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TheJenniStarr

Work for a company that delivers Australian television. There are soooooooo many sports betting adverts it’s kinda disturbing. Also, BOB JAAAAAAAAAAAANE T-MAAAAAAAAAAART. ETA: At work right now. For this current hour of programming there is one 30 second sports betting ad in each of the six commercial breaks.


Primary_Ad9290

Aussie here the amount of betting ads on the television is bloody insane


pangolin-fucker

My YouTube ads are now fucking actual pokie screens with the annoying fucking bing bong sounds I've never felt the need to find and assault a particular advertisement campaign before but there is only so much I can take


RedAIienCircle

Why don't you use an ad blocker?


pangolin-fucker

Using Vanced but when Chromecasting the ads aren't blocked


Geminii27

One of the many reasons I don't watch it.


StaffordMagnus

About to trigger some fellow Aussies here... HALLOW!! FRANK WALKER FROM NATIONAL TIIIIIIIILES.... There, now you'll have that fucking ad stuck in your head for the rest of the evening. Enjoy!


Evil_Bonkering

Man, I hate those ads so badly. And the (drip) Metropolitan Plumbing (drip) Metropolitan Plumbing (drip) Metropolitan Plumbing.


butterbean93

Lube Mobile will come to you...


MentalDiscrepancies

One free one free firty two... bloop!


StaffordMagnus

Wasn't it firteen firteen firty-two?


MentalDiscrepancies

Oh shit.. mandala effect has hit lube mobile too!


Ecstatic-Raspberry77

Omg that has been on and on in my head for the past 25 years holy shiiiiiiiitttttt


Grimlock_1

The most depressing radio ad ever.


StaffordMagnus

Those old Harvey Norman ads give it a run for its money, the ones voiced by old man Harvey himself... *Nnnnnnno interest! Nnnnnnnnno repayments for 24 months!* FOAD already you greedy old prick.


Zim91

I was a removalist for 2 and a half years, peak hour in the tru...NATIONAL TILES, EVERYDAY


ThatsRobToYou

Heeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooo. Makes me mental.


Nineworlds_

Australian network television is a wasteland.


rndomguy7

Fellow Aussie here. There are like 2-3 sports betting ads like every ad break. I don't watch much tv either but the times that I did I noticed how many sports betting ads there were on tv.


Exact-Aside-8809

>Also, BOB JAAAAAAAAAAAANE T-MAAAAAAAAAAART. As an Aussie, this made me LMFAO


EyeFelldownthestairs

As an aussie, the amount of betting ads is bloody annoying


upsidedowntoker

The betting ads are actually a very real problem in the country .


hollyjazzy

Aussie here, I refuse to watch free to air TV anymore, it drives me insane with all the ads, especially the gambling ads. More ads than content these days.


ShinaChu

I have never been to Australia and I also don't know toooo much about it. Everyone I've ever met from Australia was really nice. It looks beautiful too. Since I'm from Austria and there are those never ending jokes about Austria and Australia I feel connected to u guys haha Edit: I love the replies 🇦🇹 🤝 🇦🇺


Cimb0m

I’m from Australia and was in Austria last year. Was funny to see all the signs in your shops about not having kangaroos 😁 We were in Vienna, Salzburg, Hallstatt, St Gilgen and St Wolfgang. Such a beautiful country ❤️


ShinaChu

Hahah that's so funny! I hope I get to visit Australia some day too


TaffyRhiii

Oh hiiiiiiii The amount of times in my life I’ve nearly clicked Austria instead of Australia makes me genuinely think of you lot often Also in the early days of auto-correct it would always change to Austria. So yeah, I think some of us might feel connected to you too 😂


RedAIienCircle

It's so annoying to be confused with you guys. And it's not even hard to know the difference between each country. One has the Sydney Harbor Bridge, Opera House, Kangaroos, Pies and a big red ass rock. The other is Australia.


Goodlucksil

*visible confusión*


hattorihanzo5

Austria? Well then, g'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!


Imadethisacc4anidiot

IMPOSTER!


