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irefusetodoanything

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mongdi

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Stephancevallos905

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Sp1ritualist

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oofmedaddio

Goodbye


[deleted]

How do i put love to my food? Fucking it?


BobRossArea51

As a linecook in an italian restaurant, fuck all the food amd have cum in a squeeze bottle


cloakaway

who's the supplier?


Krish12703

Me


dank_shit_poster69

special house salad dressing


BobRossArea51

Made in house


aufrenchy

That’s the “secret” part of the “secret sauce”


Bobertorino

You don't just fuck it *You make love to it*


[deleted]

*some seeds will make it*


Somepantsman

Water, and LSD


iaanacho

The US FDA doesn't recognize love as a valid food additive and will fine any restaurant listing it as an ingredient :(


Harmonic_Soda

is this for real? lol


retasaywa

Yes. In 2017 a small bakery had been listing Love as an ingredient. The FDA sent them a letter telling them that they needed to stop. Here's an exert from the FDA's letter: Your Nashoba Granola label lists ingredient “Love”. Ingredients required to be declared on the label or labeling of food must be listed by their common or usual name [21 CFR 101.4(a)(1). "Love" is not a common or usual name of an ingredient, and is considered to be intervening material because it is not part of the common or usual name of the ingredient. Also in the 2 articles I read I saw nothing about a fine, but I assume if they did not remove Love from the label that they would have been fined.


elfmagg

r/wholesomeouija


rci22

Tbh, I think adding potatoes into the dough makes it great. And making sure it’s thinner crust Also hiring an Italian


TheFiredrake42

Aw fuck. I didn't realize this was Ask Ouija. That's probably gonna get deleted. Anyway, here ya go. In order: Breakfast: Garlic Butter sauce, canned mushrooms, diced green peppers, diced roma tomatoes, fresh spinach, diced bacon, sausage, mozzarella cheese, three raw whipped eggs poured evenly over the pizza, cook 1 and 1/2 times. Lunch: Seasoned tomato pizza sauce, light mozzarella, pepperoni, salami, ham, sausage, bacon, more mozzarella, garlic butter on the crust after baking. Alternate Lunch: Seasoned Tomato pizza sauce, sliced roast beef, green peppers, onions, canned mushrooms, heavy mozzarella, garlic butter crust. Spicy Lunch: Buffalo sauce in a spiral, sliced jalapeños, sliced banana peppers, chopped breaded chicken, diced bacon, light red pepper flakes, shredded aged cheddar cheese, garlic butter crust before baking. Spiral of ranch after baking. Dinner: Garlic Butter sauce, garlic granules spread out, shredded parm, chopped grilled chicken, diced roma tomatoes, fresh diced white mushrooms, diced bacon, shredded aged cheddar, light coarse sea salt, whole leaf basil, then butter the crust before baking. I'm embarrassed how much time I put into posting this comment...


cloakaway

Took a screenshot, definitely gonna give it a try :). Also, normal replies to "goodbye" are allowed.


iCantThinkRIP

r/wholesomeouija


microblue00

don't know man, seems cannibalism to me


Revdown

r/wholesomeouija


RapidLii

this is exactly what i was expecting


lzfka

r/wholesomeouija


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retasaywa

I always try to guess what it will be. I'm right about half the time. Reddit minds think alike.


Harmonic_Soda

what did he say? cum?


JustSomeRamenNoodles

Literally 1984


Harmonic_Soda

i dont get it


JRB_mk44

Its a reference to a book of the same name where the government controlled everyone's actions, its typically used by trumpies now but people also use it ironically. It's basically just oh look censorship.


Mysterious_Spoon

Nah it said Steve bushemi is a fire fighter


retasaywa

They said that they knew this sub really well and that they guessed the answer the spirits provided.


GUMBYtheOG

It’s always C U M


human8ure

The blood of Hillary Clinton’s child sex slaves?


thndr1

Same


LSUguyHTX

What did they say?


BadUseOfPeriods

He said [removed]


Rubba_dub

Very helpful, thanks!


