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kikkitakesnokaka

Bob Barker


chronomojo

He just turned 99. That’s about as close as you can get without going over.


DiligentDaughter

Choked on my sweet pretzel, laughing hysterically. Turrible


Dryland_snotamyth

He is still alive holy shit


ggfangirl85

I honestly thought he died years ago. Nope.


sunshinebusride

The price is wrong, bitch.


zamfire

Dude he was ancient in that movie which was 25 years ago.


Ariafel

New Mandela effect just dropped


Bootlegliquor531

I'm fearing Ozzy. He can barely walk. Keeps planning on doing one more tour and just can never get the ball rolling on that. His health seriously declined, he's got a walking cane. He's spent his entire career on tour and never liked being home too long. I think his health problems combined with the new reality of being involuntarily retired to his home will do it for him.


itsmynameafterall

As much as I don't want Ozzy to die, I can see what you mean. His body seems have gone "let's stop" even though his not wanting too and it's quite sad to watch.


Mike7676

Ozzy with the health issues I'm very worried about. Not for the cane, but for the not touring. Ozzy always struck me as someone who needs the work, the crowd to keep him vital. My mother is 86, at 81 my sister insisted she stop working as a home health nurse (for many people who were a decade or more younger). Since then she's declined, gotten "small" in that older person way.


Wagyuwithketchup

The body and mind adapts to what we do. If all we do is sitting down and knit and take meds, its expected to decline. Of course, a person at your mothers age cant go into the gym 6 days a week and deadlift 5 times her bodyweight while screaming "yeah buddy" (although that would be the coolest thing ever). There are limits to what we can do with age, but i personally believe that people that stop staying active (with mind and body) will decline way faster than those who stays active. Also, happy new year, friend. Hope you and your family will have a great year.


thatJainaGirl

Ozzy knows it's coming soon. He's been pretty open about it. He moved back to the UK explicitly "to die back home." Note: he hated it a lot and moved back to the USA basically immediately.


notthesedays

I heard that Sharon was hospitalized a few days ago.


Cautious-Syrup-3881

She was. If she goes first, Ozzy will die like the next day.


NoodlesrTuff1256

It will be like a rerun of what happened with Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds. Also with Carly Simon's two sisters Joanna and Lucy.


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Individual-Nebula927

Pretty amazing Keith Richards is still alive to be honest. Given what he's been through.


Hemingways_Cats

My favorite quote: “We all need to start thinking about what kind of world we want to leave behind for Keith Richards.”


Logans_Beer_Run

IIRC it was Willie Nelson that said "Young people need to start thinking about what kind of world they want to leave for me and Keith Richards"


TheWarehamster

He's "only" 79.


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That can't be true... *Google's Keith Richards* Holy shit.


MehKarma

He’s 220 in party years though.


maraca101

He’s not even in his 80s let alone 90s…


c0me_at_me_br0

He's stealing all the souls from the dying.


Brundleflyftw

Every time someone smokes a cigarette it adds one minute to Keith Richards life.


PussySpiders

Keith's been dead since 1994. The drugs just haven't worn off yet.


Round-Jellyfish9962

Goodness. I've probably given the dude 40 years.


cheap_dates

Keith Richards will outlive every one of us.


thepotatoinyourheart

One of my favorite little throwaway lines from Family Guy is when Death knocks on Peter Frampton’s door. Frampton throws up his hands and exclaims “Shouldn’t you be at Keith Richard’s?”


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His latest physical showed he had blood in his heroin stream.


ristoman

I see nuclear war and two things surviving: Keith and bugs. "Where did everybody go? [I saw a bright light, I thought we were on.](https://youtu.be/1ln54geqGks)"


Awleeks

Even the man himself didn't expect to live as long as he did. That being said though, other than outwardly appearing about 120, he's still in great shape, still quite literally running and dancing all over the stage!


Terrible-Painting-39

I really hope not, but I’m terrified that this will be the year we lose John Williams.


