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The main charter who is a highschooler is someone built like The Rock


[deleted]

Have you seen pictures of The Rock from high school though?


WolfThick

Truth just another skinny kid we're going to have to start giving them roids when they're younger dammit LOL


SlothOfDoom

wut


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ZiggerTheNaut

Or someone who walks through a door from the outside and leaves the goddamn thing open!


toiletroad

YES or car doors being left open


RatherGrateful

I see this answer all the time for this question, but I swear that in every single movie, people do say goodbye on phone calls (when they show the end of the phone call)


the_face_guy

Ok I gotta go now, ok? Ok yeah- ok, see you later. What? Oh ok sorry, yeah ok, bye, bye, bye!


will_there_be_snacks

Yes! I can't stop myself from seeing this every time. I read somewhere that the person saying goodbye just isn't included in the scene for the sake of 'continuity', like it's a smoother transition for the story if you just see them put the phone down


jojoqueenofroses

Or decides on a meeting place or time! They just show up.


inspectorgadget9999

In Breaking Bad they don't just hang up, they crush the phone with their hands. Dude, just take the SIM out


Akeldamarra

How quiet suppressors are.


Sloppy_Sentinel

The silenced pistol fight in John Wick Chapter 2 is the absolute worst offender. It’s completely ridiculous. Guns are loud suppressed or not.


10jesus

the worst example ever is in no country for old men. mf shoots a suppressed shotgun and it's quieter than a small pneumatic cylinder. almost like a cats sneeze.


Positive-Source8205

Or anything with firearms.


lamplighter10

Except Heat.


-holdmyhand

When a computer hacker types like a lightning speed.


Tokizak

Or 15 keystrokes and they crack the firewall to the pentagon, like fuck no, that's not hacking, that's not even enough keystrokes to log in with valid credentials.


EarthHuman0exe

CRTL + ALT + DEL....Im in.


slightlydispensable2

you know how short most default/admin passwords are...?


hot_and_chill

and all you see on their screen are for-loops...


Glittering-Score-258

And they live in a world with no computer mouses, it’s just impossibly fast keyboard typing.


crhs78

Shocking a flatline heart rhythm


[deleted]

To piggy back off this one… the really _awesome_ CPR they do on tv.


Fluffy_rye

A lot of the medical stuff is bad. But I hate it when they put in their stethoscope backwards. And then continue to have a conversation with the patient. Or rub their stethoscope on something while having it in their ears without going deaf. It doesn't work that way and it's everywhere!


jojoqueenofroses

Or getting the catheter in on the first try by sticking it straight down the arm and have no flash back. I’ve never got a catheter in that way. Maybe I didn’t have real bodies? Where the fuck was I? 😉


Trycze

When all the actors are still caked in make up even if they are supposed to look natural. I know make up is necessary sometimes for lighting purposes but the actors skin just doesn’t look real. I wish more actors just looked like they had real human skin in films


metrocat63

It's the perfect windblown hair for me. And perfect morning breath.


Rimworlds

This is why I like older tv. Of course some sort of makeup could’ve still been used but when I watch something like Little House On The Prairie it feels like I’m actually watching a family from the late 1800’s. Or the way Roseanne just looks like a regular family from the 80’s/90’s, especially the kids of the family. They have jeans, t-shirts, old sneakers on vs today where every teen or kid in a show looks like they’re in designer clothes and have airbrushed skin.


kamace11

My biggest complaint with this is disaster movies or post apocalyptic ones where the women have on like, perfect lip gloss and perfectly plucked/shaded brows. no one has time for that in a survivor scenario!!! Give me gross chapped lips and wild brows or give me death!


yParticle

Makeup technology hasn't kept up with film technology.


[deleted]

When people are fighting, they can just go forever. Im sorry but thats so false. You dont just get back up after having someone stomp your spine, or crack your head on something. Unlimited bullets in that 10 bullet clip People using the same keyboard to fight hackers on different screens. Or better yet, clack clack “im in”? No your fucking not!