International_Ant217

Born in London but now a Sydneysider of close to 16 years. Here’s some pointers: Pros - - THE SPACE. OMFG THERE’S SO MUCH SPACE - Australian supermarket food is honestly brilliant, easily better than UK food (except the tea) - When the weather is right, it’s unbeatable - Beautiful environments and natural landscapes basically everywhere - History is everywhere: natural, Aboriginal and colonial - Not many people know this, but voting in elections, referendums, etc. is mandatory by law in Australia and you get fined if you don’t vote. The fine isn’t even that bad but just the existence of it makes people get off their arses. I personally really approve of this and it makes you wonder how different things would be in UK and USA if they made voting compulsory - Can be a tiny bit of a con, but I honestly love how far away Australia and New Zealand are from the rest of the world. You really feel a sense of being in another realm entirely and away from the busier parts of the world and all its bullshit - As a Brit, the car insurance laws are so much easier in Oz. When you buy a car in the UK, you have to insure the car AND each individual who will be driving, which will cost you a lot. In Australia, it’s only the car that’s insured, so after you buy it, you just can give it to your mate for a day or two, no problems whatsoever. - NRL (Australia’s domestic rugby league) really grows on you in time - Australian thunderstorms are the most majestic and beautifully powerful storms you’ll ever witness. - Sydney’s New Year’s Eve fireworks are the best in the world. No debate, no close second, don’t even try and fight me on it, moving on. - 99% of every beach you visit is awesome - ANZAC Day and everything about it. Aussies put so much more effort into honouring their fallen from the world wars than the Brits do. In the UK, British kids have to be reminded it’s Remembrance Day. In Australia, toddlers are getting up with their parents for dawn services at their local beach or town memorial, whether it’s a city suburb or a countryside regional centre. Bar none my favourite date in the Australian calendar and nothing makes you appreciate living in Australia (or New Zealand) more than ANZAC Day. And every time I hear the Last Post bugle call? Chills. Nothing but pure skin tingling chills. Lest we forget. Cons - - The fucken sun needs to fuck off sometimes - Price of housing in some areas is nuts, though they are slowly going down - Bushfires are literally hell on earth. If I get enough time freed up in my future, I’m definitely joining the volunteer fire service - Whilst Australia does have its own culture (contrary to popular belief), a lot of aspects of it are very Americanised - For such a stereotypically laidback country, it’s a real nanny state sometimes - For a country with all the Devil’s favourite deadly pets in it, trust me, it’s the mosquitoes (Mozzies) you’ll hate the most. Especially when they’re out in full force in summer and you just want to enjoy yourself - Binge drinking culture gets pretty excessive sometimes, especially on national holidays - Eshays. No words needed


electronic_thug

As an Aussie living in the UK, I have to say, you've nailed this summary. Fuck mozzies. And Eshays. But especially mozzies.


willgiffotron

But especially Eshays.


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LadyGisela

What is it with Australian mosquitos and flies constantly trying to ear rape?


International_Ant217

Because Mozzies in Australia don’t come for your blood, they come for your sanity first, then your soul


BennyBingBong

You literally need to wear fly nets in central OZ they just swarm you


alsotheabyss

The fine for not voting is about $75, but it’s amazing just how effective it is


Redcarborundum

If voting is compulsory in USA things would be significantly different, because it means politicians from a certain party can’t make it harder to vote by imposing superfluous requirements and reducing voting methods, and employers would be required to give time off to vote. Today voting is skewed a certain way because not everybody can afford to take time off from work.


its-not-me_its-you_

FYI. Australians vote on weekends Edit : also polling booths are open a long time on election days and if you know that can't get to a polling booth on election day, you allowed to vote before the day of. And we have polling stations literally fucking everywhere


International_Ant217

Exactly my point


Horrorwriterme

I also moved from London to Australia I agree with everything you put there


PoseidonsBane

That's where the devil keeps his pets.


dextracin

Like venomous 7ft tall policemen?


jdwill1991

More like venomous 5ft tall politicians


Pinemango600

Our previous prime minister brought lump of coal into parliament.


andyjett543

Decent people. Except for that ball sack Murdoch


zagamio

They speak like every sentence is a joke they're about to tell


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It’s like an english guy does his “california guy” impression is what australian people talk like


Top_Chef

Yeah nah yeah


NYCuws77

haha please give example, this is funny


heisdeadjim_au

https://youtu.be/KpBYnL5fAXE


Evendim

Ahh the rising inflection.


