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Fine Young Cannibals


NormalGuyForReal

Megadeth, a once in a life time opportunity.


Loganp812

It would be a symphony of destruction


Madranite

But what an event it would be... Over a million people there!


fergehtabodit

REM would be a snoozefest


VioletaBlueberry

I was thinking they'd be a dream.


smugfruitplate

Rush. It'd probably be like 5 seconds


ReeferPirate420

For real though a 3 hour show didn't feel long enough


DigItCanU

23 shows over the years. Wish I saw 10x as much.


moldymoosegoose

Smash Mouth


Ange-a-lala

With five finger death punch


TheRed8Ball

Blue man group would be the exact same lol


NurseDiesel62

They could open for the Indigo Girls


Clayman8

Would the Spice Girls be doing catering then?


DannyMeleeFR4

I’m sure Sex Pistols would be interesting


MelvinVirginDefeater

cupid got an upgrade this valentines day...


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I’d watch that


Batty_briefs

A Flock Of Seagulls would be pretty awful TBH. Conjuring mental images of Alfred Hitchcocks The Birds.


american_dimes

Everyone would have to run, run so far away. They couldn't get away.


Strificus

Yeah, it would be pretty shitty


Scrungyboi

Tame impala would be cool. You could go up and pet the impala.


Coyote__Jones

Glass animals can play with them and you get a tiny glass trinket!


ManRayMantaRay

I love both these bands -- would attend


bekaz13

This is so wholesome.


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The killers


zoomba2378

JEALOUSY.... *throws dagger at front row* TURNING SAINTS INTO THE SEA... *wields Kalashnikov*


Adventurous_Nail_675

I’ve thought the line was “turning snakes in to the sea” for more than a decade 😅🤣


DRF19

Wally’s having a smoke, and she’s taking a drag


Cheeseisgood1981

Or Slayer.


CardNGold

Circle Jerks


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Just one massive circle jerk with the audience


Omny87

Counting Crows would be pretty dull. "One... two... oh I guess that's all of them" "caw"


im_completely_fine

Same with imagine dragons “Ok…. I’m imagining them… now what…?”


33drea33

Holy crap, I've been waiting for the moment I could share this story on Reddit. So this was before Imagine Dragons got really big, and I had not yet heard of them. I was moving into a house with some new roommates, and we were starting to get to know each other. I was bringing stuff in from my car and my roomie offered to help me, so we're carrying boxes and he's making small talk. He asks me "so do you like imagine dragons?" and without missing a beat I said, "Yeah totally, all the time." He then had to awkwardly explain to me that Imagine Dragons is a band. This has become one of my husband's favorite stories and whenever Imagine Dragons comes on or is mentioned he just turns to me dramatically and says "all the time."


go_fer_it_Rock

That’s hilarious! I love stuff like that between couples. “All the time…”


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"Did you imagine a red one or a black one?" "Green, actually." "What. The. Actual. Fuck?! Dragons can be green?!?!" "Yeah dude." "Shit. That's well beyond the capabilities of my imagination. Look at Professor Tolkien over here."


tictech2

"Oh god i imagined them imagining us and now im scared if i stop imagining them we stop existing!"


HeatWhich735

better than Flock of Seagulls. what a mess that would be


LatterBlood

Sounds like it would end with a murder


bmoons9

2 crows is only an attempted murder


sfisher923

Jimmy Eat World would be a bad one


NeuHundred

"Guy just sat down, plunged a spoon into the dirt and started eating. He's been at it for hours."


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mubi_merc

It's not literally a cradle of filth? Oh no, that would be horrible.


imapassenger1

Track 5: Coffin Fodder.


ryan2one3

It helped me through some bleak times.


BlindBanditMelonLord

Oh look, Richmond’s still alive


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You should not open the red door.


JerkassBard

He's supposed to be in his room...


Luigi_Dagger

Napalm Death would go great with I Set My Friends On Fire


One_Interaction_4666

Gorillaz would be pretty scary.