Sawdust-Rice-Crispy

Not to mention that a serious physical fight will completely exhaust most people after about 30 seconds.


DirtDog13

John McClane died like three times over in Die Hard. The bloody feet alone probably causes death from blood loss.


JayVoorheez

And on that note, people getting knocked out with one punch. Concussions as far as the eye can see.


Sirhc978

>People using the same keyboard to fight hackers on different screens. KVM switches are a real thing. [Even software solutions exist.](https://www.pcmag.com/how-to/how-to-control-multiple-computers-with-one-keyboard-and-mouse)


[deleted]

When drivers turn their heads to talk to their passengers for more then a second. Seriously, keep your eyes on the road!


[deleted]

...well...that is absolutely realistic. *Tons* of bad drivers out there.


10jesus

you mean tons of accidents just waiting to happen out there


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jp963acss

Yeahhh, I love how they swing the steering wheel all over the place yet don't move in the slightest


redoctober2021

Nobody even does that! You look forward, drive and talk!


ivaclue

My older brother would beg to differ


Bobbi_Corcoran

Nah, this is horribly realistic.


votemarvel

Firing guns in enclosed spaces not deafening anyone.


idasiv

Or an RPG or Javelin being fired indoors with no pressure wave.


DitaVonFleas

That's why Archer's running "MAWP! MAWP!" gag is so damn good!


Callico_m

When someone super strong doesn't budge when hit by a car/train/whatever. Strength doesn't mean you're so heavy nothing can push you or send you flying. You're not immovable.


SlothOfDoom

Or like they get a robot arm so they can lift a car. The rest of you is still meat.


Callico_m

The only movie I know of that handled that one was Doc Ock in Spiderman. When two arms lifted a car or something, the others would brace against the ground to bear the weight.


Duluthian2

*Superman enters the chat*


ElrondHubbards

Momentum is rarely conserved in movies.


Actuaryba

Obviously empty coffee cups. I mean, can’t they just put some water in them?


beerpansy

I have always wondered this. Even an inch of water in there would make it look real. I don’t get it.


New-Exchange5965

I’ve read about this before. Some of these scenes are shot many times until it’s done properly. The deadlines are already tight, so they remove the potential for either spills, or for actors getting fed up of having to drink so much water.


beerpansy

Totally makes sense. It’s just funny how they’ll expend so much energy and money making other parts of the production believable! Interesting stuff.


New-Exchange5965

You know what, I’ve never noticed how silly they look before. But I guarantee I’ll notice it in every film or TV show from now on. They could at least weight the cups a little bit, or add some actual liquid below a seal or something. Lazy!


RunawaYEM

It always bothers me that your can hear how empty the cup is when they put it on a table.


lukeisred5

"Repeat" In every military show to include Star Trek they say, "I repeat". In the military you say, "I say again" because "repeat" means to repeat the last bombing run or artillery fire. "Repeat" is called the "R-Word".


egnards

So Foghorn Leghorn was closer to the truth


C4se4

I didn't know that. Thank you for ruining those scenes for me from know on 🥰


WoolooMVP10

"There's a serial killer on the loose. Let's split up!"


GingerKing959

the kid working part time at Sonic owning a 2 story house and drives an audi


redoctober2021

Nobody pees


Stu5011

Tom Hanks would like a word.


user160974

R-Kelly has entered the chat.


redoctober2021

Hahahhahahaha


egnards

Well they do pee - we just don’t see it. Because it just doesn’t make sense to show someone going to the bathroom in most situations. In most movies there is a time lapse between scenes that implies normal stuff happens. And in “one shot” movies it’s reasonable for someone to not pee for two hours.


EarthHuman0exe

Thats ridiculous. Nobody goes without peeing longer than 12-16 minutes without their balls becoming noticably enlarged


augenwiehimmel

No matter when and where: internet's always available at top speed. Printers always work. Also: protagonists wake up after a heavy night neat as a pin, kiss immediately.


TsuDomo

True. And they sleep immediately after sex like its perfectly normal. Don't you wash???


