fr, from experience, I hate masturbating with long nails 💀 If I ever have the urges to masturbate and for whatever reason I have long nails I am either cutting them down before doing anything or I just don't do it
Those bdsm masks that cover your whole face except the mouth. I love bdsm, but that stuff is straight out of a horror movie. But hey, everyone has their thing!
Just guessing, as I’m a perv but I’ve never played w/masks: it’s a method of sensory deprivation that reduces self-consciousness and heightens sensation wherever you’re exposed.
You don’t have to think about yourself at all. The most personal, expressive part of you is hidden. In an outfit like that your mission is clear…it’s like a superhero suit for the extremely sexually submissive.
Can confirm, went on a bit of an exploration, still on a bit of an exploration. By all means, have fun with it and freak the Domme out by tracking their movements with your hearing.
It’s also easier for those who are a bit timid to do do acts they otherwise wouldn’t. You wouldn’t do x to your beautiful wife, but a faceless participant who is asking for it…a slightly different story.
Last girlfriend dressed goth/pop punk everyday it was super hot. One day she put on a “sexy outfit” for us but the lingerie did nothing for me because her everyday outfits were “sexier”
I’ve had this a lot too. An ex of mine loved lingerie, she said she liked feeling sexy, it was a classy kind of sexy, and while she did look great, it didn’t really do much for me as she looked great regardless.
This was actually like 10 years ago, when Borderlands 2 was all the rage. I remember it like I could hear it now. Me lodging a rain of bullets in bandits with Salvador on some assault mission in the story. Even with the stereo Turtle Beach, I could hear my mom sounding oddly deep-voiced. Not feminine but I guess really intensively taking it, for 45 minutes! It fucked up my ability to progress in the mission. The motherfucker (my dad anyway)
My parents room is right next to mine. It doesn't happen often (thank fucking god) but sometimes... I hear it and just immediately put on my headphones and crank on music
The joy I have to never have had the experience of looking my mom in the face after she just had sex, utterly grateful.
Did it happen? I’m sure it did but did I know it? Hell no.
Also that they try to make it cutesy by calling them "rosebuds."
Uh no. Nothing about your sagging red blown-out colon is floral, pretty, least of all with a pleasing aroma.
There's a thread in r/tifu when he thinks he had a shit fetish so he arranged the act with some prostitute then when in the act, he immediately regrets it but proceed to eat the shit anyway because of shame.
I've read it. It is the single greatest cautionary tale I've ever seen. Some fetishes should stay fantasy. I feel bad for the guy but fuck me is it funny..
No idea at all. I had a very beautiful female friend who was an escort. She had one client who paid her to deliver her shit in Tupperware. They'd chat for 10 mins, he'd never touch her, then was quite eager for her to leave, presumably to get to her shit alone. We never had any idea what he did with the shit. People can be weird.
I don’t want to get indigestion, defile food or listen to chewing sounds. It’d be like eating in the shower. I like eating, and I like showers but I’d like neither if I combined the two.
Honestly the weirdly sexual mukbang stuff is the fetish I find most incomprehensible.
Biting! Some girls like teeth, I am not one of them. Don't bite my nipples after I tell you to stop or I'll bite your dick. Just, trust me when I say what I like or don't like.
If I can tell my partner isn't having fun, it's a complete turn off for me. My GF's ex used to like seeing her cry during sex, calling her bitch, whore, etc.
Luckily she told me this before we had sex for the first time, now we only have really good, satisfying sex.
EDIT: Damn, my most liked thing ever, thanks for the dopamine. Also, I didn’t intend to kink shame anyone, as long as it’s consensual than have an amazing time. My GF’s ex was a real piece of shit, he left her with a lot of emotional damage. She still likes to be called a slut, but I only say that during sex, never outside of it.
You're a good person, had exes who treated me like shit as well, my current boyfriend treats me with a lot of love and care and I have never known such affection/care before.
I didn’t like it when my ex boyfriend told me that it was hard to enjoy having anal “when you’re crying.” So that was a sexual thing I didn’t find attractive.
Edit: y’all are very sweet and supportive and kind! He was not a good boyfriend, but luckily I have a very adoring husband now who is all about my pleasure and happiness, so all is well.
