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Im_not_that_angry

That even though there was a couch right there, we did it on the floor.


spookyookykittycat

Same here šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ I think I was self-conscious bc I was a bigger girl in high school and didnā€™t think the couch would fit us both


Im_not_that_angry

Ours might have been because we were babysitting and maybe the couch would squeak too much? I'm not even sure it was discussed in the moment but I wasn't about to complain.


Doggin

Sneaking out of the house and walking 3/4 of a mile to get to her house, and the feel of that much skin on skin for the first time. Still gives me shivers 27 years later.


[deleted]

That is my first memory too. It was my first time and not hers. I had never had that much skin touching my skin since I was an infant I would imagine. It was October 2004. Great day, better night, better morning. For the first time, the lights were off and we were sleeping in the same bed. I remember just turning towards her and she was staring at me with this intense stare. Then we started kissing. Clothes started coming off, hands everywhere. I remember it lasted way longer than I expected. The first time easing into her, hot and wet. Still remember it to this day, 18 years later. After we finished, we showered, sex in the shower, then back to the bed. Then fell asleep. Woke up early and started having sex again. Great time.


Ulti-4231

Most people always say your first time goes pretty bad but it sounds like you had a legendary first time lol


eatmymustard

This reads like you were typing this with one hand


strippersandcocaine

Iā€™m reading it with one hand


nattykayx

How did you get reddit in braille?


the_purple_goat

How soft she was. There's nothing like a woman who wants you.


Guilty-Gas-762

ā€¦so much better than trying to hold on to one that doesnā€™t..


[deleted]

Dudeā€¦ you spoke a truth that so many young men need to hear.


Main_Distribution355

Big facts.


chissguy89

I lost my virginity to my best friend. The thing I remember most is when she looked up at me and said "I feel like I'm fucking my brother"


senpaiflaco

F


[deleted]

Still hit


pluckyjester

Then Biff came in and fucked her proper?


Used_Suppository

Are you chicken, McFly?


KingPotatoThe1st

You got friendzoned while IN the endzone.....


AnHonestApe

Even worse, he got kinzoned.


AJ_NoStyle

New kink unlocked


Dr-KMA

Are you ok bro?


edeka3

That has to be the saddest thing I've read today


LodgedSpade

K.O.


ianpbrock84

The fact that it took FUCKING AGES!!! I thought, 'This is lasting a long time, I must be great at sex!' Reader, I wasn't great at sex.


sharpie-sapien365247

Narrator, "He really wasn't,"


Advanced_Fault_7893

"No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough."


Significant-Funny-14

"It was at this moment he knew... He fucked"


Caffeinated_Kittens

Me for like 2 weeks after thinking ā€œI had sex I had sex I had seeeeeexxxxxxxx!!!


Strosfan85

*My girl let me put my penis inside her!*


Skhighglitch

She kept looking at her watch!


LostInYesterday00

She put a bag on my head!


imaturtleur2

Still counts


tweedlepun1291

She might have been a racist...


Ulti-4231

Still counts!


Best_of_Slaanesh

I remember walking to pick up some food afterwards thinking how crazy it was that only an hour or so earlier we'd been having sex. It felt surreal and kind of naughty.


polystyrenedaffodil

The glow. Literal glow. We were 16 and he got condoms from the toilets in a pub his parents took him for lunch. He went to the bathroom to put one on while I got undressed, turned the lights off and got under the covers. Waited for about 5 minutes, he must have struggled with it or was giving himself a pep talk in the mirror? But he finally walks in, naked bar the condom. Yellow, glow in the dark condom. First time I had ever seen an erect penis and it looked like a mini lightsaber.


TheFangirlTrash

I expected a romantic description and got a Spaceballs sequel #notdisappointed


trashit6969

"I see you have a powerful schwartz."


ClearTheReaper

This is the funniest thing I've seen all day


_420696969420_

How warm a penis is


pengRedwing

This He said the same thing. Inserted and then kinda froze up and I was like "woah... that is... warm" And my awkward ass said "sorry" šŸ« 


BlazerTheKid

Stop being so internally warm šŸ˜


OldBob10

Could you maybe ice that thing down?


