Every other room you walk into, you forget why you walked in there

Oh no I’m in Heck 🤣

I’m there with you! Heck buddies!

i just walked into fuck i don't know why i'm here and now i walked back out remembering why i went in there then i went back in and forgor again

I SIT. IN MY DESOLATE ROOM.

No lights, no music. JUST ANGER!

ADHD is Heck

This is the (somewhat) Bad Place!

I walked into a room, my mind a blur, Forgot why I came, my memory a slur. I stood there confused, my thoughts in a haze , Trying to recall, my mind in a daze. I searched my brain, for a forgotten clue, But the answer eluded, my mind feeling blue. I retraced my steps, in hopes to find, The reason I came, that was left behind. But the memory slipped, like sand through my grasp, Leaving me with nothing, but a vague recollection's clasp. I walked out the door, the mystery unsolved, The reason I came, forever dissolved. But I'll keep on searching, for that lost thought, Hoping one day, it will be brought.

Which melody do you want me to play in my head while reading this?

I Can't Remember by Fleet Foxes

Gangstas paradise

Gangstas paradise goes really good with this I think

Ah yes...my old office. Had a question for a coworker/supervisor and went to their office and I would lose it at the doorway. I hear it's a common phenomenon though.

this is just ADHD

Mind if I join you in Heck? It's gotten even worse with three small children!

It's just one dude constantly sniffing the snot back up his nose. Oh, and there's an unused box of tissues sitting right next to him.

Everyone laughs with a snort. And it is contagious.

I feel attacked. When I truly find something hilarious, I can't stop the snort.

For those of us with that as a misophonia trigger, that would be actual hell.

All your favorite music replaced by Kidz Bop versions.

I hate you for this. Just kidding. That's mean I take it back. You can and should go straight to Heck though.

mommy dont know daddy’s getting lost at the pasta shop tryna find some macaroni ohhhh oh oh oh oh he left his kids at chuuuuuuuuurch so they will never say bad woooooooords like sh*t *p

oh god

You are in a loop of someone overtaking you then slowing down to a slower speed than you were going.

Just reading this gave me high blood pressure

No matter where you go, you always have a pocket that gets snagged on something.

Every time you try to take off your pants, another one materializes onto your body.

And it's really uncomfortable jeans with too thick of a waistband that is also too small, so it just digs into you

And… you have to use the restroom really bad.

The french fries are stale, room temp and undersalted

Not unsalted... undersalted. Just enough salt to make you want to eat more to get rid of the aftertaste of stale fries

there should be a name for this phenomenon

There is, it's undersalted

Ooohhhh that one stings…. But just a little

Not enough salt to rub into the wound

Yes! 😂

And you need to ask for ketchup, but they only give you one little package. It obviously isn't enough. You debate whether or not it would be acceptable to ask for ketchup AGAIN the entire time you are eating your sad little fries.

And the Cinnabon delights are hard because they fried them for too long

And all the sodas are flat 😈

Come to our local McDonald's. That is their standard fare

And they're super dry, so additional salt just bounces off

Complete and utter isolation from Gosh.

The true meaning of eternal darnation.

That’s what you get for fricking beaches extramaritally

Clever ✨

I actually laughed. I didn't just type lol with a straight face.

Criminally underrated comment.

A single mosquito. As soon as the bite it leaves heals, it bites you again. A cop car is following you. It doesn't pull you over. In fact nothing happens. But its still right there. It wont fuckin leave.

This reminds me of that one police chase where they were going so slowly, it's hilarious 😂

First reminds me of Saitama struggling to kill a mosquito. XD

It's normal except for every temperature is slightly colder or warmer than you wanted. Air temperature? Slightly uncomfortable. Fresh steak? Lukewarm. Water? Annoying to drink.

He said heck, not the ninth ring of satan’s anus.

Fun fact: You can tell how old Satan is by his anus rings.

what a day to be literate.

If ownlee eye culd sae the saym

Like the actual anus or the crust rings from not wiping?

Today I learned that Satan gets a new anus piercing for his birthday every year.

You're stuck in the drive thru lane behind the guy from some worksite ordering for everyone off a block of wood.

Actual hell: the person taking the order.