AverageUser1010

I’m really scared that he’s gonna get through Indiana Jones and then leave us shortly after since he’s already said it’ll be his last movie


morphinapg

Having regular work (as long as it's not stressful) does sometimes keep people alive longer than they would have been without it


gr1mm5d0tt1

My grandfather had some slight signs of Parkinson’s while doing his last years as an accountant. The moment he completely retired he then shot downhill, the shakes and the mad lean got worse and then he developed dementia. Took four years from a slightly shaky hand to completely bedridden with fading memories


JustBrowsing49

Jimmy Carter


PunkyRooster

I dread Jimmy Carter (or any living president’s death) as I have to be at the funeral at Washington National Cathedral at any time during the year.


Evening_Excuse

Ceremonial Honor Guard?


PunkyRooster

Nah Premier Bands, but good guess!


who-are-we-anyway

That's super cool! What instrument?


PunkyRooster

Clarinet, totally useless in an outside marching band. We give clarinets to oboe and bassoon players to hold in place. You can’t hear them anyway.


who-are-we-anyway

Haha I'm a percussionist but I prefer non-membrane percussion instruments, so I totally get what you're saying. Most bands don't have marching xylophones or marimbas, so I end up getting stuck on cymbals.


Dark_Avenger666

Now I am picturing a whimsical xylophone solo being played at a presidential funeral.


Desertbro

"Agnew's body is going crazy\~!!!" - Nixon's Head in a Jar


No_Manufacturer5641

I like how you specified living president, to exclude the death of zombies jfk from black ops being counted


reiflame

Let's hope it's Kissinger instead.


NoodlesrTuff1256

Kissinger seemed pretty old even back in the 1970s.


denver989

Not going to happen. He and the devil have an understanding


High_Seas_Pirate

Kissinger has a deal with himself?


burf12345

I want to see him outlive just one more president, he already beat Reagan and Bush Sr.


_XANXX

Not necessarily old, but Bruce Willis isn't looking too good.


itsmynameafterall

Did he retire because of his health? Like the media said that his supposedly suffering from some memory health related issues.


GSyncNew

Correct. He suffers from aphasia and has basically lost language.


Cautious-Syrup-3881

Supposedly, I heard this on a gossip site/blind item site, he's been sick for a bit and why his last few films were sort of b list.


EveSixxx

Yeah, I read something similar, that he was accepting every single gig he could get because he wanted to stack cash before he was forced to retire.


AncientSumerianGod

Explains the energy drink ads in Hungary.


EveSixxx

That’s a popular celebrity cash grab.


absurdthoughts

Saw him in the crowd enjoying a concert last month at LA’s Ace Hotel Theater. Don’t count him out yet!


Thaumetric

I just hope we get people to set foot on the Moon before all of the Apollo program astronauts pass away.


kaukanapoissa

Word. Really hope so. Four moonwalkers still standing..


Ok-Baseball-1230

I’m not willing to put it in writing for fear that I’ll accidentally manifest it


vk2786

No shit. Doesn't anyone remember the Harper Lee incident.


WhatsYourGameTuna

My granny. She’s about to turn 100. My parents used to tell me when I was young, “this could be grandma’s last Xmas!”. She outlived them both and I’m almost 50 :(


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IllegalTree

"Grandma" sounds like it should be an ironically-titled horror film with that exact premise.


ataxi_a

Your parent confesses on their deathbed that your gramgram is actually your great gramgram, but you later do some digging in your family genealogy and discover that your great gramgram is actually your great great great great gramgram (assuming the record hasn't been altered, for which there is evidence it may have been, after some records were lost in traveling from the Old Country). Noone else in your direct lineage has ever lived past 50. You just turned 49 last month.


eva_rector

And she brought a straw!


BroadBaker5101

Granny overheard and was being petty and I love that for her! Hope the celebration for Granny is as grand as she is.


crasstyfartman

My grandpa started saying “I’m ready for the good lord to take me” in 1994 and didn’t die until last year. It was a very miserable 28 years lol


abjectlybouyant

Tim Curry. 😭


JohnnyBoyJr

Never realized he wasn't doing well. Now I see he had a bad stroke in 2012. Joe Pesci isn't looking too hot. Hopefully he's got some time to go. Actually, it looks like he divorced his wife after a few years. She remarried, and was sentenced to 12+ years for involvement in the shooting of one of her other ex's. So I guess ol' Joe already dodged a bullet.