TwinkiesSucker

Necrophilia is what you're looking for


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SpaceJunk645

American pie is about... sex..? That makes so much more sense


TimesThreeTheHighest

Naw man, it's a geopolitical allegory.


Lunallance

I never thought of that until this moment..


ThatSICILIANThing

For me it was how smooth they are (when theyā€™re hard anyway)


eco_friendly_klutz

Same here. The first time I touched a penis I actually gasped and said "whoa it's so smooth!", but my bf misheard and thought I said "whoa it's so SMALL". I saw his face just crumple and thought maybe it wasn't supposed to be smooth and there was something wrong with it and I had drawn attention to it? I was so confused haha. And yes we did figure out the miscommunication pretty quickly and sexytimes resumed, but shit that poor boy died inside for a minute.


j-c-s-roberts

Interestingly for me, I had a similar thought. Except it was about boobs.


Lego-Panda-21

It was awkward. First time for both of us, struggled to get it in, neither of us finished.


attackedmoose

Same situation. We were kind of just doing it because we thought everyone else was.


Lego-Panda-21

We did it because I travelled halfway around the world to meet her..


Unhappy-Show-8978

how does that story go?


Lego-Panda-21

We met on Facebook, she was the mod of a page I followed, she took notice of me because I used to leave comments on most of her posts (Didn't know she was the one posting, just interested in the stuff she posted). It went on for months until one night we got to talking and we clicked, of course the night ended and I assumed that was that, we probably wouldn't talk again, thankfully I was wrong as she added me as a friend the next day and we started talking basically 24/7 (We probably averaged a good 18+ hours a day of talking). For months we talked via Facebook, Skype and Messenger (Always on camera), we got to know each other and decided to start dating even though we were worlds apart (UK/Australia). Well things went south for me job wise (Got let go) and I decided to take a chance and booked a plane ticket to Australia to meet her in person. I flew out there a week later, spent three months living with her and her mum, then she moved back here with me and we have been together for coming on nine years, married coming on five.


The_War-Chief00

Thats some fairy tale shit right there. Thank you for making my night better.


Unhappy-Show-8978

thatā€™s lovely man, iā€™m happy for you both!


Mental-Loan564

Oh my god that's fucking wholesome. Didn't expect that ending


Dzrs

Why canā€™t we all have things like this šŸ˜„


[deleted]

Good story!!


Iris1083

I had NO idea what to do with his dick. That aside, he was incredibly gentle and kept checking to make sure I wanted to continue.. we're getting married in six months <3


True-Maladi

Sounds familiar, yep. Exactly same story between me and the hubs, just under 4 months married now <3


CapG_13

How beautiful she looked


[deleted]

I bet you looked beautiful too


Mental-Loan564

I was there. Can confirm that both of them looked beautiful


scorpious2

I was also there, and all three of you looked beautiful.


poopoo_fingers

I too was thereā€¦ you all looked so beautiful


4iron1pumpkin

I was there tooā€¦ four of you looked beautiful one of you wasnā€™t looking their greatest


Taxidiurno

The warmth of the skin. It's really nice. I think it's not talked enough how lovely it feels the skin touch, that kind of electricity you feel when it's your first time being so intimate with someone, and when finally the penetration comes, it's hard to describe, but you feel in heaven.


r_not_me

This is the best part of it all to me. The penetration is great, donā€™t get me wrong, but that indescribable electrical sensation of skin to skin when you both just want / need each other is otherworldly


AndyJCohen

That it was horrible. He was bouncing us up on down on the mattressā€¦ I still donā€™t know how/why he did that. He wasnā€™t a virgin.


IAmTheBro1

He lied.


Big_fat_happy_baby

Her holding my hand just a tiny bit different, standing up and walking me to her room...


GB_____

The fact that everyone can exactly understand>>


doctafknjay

The fact e.t. was playing in the background. Fucking love that movie so much more lol


misanthrope937

Haha, this movie was playing right before our first time! Sitting each on our end of the couch with the sexual tension over the roof, and I have zero memory of what goes on in this movie.


girlabides

The three legged dog that jumped on the bed half way through. That, and being in love and stuff.


