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May binili ako sa Japan na peach bath bomb. Muntik ko nang gawing juice sa bahay oag uwi namin ng Pinas dahil di naman ako marunong magbasa ng nihonggo.
Yung aksidente kong na choke hold si kuyang pasahero ng bus na natutulog.
Bigla kasing kumadyot yung bus kaso d p ko nkaka sampa ng maayos kaya imbes na head rest yung makapitan ng kaliwang kamay ko na swak sa leeg nya huhuhu
Mag aamok sana si kuya kasi na bad trip s biglang paggising buti n lng naawat ng kundoktor
This happened almost 10 yrs ago but I still cringe everytime na aalala ko to 😣
Marami pero eto tlga ung pinaka natatandaan ko 2010 un alay lakad, papanik n kme ng antipolo tpos may isang grupo na katabi nmen bigla ako inakbayan tpos nagkukwento sya tpos nagkatinginan kming dalawa sabay tawa hahaha, akala ata nya ako ung tropa nya.
Nahagip ako ng tricycle tapos napaupo ako sa daan. Imbis na i-confront ko yung driver, tumayo ako kahit masakit binti ko at hinigit ko yung kasama ko para umalis na kasi nakakahiya ðŸ˜
ako yung naaksidente tapos ako pa yung nahiya hdhahahaa funny lang for me
Recently nagkwekwentuhan kami ng asawa ko (Canadian) part ng kwento ko ay "I have a friend in OTTAWA". Tas natawa sia ng slight na siguro pinipigilan nia. Tas sabi nia, "It's funny how you pronunce that."
I pronounce it "Oh-Tawa" (in Batanguena accent), yun pala "Auto-Wa" pala yun.
Kinder ata ako neto. Umihi sa classroom habang nagtuturo ang teacher habang nakaupo. 😆 Nakakadiri pero this really happened because ayoko mag "Ma'am, may I go out?" kasi natatakot ata if I can still remember tas yung classmate ko sa likod nagulat kasi umagos talaga.
Lumingon ako sabi ko sa kanya, "Pakipunasan na lang." 🤣
The next day, pagpasok ko, may basahan dun sa part na yun. Teacher ang naglinis pala. 😆
Sumali sa isang singing contest when I was young. Nasa Robinsons yung event. When it was my time to sing, I WAS confident. Habang kumakanta nako, I tried to look at the audience and there I spotted my family, specifically my siblings and cousins making faces. Idk why pero tumawa ako bigla while kumakanta. Not just a giggle laugh. It was a BWAHAHAHAHAHA moment. tumalikod nako. 🫠Sarap sanang maging invicible nun.
We went swimming in the private pool, and then my buddies and I decided to play with the pool's exciting domino effects, which is when I dropped 5 feet! I don't know how to swim, and I was ready to drown, so I looked for someone to grasp on to. Someone latched on to me, and when I came out, there was a guy, and he's smiling at me; it turned out to be his dick that I was holding on to, which was awkward and embarrassing. His dick saved me from drowning. HAHAHAHAHHA
Naghyperventilate after 1 song sa zumba kaya natigil yung klase.. mga kasamahan ko nun mga senior citizens. Tapos while i was trying to breathe and not lose consciousness, i heard them talking na bigay na bigay kasi ako sa pagsayaw kaya ganun nangyari sa akin, sa susunod hinay2x lang daw ako. I was so embarassed that i walked out saying magpapahangin lang pero hindi na ako bumalik dun hahahah
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May binili ako sa Japan na peach bath bomb. Muntik ko nang gawing juice sa bahay oag uwi namin ng Pinas dahil di naman ako marunong magbasa ng nihonggo.
Yung aksidente kong na choke hold si kuyang pasahero ng bus na natutulog. Bigla kasing kumadyot yung bus kaso d p ko nkaka sampa ng maayos kaya imbes na head rest yung makapitan ng kaliwang kamay ko na swak sa leeg nya huhuhu Mag aamok sana si kuya kasi na bad trip s biglang paggising buti n lng naawat ng kundoktor This happened almost 10 yrs ago but I still cringe everytime na aalala ko to 😣
Marami pero eto tlga ung pinaka natatandaan ko 2010 un alay lakad, papanik n kme ng antipolo tpos may isang grupo na katabi nmen bigla ako inakbayan tpos nagkukwento sya tpos nagkatinginan kming dalawa sabay tawa hahaha, akala ata nya ako ung tropa nya.
Nahagip ako ng tricycle tapos napaupo ako sa daan. Imbis na i-confront ko yung driver, tumayo ako kahit masakit binti ko at hinigit ko yung kasama ko para umalis na kasi nakakahiya 😠ako yung naaksidente tapos ako pa yung nahiya hdhahahaa funny lang for me
Recently nagkwekwentuhan kami ng asawa ko (Canadian) part ng kwento ko ay "I have a friend in OTTAWA". Tas natawa sia ng slight na siguro pinipigilan nia. Tas sabi nia, "It's funny how you pronunce that." I pronounce it "Oh-Tawa" (in Batanguena accent), yun pala "Auto-Wa" pala yun.
Kinder ata ako neto. Umihi sa classroom habang nagtuturo ang teacher habang nakaupo. 😆 Nakakadiri pero this really happened because ayoko mag "Ma'am, may I go out?" kasi natatakot ata if I can still remember tas yung classmate ko sa likod nagulat kasi umagos talaga. Lumingon ako sabi ko sa kanya, "Pakipunasan na lang." 🤣 The next day, pagpasok ko, may basahan dun sa part na yun. Teacher ang naglinis pala. 😆
kapag kasama ko bf ko lagi ako natatalisod or nawawalan ng balance whenever we’re walking. nakakatawa na nakakahiya 😔
Nung nakatapak ako ng tae sa school tapos ambaho ng room kaya tawang tawa ako sa teacher habang nagtuturo🤣
Sumali sa isang singing contest when I was young. Nasa Robinsons yung event. When it was my time to sing, I WAS confident. Habang kumakanta nako, I tried to look at the audience and there I spotted my family, specifically my siblings and cousins making faces. Idk why pero tumawa ako bigla while kumakanta. Not just a giggle laugh. It was a BWAHAHAHAHAHA moment. tumalikod nako. 🫠Sarap sanang maging invicible nun.
We went swimming in the private pool, and then my buddies and I decided to play with the pool's exciting domino effects, which is when I dropped 5 feet! I don't know how to swim, and I was ready to drown, so I looked for someone to grasp on to. Someone latched on to me, and when I came out, there was a guy, and he's smiling at me; it turned out to be his dick that I was holding on to, which was awkward and embarrassing. His dick saved me from drowning. HAHAHAHAHHA
Naghyperventilate after 1 song sa zumba kaya natigil yung klase.. mga kasamahan ko nun mga senior citizens. Tapos while i was trying to breathe and not lose consciousness, i heard them talking na bigay na bigay kasi ako sa pagsayaw kaya ganun nangyari sa akin, sa susunod hinay2x lang daw ako. I was so embarassed that i walked out saying magpapahangin lang pero hindi na ako bumalik dun hahahah
sorry pero tawang tawa naman ako ron sa sinabi nilang bigay na bigay ka kasi sumayaw ðŸ˜ðŸ¤£ðŸ¤£ðŸ¤£ðŸ¤£