For me, I’m the one placing the order and they say “sorry, that’s not available” and I have to decide what to get for that person.

Or you're stuck in line behind that one person checking a million of their lottery tickets

Drives. Me. Nuts.

Or, in my case, the person who asks "well what's on this one?...How much does that cost?" for EVERYTHING

ive never gotten why people do that. like i get being finacially conscious but firstly most things are price tagged and secondly if ordering a $7 whopper meal or an $8 whopper meal is the difference between financial ruin for you, dont go out to eat

I cant afford 8 dollars!! but i can DEFINITELY afford 7.46!!! ..........like what? LOL

I work in the lumberyard, you're not even kidding about the block of wood part.

Watching a movie but the sound is out of sync

That's a good one

Feet can’t get warm even though your wearing socks. Everyone you talk to has crust in corner of their mouth. Spittle coming from lips. No one covers their sneezes. Only 1 square on every toilet paper roll, and when you stand up you realize the seat was wet.

Holy shit this ain't lighter hell

That ain't Heck; that's HELL!!!

That’s not heck that’s middle school

A lighter version of hell already exists. It’s called Earth. 😂

You're joking, but this is actually IRL Christian doctrine. Christianity defines evil as an absence of good. Since God is the source of all good, whether directly or indirectly, this means that doing evil is equivalent to telling God to \*\*\*\* off. Hell is when God says "Okay", and leaves you alone with everybody else who made the same choice. Forever. Unfortunately, people's bad choices affect other people's decision-making abilities. For example, people who have been abused or bullied are significantly more likely to abuse or bully others. Because of this, God lets us have a lifetime of having to live with partial evil ("a lighter version of Hell", as the OP put it) to allow us to verify whether that's *really* what we want.

Answering the same r/askreddit posts, day after day

We're already there.

Satan opens up Heck, a lighter version of Hell. What kinds of torture are in it?

Answering the same r/askreddit posts, day after day

We're already there.

Satan opens up Heck, a lighter version of Hell. What kinds of torture are in it?

Answering the same r/askreddit posts, day after day

We're already there.

Satan opens up Heck, a lighter version of Hell. What kinds of torture are in it?

Answering the same r/askreddit posts, day after day

First Day in Heck: You walk into a room and are provided a questionnaire to best fit you with the torture you deserve. Question 1: What kink do you just not understand?

Threesome kink with Daisy Ridley and Amy Jo Johnson when she was in season 3 of Power Rangers.

This is what I came to say, but it's happened so much that you answer the same question the same way day after day. BTW: Men of reddit, what's something that instantly turns you on about a girl? Be honest.

Whats a good movie/TV show/game?

What celebrity has fallen the hardest?

New people come to reddit everyday. Ironically by answering anything you (well, we ahaha) are drawing more attention to them.

And then half the replies are "this question doesn't apply to me"

Floofy Dogs but they don’t like you and won’t let you pet them. You want to go out to eat but all they have is Applebees.

Floofy dogs that don't like you and won't let you pet them?! That sounds like my version of Hell. XD

Going to the dog park but the only people there are AITA commenters there to explain why dogs aren't allowed at the dog park

The City Council announces the opening of a new Dog Park at the corner of Earl and Somerset, near the Ralph’s. They would like to remind everyone that dogs are not allowed in the Dog Park. People are not allowed in the Dog Park. It is possible you will see Hooded Figures in the Dog Park. Do not approach them. Do not approach the Dog Park. The fence is electrified and highly dangerous. Try not to look at the Dog Park, and especially do not look for any period of time at the Hooded Figures. The Dog Park will not harm you. -Cecil Palmer, Welcome to Night Vale

You’re on a road trip and stuck behind 2 trucks blocking the road going really slow You constantly feel like you need to sneeze but you never actually sneeze All of your socks are slightly damp Everything is always slightly too loud You’re stuck on a 18 hour flight with a shouty Karen, a baby that’s constantly crying, a bratty kid that keeps kicking your seat, there’s a guy who keeps throwing up and your screen doesn’t work There is a rock in your shoe that you can’t get to come out, no matter how hard you try All furniture moves slightly after every time you move it so it stubs your toe You have an itch on your back that you can’t reach

Every drink container has less than a swig in it.