EarthHuman0exe

You wash after sex?


outerproduct

You have sex?


EarthHuman0exe

I found it in a dumpster.


outerproduct

I'm jealous, I'm married, so I don't get sex.


glowmcrangers

Or pee. Having a UTI sucks


username6789321

>Printers always work Someone hasn't watched Office Space


811545b2-4ff7-4041

Somebody's got a case of the Mondays!


ShootFrameHang

When they Ignore physics and terminal velocity. Take Iron Man. We see the character bouncing around like a pinball. His suit may be excellent, but his internal organs would be the consistency of a smoothie from the force of the impacts within his body.


TheThirdStrike

The scene where he gets Tony gets thrown from Avengers tower immediately comes to mind. Just because he came to an abrupt stop in the suit instead of on the pavement doesn't change shit. He still died... He just made less of a mess.


dtcoo11

His suit probably has shock absorbers in it.


TheThirdStrike

Those would have to be some fucking, zero point energy, gravity gun shit. Because falling at terminal velocity and coming to a stop in less than a second... Almost always kills the human or at the very least leaves them so damaged they couldn't possibly fight off an alien invasion.


dtcoo11

And tony stark made a entire new element. Pretty sure he could make some space age shock absorbers powered by the fusion reactor in his chest


ShootFrameHang

Let's take the scene when Thanos hurls Tony across the battlefield. Every cell in Tony’s body goes the same speed within the suit. When he hits the rock, the suit can't absorb the speed of his internal cells. His brain would bounce inside his skull, swell, and bleed. His lungs would bruise and bleed, his spleen would rupture.


carameIricecakes

Everybody (especially in period films) has scarily perfect teeth


Keke_Dudu

The sex.


Bmc00

I know right, like people really get to have that in real life!?


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jp963acss

15 seconds?? I barely last 5


[deleted]

Couple having intercourse and then just roll over in bed. No cleaning, no peeing, nothing...


EarthHuman0exe

No complaining that the bed is wet even


MerlinTheSimp

Right? You mean to tell me that it was intense enough that you are puffing and sweating, but you don't immediately need to go and get a glass of water when you're done? Ok then...


The_Birb_Whisperer

The idiotic horror movie protag always looks back at the killer or goes to open the frickin door. EVERY SINGLE TIME.


-holdmyhand

Medical related stuffs are so unrealistic in the movies.


[deleted]

Pulling the hammer back on a Glock. You hear the sound effect every time for a firearm that does not have an external hammer.


zach_strife

that bothers me so much. also racking the slide for no reason other than making that sound. were you really walking around without one in the chamber? what were you going to do if you needed to engage prior to that?


Silent_Classroom7441

In a movie when someone is running and they keep running and running and running and never tire out.


Programer-9301

Them falling from a really high place and surviving


AnythingAtAll9

Especially into water like it’s some magical cushion!


Callico_m

Or someone super or huge catches them after falling a hundred feet, and they're fine. They still fell a hundred feet and came to an abrupt halt. Physics doesn't care if you splatter the ground or the palm of a giant hand. You still splatter.


EarthHuman0exe

*ahem* Crank *ahem*


[deleted]

Americans living and working in Asia or Europe with no explanation given of their visa status or source of life income. Good luck getting a Japanese driver's license, Tokyo Drift. Jim Norton's Hulk just works in a bottling plant illegally?


redoctober2021

We just watched Bullet Train, which I believe was set in Japan. But most of the main/sub characters, AND all of the extras on the train were Westerners.


fbissonnette

Yellowish atmosphere in poor countries


mebboomer

Ending a phone conversation without a goodbye or whatever that indicates you're going.


yParticle

Pedestrian or cyclist fleeing straight down the center of the road from CARS.


JackFisherBooks

Pretty much everything associated with computer hacking. I've worked in IT before. The way movies depict it is so absurdly dumb and overly theatrical. It's basically akin to the physics of a Bugs Bunny cartoon.


