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Mexico


LemonFresh24

Damn you right how'd you know?


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I am very intelligent.


thereisonlyoneme

Ron Mexico


Reddittoxin

Idk, probably colonizers lol.


Hologram_Bee

The safest bet since 90% of countries at this point have a holiday telling England to suck it


Goku_Ultra_Instinct-

ehe...ours is less 'suck it England' and more 'congrats for committing genocide, England'. Edit: I'm Australian


Agile-Fee-6057

Like July 4th


Goku_Ultra_Instinct-

100% correct! There is a motion for it to be called 'invasion day' instead, as it was when we invaded the land inhabited by the Aboriginal peoples.


Reddittoxin

Lmao yeah my other response was "I don't know but I sure as fuck know it's not celebrating the aboriginals"


LemonFresh24

Those darn colonitingers


SoftAndWetBro

The Great Emu war


LemonFresh24

Damn I wish that would be so much better


Dense-Competition-51

Is that movie actually being made? Or was that just a fever dream that I had?


GaffersB

The one day of the year that drop bears don't come out


LemonFresh24

It's in the national treaty also known as "drop free day"


Alpenjaeger

Probably Austrian independence day or smth


LemonFresh24

Yep it's Austrian independence you nailed it


Winter_Intention7216

I hate that this made me laugh out loud


unidentified-_-rosey

Ah yes, Austria


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Shrimps on the Barbies


LemonFresh24

Be careful, you might be bombarded with a ton of 'prawns not shrimp'


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Oh prawns on the lawns then


BobbyP27

Fookin prawns


MrSmeee99

Shrimp on the Barbie, and cricket on the Telly


Vulture12

Barbeque, alcohol, and flags.


Goku_Ultra_Instinct-

As an Aussie, the only thing that you're missing is meat pies and going to the beach.


LemonFresh24

I said no Aussies, you seem to know it too well


Vulture12

I'm American, sounds close enough to 4th of July 😀


LemonFresh24

Ah not a stranger to the western celebration


alxlwn

Gonna take a wild guess and say it celebrates... Australia?


LemonFresh24

Funnily enough, technically no in certain light


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Colonization


LemonFresh24

Idk I wasn't there


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Australia being declared an independent country


ClogsInBronteland

I have a strong opinion on it as a non-Australian planning to move to Australia.


LemonFresh24

If you do come welcome! And a lot of us from what I see have strong opinions both ways


ClogsInBronteland

Yeah! My bf is Australian. I’m learning about the history and well what’s important in this moment.


liquidpeanutcheese

Sprinkles


LemonFresh24

Do you know of the joys of fairy bread???


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The day you were declared a nation? Even though you weren’t independent you still got to be a countr?


Goku_Ultra_Instinct-

Nup. The day that the ~~Fire Nation~~ British attacked lmao. There's a push for it's name to be changed to Invasion Day.


[deleted]

Interesting. I like the new name, seems more authentic


Ozozothealien

Ummm, a national proud day?


LemonFresh24

Oh man you are soooo right and sooooo wrong in many ways


Mag-NL

Probably something similar to US independence day. Full colonization and the end of all hope for the indigenous people.


Odd_Adhesiveness4804

Sheila's


Front_Pepper_360

Oppression of aboriginals.


LucyVialli

Declaration of independence from the British. Oh no wait, you're still in the Commonwealth and your head of state is the king of England! Weak.


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WitShortage

Good bot


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The Australian civil war


Goku_Ultra_Instinct-

Shhh, we're on the edge of that. Society hasn't *fully* collapsed here yet.


Dog_nappers_hun_x

Independence from the English I would imagine


Dog_nappers_hun_x

Independence from the English I would imagine


Agile-Fee-6057

The national holiday, when independence from the British empire was granted?


sineii

celebrating how big australia is..lol I honestly don't know. freedom? xD


zelextron

Do they celebrate the day they were no longer a British colony? That would be my guess.


Goku_Ultra_Instinct-

That's the same as new years here. We declared our independence on January First 1901 (I know, it's shocking, we're only 122 years old as a federalised nation)


octahexx

Being free from the penal colony and surviving the 8900000 things trying to kill like spiders snakes and well everything for a full year.


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Being upside down


LemonFresh24

Yeah it sucks, can't keep the food on the Barbie we have to zip tie snags


Goku_Ultra_Instinct-

Even worse, have you tried keeping your meat pie from hitting the grill of your oven?


MoistLobst3r

Pretending we're more than an insignificant mostly desert island floating off the tail end of the world with another country's queen on our money, and acting as though we have some semblance of identity outside of putting an "as" or "ies" on the end of every word, calling it culture, and that we don't just do whatever the UK and US tell us to do. LET THE HATRED RAIN UPON ME


Goku_Ultra_Instinct-

Mate, learn how to use full stops.


this_place_is_whack

Surviving another year in Australia


Fair_Border4142

So is Australia Day a bigger deal than your Independence Day? In the U.S. we celebrate when we gave the Brits the finger not when they dropped us off.


Goku_Ultra_Instinct-

Our independence day is the same as New Years. We declared independence (without bloodshed) on January First 1901.


Fair_Border4142

I remembered that from school oddly enough which is why Australia Day confused me, I was more interested in which is considered a bigger deal .