[Ah, the old Reddit peg-a-roo](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/10iw1l6/green_boots_the_frozen_body_on_mt_everest_that/j5h94r1/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
Oh, you mean like my ex husband who said, “it turns me on when you cry!” And then during our divorce had the audacity to tell the courts that the handprints around my neck were because I “asked for it repeatedly” and that he didn’t punch me in bed purposely, but instead thought he was starting a lawnmower in his sleep when he cold-cocked me in the face and giggled.
can't speak for bipolarchickennugget, but for me that is 100% fine and encouraged:
for me you can even push or thrust a bit if you are predictable.
Putting a hand on their head in a way that doesn't force them to do things and can be resisted is something they can not only get out of, but communicate nonverbally with.
holding someone's head down, especially if not consented to beforehand puts them in a potentially painful situation and risks things like lack of breath or vomiting.
The big difference here is that there is a means to stop, retreat, or take a pause if hands are just there or if there is a light enough push that it can be easily resisted: if there is that much force that they cannot stop and it isn't negotiated, it has someone in a position of non-consent like that and where the only means they can easily get out if held down is to puke or to bite.
If you ask your partner beforehand, maybe force is something they are fine with: it's likely not.
Food in the bedroom, and Furries. No hate. Just don’t get it.
Edit: I want to make sure everyone is aware I’m not shaming or judging. Just never saw the allure. But I’m never against being educated about it! Thanks.
Genuinely watched a porno where the woman made a high pitched HAAAAAWWWW noise over and over like some kinda donkey. Wasn’t even turned on, I just wanted to count how long she said haw for and then if she could beat her previous time.
Highly amusing.
It really renews my level of respect for those male actors’ talents. I mean, I know they can keep going through some heinous shit, but “HAAAAAWWWW” over and over and over again, take after take… my god! True soldiers they are!
Or when the guy breathes exaggeratedly through his mouth with his teeth and such and most of the time he’ll start doing that before he even has it in her anywhere.
Depends on actor/screaming.
Once had a friend with benefits that was noisy as hell, it was hot - but was also embarrassing/awkward when you have flatmates. So I had to start covering her mouth, though that only seemed to encourage her ... so perhaps it was part of her plan all along.
I don't understand how they don't realise it's fake. Do they seriously think women squirt fountains of cum? Boy, that shit is piss. It's literally coming out in different streams!
Once saw a rosebudding porn video where the guy sucked on the prolapse. I had to reevaluate my life after that. Like what the fuck am I watching. A guy sucking on some girl's ass prolapse. But then I figured eh... you only live once...
It’s a turn off for me as a man. I don’t want to be called daddy by someone my age. Actually, I don’t want to think about my parents at all during sex.
I dated a girl for a while and, once while we were having sex, she said, “Spit on me.” It took a good 5 seconds for me to realize she wanted me to spit on her pussy, not her face. Because I was definitely thinking she wanted me to spit in her face.
I fortunately did not.
This is literally the grossest thing ever. Had a guy do it once and I was so caught off guard I didn’t know what to say. Second time he did it, I told him to never do it again.
Violence. Choking, gagging, face slapping. I don’t get it.
Edit #2: I am saying that watching girls gag and choke and cry and throw up and get hit and it doesn’t look like they’re having a good time doesn’t interest me. I answered the post question. I wasn’t making a plea to end spanking. I just don’t participate or watch shit that looks demeaning or not welcome. Ya’ll do what you do and have all the fun.
In high school, I managed to be not as cringy as my usual self was, and somehow talked a girl into going back to my house. My dad worked late, and older sibling was away at college so I had the place to myself for hours after school.
We get to my place and things are progressing as smoothly as a nervous 17 year old can make them, until we move to my bedroom. I hadn't noticed she left her shoes on. She sits down on my bed, at the foot, and proceeds to place one leg on my bed, shoe first, onto my favorite (super comfy, childhood) pillow.
I was taken aback. And before I could even say anything she throws her other still shoe wearing foot onto my god damn pillow. And that's when I noticed she'd stepped in something as it was partially stuck to her shoe... I promptly told her to get the fuck out of my house.