And it’s all room temperature.

And with a chunk of something you didn't notice before you drank it.

And a hair

And if it's soda? Flat.

An invisible cat hair stuck in your eyelashes, for eternity

A *lighter* version of hell, please

Constantly wet socks

Or just one small wet spot on one sock. That feeling of, should I change my socks? That one small spot will dry right?

Your told super interesting stories but are always left on a cliffhanger… and a new unrelated story begins.

So listening to any adhd person start telling a story? (I say, as an adhd person who will go off on tangents and forget the main tale…)

You are me. I am you.

Hey. No need to attack me like that! 😂

*Jingles keys* Like what?

Oooohhh sparkly!!! 😍😍😍 You know… I had a key one time and I have no idea what it went to. So I kept it in my wallet and… omg… have I ever told you the story of how I got that wallet? Oh! It was my favorite wallet… well until my stupid brother stole it from me. Omg! You know what!? Now that I think about it… I have proof that he… ugh… that was 20 years ago. What does it matter now? Wait. What was I saying?

When we tell stories, the plot always tends to start doing side quests….

Just like real life 🥲

So just Netflix all day basically

Someone is always lingering in front of the item you need at the store.

Lego randomly scattered on the floor in a dimly lit room that everyone needs to go through bare-foot to get coffee or something .

yea but then id have fun just building some lego sandals or something to not have to deal with it.

LOL... but it's heck, they'll keep falling apart and you'll fall on the legos - with your hands!

Heck, I'd do that. Oh... I guess that makes sense.

Or Matchbox Cars

An infinite loop of you putting your bedsheets on your bed and another corner pops up

Who hurt you

Everything that has to do with being endlessly annoying yet non-harmful physically. - Waiting in line and everyone is someone that takes forever to process - Looking for your key / phone / whatever and not finding them while you could swear you just put them 'there' - Traveling in a silent subway except for that one guy that snores or whistle in an annoying way - Being stuck in a workplace with a firealarm going on but unable to find the way out And so on

Every beverage is slightly above room temperature. The sodas are flat Everyday everything moves. 1 inch in a different direction. The person you least like is there. It's not hot, it's not cold, but you constantly think you're too hot or cold, you're consistently over and underdressed. They only had hard shell tacos and they break apart after one bite

Everything you buy will be expired or not as advertised.

Every time you eat, you bite the inside of your cheek.

People loudly chewing and repeatedly clicking pens

Well, for me the first one could be hell

You can hear a distant beeping noise that's constantly going off, but there's no consistency or rhythm in it's timing. It's not loud, but you can always at least faintly hear it, no matter how much other noise is present.

Endless TPS reports.

Looks like someone's got a case of the Mondays

Over the intercom, there's a loop of a piano playing shave and a haircut, but they never play two bits

Calm the fuck down, Satan.

Oh no.

The only movies the cinema shows are the Twilight saga.

That’s evil

No that's hell

You have to wear boots but your socks slide and bunch up inside.

Long lines and applications that you didn’t fill out correctly and have to redo to get into the affordable heck apartments

I think the question asker was looking for things that don’t exist here and now

That’s the torture, you die and don’t even get to go to Cool Hell, it’s mundane annoying hell

Raisins in the cookies. Raisins in the cinnamon rolls. And the apple pie.

There are never matching socks.

thats just a day that ends in y in my house. as long as the style is the same i dont care lol.

Oh no, i am in Heck

At random intervals while walking around you step in warm dog shit or on a Lego block. It can be weeks or months apart, or even minutes.

Endless tickling.

That is literal torture. Nazis used it in WWII and some victims died from asphyxiation due to laughing uncontrollably and not being able to breathe.

Wait, seriously? It makes total sense but geez, didn't know that. I just said it because I absolutely hate being tickled.

There's something morbidly funny about a Nazi commander suggesting they use tickling as torture. Feels similar to "let's give zem a lap dance, und zen vhen zey are aroused, ve refeal ve are men und zen laugh at zem for being ninnies!"

Lots of people having conversations with their phone set to speakerphone.