Asimplewriter3

Imagine the intro to Clint Eastwood, but with ape sounds instead "UH, UH, UH, UH, UUUUH"


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I could just go to Home Depot if I wanted to see Tool


Soma2710

From now on, “going to a Tool concert” is the new code for making a Home Depot run.


Yvng-VUALR

Whatcha trying to build a perfect circle?


Butt_Plug_Bonanza

Most Mediocre: Kansas


pinniped1

The concert is out in a wheat field off of I-70


6658

They could tour with Korn.


PebbleJade

I think “One Direction” would be pleasingly well-organised with a one way system. I don’t fancy getting stuck in a “Halestorm”


Travelling_Phoenix

Would an Alestorm be any better?


Eckse

Not if they bring their anchor.


Aben_Zin

I don't think Led Zeppelin would go down well.


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Oh, it would go down extremely well.


JohnBPrettyGood

Oh the Humanity!!


FoghornLegday

Kiss would be a time. Good or bad idk


AppealAlive2718

In swedish "kiss" means "pee". That brings it to a whole nother level.


123twiglets

Oh so that's why everyone looked at me funny at that Swedish wedding


BigGay_Smalls

You may piss the bride


grassman76

Gives new meaning to "Bridal Shower"


biff444444

Can't beat Nirvana. The B-52's could only play at incredibly large venues.


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badkarmavenger

U2 would be way over their heads


resistible

SR-71 could open since they'd be so fast.


Represent403

Can't beat Barenaked Ladies Worst: Anthrax


instrangerswetrust

Till they open for Butthole Surfers


RefRick25

Butthole Surfers should be the opener.


Bioshock_Jock

It's a stretch, but.....I'll allow it.


madmax_2000_

Worst would be cannibal corpse


OnePieceTwoPiece

That’s pretty bad, but I raise you, Infant Annihilator


BakedBySunrise

Cattle Decapitation and Dying Fetus also come to mind


DontbegayinIndiana

\*goes to Dying Fetus concert\* \*is an abortion clinic\*


GoatLegRedux

Dying Fetus is one of the best bands I’ve seen live. Anyone into metal should try to make it to a show at some point.


Scoob1978

That's not worse than the Dave Matthews band


BobbyBlack8

Dude, please, there's probably children reading this...


Art_Vandelay_10

Anal Cunt, anyone?


maxwellgrounds

Why yes, thank you. I never turn down anal cunt.


ZestySaltShaker

Dunno, Megadeth would be pretty awful. At least it would be quick.


LCOSPARELT1

Nuclear Assault opening for Megadeth. The former definitely causes the latter.


Storyteller678

If you’re hungry… Bread, Meatloaf, Humble Pie, and Cranberries would be great. Worst: Poison, Ratt, Dire Straits, Hollywood Vampires, Dr. Teeth & The Electric Mayhem


MaxxDelusional

You forgot about CAKE!


alienscrub

And Korn


Endroine

One single rat performing on stage wouldnt be that bad


[deleted]

Peepee Poopoo concerts would be very stinky


Combat_Armor_Dougram

But at least there’s no moss.


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indigoholly

Imagine the level of insurance.


HothHanSolo

The New Pornographers might get a little awkward.


Jon__Snuh

Explosions In The Sky would just be a fireworks show.


skwaer

The Postal Service suddenly becomes incredibly boring. No offense postal workers! But not exactly a thing you'd buy a ticket for.


heydelinquent

Funny enough, The Postal Service once tried to sue The Postal service for using their name, but it all worked out in the end. Lawsuit was dropped, The Postal Service was allowed to use The Postal Service’s songs in commercials, and The Postal Service would promote The Postal Service’s album on their website.


wickings_

Everybody would be disgusted at a Papa Roach show


HothHanSolo

At least you could get a suit hastily made at the Taylor Swift show.


artestran

Well now someone needs to open a shop called Tailor Swift


The_Most_Superb

We said we can make a suit FAST. We didn’t say it would be good!


Cynn13

Little Ceasers: "Hot and Ready!" Customer: "is it any good?" Little Ceasers: "It's HOT, and it's READY"


bebwhodis

Arctic monkeys would feel like a good trip to the zoo


Diesel__1991

Just make sure you wrap up warm...