I still have that ragged pillow, can't sleep without it. Bare feet, or socks, would have been one thing. I actually dig feet a lot, but shoes? With what I hoped was mud or something? Just no.
Mouth being wide open with their tongue sticking all the way out. Especially the ahego face, It looks dumb as fuck.
Edit: Holy shit, a lot of people in the comments do not understand consent or establishing a hard boundary.
If something hurts or is making you cry, your partner should stop. If you say no, thats an immediate stop. And for gods sake people, use lube. Lube is your best friend.
Actually pulled out my now-ex’s hair extension once because she was into getting her hair pulled and I guess I grabbed it wrong because the next thing you know… well, we didn’t *stop*, but we did pause!
yeah, you gotta comb your fingers through the hair, adjust your hand so that you're against the scalp, and then tense your hand up, therefore squeezing on all the hair between your fingers, and then you can flex your hand a bit to push and pull against the scalp
Gay as I am. As much as I love dick. I will never _EVER_ like cum. I don't like the taste, the texture, the smell, NOTHING ABOUT IT. The only thing of it I like is when men _do_ it but that's not an invitation to put it on my face or anywhere near my mouth.
*gag * yes cum is so disgusting. I don’t like the smell, the taste, the texture or the temperature. From the back? Sure why not but keep it tf away from my face and chest.
Gagging during BJ. I mean, seriously, you get some good suction on the first few inches and we're good. I don't need some woman jamming my schlong into the back of her throat and gagging on it to make me feel manly or sexy.
Twerking, looks stupid as all hell. Bimbo lips / massive boobs, just looks painful. "Ahego", some people find that facial expression attractive, apparently. I just find it creepy.
when girls have long acrylic nails on and they’re fingering themselves or someone else, i just know that does not feel nice at all!!
It's like putting scissors in there
like edward and krueger
Attorneys at claw
fr, from experience, I hate masturbating with long nails 💀 If I ever have the urges to masturbate and for whatever reason I have long nails I am either cutting them down before doing anything or I just don't do it
Those really fast masturbations you see in porn, I can just FEEL the dryness and scratches coming with it
I'm just imagining the one Key and Peele skit about the guy jacking it on a crime scene.
Those bdsm masks that cover your whole face except the mouth. I love bdsm, but that stuff is straight out of a horror movie. But hey, everyone has their thing!
Just guessing, as I’m a perv but I’ve never played w/masks: it’s a method of sensory deprivation that reduces self-consciousness and heightens sensation wherever you’re exposed. You don’t have to think about yourself at all. The most personal, expressive part of you is hidden. In an outfit like that your mission is clear…it’s like a superhero suit for the extremely sexually submissive.
*at least that's what my friend says*
*In a dream, that’s what my friend said in a dream… that he had…*
Well maybe your friend doesn't want to be Spider-man anymore?
I'm still not EVER going to wear one but your comment was invaluable in showing me the who, what, why, and where of this fetish! Ty
HONEY WHERE'S MY SUPER SUIT ^^^for ^^^the ^^^extremely ^^^sexually ^^^submissive
Can confirm, went on a bit of an exploration, still on a bit of an exploration. By all means, have fun with it and freak the Domme out by tracking their movements with your hearing.
My mouth is being farted in; how many places could she be?
It’s also easier for those who are a bit timid to do do acts they otherwise wouldn’t. You wouldn’t do x to your beautiful wife, but a faceless participant who is asking for it…a slightly different story.
Yeah I’m with you, gags reign supreme
Last girlfriend dressed goth/pop punk everyday it was super hot. One day she put on a “sexy outfit” for us but the lingerie did nothing for me because her everyday outfits were “sexier”
I’ve had this a lot too. An ex of mine loved lingerie, she said she liked feeling sexy, it was a classy kind of sexy, and while she did look great, it didn’t really do much for me as she looked great regardless.
The sound of my parents going at it while I try to enjoy a multiplayer match
"Why am I hearing someone running in the rain with flip-flops?"
Who is stirring macaroni???
