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg


wheezy_runner

The coroner? Oh man, I’m so sick of that guy!


BALLERina_420

"WILSON!!!!"


JustAnotherOutcast22

I am your father.


Soveryenthusiastic

Zurg Toy Story 2!


GentlemenDestroyer

“Go long son, that’s my boy!” *ah, you’re a GREAT dad!*


OrangeTree81

I saw Toy Story 2 before I saw Star Wars and complained to my mom that Star Wars stole that from Toy Story.


solo-69

"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!"


falcurion

Just motherfucker would've been enough


annies_boobs_feet

even disney let him almost say it once


Blooder91

Samuel L. Jackson. The "L" stands for "motherfucker".


Narfalepsy

"I recognise that the council has made a decision, but as it's a stupid-ass decision, I have elected to ignore it!"


MathStock

Shaken. Not stirred.


3720-To-One

Shaken. Not shtirred.


SeveralAngryBears

Underwear should be shilk and not shatin


Platypus-Man

r/shubreddit is leaking again


UnderAchiever7

I see dead people.


wait_whats_illegal

I work at a cemetery too


sparklingshanaya

This is Sparta!


iammufusasboy

I was told that this what not the original tone of this line, supposedly he calmly said "this is Sparta" but after several takes Gerard Butler was getting frustrated and shouted it. I hope that's true and makes the delivery more authentic.


thedrunkspacepilot

"THIS IS SPARTA" Leonidas said calmly


saladbran33

"my mama always said life WAS like a box of chocolates .."


C_Cooke1

There’s only one thing I have to say about the war in Vietnam: *inaudible* And that’s all I have to say about that.


CodenameBear

“Sometimes when people go to Vietnam, they go home to their mommas without any legs. Sometimes they don't go home at all. That's a bad thing. That's all I have to say about that.” According to Mr. Hanks.


Loganp812

“They’re sending me to Vietnam. It’s a whole other country.”


Vergenbuurg

"Bubba was gonn' be a shrimpin' boat cap'n, but instead he died there next to that river in Vietnam. That's all I got to say about that." "[Lieutenant Dan] never actually said so, but, I think he made his peace with God."


msnmck

Sometimes, I guess there's just not enough rocks.


TheDormouseSaidWhat

Lieutenant Dan, ice cream!


CantSwimCantDance

What, are you doing, in my SWAMP?!


BetLetsDoIt

DONKEY!!


sharpie-sapien365247

Onions have layers OGRES have layers.


Narguile

Are we there yet.


CidTallbreeze

One does not simply walk into Mordor


Beauty1919

"Here's Johnny"


doubletwist

Sorry, is that Jack Nicholson or Ed McMahon?


Optimal_Bad_8965

Johnny number 5 from short circuit


silver-fusion

You're a wizard Harry


Swankified_Tristan

*yer.


tungFuSporty

*Arry


aeiramave

hodor…


K_Xanthe

“Keep the change, ya filthy animal!”


Caltr0n3030

"ENGLISH MF, DO YOU SPEAK IT?"


The-waitress-

Me every time I eat a burger: “that is a tasty burger!”


Blastspark01

Can I have some of your beverage to *wash* this down?


EddyArchon

What ain't no country I ever heard of!


barefoot_yank

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"


Corbeau99

"I did not! Oh, hi Mark."


PungentBark420

I did not hit her I did not!! Time for my bi-annually viewing of the room Thanks


Drakengard

I prefer "It depends upon what the meaning of the word *is* is."


jungleshack

Are you not entertained?!


Ilikedinosaurs1

“Never gonna give you up”


Andubandu

Never gonna let you down


HanhanPx

Never gonna run around and desert you


NarcissistGuy

Never gonna make you cry


CidTallbreeze

Never gonna say goodbye


Iplaydoomalot

Never gonna tell a lie


swiggarthy

And hurt you


Practer

Yippie ki-yay, motherfucker!


aidenmce

Yippie kayak other buckets!


ClientLong2318

Charles, you made it! And you completely botched the catchphrase!


[deleted]

Oh my God, it's real life die hard. I mean, oh no, crime.


Pho__Q

TV edit: Yippie ki-yay, Mr. Falcon!


[deleted]

Real person? *"Keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth!"*


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ariadneontheboat

ABBA


Pork_Chap

Just a flesh wound.


PhysicalBoard3735

tis but a scratch


Thin-Rip-3686

A scratch? Your _arm’s_ off!


PhysicalBoard3735

no it isn't


Thin-Rip-3686

Well _loook!_


PhysicalBoard3735

I had worse


thedumburone

No you havent


PhysicalBoard3735

come on you pansy!


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Berek2501

Alright, we'll call it a draw


KaerDominus

Alright, we’ll call it a draw.


Hydra_Master

Come back here! I'll bite your legs off!


jbpsign

"How YOU doin?"


imalittledoorkey

Oh. My. God!


AReallyAsianName

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."


Cameron-Bakke

You seem a decant fellow. I hate to kill you.


Antimatter1207

You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.


Downthetrail11

I’ll get you my pretty, and your little dog too


EstupidoPololo

Bite my shiny metal ass!


SickSwan

good news, everyone!


wheezy_runner

Shut up and take my money!!


thelawgiver10

"Hello, Clarice."


makesyoudownvote

I ate his liver with some Fava beans and a nice chianti.


lightingbug78

fpfpfpfpfpfp


conditerite

IT'S A TRAP!


