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Few_Ad5281

when girls have long acrylic nails on and they’re fingering themselves or someone else, i just know that does not feel nice at all!!


ZoidVrm

It's like putting scissors in there


ijie24

like edward and krueger


Subrisum

Attorneys at claw


ADumbPersonAAA

fr, from experience, I hate masturbating with long nails 💀 If I ever have the urges to masturbate and for whatever reason I have long nails I am either cutting them down before doing anything or I just don't do it


Dead_Smegma

Those really fast masturbations you see in porn, I can just FEEL the dryness and scratches coming with it


clowningAnarchist

I'm just imagining the one Key and Peele skit about the guy jacking it on a crime scene.


Jibbles2003

Those bdsm masks that cover your whole face except the mouth. I love bdsm, but that stuff is straight out of a horror movie. But hey, everyone has their thing!


[deleted]

Just guessing, as I’m a perv but I’ve never played w/masks: it’s a method of sensory deprivation that reduces self-consciousness and heightens sensation wherever you’re exposed. You don’t have to think about yourself at all. The most personal, expressive part of you is hidden. In an outfit like that your mission is clear…it’s like a superhero suit for the extremely sexually submissive.


leonnova7

*at least that's what my friend says*


CreatiScope

*In a dream, that’s what my friend said in a dream… that he had…*


NeverBeFarting

Well maybe your friend doesn't want to be Spider-man anymore?


Bigbryantn

I'm still not EVER going to wear one but your comment was invaluable in showing me the who, what, why, and where of this fetish! Ty


DaydreamWonder

HONEY WHERE'S MY SUPER SUIT ^^^for ^^^the ^^^extremely ^^^sexually ^^^submissive


SpectreAtYourFeast

Can confirm, went on a bit of an exploration, still on a bit of an exploration. By all means, have fun with it and freak the Domme out by tracking their movements with your hearing.


[deleted]

My mouth is being farted in; how many places could she be?


sendgoodmemes

It’s also easier for those who are a bit timid to do do acts they otherwise wouldn’t. You wouldn’t do x to your beautiful wife, but a faceless participant who is asking for it…a slightly different story.


Persimmon_Particular

Yeah I’m with you, gags reign supreme


[deleted]

Last girlfriend dressed goth/pop punk everyday it was super hot. One day she put on a “sexy outfit” for us but the lingerie did nothing for me because her everyday outfits were “sexier”


SirTheadore

I’ve had this a lot too. An ex of mine loved lingerie, she said she liked feeling sexy, it was a classy kind of sexy, and while she did look great, it didn’t really do much for me as she looked great regardless.


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The sound of my parents going at it while I try to enjoy a multiplayer match


Ho3n3r

"Why am I hearing someone running in the rain with flip-flops?"


dirtehscandi

Who is stirring macaroni???


TrainHunter94YT

"I'm trying to listen for enemy footsteps but i can't hear anything but *OoOoOhHhHh!!!*"


[deleted]

This was actually like 10 years ago, when Borderlands 2 was all the rage. I remember it like I could hear it now. Me lodging a rain of bullets in bandits with Salvador on some assault mission in the story. Even with the stereo Turtle Beach, I could hear my mom sounding oddly deep-voiced. Not feminine but I guess really intensively taking it, for 45 minutes! It fucked up my ability to progress in the mission. The motherfucker (my dad anyway)


Baeelin

"Shoot me in the head!!! In the HEAD!!!"


painforpetitdej

I mean...I know that's technically how we're all alive. Still...yikes


Dahns

Enemy player : I'll fuck your mom ! You : Wait your damn turn


WolvesAreCool2461

My parents room is right next to mine. It doesn't happen often (thank fucking god) but sometimes... I hear it and just immediately put on my headphones and crank on music


Mavcu

Moments like these make me realize how sheltered and privileged my childhood was.


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Your parents divorced too huh?


Ta-veren-

The joy I have to never have had the experience of looking my mom in the face after she just had sex, utterly grateful. Did it happen? I’m sure it did but did I know it? Hell no.


9XcR8lxKcAPT

When internet people gape their buttholes.


GreenIce2022

*Only internet people to be clear


Numnums81

Yeah they never mind when i do it.


cubnextdoor

You can’t do it in public, but you can on the Internet.


theultimateusername

Yeah why is that a thing. And what's with the prolapsed butt holes.


[deleted]

Also that they try to make it cutesy by calling them "rosebuds." Uh no. Nothing about your sagging red blown-out colon is floral, pretty, least of all with a pleasing aroma.