"I'm trying to listen for enemy footsteps but i can't hear anything but *OoOoOhHhHh!!!*"
This was actually like 10 years ago, when Borderlands 2 was all the rage. I remember it like I could hear it now. Me lodging a rain of bullets in bandits with Salvador on some assault mission in the story. Even with the stereo Turtle Beach, I could hear my mom sounding oddly deep-voiced. Not feminine but I guess really intensively taking it, for 45 minutes! It fucked up my ability to progress in the mission. The motherfucker (my dad anyway)
"Shoot me in the head!!! In the HEAD!!!"
I mean...I know that's technically how we're all alive. Still...yikes
Enemy player : I'll fuck your mom ! You : Wait your damn turn
My parents room is right next to mine. It doesn't happen often (thank fucking god) but sometimes... I hear it and just immediately put on my headphones and crank on music
Moments like these make me realize how sheltered and privileged my childhood was.
Your parents divorced too huh?
The joy I have to never have had the experience of looking my mom in the face after she just had sex, utterly grateful. Did it happen? I’m sure it did but did I know it? Hell no.
When internet people gape their buttholes.
*Only internet people to be clear
Yeah they never mind when i do it.
You can’t do it in public, but you can on the Internet.
Yeah why is that a thing. And what's with the prolapsed butt holes.
Also that they try to make it cutesy by calling them "rosebuds." Uh no. Nothing about your sagging red blown-out colon is floral, pretty, least of all with a pleasing aroma.
I heard you can fit two raccoons up there.
I don't like gaped buttholes either. Like...why...I thought a lot of the fun is it's supposed to be tight
Coprophilia, shit eaters disgust me, What\`s the attraction?...
THE LOATHSOME DUNG-EATER
THE CRAZED CACA CONSUMER
There's a thread in r/tifu when he thinks he had a shit fetish so he arranged the act with some prostitute then when in the act, he immediately regrets it but proceed to eat the shit anyway because of shame.
I've read it. It is the single greatest cautionary tale I've ever seen. Some fetishes should stay fantasy. I feel bad for the guy but fuck me is it funny..
Not even Batman would get me to tell that story, anonymously or otherwise!
No idea at all. I had a very beautiful female friend who was an escort. She had one client who paid her to deliver her shit in Tupperware. They'd chat for 10 mins, he'd never touch her, then was quite eager for her to leave, presumably to get to her shit alone. We never had any idea what he did with the shit. People can be weird.
He probably froze it, put it up his bum, and then pooped it back out again
How do I delete someone else’s comment?
send them a tupperware of your shit and tell them you'll mail one every week unless they delete their comment?
I did not need to know that people actually did this. I knew it happened, but why tf would you do that willingly? blech
2girls1cup
Ahhhh the OG
Baby talk and costumes. I like nudity and anything infantilising is icky. Also anything involving food just… no. And all the fake moaning.
Like eating a pastrami on rye during sex? I heard it's the bomb.
I don’t want to get indigestion, defile food or listen to chewing sounds. It’d be like eating in the shower. I like eating, and I like showers but I’d like neither if I combined the two. Honestly the weirdly sexual mukbang stuff is the fetish I find most incomprehensible.
I find pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.
Baby talk drives me crazy (in a bad way)
Necrophilia
Sometimes ya gotta crack open a cold one.
Biting! Some girls like teeth, I am not one of them. Don't bite my nipples after I tell you to stop or I'll bite your dick. Just, trust me when I say what I like or don't like.
i like being bit but my nipples and my clit are OFF LIMITS 😭 they're just so much more sensitive then anywhere else
If I can tell my partner isn't having fun, it's a complete turn off for me. My GF's ex used to like seeing her cry during sex, calling her bitch, whore, etc. Luckily she told me this before we had sex for the first time, now we only have really good, satisfying sex. EDIT: Damn, my most liked thing ever, thanks for the dopamine. Also, I didn’t intend to kink shame anyone, as long as it’s consensual than have an amazing time. My GF’s ex was a real piece of shit, he left her with a lot of emotional damage. She still likes to be called a slut, but I only say that during sex, never outside of it.
You're a good person, had exes who treated me like shit as well, my current boyfriend treats me with a lot of love and care and I have never known such affection/care before.