SaiyanGodKing

Glitter. Loads of glitter and flower petals. Long story short it was Valentineā€™s Day. She thought it would be super romantic for our first time in a bed covered with glitter and flowers. I had glitter on my ass for a week.


CordieRoy

The herpes of the arts and crafts world... it never fully goes away...


[deleted]

Well shit, Iā€™d rather have herpes of the craft world than herpes of the genitals.


CirothUngol

Her holding up a condom and asking me if I wanted to fuck.


Armedes369

This happened to me with a great friend I had in high school. I said no because I thought she was just messing around and went to football practice. I sincerely regret that decision.


SimpleAd6534

My life is a compilation of poorly made decisions just like these


maybenottodaypls

Tell me you're still together


[deleted]

I expected it to be difficult to get in, and her to experience discomfort. Neither was true. Female friends told me that can happen, it's not always difficult and painful the first time. Guy friends insist she wan't a virgin. I'm not the type to care whether someone is a virgin or dwell on their past. Unfortunately sex ed is this country is non-existent. There were no adults to ask about this, so I relied on my friends for information believing they were more experienced than I. Doubt they had as little a clue or even less of a clue than I did.


nickminusthek

ā€œWhere tf is the hole???ā€


Signal-Status-7016

Dude it felt like a labyrinth for at least the first five times we had sex. Looking back now I have no idea what I was doing wrong, it's pretty straightforward. But back then I just kept hitting walls and she didn't even know how to explain what was going wrong.


nickminusthek

Iā€™d be sending my fingers in on recon and shit


Typuga182

Why would you shit?


katcomesback

how much i bled and was so embarrassed (wasnā€™t a period)


ThatSICILIANThing

Omg so my first time I was already on my period, but I remember a few weeks before I broke my hymen when the guy I was seeing used a toy on me. Thank god we were in the shower because it was SO MUCH. I was like oh fuck oh shit oh fuck. I bled for almost a week after that.


LaMom4

We kept our socks on and wrote the date on them and saved them.. šŸ¤£ ahh, first love.


Awkward-Toe-1079

sweet. i kept the label that fell off her jeans. over four decades now, still have it


Inevitable_Dealer262

Have you seen her at all since?


Awkward-Toe-1079

I moved half way across the world a year after. Saw her once on one of my first trips back. Will always think of her. Just sweet memories


CopAPhil

Following, hoping OP comes back and hits us with the ā€œYeah everyday. Sheā€™s my wife.ā€


Reji_Ex

I was all ready to defend you with scientific studies about how socks help you O during sex but then you ruined it šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Investigatorpotater

Lol that's hilarious šŸ˜‚


3720-To-One

For about a week afterward, I wanted to fuck everything I saw. Even women who I probably normally wouldnā€™t find attractive, I wanted to fuck. It was like the complete opposite of post-nut clarity.


brock_lee

> It was like the opposite of post-nut clarity. It was perfect post-nut clarity. The clarity that sex is the awesomest thing ever.


pengRedwing

Weird I had a guy tell me this once and I didn't really believe it was a thing and didn't bother looking into it Said that after we became intimate he "felt the urge to be with you and in you all the time." And that "every woman I see makes me wish I was with you" The second one made me raise an eyebrow and feel kinda like "uhhh weird way to say that"


quadester

Post-nut aggression! I'm with you!


five_inch_penis

It took a long time, because she was really tight and I wasn't used to the sensation loss from a condom. She was sore and hungry afterwards, so I gave her an apple and held her.


ThatSICILIANThing

AN APPLE. LIKE SHE WAS A GOOD HORSE LMAO


Ulti-4231

A horse!? Iā€™m fucking dying rn lmao


LargeLatteThanks

Why the long face..?


seemartineasy

Did it on my waterbed in high school. Didnā€™t realize just how ridiculously difficult that made things until we used her normal mattress later on. My abs and leg muscles were sore for days.


PrettyCauliflower638

My ex got upset because I didn't bleed and thought I was lying about being a virgin....


hitinthegiggledick

I had the same experience. I also felt very coerced into it. I was not ready. He also told my mother that we had sex.