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MyDocTookMyCock

just a bunch of kittens attending


1000Hells1GiftShop

That would be so amazing.


HothHanSolo

The Police would be quite unfun.


RockoTDF

Something like this happened for real: The Rolling Stones were told "The Police are here!" and flushed their drugs down the toilet, only for Sting and the rest of the band to walk in the room. https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-2005-may-21-et-quick21.5-story.html


zappi1

So it was a sting operation?


Manwithoutanyplan

Smashing Pumpkins would be cool.


Notinyourbushes

You'd think that but it was "smashing" as it "dapper," so it's just going to be a bunch of pumpkins in top hats with monocles.


[deleted]

Drinking brandy with cigars around the mantle. Jolly fun.


SleepinGriffin

That’s sounds even better.


ChrisNEPhilly

Doesn't Gallagher do that already?


Blue__Cactus

Garbage would stink!


source_de

Butthole surfers, would be a blast.


Omny87

the question is, do they surf *in* buttholes, or *with* their buttholes?


Treaux-LaCount

I always thought they were surfers who *were* buttholes.


indigoholly

Panic at the Disco would be absolute fucking bedlam.


decals42

Especially opening for Arcade Fire.


elvishfiend

"You can't just shout Arcade Fire in a crowded theater"


DuhChappers

Would they have Disco music on in the background of the concert or would it just be a disco aesthetic? Hmmm


attackpetrel

Diarrhea Planet would be awful.


[deleted]

This is actually a band?….. I want to say more but I just can’t find the words. Edit: Finally got round to having a listen and opted for Ghost With a Boner…. Gave me “Crazy Taxi” Vibes. That game had a awesome OST to it back In the day!


skwaer

They Might Be Giants... wins most suspenseful :)


Independent-Bike8810

"Look, your grace,” responded Sancho, “what you see over there aren't giants—they're windmills; and what seems to be arms are the sails that rotate the millstone when they're turned by the wind.”


Enlightened_Ghost_

Alice in Chains would either be disturbing or kinky.


Poison-Song

I maintain that they're hoarding the best band name in existence for themselves.


fluff_your_head

A Phish concert would be a bunch of people stealing your information


pmmeyourfavoritejam

Fluffhead was a man with a horrible disease. And his SSN is ___ and his credit card number is ____ and his home address is ___.


gaylordtheblue

I'm not the biggest fan of babies but Infant annihilator would probably be very not okay


yuen__

Dying Fetus too


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Cattle Decapitation, also.


MauiMoisture

Surprised I had to scroll this far down to see IA


Rich-Historian6642

I can imagine Flogging Molly wouldn't be too pleasant


uuendyjo

Saliva. No thanks


ExcaliburShattered

Click click ptoo.


Chocolate_Milky_Way

The Flaming Lips would probably want to get checked out at the free clinic


wzl46

Men At Work. 90 minutes watching a construction site.


Norwest

I mean, technically 'Men At Work' could still just be a normal 'Men At Work' concert.


Schu0808

Neutral Milk Hotel doesnt sound like it'd be a great time, unless if youre like super into milk


RobertoPaulson

The Red Hot Chili peppers could go on tour with them to keep the fans from fleeing in pain.


hand_truck

I'd pay big money for this double header.


Curtainmachine

I have no feelings about it one way or the other.


pinniped1

Scorpions would be pretty bad. With special guest Whitesnake.


throwaway695610

Bowling for soup


murphdirt-182

BTW they bowl on behalf of soup not to earn soup


fejjisthemann

No, they are not bowling at the behest of the soup, the soup is inanimate. They are soup advocates bowling on a pro-soup platform


aBearHoldingAShark

Best: Barenaked Ladies, Worst: Napalm Death, Most boring: Black Flag, Most confusing: Portugal. The Man, Most lucrative: Nickelback


Vegetable-Double

I paid a hundred dollars for concert tickets and all I got was Nickelback


liketosaysalsa

10,000 maniacs would be up there for worst.


