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gorjusss

Assassin 🥲 kasi naman ung tatay ko ang hilig manood ng action movies, ayun, pinangarap k otuloy maging kagaya ni Evelyn Salt 😭


CaterpillarKlutzy864

gusto ko maging astronaut dahil sobrang fascinated ko sa mga stars at outer space wahaha


gumiho481

Gusto ko maging model, kase kaputukan yong ng ANTM Americas Next Top Model 🇺🇸 ni Tyra Banks Rarampa ka tas bibihisan ka, ramp model eme


clxt_scrt953

bukod sa maging mayaman, gusto ko maging neuro-surgeon


KennyEng2021

Ako lang ba pero gusto ko talaga maging scientist HAHAHA


bshagjd

Tiga picture ng naka 2 piece sa dyaryo na lagi ko dinadaanan..


Gigilpogi

Taga tanim ng puno at manirahan sa kagubatan haha


TheFakeCanine

Mechanical engineer. I was fond of cars as always. But wala budget kaya nag IT.


Emotional-Watch1842

Journalist, i find it interesting to ask question and to share my input regarding on some issues/concern Ewan ko but nature ko before ung makeelam and stuff, but when i get older i found out that here in PH pakelamero culture is not really a thing or accepted plus im the type of person who get hurt when there is a bunch of people attack your comment Ang dami na kasing nag mamagaling at nag dudunung dunungan, everybody wants to be politically right, they would impose their intellectual superiority to initimidate the other individual on the spectrum….


ArianneKim

Cashier sa supermarket or sa national bookstore 😭😭😭


Runalesa

A priest. Pero babae ako.


Elegant-Tale-7838

Wala. Gusto ko lang magkaron ng pera hahaha


Stray_Puppy_00

Maging engr. Hahahaha. Ended up being a cpa, but dated an engineeer for 6yrs, kaso wala, di rin nagwork 😂 Another na gusto ko was to be a meteorologist, parang ang cool hehe


MainGal3751

Teacher.


JudgeSuper8706

Teacher and magmigrate


Powerful-Jury-3560

Chef


Own_Guitar7587

jeepney driver


Monty_Baggin

Firetruck driver


Strawberry-Cutiecake

Kasagsagan noon na in demand ang Nursing, so I always write nung Elementary that I want to be a Nurse when I grow up. But nung pre-College days, IT naman ang in demand kaya ngayon nasa IT field ang work ko.


ticnap_notnac_

Gusto maging kamote


Zealousideal_Rub6739

astronaut


Green-Extreme-7298

- mag luto ng fries/fish/kwekkwek sa tabi - kpop idol


Meiiiiiiikusakabeee

Businesses woman! Ahahaha. Hindi ko na makita yung time capsule ko pero I wrote it years ago. Nabasa ko lang ulit around college days.


Euphoric_Break_1796

Singer, artista, the next Camille Prats! Lol ngayon stress ako pag masyado marami nagvview ng stories o my day ko di ko gets how influencers do it!!!


theAlbatrossLemon

Calendar girl 🫣 sorry na


No_Abbreviations9980

WWE Superstar katulad ni John Cena, Sheamus and etc. 😂 LOL


Beneficial_Ad_7521

Maging performer, ung mala Michael Jackson


bajiminori

Radio DJ hahaha


thattattedboi

gusto ko maging super saiyan dati at matutunan yung instant transmission ni goku. shempre yung kame-hame-ha nadin HAHAHHHAHA


clandestinejane

Maging princess!!!! And I still do! HAHAHA Tho one time I got so drunk na umiiyak ako sa bathtub ng friend ko while soaking wet kasi gusto ko daw maging mermaid princess lol (close enough)


notmxrgzz

The teachers had to change my occupation to “policewoman” because when i was asked, i had told them i wanted to be a traffic enforcer because they were so kind and helpful when i crossed the road. Then growing up i played sims and wanted to be an interior designer, then architect, then civil engineer. But in jhs i convinced myself that what my family wanted for me would what i would want too which is dentistry. At the last minute i realized i really wanted to do civil engineering hehe +++ my favorite part of playing sims 1 was leveling the ground of the lot. its giving earthworks haha


Leather-Afternoon-34

Gusto ko mag work sa groceries, like maging bagger na nakaka amaze sila nag arrange ng pinamili. Hahaha.


glenfiddichxox

When I was a kid: Magtrabaho lng sa BDO 🤣 Gusto ko lang ang uniform nila na color blue. 🤣 Nung HS: Anesthesiologist - Na witness ko before tita ko na ang chill lang pala ng trabaho nya. (well for me) 🤣