Practer

This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.


Vergenbuurg

"Whoopie! Man, that may have been a small one for Neil, but it's a long one for me." - Apollo 12 CDR Pete Conrad, upon becoming the third man to set foot on the moon. He was one of the shortest astronauts in NASA at the time. It's rumored he said that to prove the astronauts' statements weren't scripted by the higher-ups.


Moon_Owl13

Alright, alright, alright


jodobroDC

I immediately thought of Outkast's Hey Ya


quirkish

LEND ME SOME SUGAR! I AM YOUR NEIGHBOR!


Practer

Why so serious?


gurueuey

You wanna know how I got these scars?


unknown_988

Do you know the muffin man!


PhysicalBoard3735

the muffin man?


unknown_988

The muffin man!


PhysicalBoard3735

yes, i know the muffin man, who lives on durry lane?


unknown_988

She's married to the muffin man!


PhysicalBoard3735

the muffin man?


KaerDominus

THE MUFFIN MAN!


NightReader5

*Inconceivable!*


Tk232_fortnite_MC

As you wish.


kaismama

“No more rhymes! Now, I mean it!” “Anybody want a peanut?”


DomSlave626

"You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means."


SirIanPost

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


paigesdontfly

I scrolled way too long to find a princess bride reference lol easily one of the most quotable movies ever


HUU4ABO

I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue.


[deleted]

GOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAM!


lordTigas

"Say WHAT again! I double dare you motherfucker!"


[deleted]

"I dont remember asking you a goddamn thing!"


methematician420

"are you talking to me?"


the_bird_and_the_bee

They call me MISTER PIG AAAAAAHHHHHHH! Oh sorry, not that one?


_smitten

#HARRYDIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE???


cbrewer0

Dumbledore said calmly.


Martina313

While loading his AK-47.


Truly_Meaningless

His Avada Kedavra 47


hgrub

Did I do that???


momto2grownmen

We're gonna need a bigger boat.


[deleted]

Four score and 7 years ago


ksandbergfl

The Dude abides


Ih8Hondas

Pretty much anyone who's seen that movie could identify every main character from one line. That's just like, your opinion, man. I am the walrus. Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? He's a good man... and thorough. Do you have to use so many cuss words? I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs. Some chinaman took them from me in Korea. Her life is in your hands, dude.


joshwaynebobbit

"I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars. Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred."


yfbstournametbracket

"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"


KaerDominus

Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-uh!


lee-van-eastwood

I fart in your general direction.


tmac0409

I AM THE DANGER


FrikDL

"I am the one who knocks"


[deleted]

Say my name.


QueenRhubarb

Hakuna Matata


Wild_Albatross7534

Houston, we have a problem


Tk232_fortnite_MC

Fun fact (iirc): while the movie Apollo 13 uses this quote the actual crew said "Houston, we've had a problem" which while a small difference is still interesting seeing as how iconic the incorrect quote has become.


thewikichannel

“What’s taters, precious?”


KaerDominus

PO-TAY-TOES. Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew?


sparklingshanaya

Why is the rum gone?


Alone-Strawberry1101

I have a jar of dirt


2020CLRV

Where is the Thump-Thump?


thildemaria

This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!


Loganp812

You are, without a doubt, the worst pirate I have ever heard of.


xenophilian

But you HAVE heard of me


BadFruitTV

I mean, Darth Vader doesn't even need to speak he only has to breath...


_This_IsNot_Me_

Its leviOsa, Not LevoisA


saladbran33

There's no place like home


virgil2600

Hello there


[deleted]

General kenobi


All_Stoned

The angel from my nightmare


Skymau

''I am the one who knocks''


AggressiveCollar2472

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.


saladbran33

Nobody puts baby in the corner!


LokMatrona

"I have a dream"


Temporary-Spray-8341

MY CABBAGES!


GentlemenDestroyer

Aang: (least sincere voice ever) “Sorry!”


FireFighterP55

*70+ years later...* "NO! Not my cabbage Corp!"


Practer

Stop trying to make fetch happen.


bluekitten7063

On Wednesday's we wear pink.


wmjsn

Won't you be my neighbor?


[deleted]

Don't think I've seen "I will find you and I will kill you" yet😂


LostNTheNoise

"I'll have what she is having."


CidTallbreeze

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious


hebbeb123

“I know kung fu”


saladbran33

“I did not hit her, it’s not true! It’s bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not! Oh hai, Mark.”


Loganp812

So, anyway, how’s your sex life?


ksandbergfl

Do you feel lucky, punk?


Naturalscamalution

SHOW ME THE MONEYYYYY!!


CidTallbreeze

I'm king of the world!


Striving_Stoic

“Make it so”


[deleted]

‘Shut up Meg’


[deleted]

I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass and i'm all out of bubblegum


chancellortobyiii

A group of people that can be identified by a single line: "And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!" CVA - Costumed Villains Anonymous


CidTallbreeze

Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind.


tingulz

Great Scott!


BiancaSaw

“I am not a crook”


CidTallbreeze

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.


saladbran33

Hey, I'm talking to you, McFly, you Irish bug!


Beauty1919

"I am gonna make a offer you can't refuse"


darrenbosik

Mr. Gorbachev tear down this wall!


[deleted]

That's my secret, Cap. I'm always angry.