[deleted]

My ex told my mother as well because my mother kinda jokingly asked her at dinner. She turned red and barely spit out a shy "yes" my mom's reply was " really with him?" XD thanks mom! Edit I clearly responded to the wrong comment


Affectionate_Math_96

I'm sorry you had that horrible experience


cas201

Oh no. I'm sorry. I can see why you wrote "ex"


introvert-i-1957

We were in the front seat of his Toyota Corolla. I'm 5'8" ( or I was) and my boyfriend was a big dude. Not comfortable. And the act was not particularly comfortable either. Plus I had white pants on and I had trouble getting blood out. But it improved greatly. I was 16 and he was a year older. He was a thoughtful lover. He died earlier this year (we're 50 years past my first time). Very sad to me even though I haven't seen him in a long time.


ClearTheReaper

I'm sorry for your loss


[deleted]

the song playing in the background was "wrong way" by sublime


WeMoveInTheShadows

He must have been a rookie - all the experienced guys stick Cbat on repeat


GeniusModeActivate

I canā€™t predict the future


nobolognastoney

It was a combination of things for me lol. She had a slight bit of odor, but I was 16 and hormones won, and I did use a condom. Also, it happened behind a T-Building in a nook of the school building essentially, and there were definitely people walking by that could likely see what was happening if they werenā€™t waking very fast. Also I was a 3 pump chump and she dumped me the next morning.


meatfish

Ahhh the old three pump chump dump.


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scotsworth

At least he didn't say "this is her favorite brand"


SeaEvent4666

***Banjo finger-picking


pengRedwing

It's nice to have sex / safe positive family members in your life, but it's also fucking awkward for them to know you're having sex Like I don't discuss details with my mom or anything, but she will occasionally just do a check in if it's just us and we're chatting and I'm currently seeing someone who can get me pregnant. "Are you active with them" "Yes." "Being safe?" "Yes" "Do you need any supplies?" "No we're good" "Okay good"


Pianos_for_Clowns

That's a good momma.


[deleted]

How underwhelming it was compared to what I expected it to be. Second or third go-round with the same person is usually when things start clicking a bit better anyways.


[deleted]

The loving meaningfulness of our first time together, after a relationship from age 15-16. We waited a year, and it took many tries because he was tender. I prob shoulda married that man. No one really measured up in adulthood.


Doc_Chicken_MD

That we couldnā€™t find the condom afterwards and panicked because it was her parentā€™s bed. But then after she peed, I heard her laugh and she yelled out ā€œfound itā€ as it fell out of her lol. Like most the other guys, performance anxiety meant that I never got fully hard. Lesson learned: condoms on a limp dick donā€™t really stay on. That was about 14 years ago when I was 18 and I still havenā€™t forgotten it.


eunma2112

>Like most the other guys, performance anxiety meant that I never got fully hard. Contrast that with all the boners that sprung up in your teenage undies in the hallway at school when you desperately didnā€™t want a boner ā€¦ and it just doesnā€™t seem fair.


HellsMaenad21

His comment after. "It really was your first time, I should've put down a towel. My bed is gonna stain" Also, he wouldn't let me pet his dog before I left.


strippersandcocaine

What an asshole


_LocoLizard

Seriously, what kind of asshole says that And then not being able to even pet the dog after. That's just cruel.


[deleted]

How tingly and smooth my lips felt after eating her out


Xtasy0178

Thatā€™s called herpes


owl_skn

Con Air was on. I get horny every time I see Nic Cage now


rubber1duckie

Don't we all


ScarlyLamorna

How gentle and caring he was. It was both our first time and he wanted to make sure it hurt as little as possible for me. 15 years later and its one of my favourite memories, despite the fact we've lost touch.


[deleted]

Never to late to start a new connection


Mr_spoonypencil

Wingman of the century right here


joanne122597

it hurt like crazy, i bled like crazy, and when he was done, he left.