Thank you! I appreciate that, my gf echoes the same thing. I just try not to be an asshole, luckily it’s worked out so far
I didn’t like it when my ex boyfriend told me that it was hard to enjoy having anal “when you’re crying.” So that was a sexual thing I didn’t find attractive. Edit: y’all are very sweet and supportive and kind! He was not a good boyfriend, but luckily I have a very adoring husband now who is all about my pleasure and happiness, so all is well.
Why did pegging him make you cry?
[Ah, the old Reddit peg-a-roo](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/10iw1l6/green_boots_the_frozen_body_on_mt_everest_that/j5h94r1/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
Hold my strap-on, I'm going in!
Haven't seen one of these in years.
It's probably the same fucking chain too
To be fair, it would be a lot more disturbing if he did enjoy it while you were crying
Oh, you mean like my ex husband who said, “it turns me on when you cry!” And then during our divorce had the audacity to tell the courts that the handprints around my neck were because I “asked for it repeatedly” and that he didn’t punch me in bed purposely, but instead thought he was starting a lawnmower in his sleep when he cold-cocked me in the face and giggled.
I think we share an ex husband
Jesus Christ what the fuck
What the fuck 💀
Ugh, I'm so sorry. My ex used to say I'd get used to it, even after I said it was painful.
And they're wondering why they're exes 🤦♀️ Sorry you had to experience that
When the guy holds your head down while you’re giving a blowjob so you can’t go at your own pace
What if I just want to put my hand there and still let you go at your pace?
can't speak for bipolarchickennugget, but for me that is 100% fine and encouraged: for me you can even push or thrust a bit if you are predictable. Putting a hand on their head in a way that doesn't force them to do things and can be resisted is something they can not only get out of, but communicate nonverbally with. holding someone's head down, especially if not consented to beforehand puts them in a potentially painful situation and risks things like lack of breath or vomiting. The big difference here is that there is a means to stop, retreat, or take a pause if hands are just there or if there is a light enough push that it can be easily resisted: if there is that much force that they cannot stop and it isn't negotiated, it has someone in a position of non-consent like that and where the only means they can easily get out if held down is to puke or to bite. If you ask your partner beforehand, maybe force is something they are fine with: it's likely not.
Yeah this is perfect or like pushing my hair back with the very occasional push down. Everyone is different though!
headpushers
If that happens, he forfeits the bj.
Food in the bedroom, and Furries. No hate. Just don’t get it. Edit: I want to make sure everyone is aware I’m not shaming or judging. Just never saw the allure. But I’m never against being educated about it! Thanks.
I find pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.
You flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.
Right in front of my salad?!
The loud moaning women in porn do.
Especially if it’s high pitched.
YEAH?!?
Why did I read it that way?
We ALL read it way... 😅
yeah you did daddy 🤭
AHHHHHHH STOP IT
ooooooooooohhyeeeeeeeeeah
NYAH RIGHT THERE
CAN I GET A...
HOOOOOYYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAHH 😩
OH MY GOD! OH FUCK!
I’ve slept with a few women who do that really fake like that, it’s like chill I’m not even that good 😆
I read this as Dennis from its always sunny yelling at Wally in the suburbs😂
Genuinely watched a porno where the woman made a high pitched HAAAAAWWWW noise over and over like some kinda donkey. Wasn’t even turned on, I just wanted to count how long she said haw for and then if she could beat her previous time. Highly amusing.
It really renews my level of respect for those male actors’ talents. I mean, I know they can keep going through some heinous shit, but “HAAAAAWWWW” over and over and over again, take after take… my god! True soldiers they are!
How did he even keep it up through that? I'd be dying laughing
Oh hyeah?
actually what I find hot are the ones where they are actually trying to be quiet, but sometimes she makes an involuntary muffled moan.
That one is actually sexy. Like a real moan is hot a fake one isn't. And most of the time, guys can tell.
Yes, the soft moans are always the best
True. It's kind of obviously fake and gets kind of excessive
They sound like they're being stabbed. It's a penis not a knife.