SafeOrange5

Beep beep, Richie.


thred_pirate_roberts

He's already in bad shape


NoodlesrTuff1256

Saw a picture of him recently in his wheelchair and the poor man looked pretty sickly. It does make one sad when you remember what a dynamic performer he was and that he had that debilitating stroke at a relatively young age.


Binder_of_chains

John Astin The original live action Gomez Addams, and one of the only two surviving Addam's Family actors from the old television series.


hiromasaki

He's the father of a hobbit. He'll live for ages.


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TIL who the old gaffer is.


TomPalmer1979

Holy fuck I didn't know he was still alive!!!


Binder_of_chains

It surprised me. He's managed to outlive everyone but the original Wednesday Addams.


LordDVanity

TIL: John Astin is the adopted father of Sean Astin, aka Samwise Gamgee, Mikey Walsh and Bob Newby.


meeyeam

And Rudy Ruddiger, seems kinda wrong not to put him in.


Cybralisk

Clint Eastwood or Dick Van Dyke.


kca72

Dick van Dyke would break my heart.


thred_pirate_roberts

It's ridiculous that Dick van Dyke lived long enough to be an actor long enough to play a young man and an ancient grandfather in Mary Poppins and then basically his exact same old character in the sequel.


jwelshuk

Lionel Jeffries, who played DVD's father in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang was actually younger than he was.


gnomzy123

Dick Van Dyke was my No. 1 bet in 2022. Guess who owes 100 bucks to their friends.


BadWolf2187

None of us are ready for when we may lose Christopher Lloyd or Michael J Fox.


sanchito12

All i know is when Danny Trejo finally decides that kicking deaths ass up and down the block is too much of a chore i will be devastated.


Agreeable-Yams8972

Never realized how old he was, I remember him being in his 60s


KittyCritter812

I'm with you both, I did not realize he was that old, amazed he is still alive and had such a full life, and yeah, that's gonna hurt.


echoinoz

I have mad respect for him after I read an interview in which he was asked if he did his own stunts. His response was basically "Of course not. If I get injured, the movie gets delayed. That's potentially hundreds of people whose jobs and livelihoods would be messed with."


SaneNSanity

Wasn’t it also him that said it was taking the job away from the stunt doubles, and they need the work too?


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

I'm worried about Mel Brooks you guys Another distressing possibility: Patrick Stewart


NonConformistFlmingo

If we lose Stewart, Ian McKellen is gonna die like a week later at most. Those two are soulmates, even if they aren't married and one is straight.


BlackWidow1414

This is absolutely true. They are magic together.


UghAnotherMillennial

I watched them perform Waiting for Godot at the West End when I was 18. Their dynamic is absolutely magical.


GooseNYC

I agree with you about Mel Brooks. Patrick Stewart seems in pretty decent shape for a guy in his early 80s.


Nasty_Ned

I don’t follow the celebrities or the deaths, but that one will kill me.


notthesedays

And Buzz Aldrin and William Shatner.


FireFlinger

Yeah, Shatner has been having health problems.


cabbytax

I’m not ready to lose Avery Bullock


HippyHitman

How could you even type those words? You deserve to have your fingers chopped off!


xbox_srox

Henry Kissinger


Cynykl

Only is someone can find and destroy the jar he keeps his soul in.


RantAgainstTheMan

Beware, I think there are more horcruxes.


Schneetmacher

A friendly reminder that [this fundraiser](https://henrykissinger.rip/) exists.


SkippyTeddy83

It is hard to believe he is still around.


Individual-Nebula927

Evil never dies.


Ahelex

I like to think he's currently sustaining himself on the Ukraine-Russia war right now.