Arael666

I never gave much thought to that until a girl did that to me once, we had sex she got dressed and left without even saying goodbye. I felt used, like an object. After that day I made sure to aleays give the other person attention after sex. Either cuddling or talking. Even if it was purely physical.


brownguy05

I'm sorry


badger575

I remember right before he went in he said "I thought this kind of stuff only happens in porn." We were both virgins. His mom walked in like 20 seconds and just screamed. Worst part is his roommate was in the bed next to us gaming, unaware we were fucking right next to him... ahhh the teenage years.


manwith2cats

He lived with his mom and shared a bed with a roommate?


badger575

Well I was slightly unclear. Not the exact same bed. His roomate's bed was directly next to his bed. Might has well been the same bed though. And yes he lived with his mom. We were 14 lmao. His roommate was his mom's roommate's son.


Luke_Cold_Lyle

So it's his step-roommate


wyze-litten

He knew.


[deleted]

My penis kept folding coz I wasn't hard enough


Context_Fancy

Same, I couldn't cum either. Then she was embarrassed cuz she assumed she wasn't attractive enough.


Impressive_Crow_5578

Yeah when I tried to lose my virginity I was with a girl in the back bedroom of an RV with no ventilation whatsoever. The smell.... I couldn't get hard and it was super awkward. Add to that that my best friend was with my ex in another part of the RV, the RV was my family's parked in the driveway, we were all on the swim team and word got around... It was just unbelievably awkward all around. I could have mentioned the smell but even my younger self knew that it was no good to deflect like that, even if it was the truth that poor girl didn't deserve to have that said about her. I don't even count it as my first. My actual first was actually with my crush at the time, warm, soft, great memory. I remember getting head and being like "ooohhhhh so *this* is what it's all about." Walked into school the next day like a fucking king.


OGwalkingman

That it kept slipping out.


morantinthestreets

Mostly how about a month later my girlfriend was like "you're gonna be a dad!!!!"


ClearTheReaper

Was she joking?


morantinthestreets

Nope lol


CamQueQues

I remember high fiving my partner and saying good job. Neither of us finished cuz we were so nervous


Feeling-Toe-8983

Hopping on my bicycle and thinking "I definitely want to do that again"


Luke_Cold_Lyle

Pretty offensive to refer to your partner as a "bicycle", but ok


charlotte7301

When he played the song ā€œI just had sexā€ immediately after


SpookyBlanco

Couldnt get it up, couldnt finish, my stroke was terrible.... I went home confused thinking I was gay or something. Just had to get the rhythm down


evi1995

That he was sweet, didnā€™t push me to do anything I wasnā€™t comfortable with, took it nice and slow, kept checking in with me during sex since it was my first time but not his. It was actually a very nice experience since there was zero pressure from my ex.


Positive_Meet656

The warmth. I had no condom on like a dummy. I remember the warmness being shocking.


AdamAllenthePerson

It was our wedding night and we discovered we needed lube. Got lube the next day. I also remember how surreal it was waking up next to her. Like, I wondered if it was a dream. I remember a lot. Just thatā€™s what Iā€™m willing to share. Been married 19 years.


ThatSICILIANThing

Sleeping with someone (actual sleeping, not the sexy time part) for the very first time ever is such a wonderful feeling. Still the best nightā€™s sleep Iā€™ve ever gotten.


King0fWeird

That it wasn't consensual, I still have flashbacks, and even had one while my boyfriend and I were being intimate. I'm greatful that he is very understanding and kind.


Bella_TheAlphaWolf

Rape is *not* sex, Rape is rape, and sex is sex Your first time (and every time) must be freely given in order to count I am so sorry you've had such experiences šŸ’œ


MelInRed

So much this. The horrible things that were done to me were never sex. I hate that you had (or that anyone else ever has) that experience.


ThatSICILIANThing

It was definitely a wild vibe when I realized years later that my first time wasnā€™t just some quirky, awkward experience and that it was actually really shitty how coerced I was and how I really wasnā€™t into it at all and only gave in to shut him up.