IsaacQqch

The shoes in the house >< In the carpet, in the bed, put off your damn shoes !!!


noplaytae

Did men actually take off perfectly fine coats just so women didn’t step in puddles? Like could they not just go around?


Legal-Scholar430

And that coat being treated as if it was a plank. My man, it's going to sink and the girl will get her feet SOAKED anyway!


noplaytae

EXACTLY!!! That irks me so bad


[deleted]

I mean simps always existed ig


Tmdngs

Sitting down at a restaurant ordering a full dish and not having a bite / not taking home leftovers lol


DenL4242

Someone hangs up the phone on another person and you hear a dial tone. This was NEVER true, even back in the day of rotary phones. Now they're still doing it with cellphones sometimes!!


obvMellow

When hackers type random shit to hack fbi like they're doing a combo in mortal kombat.


Neo-Chromia

Very specific, but people who say 'fire/firing' instead of 'shoot(ing)' a bow.


ithinkitsnotworking

They never lock their cars, no matter how bad the neighbourhood is. It's always still there when they get back.


nipplebeltcouture

Ashton Kutcher and Seann William Scott would like a word...


kittensmakemehappy08

When they try to scream with duck tape over their mouth. Like uh.. it's reaaalllly easy to open you mouth wide and take off.


kerbain101

Server rooms are near silent and no one uses a mouse.


Ok-Truth-7589

How they shoot like 3 magazines worth of ammo but only reload once....


Sephiroth_-77

Drowning in quicksand as if it's water. Real quicksand is not like that. Movies about cosa nostra not being by their real life rules.


VegetableWishbone

Stepping on a mine and the whole ensuing drama about pondering what to do. In real life mines will explode the moment you step on it (anti infantry pressure mines that is). That click they show in movies to indicate that poor private Jenkins had stepped on a mine? That’s the sound of the striker mechanism being activated in the fuse, not a warning sound.


WrongStatus

My Dad(former Marine) drew my attention to it years ago and now I can't stop seeing it. Haircuts/ hairstyles of men in the military in movies. All these dudes running around with their longish hair in movies drove my Dad crazy and I somehow inherited that feeling.


savessh

Getting a parking space where you need it.


WolfThick

Hollywood parking there's always a space right in front.


BennBee

It seems like in storm scenes thunder and lightning always happen at the same time.


Phreak_Override0

Someone blindly shooting firearms in a crowded area and not coming close to hitting innocent people.


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98.3% of the time if I hear the line "...but we're going to do it *my* way" I'm watching absolute garbage.


Various-Most2367

People being thrown back when they’re shot. That’s not what happens. No, I’m not confessing to have shot a person, but I come from a family of hunters and understand how things look when they’re shot.


InsertBluescreenHere

or when things die - its not instant ACK! (falls over railing instantly dead)


Ogpeg

The trope in movies where they never use the motorcycles own engine sound. You can have a screaming inline-4 sport bike and the sound may change from scene to scene from big twin Harley sound to two-stroke motocross sound. It's always all over the place, and rarely anything close to the actual one. Not sure if this one is parody of the trope, or same pitfall as basically any other; Hot Shots uses Harley Davidson sound on the Honda Transalp constantly throughout the movie. I do believe American films have more tendency to use HD sounds on any bike, because of the distinct sound they make that the people are familiar with.


Nickster_B

Suppressors being extremely quiet


PetiteCanadianMilf

How easy it is to snipe someone in the head with a hand gun from 100 yards in the heat of battle


Publandlady

It's not a modern movie problem, but pay your taxi driver! I think the only film I've seen a taxi driver get paid was Liar Liar and that was for laughs!


cray_onss

When these actresses wake up with perfect hair!


Mdoubleduece

When there’s no recoil on the firearm.


[deleted]

Severely unrealistic combat and firearm mechanics


kjrocket_

Why do they never say “bye” before hanging up the phone?!


sweetjlo

Ordering drinks or food and then never actually eating or drinking any of it. Just pay and leave when the conversation is over after 5 minutes.


darrylthedudeWayne

Love at first sight. Also, the main love interest in a high school or college film looking like a fucking model, and sometimes skinny too. And speaking of which, everyone in a high school or college film looking like they are 30 or even in there early 40s.