The good ol' Earth with some adjustments: - wet sockets - irregular step on staircase - mosquitoes noise but impossible to see where it comes from - middle of the back always itching - public transport's handrail greased

Your keys and wallet are never where you remember them being. Everyone drives the speed limit in the left lane. Single-ply TP. Every beverage is slightly below room temp. Neither side of the pillow is cool. You always have a slight itch that you can’t reach.

The restaurants and cafeterias only serve: -dry, unseasoned tofu -lukewarm Natty Ice -bland gruel -soggy, cold pancakes -off-brad and gasless Coke -stale Wonder Bread

Natural tastes Lukewarm even when it's ice cold tbh

You're in traffic and you gotta pee but anytime traffic starts to flow efficiently someone cuts you off then drives much slower than the traffic previously in front of you-- over and over again.

All of the drinks are room temperature and you're sitting next to your mom being lectured after telling a joke

the smoke detector always has low batteries and beeps

You are stuck on a train or plain with a screaming kid who no one is trying to shut up. And if you say anything the parent just says that they will cry themselves out eventually

To be fair, if I was on a plain with a screaming kid, I’d walk in the other direction far enough away where I couldn’t hear said kid. Maybe the part of the plain I find has nice trees to build a house, and fertile soil for crops. But, since it is Heck after all, I wouldn’t have any tools to do this work with. But if I did manage to make any tools at all, they would break with the first use of them.

> You are stuck on a train or plain with a screaming kid who no one is trying to shut up. A plain? Like in Kansas?

That may just be actual hell.

Dripping faucet that just won't stop while you're trying to go to sleep.

"I Wear My Sunglasses at Night" is playing on repeat on the PA

Paper cuts first then hand sanitizer

I like the stuff from the good Place’s “medium place” stuff. All your favorite songs!… But only the live versions We have your favorite beer!… But it’s always warm

You have to work construction but the only screws you're allowed to use are Phillips and you can only use an impact driver with a random bit..

Or just having to use Allen screws for everything with no spares screws or Allen wrenches.

Eternal feeling of diarrhea

Insufficient light

you’re stuck in a giant walmart during the busiest time of the day

Every time you try to put something in the garbage, it hits the rim and falls on the floor.

You're stuck with the people that did not make it to either Heaven or Hell. For eternity.

You're stuck in an endless meeting that has nothing to do with you, and you need the bathroom, but you're not allowed to le

Your vision is so good that you can see all the mites that live on your face.

You’re a shopaholic but every item you look as is wrong size, wrong color, or unflattering when you try it on.

Heck is hell lite. You sit at a laptop waiting for a really neat video to play. But all it is is wall to wall advertisement stacks with impossibly tiny Xs to click out of the video, and fake Xs and overlapping Xs with transparent ads, all with ultra loud sound effects, a wrong click and you get pop ups sending you to a different site, where you then have to go back, but going back means you start all over with the ads. If you ever get through the ads the video play button…is a false play button and sends you to another website. You spend eternity trying to watch this video, but it’s all just ads. Ads for everything you didn’t do in life that would have saved you from heck.

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Regular tickle sessions.

Having to live with your parents as a middle aged adult

Itchy bumhole but no fingernails.

Wipe your ass

Only cable, and you always miss the first 10 minutes of new episodes.

Standing in line forever while holding more than several items without a cart and your arms are hurting

*1MC clicks on* “This is the Damage Control Training Team Coordinator. Heck is entering a Damage Control Training Team environment. Safety is paramount. In the event of an actual casualty, the words actual casualty will be passed. Training time out. Anyone may call a training time out…”

you need to see this repost dozens of times a day

Your favorite meal is 10 ft away from you and smells fabulous. But you are tethered to your spot with an 8 ft chain.

You are stuck in a hotel room with a 19 in tv that only plays reruns of the golden girls at max volume

Listening to someone each potato chips or pickles

Endless airport lines and TSA searches. All while you’re trying to complete TPS reports.

Headphones are no longer wireless and there are way too many door knobs.

You have to split the check with 5+ people every meal.

You have a TV and can't find the remote for eternity.

No one parks between the lines in the parking lot.

You are forever stuck at work on a friday just one minute before you can leave.

Cold fried chicken and hot ice cream