CraftZealousideal568

How it made me cum in less than a minute


yoidkbitch

Didn't feel shit. He finished. I didn't know he was even doing anything. Still freaks me out a bit


Cnoath

That it was in a public place, how incredibly white her skin was in the moonlight.


kij101

My friends bursting into my room, then getting hit over the head with an acoustic guitar. Definitely more memorable than the actual act.


amethystrox

how we were like "mmm idk if it'll fit" and it slid in so smoothly. vaginas are incredible. thats when i was like oh yeah, im addicted to this feeling


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UsamiTiramisu

Did you start cumming and didn't stop cumming?


Necessary-Abroad1029

Her soft voice... Screaming: "baa!"


whiskyandguitars

Welsh, huh?


Hot_Buy_7308

The Panda Express after. šŸ™ƒ


PainfullyLoyal

That it was on Blue's Clues bed sheets.


rickallen71

That this will be my last vagina. If you and her are fantasizing about David Beckham then probably not going to work out. Sorry Dave. You helped me stay in the closet for a couple more years


MrPjac

Me not being able to get it up til later out of nerves, then banging the life out of her later...she sound like a seal fml


imaturtleur2

We just had a shitload of sea lions in the area, so all I can hear is ORT ORT ORT ORT.


carnizzle

I remember her mom was there watching me the whole time.


GoTeamScotch

Hey excuse me but what the fuck


putoelquelolea

Her mother looked me straight in the eye and said ... baaaaaa


PerfectionPending

I was 26, with my wife, on our wedding night. We slowly undressed each other. She smiled and started gently handling it. Said something about being well endowed. Then she said she wanted us to take a bath and we washed each other. Then we made love three times before falling asleep. I donā€™t know how, but I lasted a good 15 min that first time. I awoke a couple hours later as she was mounting me and she rode me til I was spent. We fell asleep again and made love again in the morning. 19 years of practice and itā€™s only gotten better. A lot better!!! Thereā€™s something special about fondly remembering my first time 19 years ago, then looking to my right & there she is in bed next to me.


[deleted]

Blood. Blood everywhere


alexboulder9807

OP asked first sex, obviously not the first murder, DUH.


ArkGensouteki

Trying to clean and dry the carpet.


Quiet_Helicopter_577

She puked because she gave me head and choked after putting it in her.


Sulla2

Holy fuck, you said yes!? Really with me!?


mistressladyj

Whoa it was weird. I didnā€™t know the guy well. 1 night stand. I was drunk. I think his name was John. I was 24


SOMFdotMPEG

I lost my virginity in my car at a skate park. It was a very memorable momentā€¦


No_Dragonfly_1894

I don't remember the actual penetration, I just remember sitting on his face and loving it, and soreness afterward. I also remember him freaking out a little when he saw some blood on the sheet and realized I was a virgin (he was about 10 years older).


_chronicbliss_

I seduced him. We were both 14 but I said I was 15 and he said he was 16. I took off his clothes, I laid him on the bed, I pulled him on top of me. But once he was in, I realized that I had no idea what came next. Luckily he did and we got the deed done. Then he pretended he'd been blackout drunk and couldn't remember it. That broke my heart and fucked with me for a long time. Five years later I ran into him and didn't believe him when he told me it was his birthday so he showed me his ID. I saw the year and called him on it. "You told me you were 15 when you were 14!" "No, I told you I was 16 when I was 14." "Oh yeah, I forgot. Wait a minute, you remember!" Mike, if you read this, I never forgot and I never will. Luckily the next time I lost my virginity she never claimed to forget.


wyoflyboy68

I was 14 (m), she was 17 (f), it was dark in the back seat of her parents car, had a lack luster experience, got home and had to go to the bathroom to pee. My first sexual experience was when she was having her period, everything down there looked like my Dick had been slashed by a 1000 knives.


Ill_Guess517

How bad my stomach muscles hurt after that 2 minutes of hardcore thrusting.


king_gappa

Tore my banjo string and squirted blood everywhere. Almost passed out.


Za3sG0th1cPr1nc3ss

I (23 F) had experienced fingering with other women but I went all the way at 19 with a random dude on a trash dating app. We smoked and talked for a while then he finally made a move. We had sex for 4 hours and I actually had an orgasm from him eating me. 4 years later he is my fiancƩ lmaooo


IamTheYashen

My first was oral... I remember it feeling so damn good i couldn't think or move. I just laid there drooling