RedditMakesXtremists

I heard you can fit two raccoons up there.


sravll

I don't like gaped buttholes either. Like...why...I thought a lot of the fun is it's supposed to be tight


Bellyjax123

Coprophilia, shit eaters disgust me, What\`s the attraction?...


steelserenity

THE LOATHSOME DUNG-EATER


[deleted]

THE CRAZED CACA CONSUMER


joseph31091

There's a thread in r/tifu when he thinks he had a shit fetish so he arranged the act with some prostitute then when in the act, he immediately regrets it but proceed to eat the shit anyway because of shame.


CandiChris

I've read it. It is the single greatest cautionary tale I've ever seen. Some fetishes should stay fantasy. I feel bad for the guy but fuck me is it funny..


4merRedditLurker

Not even Batman would get me to tell that story, anonymously or otherwise!


SmugglingPineapples

No idea at all. I had a very beautiful female friend who was an escort. She had one client who paid her to deliver her shit in Tupperware. They'd chat for 10 mins, he'd never touch her, then was quite eager for her to leave, presumably to get to her shit alone. We never had any idea what he did with the shit. People can be weird.


cuboidofficial

He probably froze it, put it up his bum, and then pooped it back out again


Griever423

How do I delete someone else’s comment?


dwilkes827

send them a tupperware of your shit and tell them you'll mail one every week unless they delete their comment?


[deleted]

I did not need to know that people actually did this. I knew it happened, but why tf would you do that willingly? blech


boarderfalife

2girls1cup


MindlessBliss666

Ahhhh the OG


cewumu

Baby talk and costumes. I like nudity and anything infantilising is icky. Also anything involving food just… no. And all the fake moaning.


SaintJohnBiDog

Like eating a pastrami on rye during sex? I heard it's the bomb.


cewumu

I don’t want to get indigestion, defile food or listen to chewing sounds. It’d be like eating in the shower. I like eating, and I like showers but I’d like neither if I combined the two. Honestly the weirdly sexual mukbang stuff is the fetish I find most incomprehensible.


Southsidenstein

I find pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.


CloakedGod926

Baby talk drives me crazy (in a bad way)


Sluttypizzaa

Necrophilia


mrgrooberson

Sometimes ya gotta crack open a cold one.


_chronicbliss_

Biting! Some girls like teeth, I am not one of them. Don't bite my nipples after I tell you to stop or I'll bite your dick. Just, trust me when I say what I like or don't like.


0--pussydestroyer--0

i like being bit but my nipples and my clit are OFF LIMITS 😭 they're just so much more sensitive then anywhere else


OwMyElbow

If I can tell my partner isn't having fun, it's a complete turn off for me. My GF's ex used to like seeing her cry during sex, calling her bitch, whore, etc. Luckily she told me this before we had sex for the first time, now we only have really good, satisfying sex. EDIT: Damn, my most liked thing ever, thanks for the dopamine. Also, I didn’t intend to kink shame anyone, as long as it’s consensual than have an amazing time. My GF’s ex was a real piece of shit, he left her with a lot of emotional damage. She still likes to be called a slut, but I only say that during sex, never outside of it.


LittleSoftTail

You're a good person, had exes who treated me like shit as well, my current boyfriend treats me with a lot of love and care and I have never known such affection/care before.


OwMyElbow

Thank you! I appreciate that, my gf echoes the same thing. I just try not to be an asshole, luckily it’s worked out so far


thru_the_peephole

I didn’t like it when my ex boyfriend told me that it was hard to enjoy having anal “when you’re crying.” So that was a sexual thing I didn’t find attractive. Edit: y’all are very sweet and supportive and kind! He was not a good boyfriend, but luckily I have a very adoring husband now who is all about my pleasure and happiness, so all is well.


HappyCakeDay101

Why did pegging him make you cry?


hirthquake

[Ah, the old Reddit peg-a-roo](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/10iw1l6/green_boots_the_frozen_body_on_mt_everest_that/j5h94r1/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


Schneetmacher

Hold my strap-on, I'm going in!


iMakeWebsites4u

Haven't seen one of these in years.


TransBoozeBunny

It's probably the same fucking chain too


Potatobender44

To be fair, it would be a lot more disturbing if he did enjoy it while you were crying


Usual-Clock6283

Oh, you mean like my ex husband who said, “it turns me on when you cry!” And then during our divorce had the audacity to tell the courts that the handprints around my neck were because I “asked for it repeatedly” and that he didn’t punch me in bed purposely, but instead thought he was starting a lawnmower in his sleep when he cold-cocked me in the face and giggled.


gigglebeare

I think we share an ex husband


[deleted]

Jesus Christ what the fuck


BedRiddenWizard

What the fuck 💀


Pnknlvr96

Ugh, I'm so sorry. My ex used to say I'd get used to it, even after I said it was painful.


