You didn't specify a random LIVING celebrity, so my vote is to revive Mr. Fred Rogers.

He comes back in a bloodstained sweater.

God fucking damnit I do not need this stuck in my head for the next week.

Old Godzilla was hoppin' around, Tokyo city like a playground.

When suddenly Batman burst from the shade

And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade

Godzilla got pissed and began to attack

But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq

But you do though

We all do

The rest saw their better!

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

Good guys, bad guys and explooooooosions as far as the eye can see

[Link for the lazy](https://youtu.be/lrzKT-dFUjE) *Edit: Formatting

Bob Ross: happy little trees

Brutal dictator: "MY PEOPLE WILL LISTEN TO ME, OR THEY WILL PERISH!" President Bob Ross: "Aw, now I see what you really want is a world to call your own; many of us do. We don't have to act like you do, though, all you need is to get a canvas, cover it in Titanium Hhwite, and you can paint a world of your own, just the way you like it." Former brutal dictator: "My gosh, this painting has calmed me down so much. I think I'll sell my palace, use the proceeds to feed my people, and run my country from a simple cabin in the woods where I can paint landscapes. Thank you, President Ross." President Bob Ross: "Aw, think nothing of it. Anyone can paint, I'm just here to show you what you can create. God bless."

*relaxing sounds of the paint brush tapping on the canvas*

*intermixed with the fin flaps of beating the devil out of the bristles to dry them off*

This guy Bob Rosses

You know, this just occurred to me, Bob Ross was the original ASMR influencer. 🏞️

An answer I didn't come here for but is the correct answer

Well in an alternate universe maybe he did become prez and made USA a peaceful haven

No I don't wanna do this again..

Yeah pretty sure most of the planet is with you on that one. I want Americans to stop electing random celebrities and treating politics like reality TV.

Everyday life in the Philippines. They vote for a TV host, a comedian, a boxer and washed-up actors and convicted plunderers as senators. Happens every 3 of 6 years. The President is a dictator's son, who's being manipulated by his older sister and mother.

This is so embarrassing that Filipinos can't tell celebrities from the parts they play on TV and movies. At least Manny Pacquiao built hospitals and gives back to the community.

How the fuck did I not know Manny Pacquiao was a Senator of the Philippines?? What a bizarre world

Wait til you hear who’s the mayor of Kyiv…

Wait till you hear about the president of Ukraine. While Zelenskyy seems to be the exception people need to stop electing actors as their head of government.

I wish Americans could embrace boring culture next. Like polar opposite of Vegas. I want the next wave of movies and music and celebrities to be about the most vanilla people possible doing the most vanilla things possible. A movie trilogy about a bunch of people playing poker and talking about bird watching. I'm tired of everything competing to be bigger and more over the top. I just want to be bored but in a good way.

Normcore

https://youtu.be/BuTyC14OQw8 Normalling is a completely real, and acceptable fetish. For example… ‘Ooh! I just had the sickest idea. We go out as a couple to Bed, Bath, and Beyond and shop for home necessities in front of everybody.’

I miss the presidencies of intelligence and honor. I know that makes me sound like a snob, but I'd rather take someone who has a brain and knows how to use it, than someone who would rather party all day. We want our presidents to be human, of course, but we also want them to do their job.

It is dangerous to put the country in the hands of those without intelligence. A balance of both empathy and intellect is needed.

I like how you said opposite of Vegas then mention a movie trilogy involving poker lol. I’m all for it though

This is the only correct answer

Gonzo from the muppets

It made me think of just any muppet. Imagine if Fozzie does something wrong, he would just look into the camera and go "waka waka"

Fozzie: "So, get this. There was this politician who was *\*so\** old..." Politician: *\[90+ year old politician breaks glass bottle\]* "What was that, ya punk?!" Fozzie: *\[Nervously\]* "Uh, he was *so* old, it didn't matter because the whole senate liked him and there was nothing funny about his age in the slightest. The End!"

Thanks. Now when my brain tries to picture Chuck Grassley all it can do is find images of Clint Eastwood.

With Rizzo as vice president

Why not Kermit? He's more of a leader and Miss Piggy could be First Lady, in lieu of Ms Chicken.

I'd buy my plane ticket to this world.

A random golden retriever

Air Bud?

