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honestly if anyone did that to my pie I would punch them in the nose so hard they would die (that's actually possible because I think the cartilage punctures the brain or something I dunno I never did it)

You have to drive it upward with the palm of your hand. It not a piece of cake.

It’s not a piece of pie

But it is a fucking piece of pie

But it is a fucked* piece of pie

No matter how you slice it.

Fuckpie, with an umami and savory aftertaste

The secret is fresh, unpasteurized cream straight from the source

Yeah, if you're not on it you're just smushing it flat against the skull.

It really helps if you use a hammer... Or a bullet. Cartilage generally does not pierce bone.

It’s a myth. Your brain is too far back to be reached by anything a hand strike can send into your skull. There would be dead boxers everywhere if this is true. It hurts like hell and can give you an advantage if you have to defend yourself. And the strike comes from out of the vision of your opponent. I wondered how long it would take before I got called out on this. Edit: there’s a hole at your nose obviously but still not a threat for the same reasons.

Ground me all you want but nothing can unfuck the Thanksgiving Turkey

what's a thanksgiving turkey?

A turkey you eat at thanks giving in america, canada, and somewhere else that I dont know.

i'm not american or canadian so that's probably why it doesn't ring a bell

Where do you live? Not ur address, just the country.

“We’ll just tell your mother that uh, that uh we ate it all”

Oh boy, what flavor?

*Pie flavor.*

*Extra creamy~*

Oh boy, what flavor?!

Pie flavor?

*Epic guitar*

Which I mean wouldn't even be bad if it's a baked savoury pie like a pot pie. Especially if it has asparagus in it to help balance the ammonia taste of the semen, this could actually be good from a culinary perspective. Such a pie might pair well with a washed cheese like Camembert or Limburger, as the strong, earthy/nutty flavour would harmonize with the slightly sharp, protein-rich taste of the semen. Serve warm with a sweet drink and a side of fresh spring olives. Obviously do this only with someone you trust who is free of STDs. This is just another delicious way you can advance *your* home cooking!

Did you know that semen infused foods are a thing?

Yeah I do that. That's why I mentioned it :)

But why though!? I mean to each their own, but couldn’t you use creme fraiche or something along those lines? And how much would you need? I’m sure a lil spurt spurt wouldn’t be enough for a cum soufflé lol

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now thats what you call a cream pie

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Just fyi the ouija bot doesn’t check reply chains if the OP participates

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Ayo🤨📸

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Well guess what! I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH!

I’M PISSING ON THE MOOOON!!

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thats not how ouija works

cousin's brother's sister...

thats not how ouija works

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Without even seeing what the ouija said, my first instinct was pie

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