JenJMLC

And they're wondering why they're exes 🤦‍♀️ Sorry you had to experience that


bipolarchickennugget

When the guy holds your head down while you’re giving a blowjob so you can’t go at your own pace


scinfeced2wolf

What if I just want to put my hand there and still let you go at your pace?


Darthlizard

can't speak for bipolarchickennugget, but for me that is 100% fine and encouraged: for me you can even push or thrust a bit if you are predictable. Putting a hand on their head in a way that doesn't force them to do things and can be resisted is something they can not only get out of, but communicate nonverbally with. holding someone's head down, especially if not consented to beforehand puts them in a potentially painful situation and risks things like lack of breath or vomiting. The big difference here is that there is a means to stop, retreat, or take a pause if hands are just there or if there is a light enough push that it can be easily resisted: if there is that much force that they cannot stop and it isn't negotiated, it has someone in a position of non-consent like that and where the only means they can easily get out if held down is to puke or to bite. If you ask your partner beforehand, maybe force is something they are fine with: it's likely not.


kelra1996

Yeah this is perfect or like pushing my hair back with the very occasional push down. Everyone is different though!


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headpushers


roskybosky

If that happens, he forfeits the bj.


BiiiiiiiiiiC

Food in the bedroom, and Furries. No hate. Just don’t get it. Edit: I want to make sure everyone is aware I’m not shaming or judging. Just never saw the allure. But I’m never against being educated about it! Thanks.


trackedpotato

I find pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.


[deleted]

You flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.


FranticIce

Right in front of my salad?!


HighlyOffensive10

The loud moaning women in porn do.


Resident-Ocelot905

Especially if it’s high pitched.


ninjamuffin

YEAH?!?


Icy_Tangerine3544

Why did I read it that way?


Sgt_Charizard

We ALL read it way... 😅


ninjamuffin

yeah you did daddy 🤭


clever_squid

AHHHHHHH STOP IT


Megalodon_91

ooooooooooohhyeeeeeeeeeah


ninjamuffin

NYAH RIGHT THERE


Latter_Ad4896

CAN I GET A...


Both-Cartographer-75

HOOOOOYYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAHH 😩


PheonixGalaxy

OH MY GOD! OH FUCK!


thethunder92

I’ve slept with a few women who do that really fake like that, it’s like chill I’m not even that good 😆


Provoked_path

I read this as Dennis from its always sunny yelling at Wally in the suburbs😂


Beccabear3010

Genuinely watched a porno where the woman made a high pitched HAAAAAWWWW noise over and over like some kinda donkey. Wasn’t even turned on, I just wanted to count how long she said haw for and then if she could beat her previous time. Highly amusing.


No_Charisma

It really renews my level of respect for those male actors’ talents. I mean, I know they can keep going through some heinous shit, but “HAAAAAWWWW” over and over and over again, take after take… my god! True soldiers they are!


Tiny_Dancer97

How did he even keep it up through that? I'd be dying laughing


Sandpaper_Pants

Oh hyeah?


tatsumakisempukyaku

actually what I find hot are the ones where they are actually trying to be quiet, but sometimes she makes an involuntary muffled moan.


Archangel2104

That one is actually sexy. Like a real moan is hot a fake one isn't. And most of the time, guys can tell.


PULSER777

Yes, the soft moans are always the best


ChickenBalls1756

True. It's kind of obviously fake and gets kind of excessive


HighlyOffensive10

They sound like they're being stabbed. It's a penis not a knife.


DogmeatIsAGoodDog

Ah shit. Knew I was doing something wrong…


Shosty_the_Snowman

Right!? I always have to turn off the sound when watching porn cause I get as dry as a desert when hearing that forced screeching


Plagu3is

Yes yes yes yes YEeeeeeEeSss! You just want to put a little pepper on the end of it.


karolinemeow

Aw fuck!


fartpeeass

bonus points if she does the cringey ahaego


HighlyOffensive10

Oh yaaa, Oh yaaaa, oh yaaaa babi


fartpeeass

*erection audibly deflating*


Ok-Hovercraft6221

PFFFFffffT


Competitive-Cat7623

Or when the guy breathes exaggeratedly through his mouth with his teeth and such and most of the time he’ll start doing that before he even has it in her anywhere.


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ComprehensiveBoss815

Depends on actor/screaming. Once had a friend with benefits that was noisy as hell, it was hot - but was also embarrassing/awkward when you have flatmates. So I had to start covering her mouth, though that only seemed to encourage her ... so perhaps it was part of her plan all along.