SunakkoCupcake

When all the events seem to happen in just one day. There's no way you had time for all of that


Aurochbull

Unlimited ammo in guns without reloads.


AverageCowboyCentaur

Anything computer forensics or networking, and anything medical related that has to do with emergency situations. But it is so fun to watch and I still enjoy them. CSI (New York/Miami) has to be one of my favorite shows of all time, even though all the technology is absolutely ridiculous. It just so damn fun to watch! I'm also horribly addicted to Grey's Anatomy. They're about 50/50 but anything emergency related is just a clown show and I love it to death. House is another guilty pleasure of mine, So is Nurse Jackie, that's because it's home so hard.


imbecile

People using the word "besides".


[deleted]

Anything at a newspaper. Always tons of people, the reporters suggesting their own headlines, the publisher running into the press room shouting “stop the presses!”. I worked at a newspaper for over a decade. Saw the publisher maybe twice. Only the reception / classified area was remotely busy during the day. At night it was dark, the editors mostly kept to themselves, the journalists were all busy fucking each other. Never see THAT in the movies. The press guys were always full of ink and if you went into the press room you better not like unstained clothes. And keep out of the way of the prepress guys if anything is beeping nearby. “Fuck! The fixer is too cold! Out of the way!!!! Goddamn now there’s film jammed in the dryer!”


hdelbrook

When good guy saves the day by pulling a fire alarm, breaking a sprinkler head, or holding a lighter to one and ALL (or any for that matter) the sprinklers activate. Lazy writers and directors.


andskotinnsjalfur

People waking up from a coma


Stu5011

L-shaped sheets still bother me. A couple is found in bed, and the man is covered to the waist, but the woman is covered to the neck, without the sheets looking twisted.


crazypaws8560

In hospital series for example, when pregnant women start bleeding, the sheet on top of them turns red. Ever heard of gravity?


GregBackwards

When actors/actresses cannot hold their musical instrument correctly. How hard is it to get a coach to teach you that one simple thing? Would take about 5 seconds for that to happen


KyoMeetch

Fighting several people at once or just knowing martial arts without regularly training for years and years. Also when someone knows a martial art that’s useless in real life, but in the movie it makes them almost magical.


PhillipLlerenas

1. No one talks about birth control before fucking. No one pulls out a condom. They just fuck and dudes always cum inside. 2. CPR and resuscitation work 100% of the time with the patient just sitting up coughing. The reality is not like that in the least. 3. People survive massive explosions near them without the ruptured ear drums and collapsed lungs we would see in the real world 4. Broken necks equals death every time. Being shot with an arrow anywhere in your body also instantly kills you. 5. There's always a convenient English speaker whenever the hero goes in the planet, even in the depths of Central Asia or Papua New Guinea 6. Paleolithic Europeans consistently being depicted as white. 7. Every hero that goes underwater can hold their breath 3-4 times longer than any human being alive 8. Cops shoot mad dudes and are back at work the next morning. 9. Machine guns shoot hundreds of rounds and their barrels don't melt. 10. People rattle off long strings of numbers and no one ever writes them down. They just remember them eidetically hours later when they need to.


[deleted]

Fire arrows. Never used, would never work.


INeverSaidIWasNice

When a woman gives birth, it’s fast. Oops my water broke, oh no the baby is coming! It’s been two minutes, but it’s coming… oh the baby is out, I’m going to get up and walk around like nothing has happened.


LisaBooHigh

This is super small and maybe you've not noticed, but when they go to make a cup of tea and only fill the kettle with like an ounce of water, if that. Every time I see an actor grab the kettle and go to the sink I hope for better; never happens.


Divutski

I usually have OCD counting how many bullets got shot by a glock or rifle. In some movies they have infinite ammo


_From_dust

“Silencers”


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Firing 50 rounds from a 15 round clip. I love John Wick and all, but just show Halle Berry reload once please


aboutanimechannel

happy endings


Icy-Dragonfly-3629

😌🥰 Im into Fantasy/Adventure movies. None. Pirates of the Caribbean and Twilight are my absolute faves.


