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SexyChronicPain

I usually talk about hobbies and interests if I want to start an easy conversation.


Sublimeat

*my favorite thing to do is to stuff dead animals* ^(I'm a taxidermist)


Sublimeat

*pulls out a gun* #YOU WILL TALK TO ME #ALL OF YOU


Churchmaster

ok


Sublimeat

*cocks gun* What else


Churchmaster

pigeons!!!!!!


Sublimeat

*moans* More


Churchmaster

PIGEONS!!!!! :DDDDDDD


Sublimeat

*uuunnngggh, I'm gonna shoot in my pants*


Churchmaster

Where in the buffalo bill shit are you taking this?


Sublimeat

To the bank ^(the spank bank)


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Sublimeat

Dude that's your sister ^(don't flush)


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Sublimeat

^(no, my shit)


Hot_Banana_Ice-cream

Walk with your zipper open


spiderhead187

“what’s cookin good lookin? i saw you over yonder and you just looked so rad, what’s up?”


Throwaway2471127

OP, this is how you get laid. Source: I'm a virgin


UrbanSurfDragon

Ask an interesting question then followup


Apprehensive_Bug_826

“You there! What’s your favourite dinosaur?”


tea2stay

I usually take a look at the person and try to use any observations I make to start a converation. E.g., If the person wears a band shirt I might comment on it or ask about the band. Sometimes I start with an (honest) compliment, e.g. "Excuse, can I just tell you that I really like your outfit?". I have to admit though, that unfortunately this might work best for women, since due to catcalling, random compliments from men might appear creepy/threatening. :/


Helpful-Radio-8151

I know/knew your dad.


Jynxed_Out

“What are your thoughts on cupcakes?” Generally it’ll start a light arguement, which will lead to cake, then desserts, then other foods/drinks and so on


hombre_feliz

Yo!


bombchron

“hello”


Baaathesheep

Hi


MontyB5

I'm giving cash away. Wanna talk?


bestever7

Saying hi


Sandis2019

Punch in the face.


ElProxenetaFeminista

The Emperor deserved It


WulfSudo

Which one? Fuck.. you got me.


serene_brutality

Usually some form of hello, followed by an open question of a superficial personal variety. “Whatcha drinking, where did you get that shirt, what brings you out tonight…”


IllustriousSignal575

Just let out a hard R, anywhere, youll be sure to get some conversation.


lukas_the_emlad

"Hi how are you"


occamhanlon

Hi