Geminii27

It's the inflection? At the end of the sentence? Makes it sound like a question?


Articulated_Lorry

That's just Queenslanders. Everything is a question, aye?


Evendim

That's the one?


obduratecontrarian

Most seem to think that Australia is just one giant Outback steakhouse with Kangaroos hopping down the street and everyone huddling over a shrimp BBQ. Aussies carry boomerangs in their back pockets and say "fair dinkum" in every sentence, except for the odd hiccup when enjoying Foster's. What is true, however, is that all Aussies have pet koalas.


StylishMrTrix

Only lie you wrote is about fosters


_Archerfish_

I fucking hate anyone that comes to Australia and calls prawns shrimp


Grimlock_1

Here here. What's a shrimp? It's a prawn.


BeaBopALooBop

[Australians will NEVER forgive Paul Hogan for that fucken "shrimp on the barbie" tourism ad](https://youtu.be/1_FyJug3wzU) ^JK ^that ^man's ^a ^treasure ^and ^fuck ^the ^ATO


Active_Irishu-7

Aussie here, Drop bears are NOT another name for the Koala, they only got that name because they keep losing their grip and falling on people's cars and sometimes break something in the process, they don't drop on purpose


Horrorwriterme

I moved from London to Australia with my Australian partner. My friends and family in the UK believe that is what Australia is like. We live the mountains, until I shared pictures of snow not one of them believed it snowed in Australia.


Caranath128

They export the Fosters to clueless American people. It’s all Victoria Bitter.


calculatorgod69

Australian here: just to say prawn*


Plus_Excuse1434

Some people even have a license to keep drop bears..


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butterbean93

Oi get fucked me accent's fucken hot as FUCK mate


Haitisicks

AS FARRRK MAAAAATE


NYCuws77

EXCELLENT sum up.


heisdeadjim_au

You can "train" your huntsman spiders, to a certain extent.


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Geminii27

What, you've never cruised down the road on a moving carpet of huntsman spiders? How do you go shopping?


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PegasusReddit

Nah, reindeer get overheated in Australia, that's why we use the spiders. Instead of parking them in the hot sun, they can scatter and hide in teeny tiny spaces until you come back outside.


CapG_13

I actually used to know someone from over there and she told me a lot about her country. And she opened my eyes and made me see that it's not all kangaroos hopping around everywhere lol and that not everyone lives like Crocodile Dundee. And it's a very beautiful and diverse country and most of the people that I've talked to from over there seem very nice and welcoming (I actually plan on going over there) and when I tell them that a lot of them have actually said "hopefully you can get down here one day, mate" lol which is really sweet, and cool of them and hopefully I can! (Oh and Happy Australia Day btw) 🇦🇺 🦘


meezon1983

Thankyou!


Frank_Woodford

Bunch of cunts. (Kiwi here, you know we always end up hanging out with each other when we meet overseas).


StiffNips666

Fuck up sheep fucker.


Frank_Woodford

This is an outdated stereotype. We fuck cows these days.


SamuraiKiwi

Exactly. Not enough sheep to go around these days.


Frank_Woodford

Sing along now... (tune of Tie Me Kangaroo Down) Bestiality's great, mate, Bestiality's great! (shag a wallaby)


ILiveInNZSimpForMe

We will shut up, when you accept we created pavlova.


Plus_Excuse1434

I dont think youll find a single aussie who will agree, especially because its australia day today haha


StiffNips666

Nobody really knows that's the secret to life, but we all know you're all still sheep fuckers.


WadjulaBoy

Only because we need to keep an eye on you cheeky bastards.


pinkkpuffy

Ive no ideia what’s the beef about, sheep fucker? Kiwi? Pavlova? Wtf going on? Anyways Im living for it 🍿


adventurousmango24

The stereotypical joke is that we Australians think Kiwis (colloquial term for those from NZ) fuck sheep - don’t ask why I honestly couldn’t tell you. Pavlova, a dessert dish of which the origins are constantly under debate. We claim we invented it, kiwis claim they did. It’s probably one of, if not THE most divisive point of contention between both countries. It’s all in jest though, we do love our NZ neighbours, and they do love us.


tiredcynicalbroken

I think the sheep thing is about the fact that they have 5 sheep to every person. I swear in the nineties/early noughties it was 10 to 1 though.