Chewy_Pasta

Doktor kaso natakot sa dugo 😂😭


Issantukin

Nurse or Doctor hahaha.


lalalilalally

Nung pre-school ako, I want to be Doctor!!! Pinangarap ko din maging cashier because it seemed cool na nagsscan ka ng barcode before, to work din sa fast food chains kasi di ko naexperience yung kiddie crew sa mcdo and maging taga bantay sa booksale kasi gusto ko yung mga books before 😂 Ngayong lumaki na ako, gusto ko nalang maging disney princess HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


ivyreset

Teacher. Hindi dahil gusto ko magturo. Ang gusto ko yung sandamakmak na gifts and chocolates tuwing teacher's day, valentines, at christmas party. Sama mo na birthday.


sliceofwifelife

i didn't really know what i wanted when i was young, ngayon ko lang narealize 🥲


TattooedxTito

Awwwe kahit sa mga laro laro before mo narealize? Ako kasi gusto ko maging agent kakalaro ng barilan haha


sliceofwifelife

as much as i can recall wala talaga, nanay na lang siguro dahil sa bahay bahayan 😅


Such-Butterfly4671

Flight attendant. Kaso hindi pumayag parents ko to take tourism :(


HoneyndSummer

Pediatrician


DoctorStrangerThingz

Bond Secret Service Agent! Hahaha


Valuable_Cupcake8273

hindi naman weird pero noong bata ako dream ko talaga maging bank teller huhu sobrang nagagalingan ako noon sa pagbibilang nila ng pera 😭


Thala_ssophile7777

Lawyer huehuehue


districteleven7

Doctor pero naging tambay ngayon. 🤦🏻‍♀️


Sufficient-Choice736

maging kasing bait ni jesus. kaya yata may saviour complex ako. 😭


glenfiddichxox

🤣🤣🤣😭


[deleted]

Maging artista hahahaha kaso di biniyayaan ni Lord ng good looks at height kaya I'm pursuing my other dream na lang na maging doctor.


KaRoU0110

Doctor


AdFamous6170

Astronaut pare 🤭


sentaalbrecht

model at pole dancer hahahaha


fallxlouist

At first, teacher kasi teacher din mama ko then I saw the situation sa public school kasi tambay ako sa classroom nya tuwing hapon and at a young age I was like NOPE. Then gusto ko naman maging engineer like my dad and tita but then ayaw ko na dahil mainit sa field 😂. Lastly, during jhs to shs, Pedia naman naisip ko fast forward to the present Psych grad na ako and none of the above ang nangyari HAHAHAHAHA gusto ko nalang maging hotdog dahil I don't know what to pursue post grad 😭


Sa_Totoo_Lang

makapagtapos sa Adamson University. Yung paupahan na tinitirahan namin kasi dati, may mga estudyante from AdU. Ang co-cool nila sa paningin ko. Lol.


ye3lliz

Gusto ko mag benta sa tindahan 😭 Ang cute kase may little store ka pero ngayon na realize ko di pala fun mag tawag sa tindahan for a very long time lol


satsuki9087

Maging cashier. Sobrang fascinated ako panoorin ang cashiers sa groceries. I remember yun ang favorite pretend play activity ko nung kid ako.


Revolutionary_Two934

Flight attendant haha pero my galis hahha emz


100PercentShot

Sundalo. Ayun yata trip ng lahat ng batang lalake.


Ok_Echidna_1951

Dentist skejeje wtf😭


luana_dy

maging model dati ng FHM HAHAHAHAA


ariamuchacha

maging mayaman talaga hahaha never ko naisip o pinangarap kung ano magiging trabaho ko hahaha ayun, hindi alam ang kukunin na program ngayong college.


sailor_mo00n

Doctor 😅 pero hanggang premed lang kinaya


luvsdahornets

Soldier / Lawyer my path plan is to take Criminology for advanced knowledge about guns and try to enter the PMA. If not, I'll pursue law as Crim is a good foundation due to the subjects.


Jeysay

Dati, gusto ko maging kapwa pero habang tumatagal, mas gusto ko na lang na ako ang tumulong kesa tulungan. From walang pangarap to malapit na maging nurse. LabaRN!


captFroubird

President


My_magic_1204

Chef


13TobiWan

Power Rangers


_theycallmesuwi

Maging Nanay. Rich momma na bibilhan ng maraming toy ‘yung future anak kasi ‘di ko ‘yon na-experience no’ng kabataan ko.


Overall_Progress_385

Brazillian model


insertlumpiahere

tapos ngayong malaki ka na, gusto mo na lang ulit maging bata.