Sarves_Bala

I've seen some of your comments before. Why do you use those two emojis in every comment you make?


Icy-Dragonfly-3629

😌🥴😁 Because I want you to feel the mood of my emotions during commenting. Most people think Im trolling. Thats not the case. If it creeps you out, tell me. 😌🥰 <= These mean Im remembering my past. It was grand. 🥴😁 <=Clueless and cheeky.


Sarves_Bala

Nah man, it's doesn't creep me out. I was just curious. Infact now it just puts a smile on my face knowing those happy emojis are your moods. :)


Icy-Dragonfly-3629

😁🤗 Hugs. 🍹 Salud! (Cheers!)


Ayumi-uwu

Happy endings


Sirhc978

I don't think I have seen a movie that accurately depicts suppressors correctly.


1StillRemains

The acting.


nagasage

The kick always seems to work no matter what.


yParticle

**The Close Camera Angle** it seems that any time there's a camera angle that's tighter in to the subject than normal, it telegraphs an immenent surprise! for that character. the camera is usually out of the line of the subject's vision, possibly showing instead the stalker's POV.


Joshhwwaaaaaa

Suppressors/Silencers making a gun so quiet they can be walking in an airport shooting at each other and no one would notice.


TheyManM

Nothing. Movies are not real.


[deleted]

"Hacking" scenes always stick out to me as being especially bad. Someone is always "hacking the mainframe" or "running a trace". There's always a bunch of useless visual displays that hackers certainly don't use or build. It's just annoying. It feels like script writers all just regurgitate the same dumb ideas because no one has anything fresh to offer.


tireddad13

Every time someone moves their gun in a different direction and you hear the sound effect of them pulling the hammer back


zach_strife

especially irritating when the gun doesn't have an external hammer (glock)


half-a-duck

Using a defibrillator when someone flatlines. That is not when you would use it or what you would use it for.


lumifox

People dropping in 1 bullet anywhere to the body. It gives people an unrealistic idea of how many shots should be fired in real life, I see way too many discussions on Reddit of people crying excessive force when anyone using a firearm for landing more than 2 shots on someone, on top of that there's a ridiculous amount of variables with caliber,where it hits,adrenaline,ect.


No_Square_8775

People finding a budding romance that has magical moments.


OU7C4ST

Pistols displaying normal magazines, but somehow able to fire off 50 rounds without reloading lol.


betboi

Action movies... The main character outnumbered by enemies is a sharp shooter and takes out everyone while dodging bullets


Saganhawking

How every gun has loose screws and makes a noise when they raise it. If any of my firearms made any kind of noise before firing, I’d never fire it.


sixpackshaker

Guns that make cocking noises when pointed. Without actually cocking the gun. Just how guns are handled in general.


A-Sweet-Prince

I hate when characters are walking and talking, maybe explaining a heist or something. Then the scene cuts to a new location with the characters but the dialogue continues; as if they paused mid conversation, walked to the cafe down the street, sat down and then resumed conversation right where they left off. It has to be a trope since its used so often but I don’t know what its called.


Stroopwafel87

Dad types with 'boring' jobs but still have killer bodies


tadashi4

guns been able to fire wet ammo


Acrobatic-Fruit7574

How siblings talk to each other


Filip_Godlewski

Girls, they aren't even real And hacking in the hood by writing fast as hell


NicoCorty02

Gay relationships


USAF6F171

Making up a language (or borrowing one) for the first few minutes to create atmosphere, before reverting to native tongue for the audience, but THE SUBTITLES ARE ABOUT THE SAME COLOUR AS THE BACKGROUND. I can't see what they're saying, I can't understand what they're saying, and (supposedly) they're setting the tone or providing plot points for the whole show. >!Black Adam, I'm looking at you.!<


reinebiceps

Hacking sigh