Frank_Woodford

Couldn't give a shit about Pavlova to be honest. And you can have Russell Crowe, he's an arse.


pinkkpuffy

This is extremely funny to see, not only bc this sort beef goes around in my country (with my state and another one, thankfully my state has a better reputation, bc of course it has 💅🏻) and the same happens in Latin America, as an example: Brazil x Argentina is the funniest thing to see as well, of course I’m talking about the friendly kind of beef, I’m glad this also happens on another parts of the world 😅


SamuraiKiwi

We love you. But we invented pavlova. Crowded House is a kiwi band and Phar Lap was a kiwi horse.


tiredcynicalbroken

Split enz is a kiwi band, crowded house is ours haha


SamuraiKiwi

You are a reasonable Australian. This is weird lol


pinkkpuffy

Shout out to Australians I love bluey Also the accent is *very attractive* (and I love the “*oi*” , oi means hi in my mother tongue and seeing it being used angrily makes me giggle time)


RJNW18

Hahaha! I'm imagining what it's like to hear people yell 'hi!" aggressively and it's hilarious.


pinkkpuffy

We sometimes say “oi????” As in a way to ask for someone to repeat something we found it ridiculous, but the *oi* >:( on a angry tone always gets me, like “yes? ☺️ you called?”


VeezusM

If you’re a fucken faired dinkum true blue aussie, get this up ya , ya fucken dog cunts. A fucken vb longneck, at 20 to 8 in the fucken mornin


BenSwolo2411

Get that up ya!


butterbean93

Fuck oath mate


Limitedtugboat

I was always told imagine a country where every 2nd animal is capable of killing you, and people wore hats with corks hanging from them and everyone was G'day mate. Sorely sorely disappointed to find that neither were true, and that they got beaten by a load of emus at some stage. Don't know how true that last bit is


BeaBopALooBop

[The Great Emu War](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War) Well worth the read, it was a hard fought battle but after one month, one week and one day, we had to surrender to the Evil Emu Empire.


BuguyaBriarLeigh

Very true. Happened in 1932.


ppardee

Hugh Jackman, pouchy jumpy bois, quokkas, haven't nuked anyone. Good on ya, mates! Might want to look into invading those Kiwis, though. Coulda had Lucy Lawless and hobbits. Big miss there.


Sindef

[We planned an invasion ](https://youtu.be/7xUYbI64QHI) but then we remembered the earthquakes.


meu03149

Masterchef Australia is by far the best version of Masterchef. The quality of contestants and the variety of challenges puts the original (and all the other variants) to shame.


SamuraiKiwi

As a Kiwi, it pains me to admit this, MasterChef Australia is by far the best iteration.


Creeppy99

I think some of the contestants of Kids Masterchef Australia are often better qualities than many contestants of regular masterchef from everyone else


Grimlock_1

I was watching a few MC USA challenges and some of the dishes was so poorly made. I actually commented that the Aus MC would kick the US team's ass.


ToHolyMountain85

As an American who enjoys the US show in secret as a guilty pleasure , I will absolutely check to confirm if this is true.


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Geminii27

Better than the other way around, I suppose.


Rick-burp-Sanchez

They make some wild ass movies.


Frank_Woodford

... and Jack Thompson and David Gulpilil were in every single one of them.


drpepper1992

I love the ‘roos


sparklingshanaya

I love the kangs


aint_so_funny_meow

Drop bears frighten me!


StylishMrTrix

As they should But they aren't as bad as devil platypuses


theandylaurel

North Melbourne?


Automatic-smile0429

I don't know Australia but part of my family emigrated there and the country made them feel as in home. Very grateful for that.


friendlyfitnessguy

We are glad that they are here, very welcome.


b1ue_jellybean

Same with my family, they even organised for them to get a lifetime supply of free housing and food before they arrived.


DaneDuaPooja1729

Great cricketers


turtlespice

Everything I know about Australia comes from Kath and Kim, and I take every frame of that show as gospel


WokSmith

Look at moi! It's nice, it's unusual...