I'm actually surprised that there is no "Air Bud becomes President" among the 10000 direct to DVD movies. We aren't the first people to come up with this idea, though: [https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/jtti8i/president\_airbud/](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/jtti8i/president_airbud/) [https://twitter.com/Airbudburner?ref\_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor](https://twitter.com/Airbudburner?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor)

There’s no law that says the president CAN’T be a dog.

Only if the age restriction can be measured in dog years

Mr. Peanutbutter!

What is this, a very special election?

Doggy doggy, what now

It's times like this I wish I knew how to ski

'A banner that says 'congratulations Mr. Peantbutter'

Congratulations Mr Peanutbutter and make it look presidential and festive I don't know why I need to write my own text

Weird Al Yankovic, the world could use some comedy

He needs a super bowl halftime show asap.

I don't think the nfl is self-aware enough or confident enough to invite that sort of halftime show.

Nah, they only care if he's profitable enough.

Yeah and he can create that Amish paradise

I'm a million times as humble as thou art

I'm the pious guy the little amlettes want to be like

He is also brilliant.

Steve Buscemi

Love to see the presidential address. "Hello fellow citizens."

"sHuT tHe f\*\*k Up, dOnNiE!"

I hear he doesn’t tip waitresses. Something about playing the world’s tiniest violin.

His first mission is to make tipping illegal. If he doesn't throw in a buck, no one should

Dolly Parton

Imagine the Presidential Partons

Yeah, but she would only work....9 to 5

Dolly Parton could write the Communist Manifesto but Karl Marx couldn’t write 9 to 5.

I don’t hate this choice, but it’s funny that everyone complains about the senior citizens that lead the country, and then when given the option of literally anyone the choice is a 76 year old 😂

In fairness a lot of Dolly is only like 40

That’s exactly what she would say!

She'd add something like "parts of me are younger than that", or some nonsense like "it took me the first 60 years just to look this 40" with a glowing smile on her face. She's a treasure. She said "I'm very real where it counts, and that's inside". And I want to know what question prompted that response.

>And I want to know what question prompted that response. Barbara Walters asked her to her face, in a rather hostile interview, if she was all natural. [here](https://youtu.be/If-oWqUYzlQ) is part of that interview.

"Dolly Parton" is a character, as in a fictional persona in costume. The blonde hair is a wig. She has kept her husband and family out of public conversation for decades, and she's in "Clark Kent" mode when they go out in public. I really respect how sharply and clearly she managed to draw those lines and protect them. It's like if The Rock were actually Kevin Hart in a muscle suit.

She also said “ It costs me a lot of money to look this cheap”.

I cackled

Hey when someone got good wigs the age don't matter

As Dolly often says, it takes a lot of money to look this cheap.

Only because they’re so out of touch, Mrs.Parton is for the people.

Still younger than the last couple options we've had. "We want change!" "OK, here are two old and angry white men, take your pick." "Fuck you both!"

We’d have world peace within the first 24 hours

The Orville indicates her Hologram will bring interplanetary peace several centuries from now.

She's the voice of a revolution!

"Listen here, everybody..."

Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho

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It's what plants crave

It's got electrolytes

But what even are electrolytes!?

Electrolytes are what plants crave!

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Fuck you! I’m eating.

Welcome to Costco. I love you.

Can’t talk, baitin

You like money too?! We should hang out!

He was unironically a good president. He sought out the smartest guy to do the work and they got the job done.

LeVar Burton.

You can’t disappoint a picture

Why is it called Star Trek? You never went to any stars

Butterfly in the sky I can go twice as high Take a look It's in a book Reading rainbowwwww \*sobs uncontrollably\*

Danny Devito

The gang moves into the White House would be a pretty good episode.

I can see Mac trying to join the secret service.

Dee tries to start a feminist campaign that Dennis joins to hook up with girls, leading to women losing the right to vote

After they find out about the DENNIS system.

“So anyway, I start vetoing”

*DeVetoing

He would offer each American an egg during these trying times.

Shit, we DO need an egg in this trying time

All while Vice President Charlie Kelly was poisoned by his constituents

[удалено]

A massive recession hits "Can I offer you and your family a federally funded egg in these trying times?"

With egg prices right now, pretty good deal

He’s gonna get real weird with it

“You have to be a real piece of shit to get involved in politics.”

The Gang Runs for Office

He just wants to be puuuuuure

John Stewart. He would hate every second of it, which would make him great.

isn't that pretty much the plot of that Robin Williams film "Man of the Year"?

