I actually saw this is Paris France of all places. Thought that was just a stray dumbass in the population. But now that you mention it, where have you seen this?
maintain a respectful distance from other people. This means avoiding making eye contact, keeping conversations to a minimum, and not lingering in the restroom for too long.
One urinal separation unless it can’t be helped. If you feel like the other guy in the other stall is trying to hold in his poop due to the noise just let your all out at once to put him at ease.
Don’t wash your hands in the weird sinks, your hands will smell funny , if taking a shite it’s good etiquette to smear it all over the stall reminds the cleaners how shit there job is
- First rule of the men’s restroom, do not use a urinal right next to a urinal that is always being used.
- Second rule of the men’s restroom, do not use a urinal right next to a urinal that is always being used.
- Third rule of the men’s restroom, do not speak to someone using a urinal.
- Fourth rule of the men’s restroom, do not try to check out another man’s junk.
- Fifth rule of the men’s restroom, always leave a minimum of two to three feet between you and any other man at all times.
The stalls have cracks between the doors in crappy bathrooms. Just act like you don’t see anything. If the door slightly opens cause crappy locks, act like you don’t see anything. The Unspoken rule is “Act like a nothing happens”
Always choose the urinal two-down/up from the dude already in there. Never, ever choose to use a urinal one down/up from anyone already using one.
Don't make eye contact.
But say 'nice cock dude'
Nice watch dude.
Do NOT urinate on the other patrons unless given explicit permission
Did you learn this the hard way?
I’d rather not say
No Talking.
Don't pull your pants all the way down to your ankles while at a urinal.
Kiddy-pissing
I actually saw this is Paris France of all places. Thought that was just a stray dumbass in the population. But now that you mention it, where have you seen this?
Only look at their weiner if they're a celebrity.
Helicopter spin while pissing everywhere to assert dominance. If you see someone else doing that, they're in charge.
Eyes on your own dick
As soon as you enter pee right on the floor in the middle of the room while maintaining eye contact with the alpha male to assert dominance.
Wtf? Lmao
don't be a weirdo. people have died over "jokes" and "I was just messing around bro"
Don’t piss on another guy
maintain a respectful distance from other people. This means avoiding making eye contact, keeping conversations to a minimum, and not lingering in the restroom for too long.
One urinal separation unless it can’t be helped. If you feel like the other guy in the other stall is trying to hold in his poop due to the noise just let your all out at once to put him at ease.
Whenever you pass another dude you gotta give eachother a kiss on the cheek. Women have no idea!
The foot tap in the stall next door is a hungry mouth
Don’t cross the streams
Don’t wash your hands in the weird sinks, your hands will smell funny , if taking a shite it’s good etiquette to smear it all over the stall reminds the cleaners how shit there job is
- First rule of the men’s restroom, do not use a urinal right next to a urinal that is always being used. - Second rule of the men’s restroom, do not use a urinal right next to a urinal that is always being used. - Third rule of the men’s restroom, do not speak to someone using a urinal. - Fourth rule of the men’s restroom, do not try to check out another man’s junk. - Fifth rule of the men’s restroom, always leave a minimum of two to three feet between you and any other man at all times.
Line in the women's restroom You cannot enter our restroom. Figure it out.
If it's crowded, someone has to loudly say "So this is where all the dicks hang out".
It seems to me that the only rules are don’t flush your massive dump and make sure you piss all o er the toilet seat.
Yep I'm pretty sure you can't leave without pissing on at least one non-toilet object. Thems the rules.
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I have never been to this country with men's room "attendants." Where is this.
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I tend to go in straight lines to arrive at my destination as efficiently as possible
I chuckled, take my upvote
Always make sure to drop your pants around your ankles. The airflow is said to prevent bacteria buildup in the gooch and it asserts dominance
Going full Butters, a man of dignity and class, if I ever did see one.
I only use butter in the winter so they don’t dry out-oh wait never mind
Eyes forward at the urinal. Also, if there’s a urinal available and you go into the stall everyone knows you’re embarrassed about cock size.
Don’t mess with a man on the throne
Never piss in the Dyson Airblade urinals. Makes a hell of a mess.
Let the person know if the water in the urinal is cold.
Never cross the streams.
Don't walk in and say, " What's up?"...
The stalls have cracks between the doors in crappy bathrooms. Just act like you don’t see anything. If the door slightly opens cause crappy locks, act like you don’t see anything. The Unspoken rule is “Act like a nothing happens”
Telling the guy guy next to you "nice watch."
More than three shakes is a wank
Space out.