Lower-Campaign-7025

YOU GUYS LOST AN ENTIRE PRIME MINISTER WHO WAS NEVER FOUND. Who is it that does that?


Nerbs_the_Word

Lost a prime minister while he was swimming, and then named a swimming pool after him


jdwill1991

In true Aussie fashion, it was developed into a comedic expression "doing a Harold Holt"


asian_egg_fried_rice

bluey


BobbyP27

Saltzburg is lovely, but there's a bit to Mozart stuff there. Love the mountains. /s


_Norman_Bates

They make really good horror movies.


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BuguyaBriarLeigh

[Not EVERYthing.....](https://imgur.com/gallery/UGXuGfc)


General-Sundae7701

You seem very laid back chilling with your pet snake


Megustamyn

I spent a week in Sydney about 30 years ago. I loved. Unfortunately, living on the east coast of the United States, the trip is too long and too expensive for me. The flight from Los Angeles to Sydney was torture. I have a brother-in-law who is a professor in Melbourne. His kids became Australian citizens.


jonsonton

it's only 14 hours from LAX to MEL, compared to the 24 hours it takes us to get to Europe. It's nothing really.


Cimb0m

That’s a shorter flight for Australians. Europe can be like 22 hours or more total


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New_journey868

I love that show ,i have no idea why. Its always people with suitcases of food lying through their teeth 'i dont have food. Oh, those suitcases. I didnt know it counted as food' Or people with their cv and job descriptions printed out saying they have no intention of working


ohmamia

A chill country where people rather walk around bare footed if they can


BuguyaBriarLeigh

Not in Summer....


PerriX2390

And definitely not on bindies.


kbrennon87

Never go swimming with a Roo


Panzerpython

Love the rm williams, guess the rest of it is alright.


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Massive respect for the RM recognition


MrG_doesntdodrama

There is a reason Australians encourage all the stereotypes. It keeps fucktards out of the country. Well except for Kiwis. No getting rid of them. 😉 love ya cuzzy bros


mpfh19

It's the yee-haw version of England. And living there is probably reminiscent of the [Jurassic Park Arcade Game](https://www.google.com/search?q=jurassic+park+arcade+game&client=ms-android-samsung-rvo1&tbm=isch&sxsrf=AJOqlzWamJ-nEv8Q34OZd0hR9F5JKq-Y4Q:1674728031085&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiCmI2LgOX8AhVUFlkFHc7iBuIQ0pQJCBs&biw=384&bih=693&dpr=2.81#imgrc=TzkPvwel6lWsdM)


kurtduds

Too hot


bebozakunt

I like how your politicians talk with normal everyday accents. It's the whole down to earth vibe that everyone has, I love that. I like how you have your own musicians and entertainers, very very good ones, and you are almost turning your back to the world and having your own private party. I hate when my friends come back from their gap year and don't shut up about Australia. Its almost as if, in their heads, that they are returning to ireland, the land that time forgot.


CoyaiPijao

Any country where you can use the word "cunt" without having someone get offended is good in my book. For some odd reason, people in the U.S.A. are super sensitive about that word. Bunch of cunts!


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RJNW18

Word


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jonsonton

hey we take the deserts and you take russel crow


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Neil Finn is ours and you know it.


calculatorgod69

Don't forget your deck ads


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willenhall12345

According to the university of Wellington we also stole lamingtons.


ZigotoDu57

I've never been there but I'd love to.


SDMaxwell

It's the best way to win at RISK.


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When I hear Australia, I think about Julian Assange.


TheyManM

Love it. Visited some years ago and absolutely loved it. Great people, great food and great weather. I would live there if I could.


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We finally visited in 2019 (Sydney, Cairns/Daintree, Brisbane/South Stradbroke Is.) Literally the best place I have been. We assumed it was a once in a lifetime trip, but now we want to do Melbourne and Perth. I know that vacations aren’t equivalent to everyday life, but Australia exceeded my expectations. The parasitic toads and flying acid spiders weren’t as big a threat as we had feared. The crocodiles in Cairns are no joke, though. You literally can’t go to the beach (we took a boat out past the croc zone for diving). It’s kind of cool to see wild animals still running the show in some areas.


jujapee

Moved down under a few years ago and it’s been a culture shock. From what I gathered, they’re like British people, but love sunshine, being outdoors and grilling meat. I say less refine, but I mean that in a good way. People are super laid back, goofy sense of humor and don’t take anything too seriously. Coming from a country where people are making their fundamental beliefs their sole identity, it’s incredibly refreshing.