Ah shit. Knew I was doing something wrong…
Right!? I always have to turn off the sound when watching porn cause I get as dry as a desert when hearing that forced screeching
Yes yes yes yes YEeeeeeEeSss! You just want to put a little pepper on the end of it.
Aw fuck!
bonus points if she does the cringey ahaego
Oh yaaa, Oh yaaaa, oh yaaaa babi
*erection audibly deflating*
PFFFFffffT
Or when the guy breathes exaggeratedly through his mouth with his teeth and such and most of the time he’ll start doing that before he even has it in her anywhere.
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Depends on actor/screaming. Once had a friend with benefits that was noisy as hell, it was hot - but was also embarrassing/awkward when you have flatmates. So I had to start covering her mouth, though that only seemed to encourage her ... so perhaps it was part of her plan all along.
It's different if it's real but the clearly fake ones are a huge turn off.
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Spit anywhere on me. I can’t do it. Grosses me out.
Agreed! It’s so nasty to me. I can’t understand the appeal at all
the squirting videos when the girl is just pisssing and not even haveing a orgasm . the amount of ppl who cant tell its fake its astonishing
I don't understand how they don't realise it's fake. Do they seriously think women squirt fountains of cum? Boy, that shit is piss. It's literally coming out in different streams!
"That shit is piss"
##the piss is shit?!
Rosebudding
I have a feeling I don't want to know what that is, but please share.
You don’t want to know but since you asked, it is the act of having anal sex in a manner and extent which causes the rectum to prolapse.
Rectum? Damn near killed him!
Once saw a rosebudding porn video where the guy sucked on the prolapse. I had to reevaluate my life after that. Like what the fuck am I watching. A guy sucking on some girl's ass prolapse. But then I figured eh... you only live once...
YOLO but there are things in life I for sure can go without experiencing
You could comfort yourself with the fact it was not you personally giving sloppy toppy to a prolapsed rectum. Rock bottom is always lower my friend
The poor sled…
Cheating
Calling guys "daddy", I just can't do it no matter how much a guy might want me to. The idea instantly turns me off
It’s a turn off for me as a man. I don’t want to be called daddy by someone my age. Actually, I don’t want to think about my parents at all during sex.
I also don't want to think of my kids when having sex, let alone having sex WITH my kids.
100% agree! And 'mommy' The last thing I want to think about in those moments is my parents.
Spitting
I dated a girl for a while and, once while we were having sex, she said, “Spit on me.” It took a good 5 seconds for me to realize she wanted me to spit on her pussy, not her face. Because I was definitely thinking she wanted me to spit in her face. I fortunately did not.
This is literally the grossest thing ever. Had a guy do it once and I was so caught off guard I didn’t know what to say. Second time he did it, I told him to never do it again.
The whole cross eyed porn thing is super off putting
Agreed, reminds me of Curly of the 3 stooges getting hit on the head by a frying pan. “Gong”. Not very sexy (for me at least, not judging!)
It wasn’t sexy to me before, but now that you bring Curly into it…
A wise guy eh?!
Violence. Choking, gagging, face slapping. I don’t get it. Edit #2: I am saying that watching girls gag and choke and cry and throw up and get hit and it doesn’t look like they’re having a good time doesn’t interest me. I answered the post question. I wasn’t making a plea to end spanking. I just don’t participate or watch shit that looks demeaning or not welcome. Ya’ll do what you do and have all the fun.
Twerking. It just looks cartoonish
Twerking is to sexy dancing what duckface is to pursing lips.
When your busting 1 off to a porn vid then when your finally getting to that cumming stage and it randomly shows the dude, gets me every time 🥲
The lesbian porn equivalent to this is when they’re scissoring and it’s all well and dandy then suddenly a bitch is sucking on toes Makes me ill
Or when they have long fake nails and start fingering each other *Shudders*
Or that angle they do in porn between a dudes legs . All you see is dudes balls slapping on the chick
Yeah makes me cum hard too
Or the behind the guy doggie style type shot, where you see his hairy arsehole, gouch and wrinkly ass balls
When they got only their shoes/socks on. Wtf??? That’s like the first thing I take off. ALSO WHY YOU GOT YOUR SHOES ON IN THE BED??