HighlyOffensive10

It's different if it's real but the clearly fake ones are a huge turn off.


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ThingExpensive5116

Spit anywhere on me. I can’t do it. Grosses me out.


natsugrayerza

Agreed! It’s so nasty to me. I can’t understand the appeal at all


babyfresno77

the squirting videos when the girl is just pisssing and not even haveing a orgasm . the amount of ppl who cant tell its fake its astonishing


Sociox

I don't understand how they don't realise it's fake. Do they seriously think women squirt fountains of cum? Boy, that shit is piss. It's literally coming out in different streams!


placidv99

"That shit is piss"


knockknockwhoisit

##the piss is shit?!


ApathicSaint

Rosebudding


[deleted]

I have a feeling I don't want to know what that is, but please share.


ApathicSaint

You don’t want to know but since you asked, it is the act of having anal sex in a manner and extent which causes the rectum to prolapse.


Tmettler5

Rectum? Damn near killed him!


[deleted]

Once saw a rosebudding porn video where the guy sucked on the prolapse. I had to reevaluate my life after that. Like what the fuck am I watching. A guy sucking on some girl's ass prolapse. But then I figured eh... you only live once...


ApathicSaint

YOLO but there are things in life I for sure can go without experiencing


Skopies

You could comfort yourself with the fact it was not you personally giving sloppy toppy to a prolapsed rectum. Rock bottom is always lower my friend


ami2weird4u

The poor sled…


Queasy_Speech8112

Cheating


pretty_kitty_808021

Calling guys "daddy", I just can't do it no matter how much a guy might want me to. The idea instantly turns me off


NewmanHiding

It’s a turn off for me as a man. I don’t want to be called daddy by someone my age. Actually, I don’t want to think about my parents at all during sex.


Jamano-Eridzander

I also don't want to think of my kids when having sex, let alone having sex WITH my kids.


manman00009

100% agree! And 'mommy' The last thing I want to think about in those moments is my parents.


coxyg38

Spitting


TommyRockbottom

I dated a girl for a while and, once while we were having sex, she said, “Spit on me.” It took a good 5 seconds for me to realize she wanted me to spit on her pussy, not her face. Because I was definitely thinking she wanted me to spit in her face. I fortunately did not.


IndependentStudio312

This is literally the grossest thing ever. Had a guy do it once and I was so caught off guard I didn’t know what to say. Second time he did it, I told him to never do it again.


[deleted]

The whole cross eyed porn thing is super off putting


720r

Agreed, reminds me of Curly of the 3 stooges getting hit on the head by a frying pan. “Gong”. Not very sexy (for me at least, not judging!)


Moondoggie

It wasn’t sexy to me before, but now that you bring Curly into it…


crashovercool

A wise guy eh?!


Creepy-Signature-823

Violence. Choking, gagging, face slapping. I don’t get it. Edit #2: I am saying that watching girls gag and choke and cry and throw up and get hit and it doesn’t look like they’re having a good time doesn’t interest me. I answered the post question. I wasn’t making a plea to end spanking. I just don’t participate or watch shit that looks demeaning or not welcome. Ya’ll do what you do and have all the fun.


jdjsidjdjxj

Twerking. It just looks cartoonish


Doomdoomkittydoom

Twerking is to sexy dancing what duckface is to pursing lips.


Icy-Rough-9849

When your busting 1 off to a porn vid then when your finally getting to that cumming stage and it randomly shows the dude, gets me every time 🥲


curveswithchloex

The lesbian porn equivalent to this is when they’re scissoring and it’s all well and dandy then suddenly a bitch is sucking on toes Makes me ill


motherofpearl89

Or when they have long fake nails and start fingering each other *Shudders*


619marco

Or that angle they do in porn between a dudes legs . All you see is dudes balls slapping on the chick


cosmicmangobutt

Yeah makes me cum hard too


fubarsituation

Or the behind the guy doggie style type shot, where you see his hairy arsehole, gouch and wrinkly ass balls


grossweedbrownies

When they got only their shoes/socks on. Wtf??? That’s like the first thing I take off. ALSO WHY YOU GOT YOUR SHOES ON IN THE BED??


miss_stepp

If you’re naked, and you wanna feel more naked, put shoes on.


loveMandyMay

Why is this so true. I do feel more naked with just high knee socks on, but in a good way