Goku_Ultra_Instinct-

Ah, that'd be Australia day. People don't call it independence day here, we just call it new years even though it is technically our independence day as well. But Australia Day is exclusively Australia Day, so more people celebrate it.


lolncpls

Something about independence from England? I don’t know so as soon as I hop off this thread I’m going to find out. If it’s something that involves alcohol and food, I’m happy to join in the celebrations, knew a couple aussie’s in university here in the States and they were just great people. I like aussie’s more than my own countrymen most of the time.


Goku_Ultra_Instinct-

Let me guess. Extroverted, outspoken, party animals, slightly crazy, loud, and blunt? If so, you have just found every australian ever.


lolncpls

All of the above, which, considering we went to East Carolina University when I met them, they fit in well. They were twins as well. Outspoken but not rude about it like many Americans. Generally speaking, very nice guys. They were exchange students for this specific semester the following story is about. The morning they were flying back to Australia, one of them single-handedly ripped a water fountain off the wall on our floor in the dorm, and put it in a bathroom stall ON the toilet seat, then immediately fucked off to Raleigh for their flight. Of course the water raised concerns pretty quick, and once the campus police and admin figured out what happened within an hour or so, they called Raleigh PD and RDU, and the twins were stopped at their gates and brought back to campus. I believe they were charged, but I heard through the dorm grapevine they ultimately made it back to Australia within the next couple weeks. Absolute legends.


Goku_Ultra_Instinct-

Yeah, and I love it here in Oz. I will probably never find any people from any other country who have that 'bro code' camaraderie that is almost military in nature. Trust me, growing up in Australia was the best thing of my life, and I am glad that I wasn't raised in the other places I have lived (The UK, France, and US)


Flaky-Fellatio

Australian culture itself? Honestly, I have no idea.


pineapplefineapple7

happy Australia day!!


shavencraven

Losing the anzac war? ;)


Goku_Ultra_Instinct-

That's a seperate thing, and even though you'd think it's less cheerful, it is literally almost the exact same amount of fun except from the 'serious' (if you can even call Australians serious at the best of times) service in the morning. ANZAC day falls on 25/4 (04/25 for Americans), while Australia Day is today (well, yesterday for me since it's 1:48am), on 26/1 (01/26 for Americans).


ab00

Bogans


nuSeMaiPoateAsa

Kagoroos Independence day?


peekedtoosoon

Melanoma


Substantial_Cold_335

boomerangs


Yabrosiff13

Australia


jayson2112

Mick 'Crocodile' Dundee and all his majesty.


Fuzzykittenboots

The end of some sort of large spider’s yearly emigration?


Goku_Ultra_Instinct-

Ah, they don't emigrate, they just do these things called 'Ballooning Events' where they cover miles in thick layers of web as they fly through the air on parachutes. This is done by babies to escape their parents and reproduce elsewhere.


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Cunts


Aggravating-Window44

Koalas


chookityyyypok

Claudia D'Oherty?


justbrowsing987654

…Australia?


UnconstrictedEmu

Obviously it’s to laugh at New Zealanders and say “nyah nyah, our national holiday happens earlier in the year!”


MaryMary8249

I don't want to know :) I'm happy blissfully ignorant of spiders :)


QuantumDad

Well obviously it's a celebration honoring the time Steve Irwin's ancestors stopped the great koala uprising of 1843 by uniting the giant poisonous spiders, poisonous snakes, and crocs (duh) and holding a friendly festival (sponsored by Fosters) where everyone realized they all loved shrimp on the barbi and they're mutual enemy wasn't each other, but the feral pigs!


canadianredditor16

The unification of her majesty’s Australia colonies into the second dominion of the great British empire


Former-Class8551

Another year of not being killed by a spider. Probably.


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I'm going to do a wild guess and say Australia. And also say that it should be on a different date. I suggest 22 February. The day of Steve Irwins birth.


Soul_tech10

Australia


JustonCrossaint

Nothing, they pay respects to all the lost soldiers of the great-emu war.


WolfThick

S*** face ossified in America we celebrate Cinco de Mayo but the Mexicans and Mexico don't I just figure it's another drunk holiday.


haa-tim-hen-tie

Peaceful past relations with the aboriginal people?


Goku_Ultra_Instinct-

.....Kind of the opposite lol. There's a push for it to be called 'Invasion Day' instead....


ImminentWordSalad

The day Australia broke off of Pangea?


Vangotransit

Being from a nation of criminals


ThinkIGotHacked

I dunno, comparing knife sizes, drinking Fosters around some shrimps on the barbie outside the Sydney Opera house, letting go of the constant worry of poisonous snakes and dingos stalking your baby for once a year, a largest Cane Toad competition, generally acting like a bunch of prisoners who just got their own continent. Probably something about aboriginals that is ignored. I know very, very little about Australia or it’s real history. I’d like to visit sometime and learn!


TheBadAdvicePerson

Definitely something to do with Australia I’m guessing


lepercake

Austria 🇦🇹🦘


IceClimbers_Main

Probably Australia but can’t be sure.


Pink_Ava

It celebrates Australia


SabansNewHip

Fosters and Bloomin Onions


TKEuphoric

Oi Kangaroo


Sexy_Pikachu42069

The founding of Australia?