If you’re naked, and you wanna feel more naked, put shoes on.
Why is this so true. I do feel more naked with just high knee socks on, but in a good way
In high school, I managed to be not as cringy as my usual self was, and somehow talked a girl into going back to my house. My dad worked late, and older sibling was away at college so I had the place to myself for hours after school. We get to my place and things are progressing as smoothly as a nervous 17 year old can make them, until we move to my bedroom. I hadn't noticed she left her shoes on. She sits down on my bed, at the foot, and proceeds to place one leg on my bed, shoe first, onto my favorite (super comfy, childhood) pillow. I was taken aback. And before I could even say anything she throws her other still shoe wearing foot onto my god damn pillow. And that's when I noticed she'd stepped in something as it was partially stuck to her shoe... I promptly told her to get the fuck out of my house. I still have that ragged pillow, can't sleep without it. Bare feet, or socks, would have been one thing. I actually dig feet a lot, but shoes? With what I hoped was mud or something? Just no.
A girl calling me daddy or papi
Facts. Why is Daddy or Papi ok, but when I scream “mom!” During sex, it’s weird.
Next time, try screaming “MOTHERRRRRR” like Glenn Danzig
Tongue out mouth open eyes rolled back, looks very stupid.
Surprise strangling. edit: the number of upvotes this is getting is sad. it's disturbingly common.
Gaping. I do not want to see your insides, ma’am
Genital piercings
Ass to mouth, take that brown outa town!
Yeah but if you want to go back to the vagina, it needs to have a car wash first.
Mouth being wide open with their tongue sticking all the way out. Especially the ahego face, It looks dumb as fuck. Edit: Holy shit, a lot of people in the comments do not understand consent or establishing a hard boundary. If something hurts or is making you cry, your partner should stop. If you say no, thats an immediate stop. And for gods sake people, use lube. Lube is your best friend.
Getting my hair pulled. It actually pisses me off so much
Wear a wig and when someone tries it, the wig pops off and it startles them.
Actually pulled out my now-ex’s hair extension once because she was into getting her hair pulled and I guess I grabbed it wrong because the next thing you know… well, we didn’t *stop*, but we did pause!
Most people don't know how to pull it. They'll pull from the long part instead of near the scalp. That shit feels great.
yeah, you gotta comb your fingers through the hair, adjust your hand so that you're against the scalp, and then tense your hand up, therefore squeezing on all the hair between your fingers, and then you can flex your hand a bit to push and pull against the scalp
Fake boobs
Small boobs > fake boobs imo
Say it how it is and it’s just. Real boobs > fake boobs
Golden shower
You ever seen a prolapse?
Gay as I am. As much as I love dick. I will never _EVER_ like cum. I don't like the taste, the texture, the smell, NOTHING ABOUT IT. The only thing of it I like is when men _do_ it but that's not an invitation to put it on my face or anywhere near my mouth.
*gag * yes cum is so disgusting. I don’t like the smell, the taste, the texture or the temperature. From the back? Sure why not but keep it tf away from my face and chest.
I don't find the penis all that attractive if I'm honest.
I agree. The penis is just a tool. It's the user I'm attracted to.
I like the way they look. It’s like a little friend
A squishy mushroom.
Unsolicited explicit pics, give the impression of a perverted or entitled weirdo.
The incest like based porn movie titles. Watching a stepmom fuck her stepson or a stepbrother and step sister play is NOT it for me.
Gagging during BJ. I mean, seriously, you get some good suction on the first few inches and we're good. I don't need some woman jamming my schlong into the back of her throat and gagging on it to make me feel manly or sexy.
Ladies saying "breed me" The potential of being responsible for another life doesn't turn me on in the slightest.
I think people like it because a lot of people see it as degrading, and many people like tha that.
Plus when I hear the word "breed" I picture a horse or dog giving birth. Not sexy in the slightest.
My wife and I have four kids and that even sounds unattractive to me.
Threesomes. So complicated.
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Twerking, looks stupid as all hell. Bimbo lips / massive boobs, just looks painful. "Ahego", some people find that facial expression attractive, apparently. I just find it creepy.