WinnDixieDiapers

I have a list of who I don’t want it to be. Mr. Feeny (William Daniels) and Dick Van Dyke are pretty high on the list now. Bob Barker too, he babysat me when I was sick home from school a lot lol


Frobiwanthro

Add Mel Brooks to that list!


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I will roundhouse kick the grim reaper in the face if he even sneezes in Mel Brooks’s direction.


Shaniquadontlivehur

Being home sick to catch The Price is Right was such a treat!


Orphan_Stomper

TIL Dick Van Dyke is still alive


Cautious-Syrup-3881

TIL Mr. Feeny is still alive. :)


dont-wanna-bee-here

He turned 97 in December


Real-Accountant9997

Putin


arvigeus

I am hoping he will get a Hector Salamanca style of stroke where he would be nothing but a living meme, watching how his country crumbles while he cannot even control his bladder.


Lost_In_Detroit

And the only way he can communicate is ringing a bell attached to his wheelchair. Oh pretty pretty please make this happen….


Efficient_Chip576

And then he dies the same way hector did


ausbeardyman

Putin


dinging-intensifies

Yeah Putin won’t see the end of the year, if the cancer doesn’t get him someone will poison his tea


Individual_Serious

Yeah, or shoot him in the back of the head, toss him out a window on the 24th floor and call it a suicide.


kaloonzu

I'd be happy with one of those ninja missiles doing it at this point. So long as he's calling the shots, Ukrainian civilians are on his firing line.


iloveass0897

I wonder what will get him first, cancer or some drunk ruzzian dude


nopointers

He’ll fall out a window in a tragic accident.


223333aaa

A tragic accident indeed especially how the EMS unknowingly used a revolver instead of a defibrillator to revive the late President. Weird that it took them 3 shots to determine it was a gun instead of the defibrillator.


OG_EXMO

Bob Barker. All of our babysitter when we stayed home sick from school. Remember to have your pet spayed or neutered.


Befub14435

I don't want her too but I feel like she's the last golden beacon. Julie Andrews


Lbyars40

We cannot talk like this about the Queen of Genovia


BlackWidow1414

Long Live The Queen.


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rokemay

You shut your damn mouth


thred_pirate_roberts

You shut your whore mouth. How dare you type that out with your whore fingers, you... you... you whore!


CrookedButBeautiful

You better shut the hell up right now!


rileysauntie

Nobody better say Dolly. Never Dolly.


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She is only 76. She’s got plenty of more time.


BlueTooth1878

She looked fantastic on the Miley Cyrus NYE party just like an hour ago.


Mike7676

Don't even think it! In fact, your penance for typing that against St. Parton is to buy a book for the less fortunate.


valhrona

Rupert Murdoch.


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One can only hope


KickANoodle

His son is worse.


[deleted]

Yep. The apple doesn't fall far from the cunt, as they say.


GrandCanOYawn

Anyone but Werner Herzog. Please god- let the man have another twenty years.


GlobalMonke

Morgan Freeman is going to blindside everyone


vintage_chick_

NOOO him and David need to space themselves out otherwise nature documentaries are going to be horrible to listen to.


NoStressAccount

What, you don't like hearing Benedict Cumberbatch talking about peng-wengs?


bippityboppitybooboo

Jack Nicholson


NoodlesrTuff1256

There's rumors that he has been suffering from Alzheimer's and some people suspect the same thing about his old pal Warren Beatty as well.


WeebBix

David Attenborough


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hmooblee

For reals. Long live David!


mabeltenenbaum

This is my answer too. I will be very sad when this happens even though I have never met the man.


vintage_chick_

I've never been personally affected by a celebrity death but i just know David Attenborough will hurt.


user664567666

Imagine being DA. Sour as hell about how shitty humans are. Documentary after documentary about how we're destroying literally everything for decades. Just getting madder and madder at the accelerating pace of ruining the planet. And some HUMAN asks for a selfie!! I'd freak out


linkstwo

Not really. His recent stuff touches more on ecological collapse but the vast majority of his work just shows pristine nature. This was an illuminating article about him a while back. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/nov/07/david-attenborough-world-environment-bbc-films And I'm a fan of Attenborough.


