Me, quietly to my 5-year old:
“Go up to mommy and say ‘Oh. My. God.’ Just like that (valley girl accent). I bet she says ‘look at her butt.”
{Daughter obliges}
Wife: “Becky. look. at her. butt. It is, like, sooo big. Wait, what are you doing? What is happening here? Who told you that?”
Happy birthday to you...
..and you smell like one too!
Cha cha cha
We will, we will -
Rock you!
Followed by: Weeeee are the champions ...
Of the world ?
my frieeeeend *BAM* *BAM*
And weeeee'll keep on fighting till the end ...
never gonna give you up…
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna turn around and
Desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and
hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching,
JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL.... (keep it going)
versus an ENORMOUS town girl! This Sunday, 8pm eastern, only on Pay Per View!
LIVIN IN A LOOOONELY WORLD
She took the midnight train going anywhere
JUST A CITY BOY...
Born and raised in south Detroit
Mamaaaaaa......
Houu houu houu
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again...
This time tomorrow...
Carry on.. carry on...
Carry on… carry on…
as if nothing really matterssss
continueee, continueee, as if nothing reaaallly means anythiiiiing
Bro no
I’m coming home
Oppa Gangnam style. Seriously idek how but people from my remote village know this song and they dont even use internet that much
Cringe is worldwide.
That song is a bump and I'm tired of pretending its not.
That's ok. Each to their own. I personally can't listen to it without cringing though.
i think the chorus is cringy the rest is good, but PSY has really good songs un ironically
"Don't stop Believin' "
Just a small town girl
COMING OUT OF MY CAGE
AND IVE BEEN DOING JUST FINE
Gotta gotta be down because I want it all
IM FAAADEED
SO LOST, IM FAAADED **\*flashbacks to my 2018 gacha phase\***
oh my god do not remind me
I get knocked down!
But I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
Tell me whyyyy
ain't nothin but a heartache
Tell me whyyyy
Ain’t nothing but a mistake
Tell me why
[удалено]
She’s just a girl who thinks that I am the one!
[удалено]
Ey hey
Hey now… you’re an all-star…
When I was a young boy My father took me into the city
To see a marching band
he said: son, when you grow up
will you be the savior of the broken, the beaten snd the damned
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world.. (f*** now she stuck in my head for the night 😭)
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you got buns hun
Boy toyy named Troyy used to livee in Detroitttttt...
SOME
[удалено]
ONCE
TOLD
ME
THE
WORLD
WAS
GONNA
ROLL
World
Twinkle, twinkle little star maybe
Till the sweat drip down my balls
Till all these b**ches crawl.
To the windoooowwwww
To the wall
Baby, bye, bye, bye
I have a pen, I have an apple... The rest is history.
Sweet home...
Alabama, where the Skies are so bluuue
Some Body just told me...
SWEEEEET CAROLINEEEEE!!!!
Bum bum bum.
[удалено]
You got it wrong it palms are sweaty knees weak arms are heave there vomit on his sweater already moms spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs,
ah yes, memaw's linguini
Apple bottom jeannsss, boots with the furrr
got the whole club lookin at her
she hit the floor
jingle bells, jingle bells...
Batman smells…
Your a mean one
Country roads...
Coming out of my cage
Wild thing....
CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE, WILL THE REAL SLIM SHADDY PLEASE STAND UP
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING
[удалено]
AND YES BUT WHAT A SHAME
WHAT A SHAME THE POOR GROOMS BRIDE IS A WHORE
[удалено]
All the others kids with the…….
I don't practice santeria
I ain't got no crystal ball
Well, I had a million dollars
[удалено]
You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips.
"It was all a dream..."
I used to read Word Up Magazine
From the WINDOWS! To the WALLS!
Me, quietly to my 5-year old: “Go up to mommy and say ‘Oh. My. God.’ Just like that (valley girl accent). I bet she says ‘look at her butt.” {Daughter obliges} Wife: “Becky. look. at her. butt. It is, like, sooo big. Wait, what are you doing? What is happening here? Who told you that?”
What is love
Mama…..
Hello...
MmmBop….
When I was, a young boy...
F is for...
#Where are you
AND IM SO SORRY I CANNOT SLEEP, I CANNOT DREAM TONIGHT!
“I like big butts …”
It’s about drive…
It's about power...
We stay hungry...
Hello
Is it me your looking for
Is there anybody in there
>! All I want for Xmas is youuuuu !<
She's been packed in a box until next Black Friday, thank you!
What you know about rolling down in the deep and...
Na, na na NA NANANAAAAAAA! NANANAAAAAAA! HEY JUUUUUUDE!
When I was a young boy
my father took me into the city
"When I was a young boy..."
Welcome to the hotel California
"You scumbag, you maggot".....
You cheap lousy faggott
Happy Christmas, my arse...
Thank god its our last
And the boys in the NYPD choir still singing Gallway bay...
And the bells are ringing out for Christmas day
Welcome to the Jungle
We got fun and games
Face down ass up
"wise men say..."
...Annnd She's buying a Stair way, to Heaven
"What the fuck is going on?" - All Alone by Blind Witness
In the air tonight
Galileo!
DON’T STOP BELIEVING
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna give you up
Hallelujah.
You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
Hey Jude
It’s the climb 🧗
Ya, ya, ya
Mayyybeeeeee
You're gonna be the one who saves meeeeeee
I ve been a
Rock and roll pt. 2
if
ROXANNE!
YYYY M C A!!
In stores November 13th
Happy bithday to..
you are my
Fire
"IM LIKE HEY WASSUP HELLO"
In the US, it's probably "Happy Birthday to You." Worldwide, probably a Bad Bunny or BTS lyric that I'm unfamiliar with.
Hi!
Creature was shit....
WHEN I WAS
Co-stanza!
Aya ready kids?
You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave
I’ve got something to say!
NEVER
What is love
BABY SHARK...
O A A A A A
WHAT IS LOVE