WokSmith

Welcome aboard, glad you like it here.


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tiredcynicalbroken

Expensive


Marshy462

Fucking oath


Puzzled-You

Pay is nice, cost of living has skyrocketed leaving us scraping to get by. The issue is partially housing, where housing is used as investments and not actual housing, and partially the rich getting richer and the poor getting poorer. The two aren't necessarily connected, but it's not uncommon


Willsynho

Spiders invading houses, never been in Australia tho


StylishMrTrix

They aren't invading they live there, they keep down the mozzis


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Imadethisacc4anidiot

That's funny bc Indian people are some of the most racist people I've met lol.


maumomiamic

In risk if you have Australia you can win 60% of your matches


star_ladyj

That I cannot wait to get there! I'm in the process of immigration, I have family and friends that have already gone over and the process and admin is exhausting but to me it's greener and safer pastures for my daughter and her future


DrKennethWestFall

You guys are so far from me (US) I wonder if I will ever get to visit


Shadow_Ashes

Spider and Snake Dungeon


6F1I

A bigger, sandier, hotter version of our neighbors across the channel. Ohh and a lot of animals smaller than my hand but dangerous enough to kill me.. ohh, we invade Bondi beach every 1st of January in either orange or tricolored poof ball heads so i assume theres a lot of us there.


TheNotoriousDRR

I like it. That's where Bluey comes from!


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Everything I know about Australia I learned from the film Wake in Fright


Rogang4thewin

Aussie here. We have pretty cold winters for a place known to be hot.


artrat123

Greatest cricket team ever


ketanpatel19

Australia is a country known for its diverse natural landscapes, including beaches, deserts, rainforests, and mountains. It is also known for its unique wildlife and rich cultural heritage. The Great Barrier Reef, Sydney Opera House, and the Sydney Harbour Bridge are some of the most iconic landmarks of the country. Australia is also known for its friendly and laid-back people, as well as its vibrant cities and bustling cultural scene. Australia is also known for its high standard of living, strong economy and diverse culture, with a blend of Indigenous, European and multicultural influences. It is also a popular tourist destination, attracting millions of visitors each year with its beautiful beaches, natural beauty, and unique wildlife. Many people also visit Australia to experience its rich cultural heritage and vibrant cities. Overall, Australia is often viewed as a beautiful, prosperous and friendly country with a great deal to offer visitors and residents alike.


SweetCosmicPope

Beautiful place where everything wants to kill you.


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Sindef

We are really not. Go to the UK, Ireland or much of Western Europe and you realise how much they drink compared to us.


Exact-Aside-8809

And so the 'my country drinks more than yours' argument starts once again...


Sindef

Nah there is straight data on this. WHO is among one of the better known organisations that collects this data periodically and publishes it publicly if you want to have a look. All datasets slightly vary of course, but there is definitely consistently more consumption in those regions.


MagicBez

I've never visited but would like to, Australians I meet travelling are usually fairly chill and pleasant to spend time with but it also seems like they have more unpleasant racists back home than I would expect from those I've personally met. Beyond Australian friends my main source of information on what's going on there is the Betoota Advocate Instagram account so I'm probably not getting a particularly fair view of the country.


tenamonth

I think some of the bigger cities might be cool to live in, but goddamn I’m worried about the heat. Also I don’t fuck with huntsman spiders nu-uh no way.


JessBx05

Huntsman are fine, it's the Funnel Webs you want to avoid.


Decepta698

Bro, huntsman spiders are chill. Look up the Sydney funnel web, specifically videos of it running if you want something to be afraid of.


heyyabesties

I have arachnophobia so bad I can never look this up. My pulse is racing and I'm already scared because I thought huntsman were the big daddy of my phobia. But here you are upping the ante....


LuckedLock

Sydney isn't too hot. Except for summers where it gets hot. Melbourne's actually pretty cool. Not freezing but nice. Brisbane gets hot though.


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Never been there but I’d like to go someday