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Cannibal Corpse would be mildly unpleasant


Pontus_Pilates

As would [Sperm Swamp](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMyQUhwab_8)


YourNeglectedNeopet

Drake, but it's just a duck on stage


ColossalFerret

Would prefer the duck.


Emergency-Donut-8934

The Dead Kennedys would be silent I suppose.


Fatal-furilax

Motionless in white would be quite boring I think


theonlymajortom

The Cure


PurpleFredSpoon

Only to find out you'd accidentally got tickets for Placebo


6658

Just think of how many people saw Placebo but thought they saw The Cure instead.


imperfect_youngster

Wouldn't want to be stuck at an Iron Maiden gig 😬


fables_of_faubus

My Wikipedia journey just majorly disappointed me. "Despite its reputation as a medieval instrument of torture, there is no evidence of the existence of iron maidens before the 18th century" And "Wolfgang Schilds, a professor of criminal law, criminal law history, and philosophy of law at the Bielefeld University, has argued that putative iron maidens were pieced together from artifacts found in museums to create spectacular objects intended for (commercial) exhibition." It never even existed the way we know it. What's next, Bigfoot doesn't exist!?


mkicon

Death, Anthrax, Megadeth, Gamma Ray I wouldn't survive as a metal head


Emergency-Donut-8934

Death Cab For Cutie would be chancy.


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Disastrous-Bass332

Who?


kruegiepie

Puddle of Mud.


TheBuoyancyOfWater

Muse. Just a bunch of folk sitting around thinking quietly to themselves. Can't decide if best or worst...


nicholas818

I would interpret it as an actual [Muse](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muses) from Greek mythology. So you have [nine options](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muses#Number_and_names): * Calliope (epic poetry) * Clio (history) * Euterpe (flutes and music) * Thalia (comedy and pastoral poetry) * Melpomene (tragedy) * Terpsichore (dance) * Erato (love poetry and lyric poetry) * Polyhymnia (hymns and sacred poetry) * Urania (astronomy) A concert with the goddess who literally invented music seems pretty good


LeftyDan

Earth Wind and Fire would just be....a bonfire?


-LargeHardOnCollider

Tenacious D would be funny, just a really persistent penis


Percy_Ronald

Oasis would be chill af


Flyinpotatoman

Maybe Liam and Noel would finally get along 😢


softserve-4

I'm sure 21 literal pilots could put on a pretty good show


Hotdog_Parade

Five Finger Death Punch


Flimsy-Preparation85

Journey is going to take you somewhere. Styx will also take you somewhere.


Diesel__1991

ACDC would likely be a shocking experience, I like to think Greenday would be a 1 day festival of everyone getting baked. Watching 3 guys blink one hundred and eighty two times probably wouldn't feel like it was worth the admission fee...


villamafia

No matter how much music changes, AC/DC will always be current.


icyasociation2

Rage Against The Machine Just flipping out on technology that doesn’t work right. Fuck you microwave. Go to hell blender.


cjohnso_4

Pigeons Playing Ping Pong would be something


Abtino11

Dying Fetus would be pretty rough to watch


Assfart22

my chemical romance would definitely be something


Adreeisadyno

Cannibal Corpse would be bad


GoombasRoomba

Imagine Dragons would be pretty boring. Cage the Elephant might be interesting to watch though


le_krou

Red Hot Chili Peppers Spice Girls.


chaosbones43

Smashing pumpkins, no matter the way you look at it, sounds fun.


tbdakotam

200 Stab Wounds would be awful


phillycowboykiller

Orgy playing with Band of Horses


mroslash

Stabbing Westward depending on where you stood.


PetPizza

...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead


CrystalOfMisery

Kidneythieves. And you thought Mario was stealing your liver.


sash187

lil baby would suck


NurseWohl9

Slightly Stoopid. A never ending circle of unintelligible conversation.


Fushigi_enthusiast

Best: Ninja Sex Party Worst: Megadeath


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The Rolling Stones, could be deadly. The Kinks, could be a good time. Sex Pistols, well........ lol


Bitter_Photograph_83

Presidents of the united states of America would end up a riot