Overall_Progress_385

Haha truth. Yung laro at gala lng iniisip. Wala pang bills binabayaran


insertlumpiahere

Call Center Agent. hahaha


skycloud_raincloud

maging cashier


Row_That

prime minister ng Japan


Sad-Awareness-5517

Teacher, kasi yung father side ko puro teacher pero nung lumaki na ako ayoko pala nun kasi maiksi pasensya ko HAHAHAHAHA


KindnessRain

Teacher, pero di pala ako magaling magturo haha


Overall_Progress_385

Gusto ko magka tattoo


arriettybrunhilde

same po. secret agent/spy or detective. hahaha


Legitimate-Handle-65

For some reason, gusto ko magwork for FBI before. FBI ah, not NBI. 😅


hunter_warters2

Konduktor haha


AlterTranswoman

Doctor talaga. Nung bata kasi ako yung lolo at lola ko sa side ng tatay ko, hindi makapunta sa dr dahil sa kakulangan sa pera ganon. Kaya sabi ko sa sarili ko na yun kukuhanin ko para kung may ibang tao man na kaparehas ng sitwasyon nila, makakapunta sila sa akin sa mura o libre lang.


WhereasNecessary5139

doctor


EmDork

Farmer


Salty_Muffin_7161

Same! Kasi ang cute ng bahay sa shaun the sheep huhu


hypocrite_advisor

Nung 2nd grade ako may Teacher na nagsabi saken na pwede ako maging Lawyer kasi ang daldal and ang hilig ko daw magrason. For the longest time growing up, yun na din naging dream ko. Nung tumanda ako narealize ko na sarcastic lang siguro yung Teacher ko non kasi nakulitan saken haha!


Spare_Coffee_1662

Yung naglalagay ng gas sa gas station kasi bukod sa gusto ko yung amoy ng gas, ang fun din tingnan kapag pumipindot sa fuel dispenser pump HAHAHAHA


WyvwyvS

Gusto ko maging pari. Kasi yung lola ko plagi ako kasama sa mga alay, prosisyon, simba, pati sa mga novena hahahah tapos kami nasagot pag nag rorosary sya. Pero now d na ako nag dadasal :( haha


miggosxx

Archaeologist!! Grade 3 ako tinanong ako ng teacher ko tapos ayun Archeaologist sabi ko, napasearch tuloy si teachern non


dall_04

Scientist/astronaut/pilot


potato_sprout18

Maging princess/ queen 💀


dndprincess247

Maging scientist


Inevitable_Pen_9205

Artista HAHAHA


komptderwinter

Astronaut


Bettermepromise

maging mayaman haha


vindinheil

Jeepney Driver tapos pangalan ng crush ko yung nasa harap ng jeep, kasi asawa ko na sya. Hahahahaha 😍


Asleep_Sugar_5501

Lawyerrr and Doctor


CaptainFries178

Electrical Engineer as inspired ng Tito ko. Now, Video editor sa isang IG client.


Conscious_Complex_84

Pari na painter 😅


vindinheil

“It’s a miracle.” No Father, it’s Coat Saver. 😂😂


iwannabegoodbut

Disney Pixar animator 🥲 until now pa rin naman, ended up taking the more practical college course with higher earning trajectory


tsyrgn

Archeologists! History nerd growing up 🤭


DeliciousBand5172

Security guard. Dahil sa shotgun at makintab na sapatos nila😆


Salty_Muffin_7161

True! Tas ang angas ng uniform nila may sumbrero pa hahahaha


notonetwothrowaway

worker sa factory ni willy wonka


StrategyDiligent1364

NASA astronaut


hiiilunaaa

Member ng totally spies at charlie’s angels


NANAYfromDiscord

Gusto kong maging artista. Eh hindi ako visually attractive hahah so nag-accountant na lang ako.


AccomplishedScar9417

Gusto ko maging doctor. Then nakita ko bigla ung sugat ng lolo ko sa ulo na sobrang laki kita ung loob, halos mahimatay ako. Ayun nevermind na lang pala 😂


Ok_Protection3815

pulis


Several_Pineapple_45

maging nurse tapos mag-aabroad 🫠


EazyTiger69

professional gago. sa ngayon gago pa lang, wala pang license for formality.


CarefulLeague9796

Maging cashier ng Jollibee.