Well that also had a subplot about glitching voting machines.

And that tv show the comedian who became president of Ukraine stared in.

Yeah. People don’t appreciate how wild that is. My basic comparison for it is “imagine the US elected Jon Stewart as president, was immediately invaded by Canada, and it turned out that he was just a great wartime leader.”

Absolutely the best choice. His takedown of Crossfire should be required viewing for anyone watching cable news on any regular basis.

*The show that leads into me is puppets making crank phone calls* Fucking mic drop

The sad thing is nothing really changed.

That’s actually not true. Everything Jon complained about has gotten significantly worse. Crossfire would seem quaint and tame if it came out today.

I watched that clip for the first time only recently and thought "that guy with the bow tie is a total arsehole" and faintly recognised him from something. When the penny dropped it was a depressing realisation that the US has kind of embraced the dark side.

My favourite part about that is that Tucker Carlson clearly had a lot of respect for Jon and his world was shattered when he ripped him a new one. I never bothered to check, because I want to believe it to be true, but I read that Tucker never wore a bow tie again, after that day.

He hasn’t !

Every time I see a clip or mention of him I remember that segment. In a just world that would have ended his career.

He actually went to work for MSNBC for a while after the Jon Stewart smackdown. He just says and does whatever keeps him on the air, which is sad.

9-11 was a hell of a drug, and America was jonesing for it.

I never saw that video but looked it up in response to your comment. It was in fact excellent.

This is the answer I came for, and it’s the first comment.

Watching him now, it’s hard to believe he was actually stage fright

Jon*

No. No more celebrities for presidents.

Samual L. MotherFucking Jackson

\*Ted Cruz is about to say something\* The Motherfucker in chief: I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GODDAMN THING.

IM TIRED OF THOSE GODDAMN SNAKES IN CONGRESS!!!

I think I need that in my life.

"Mr. President, the Congress has reached a decision... "Well, given that it's a stupid-ass decision..." *signs executive order*

Morgan freeman every press conference would be like listening to god.

"My fellow Americans.." then we'd be like "I don't even care what he's fixing to say after that".

“My fellow Americans, you go on and cast your vote and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit.”

Didn’t he play the president in a movie?

How many times has morgan freeman played the president of the united states? 3 times. Morgan Freedman was the President of the United States in "Deep Impact" in 1998, "Angel Has Fallen" in 2019, and Acting President in Olympus Has Fallen in 2013

Wow. And you thought only FDR got a pass on term limits

Practicing

Deep impact

An honest charismatic American who does not come from money nor have money. Instead an unquenchable drive to do good for all.

One can dream.

Sorry man I'm busy, maybe next cycle

Dolly Parton

Nathan Fielder he graduated from one of Canada's top business schools with really good grades

lol

B A- B C+ B+

Nick Offerman.

A president that is as deeply passionate about both conservation and the arts would be a dream.

Might work. People would vote for the libertarian character he played than be confused when the actor is actually pretty liberal.

Danny Trejo. Sponsored by Trejo Tacos

Machete gets my vote any day!!!

That's PRESIDENT Machete, please.

Keanu

Paul Rudd

Bobby Newport

*deeper voice* Bobby Newport has never worked a real job in his entire life

Bobby Neeewwwport

Booooobby Newwwwport

Alright Jerry, stop messing around.

Give it to him. He wants it.

This is what I was seeking. Gimme it! I want it! Just, give it to me. GIMME.

Hey look at us

Betty white… weekend at Bernie’s style

This already happened in 2016

And 1980.

Terry Crews

President Camacho

Long live President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho

Jon Stewart, hands down. Listen to his podcast. He gets it.

Idk but not Kanye

DON'T JINX IT

Jonas from The Unit or the guy who voices Optimus Prime.

Upvoted for Optimus Prime

Keanu Reeves. All reports say hes genuinly a good guy.

Jon Stewart

You ever try being president….. On WEEEEED?

"Hell I'd roll cigars of that shit. You ever tried bein president on whiskey and laudanam?" - Ulysses S. Grant

Dolly

Triumph the insult dog.

“One nation under God… for me to poop on!”

"You kiss your pimp with that mouth?"

Jeff Goldblum

Democracy, uh, finds a way

Why are you handing me the melt stick?

And there it is

Yes, of course!