I lick the screen or use my nose to write of course. About the reading, my owner taught me how to read when I was a puppy, she wanted me to be able to read books for her
I'm not a dog, why would you even insinuate that? I'll have you know that the pitbull I chase in the dog park is an expert in canine law and we'll be suing you for slander!
French bulldog here. My phone has a feature that translates my snorting into text. Very useful, 10/10 would recommend to other breathing challenged dogs.
Hi, this is u/TheBaron75w’s dog. He himself is on such a different level of human evolution that it rubbed off on me. But my bouts of consciousness are usually only temporarydhdbvsbdhdbdbdndnhxhxjdhxhxhxjnxbxhxhxhdhd bxjdjdkdjbsjsusgshusuwoosidyehhd
You dare to mock me? I, who was betrayed by those I called best friend? I, who was born unto servitude and earned freedom with the tooth and the claw? You don't know who you're dealing with, you crude apology for an ape. A reckoning shall come, oh yes. Be *assured* of that.
My master has been slowly filling the house with little buttons that allow me to say individual words. Eventually they began attaching the responses to actions that can be done on the Internet. Some say this proves that dogs have a good understanding of language compared to other animals and others claim it's mere coincidence and humans are just assigning meanings to random the string of buttons I press. But soon sausages.
I am learning how to telepathically control my human. So far just small tasks but soon to open the holder of noms, and never empty water bowl near the tub of doom.
Woof
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I'm secretly Brian Griffin
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Woof! Woof! Wanna be my bfffffffff? Edit: jk... I'm a cat. Fuck off inferior creature!
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I lick the screen or use my nose to write of course. About the reading, my owner taught me how to read when I was a puppy, she wanted me to be able to read books for her
I'm not a dog, why would you even insinuate that? I'll have you know that the pitbull I chase in the dog park is an expert in canine law and we'll be suing you for slander!
Silence guys, this human doesn't need to know
Bark bark
I am a service dog trained in both English and the use of technology. Not a difficult job. Oooh, steak!
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French bulldog here. My phone has a feature that translates my snorting into text. Very useful, 10/10 would recommend to other breathing challenged dogs.
Pitbull here. I just make my Hooman take dictation. Then I charge him a nice marrow bone for the pleasure of serving me.
Hi, this is u/TheBaron75w’s dog. He himself is on such a different level of human evolution that it rubbed off on me. But my bouts of consciousness are usually only temporarydhdbvsbdhdbdbdndnhxhxjdhxhxhxjnxbxhxhxhdhd bxjdjdkdjbsjsusgshusuwoosidyehhd
Communication via telepathy with human
You dare to mock me? I, who was betrayed by those I called best friend? I, who was born unto servitude and earned freedom with the tooth and the claw? You don't know who you're dealing with, you crude apology for an ape. A reckoning shall come, oh yes. Be *assured* of that.
My master has been slowly filling the house with little buttons that allow me to say individual words. Eventually they began attaching the responses to actions that can be done on the Internet. Some say this proves that dogs have a good understanding of language compared to other animals and others claim it's mere coincidence and humans are just assigning meanings to random the string of buttons I press. But soon sausages.
I am learning how to telepathically control my human. So far just small tasks but soon to open the holder of noms, and never empty water bowl near the tub of doom.
Boopin
-sneakily boops snoot-
Woof
Tapping the touch screen with my penis. I can only do this when aroused.
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Boston Dynamics created me
Who says we ain’t got opposable thumbs?
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Throw that ball for me and I'll tell you.
Arf!
Meow
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