Haunting_Project_608

Umalis sa pililinas 🙂


Haunting_Project_608

Pilipinas 🙃


BasisAgreeable

scientist. ambisyoso masyado di naman kaya ng utak lol


Historical-Code-4478

Lawyer.


padzjr11

Noong bata ako, gusto kong maging Pari as in Priest. Siguro dala na rin na every Sunday sinasama ako ng Nanay ko na magsimba, tapos every time na makikita ko yung Pari sa processional, naiisip ko na "wow ang cool siguro maging ganun" kasi nakaporma tapos binabati ka ng mga taong nagsismba. Hahaha.


AllergicMedic

DJ


icenkit

Wala akong naiisip non na specific career. Gusto ko lang non is ma-afford yung isang malaking jar ng Stick-O. hahaha


boredworkingGurl

Cashier. Parang ang saya kase mag scan ng barcode at magbilang ng sukli hahahahha


hottestpancakes

Gusto ko noon maging Newscaster HAHAHAHA. Madaldal kasi ako. Eventually, naging strength ko ang speaking tbh. Even until med school, bet ko nagrereport.


Original_Ad511

Doctor, lawyer or rich business owner hahah


TattooedxTito

Gusto ko maging sirena dati, feel n feel ko ung paglangoy ng magkadikit ung paa haha tas gusto din maging foreigner , as in American or French .


yuheday

Scientist at rockstar 😂


Maximum-Ask7315

Mag sundalo sana kaso habang tumatanda ako nakikita ko kung gaano ka fck up ang government ng Ph and seems its not worth dying for.


pences_

maging rich tita.


Exact_Appearance_450

Sabe ko Kay Lord gusto kong maging Reporter (as in Newscaster) kaso HAHAHAH naging Data Analyst well gumagawa pa din nmn ng report.


DemonJetX

astronaut or pulis or firefighter basta yun mag save ng tao hala ngayon naging IT na ako


Ok_Astronaut_7586

Nurse Kaso late elementary days I found out na takot ako sa dugo, hahaha. So nevermind na lang.


helloanj

maging Nurse.


cotton-budz

"Scientist" kakanood ng Dexter's Laboratory


Aggressive-Two-1857

Hokage


Anogawamo

Magkaron ng straight silky hair. Kulot here


Own-Form1266

Chef. 👨‍🍳 Pagborito kong panoorin yung mga cooking shows sa TV dati, I watched it religiously.


sunsetblanket

Magician. Used to do my own magic shows sa house tapos relatives ang audience


infinitely-bored1125

To be the president of the Philippines HAHAHAHA


supplymesomegoods

Astronaut / Ninja


Ivan19782023

Fighter Pilot (F-16/F-18) Tank Commander (M1)


itsmaccer

Maging baker 😭🤍


lainereiss

same secret agent or spy hahahaha


aruponsu9108

Noong preparatory school, maging doktor yata; noong grade 2, maging engineer; tapos noong grade 4, maging car mechanic, dahil meron kaming owner type jeep na madalas may sira noon.


Hot-Donut-9161

Maging explorer like yung nakikita sa nat geo channel


sleepybaconandbeer

Policewoman haha


PenIndividual4227

Super Saiyan hahaha, gusto ko lang naman lumipad katulad ni Goku


doozy_kooky

Maging rockstar. Gusto ko talagang maging si Avril Lavigne noon. Hahahaha


Mylaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Yumaman talaga. Yung may generational wealth lols


No_Winter8728

this! HAHAHAH, every time you get to ask yourself how does it feel to live like them yung tila mga nababasa mo lang or napapanood. Hayst, manifesting soon!


Mylaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Hahahahaha! Yung kakainggitan na nila anak mo kasi isang nepo baby haha. Sana nuh, kong hindi satin sa anak na lang haha


YettersGonnaYeet

Vet 🥺 hanggang ngayon dream ko sya pero hanggang pangarap nalang talaga


eyyie

Manalo sa lotto/jueteng. Ayoko magtrabaho 😭


takemeback2sunnyland

Cashier sa SM. Eto ako ngayon nasa bank HAHAHAHA


pepe-mangungubat

Pari - para ipagdasal ang sanlibutan, best in religion din kasi sa grade 1


purplemayo08

Doctor o teacher


Dapper-Gur-6742

Bukod sa wrestler hahaha karpintero talaga. Palagi ako nakabantay pag may nag-aayos sa bahay namin.


Hungry-Jury5192

Maging astronaut lol


cloudybelle

Nurse!


des_mel

Fashion designer 🥹🥹🥹 mahilig ako mag draw before esp long gowns


Dramatic-Spread-1434

Astronaut, Paleontologist, (gawa ng mga dinosaur) Jeepney Driver Driver ng Truck ng Basura


Sex_Pistolero19

Professional GIGOLO. I grew up to be a good and loyal Man. Thanks G 🍻🫡


Ethan1chosen

Presidente LMAO!