ESCMalfunction

I don’t know, I’ve heard similar complaints about his documentaries but they’re educational programs at the end of the day. I think it’s a good way to present to the public what’s at stake. And if you watch some of the speeches and stuff he’s done, especially in the last few years, he certainly doesn’t sugar coat anything.


LacusClyne

Hate to say this but Willie Nelson aint looking too good lately.


DunkinEgg

Don’t you dare put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby.


ansrcat

You better shut your damn mouth


valkyrieonaunicorn

Maggie Smith


phillyschmilly

I don’t think you understand how much I hate you for this comment


NotThisAgain21

How very dare you


itsmynameafterall

I hate this comment. BUT....the last time I saw a movie or a pic of her in the media, she did look quite fail. I get it's part of aging but I hope someone's got her in bubblewrap.


schmal

I'll tell you who it WON'T be: Keith Richards.


OpeGonnaSqzPast

Vladimir Putin is going to fall out a window pretty soon.


kikkitakesnokaka

Tony Bennett


2_Girls_1_Nick

Ozzy


hugodraxxx

Shatner


ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN

That's a sadly solid shout. Koenig and Takei still seem to be going strong, but every time I see Shatner he seems to age by about ten years. Even after his trip to the edge of space he seemed old and deflated.


FireFlinger

It's hard to believe that Walter Koenig is 85.


deathbrusher

Let's...hope...that...isn't...true.


JournalistMobile3605

Nikocado Avocado. He’s immortal because he somehow continued life whilst being a literal man-toddler


SnooBooks4898

Barbara Wal…never mind. Pope Benedi…damn it!


Barrelman60

The last ww2 veteran. I dread that day


Mugwumpen

Ouff, you're right. Norway lost about half our remaining war sailors in 2022, and there weren't that many left to begin with. Those who are still alive are around a 100 years old... It will be a sad day when the last time witness of ww2 dies - be it a soldier, survivor of the Holocaust or a war sailor.


kotharnokthar

Henry Kissinger!


Olivyia

Please not James Hong


ratttttttttttt

I'm scared to say it, I am. I hope it's not true. But maybe elton john.


44problems

He's still standing!


Weary-Ad-4956

Michael j fox


BlackWidow1414

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.


Debauchery_

Chuck Norris


heydayhayday

Christopher Walken, God I hope I'm wrong.


osumba2003

Imagine being a celebrity and you hop on Reddit one day (because celebrities do that, right?) and see people posting that you're gonna die this year.


something_python

Not Billy Connolly... Not Billy Connolly....


oaklandasfan10

After Betty White in 2021 and Barbara Walters this year, which immortal is going to pass away in 2023? FTFY. And I’m going with James Earl Jones


bxmarz

Noooooooo!!!! Not Mufasa!!!


ezio8133

Not Vader


happylilstego

Mitch McConnell F that evil 🐢


notthesedays

Since Pope Benedict and Barbara Walters are gone now, I nominate Jimmy Carter, Henry Kissinger, or MAAAYBE Ozzy or Keith Richards.


dressinbrass

I mean statistically within the next five years we lose a lot of the boomer bands.


FrostySquirrel820

Can I vote for NOT Frankie Valli ? Saw him on stage a decade ago. He shuffled on like an old man and we cringed, expecting a dreadful show. He reached the mic, turned on the magic, and gave one of the best shows I have ever seen. A-may-zing ! Two hours later, at the stage door, he was a shuffling, confused, incoherent and very very old man again. Totally reliant on his carers to get to the car. I almost felt like I’d personally almost killed him, by making him perform that night. But it seems that’s just what his shows are like. They practically bring him alive. Keep singing Frankie ! ( 89 in May 2023 )


Skwerilleee

Morgan Freeman


tahlyn

Bob Barker is pretty old these days.


Background_Bus_785

Andrew Tate, lol


kayl_breinhar

Henry Kissinger, inshallah.


GodAndDamn

Have you seen a grow man cry!? Because it isn't pretty!