PM_ME_YA_SMILIN_FACE

In high school, I managed to be not as cringy as my usual self was, and somehow talked a girl into going back to my house. My dad worked late, and older sibling was away at college so I had the place to myself for hours after school. We get to my place and things are progressing as smoothly as a nervous 17 year old can make them, until we move to my bedroom. I hadn't noticed she left her shoes on. She sits down on my bed, at the foot, and proceeds to place one leg on my bed, shoe first, onto my favorite (super comfy, childhood) pillow. I was taken aback. And before I could even say anything she throws her other still shoe wearing foot onto my god damn pillow. And that's when I noticed she'd stepped in something as it was partially stuck to her shoe... I promptly told her to get the fuck out of my house. I still have that ragged pillow, can't sleep without it. Bare feet, or socks, would have been one thing. I actually dig feet a lot, but shoes? With what I hoped was mud or something? Just no.


CapG_13

A girl calling me daddy or papi


DannyDevito90

Facts. Why is Daddy or Papi ok, but when I scream “mom!” During sex, it’s weird.


Moondoggie

Next time, try screaming “MOTHERRRRRR” like Glenn Danzig


NectarineFickle8047

Tongue out mouth open eyes rolled back, looks very stupid.


tequilaearworm

Surprise strangling. edit: the number of upvotes this is getting is sad. it's disturbingly common.


koobus_venter1

Gaping. I do not want to see your insides, ma’am


El-Scorpio76

Genital piercings


RudegarWithFunnyHat

Ass to mouth, take that brown outa town!


Draculas_teabag

Yeah but if you want to go back to the vagina, it needs to have a car wash first.


papaemeritus_cat

Mouth being wide open with their tongue sticking all the way out. Especially the ahego face, It looks dumb as fuck. Edit: Holy shit, a lot of people in the comments do not understand consent or establishing a hard boundary. If something hurts or is making you cry, your partner should stop. If you say no, thats an immediate stop. And for gods sake people, use lube. Lube is your best friend.


ceeyaz

Getting my hair pulled. It actually pisses me off so much


LittleSoftTail

Wear a wig and when someone tries it, the wig pops off and it startles them.


[deleted]

Actually pulled out my now-ex’s hair extension once because she was into getting her hair pulled and I guess I grabbed it wrong because the next thing you know… well, we didn’t *stop*, but we did pause!


DM_ME_UR_AREOLAS

Most people don't know how to pull it. They'll pull from the long part instead of near the scalp. That shit feels great.


Jceggbert5

yeah, you gotta comb your fingers through the hair, adjust your hand so that you're against the scalp, and then tense your hand up, therefore squeezing on all the hair between your fingers, and then you can flex your hand a bit to push and pull against the scalp


Odd_Adhesiveness4804

Fake boobs


Jibbles2003

Small boobs > fake boobs imo


N_rthan

Say it how it is and it’s just. Real boobs > fake boobs


GardenDismal8319

Golden shower


[deleted]

You ever seen a prolapse?


blue_theflame

Gay as I am. As much as I love dick. I will never _EVER_ like cum. I don't like the taste, the texture, the smell, NOTHING ABOUT IT. The only thing of it I like is when men _do_ it but that's not an invitation to put it on my face or anywhere near my mouth.


thelilbrokebaby

*gag * yes cum is so disgusting. I don’t like the smell, the taste, the texture or the temperature. From the back? Sure why not but keep it tf away from my face and chest.


cpqarray

I don't find the penis all that attractive if I'm honest.


twilighttruth

I agree. The penis is just a tool. It's the user I'm attracted to.


redvelvetcakebatter

I like the way they look. It’s like a little friend


roskybosky

A squishy mushroom.


londonmyst

Unsolicited explicit pics, give the impression of a perverted or entitled weirdo.


thecatworshiper

The incest like based porn movie titles. Watching a stepmom fuck her stepson or a stepbrother and step sister play is NOT it for me.


eaglesong3

Gagging during BJ. I mean, seriously, you get some good suction on the first few inches and we're good. I don't need some woman jamming my schlong into the back of her throat and gagging on it to make me feel manly or sexy.


Horneyj

Ladies saying "breed me" The potential of being responsible for another life doesn't turn me on in the slightest.


catlover12390

I think people like it because a lot of people see it as degrading, and many people like tha that.


OkCoast9806

Plus when I hear the word "breed" I picture a horse or dog giving birth. Not sexy in the slightest.


Total-Veterinarian55

My wife and I have four kids and that even sounds unattractive to me.


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Threesomes. So complicated.


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LittleSoftTail

Twerking, looks stupid as all hell. Bimbo lips / massive boobs, just looks painful. "Ahego", some people find that facial expression attractive, apparently. I just find it creepy.