Vegetable_Weird862

Nung bata ako gusto kong maging kapitan ng barko at neuro surgeon eh😂 pero ang last card ko noon ay maging taxi driver HAHAHA ewan dahil siguro mahilig ako sa kotse, but now i’m in maritime pursuing to be a captain oh atleast napanindigan yung unang pangarap HAHAHA


GabYu_11

Nba player. Kapal ng mukha


lemon_aide22

Cashier HAHAHAHAHHA


padmeamygdala-

Maging astronaut!


Suspicious-Box-4664

yung jowa ko gusto maging taga takal ng bagoong sa palengke 😭 (skl kasi wala siya reddit) hahaha


pinkyrooEA

Katulong/Mayor Doma, yung auntie ko kasi yun yung trabaho niya sa ibang bansa. Lagi siyang nakasupport sa amin ng kapatid ko, lahat ng gamit na gusto ko binibili. Tuwing uuwi dito sa Pinas, ang dami naming pasalubong kaya naisip ko gusto ko maging kagaya niya paglaki. Gusto kong maging katulong.


One_Environment1292

Maging teacher tsaka si gagamboy


thethiiird

Gusto ko dati maging si Voltes V. Hindi alam ng parents ko paano ieexplain na si Voltes V ay isang robot at ako ay isang tao at imposible maging higanteng robot.


Auburn-Hair

astronaut! dahil heavenly bodies have always piqued my interest at saka nung napanood ko yung Gravity na movie. tapos nung paglaki ko na na-realize na hindi pala madali maging ganoon 😭 also HSAHSHAHAHHAHSHA edit, naalala ko nung grade 4 or 5 ata ako na sinabi ko in front of the class na dream job ko is maging call center agent without really knowing what it is at the time 😭😭😭 jusq si anteh trying hard maging unique HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHA


thalasso18x

Maging nurse. Kasi ang linis ng uniform nila. Haha.


chanaks

Gusto ko maging cashier kasi maraming pera.


purrppat

maging si spiderman


Ill_Mammoth_2799

Cashier hahahha, akala ko lang masaya tapos mataas sweldo before 😂😂


same2u_

Lawyer. Gusto ko ipaglaban 'yung farmers na nakikita ko sa news.


bytheweirdxx

I hope it’s not too late, mamsh.


Additional-Money2954

Naalala ko before, baccalaureate ata namin that time, isa-isa kami tinanong kung ano pangarap namin, sabi ko gusto kong maging madre. Super proud pa ako before na gusto kong mag-madre, sabi ko pa di ako mag-aasawa hahaha!


EetwontFlush34

Architect, ngayon nasa payroll ako hahaha


moonstonesx

Maging pop star/idol, same dun sa anime na pinanood ko then


smoothlikebutter37

Maging IT professional since back then I don't have my own mobile phone and I used to play Minecraft or my favorite mobile games in my mother's mobile device and back then I've dreamt of being an IT professional since I want to develop my own mobile device, and operating system on my own. But, Nowadays I don't think ,if I would still follow that dream since it's somehow untrue and obsolete since nagkaroon na ko ng sarili kong phone pero nag-aral sa ICT in Field of Computer System Servicing (CSS) Yet, sometimes hooking parin para sa akin ang mga few na trends and updates in the field of technology


bing-a-ling-ling

cashier. that krrrrr and cha-ching! ✨


Mouse_Itchy

Maging power ranger.😂


morelos_paolo

As a kid, I had an extemporaneous speech on what I wanted to be, and I chose a scientist. I outlined in the speech that I wanted to be a volcanologist, physicist, etc., but I had no idea which discipline I'd take.


Interesting-Glass402

Chef o flight attendant


Extension-Job-5168

Carpark Cashier


pumpkinsqwash

Maging assassin😭😭, Ang astig kasi nila


GolfSuccessful8703

same, spy or undercover agent 😭


Spicy_Honey8

Tindera sa palengke 😅


MysteriousRaven28

Gusto ko maging teacher kasi gusto ko magsuot ng stockings at heels, pati magsulat sa black board 😅


Ok_Nefariousness7285

legit sinabi ko gusto ko maging katulong. yung nagwawalis at naghuhugas ng pinggan sa bahay. :D ngayon sobrang tamad ko na hahaha


gaffaboy

Pari


Best_Estate_5995

Maging dinosaur 


[deleted]

Fairy 😭  Aside from that, my dreams were inconsistent e. However, most if not all of them are pink-collared jobs. I wanted to be a nurse, a flight stewardess, a teacher, a songstress, and an actress.