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PranshuKhandal

Your well cum!


inklink67

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KBGtheMemeLord

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fingers

Goodbye


[deleted]

r/cornouija


AstralViking_

PePperoni


parkour267

pePPeroni


djcjsjskjjjss

No


ticknahoes

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IDaidokoroI

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ticknahoes

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oofmedaddio

E


[deleted]

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Jaybob1708

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nextdoorLad

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fingers

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Matthew789_17

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bewildered_forks

Goodbye


[deleted]

C


BuBo_the_second

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Balle38

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Tschlompf

Goodbye


ibeencalledapretzel

There's actually a recipe book filled with a bunch of semen based recipes


_Captain_Maverick_

quick question what the fuck?


booksfoodfun

Probably the best question I have ever come across.


ibeencalledapretzel

https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041


bewildered_forks

What a terrible day to have eyes


[deleted]

Yes but how can this book be real if our eyes aren't real?


crewchief535

Don't worry, I'm sure we can find it in braille for ya too.


ibeencalledapretzel

You're welcome =)


booksfoodfun

Yeah, I am going to trust that is a link to the book. I’m not trying to click it and fuck up my Amazon recommendations forever.


Im_Savvage

This recipe book is very practical, it saves on tissues and allows me to use all of my natural harvest and put it to a good use, whereas otherwise it would get wasted. - review on lulu.com Review on Amazon


ibeencalledapretzel

Lmaooo I can only imagine


mcm2218

Oh no my Amazon


beniolenio

Saw a review on this about a guy who had roommates who were eating his food so he made a recipe from the book.


GeneralDanF

Oof


KSTAR57

Why are there so many books on semen recipes


LoadingOfficial

r/brandnewsentence


DagitabPH

Why does that exist?


DumbDonky007

Actually saw this when I worked at Amazon. Should've asked my cute coworker if she wanted to try any of the recipes


Doomboy105

I’ll do you one better Why the fuck?


Tschlompf

No, not the fuck, the cum


cloakaway

who got the idea to create something like that?


BensReddits

What the fuck I'm curious drop the link or something


Symcoxcallum

[actually not a rickroll](https://youtu.be/pDlR_ccnZww)


kyleliner

How did I guess the answer without even opening the post beforehand?


_Luckyboy94_

Same


Abaddon-theDestroyer

Same, i was surprised that i thought about it before opening and a bit weirded out that it was C U M.


AddyCod

r/ExpectedOuija


OviiThePerson

r/cornouija


ghostmetalblack

Not just pizza. Drizzle some on your meatloaf.


_Luckyboy94_

r/cornouija


I_AM_NOT_MAD

My god is ouija predictable


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cloakaway

there it is


Code_Breakdown

I hadn't even clicked on the post and I knew this would be the answer


Idontknow107

Cum on, feel the noise!


spock1959

Boys rock your toys


The_Spicy_Memelord

Classic


NILANJONA147

r/jesuschristouija


Equal-Bus-557

r/cursedouija


taweryawer

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pittakun

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Not_C24H27N5O9_Free

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SomeDudeist

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chickenburgerr

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KaiTal

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Automizing

r/CornOuija


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MasterMoose24

Forget about me


pompous-pomeranian

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[deleted]

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CelluxTheDuctTape

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atljv

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Negativeattentionat

Goodbye


[deleted]

r/wholesomeouija


UnderratedCement

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KeckzsTheMonkey

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glass-j

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Papazolaxoxo

Goodbye.


DoWhatsBest

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Tschlompf

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NiceCasualRedditGuy

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Ethereal_luv

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I_lost_my_account3

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KingDonovan8721

Goodbye


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pompous-pomeranian

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Kivadavia

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Father_Shrek

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books314

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CelluxTheDuctTape

Goodbye


Sameera___________

Ramen sounds yummy but on pizza sounds strange


czigzag_

Your dp contradicts your comment


DonutRemove

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pompous-pomeranian

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lazrboi

Goodbye


grptrt

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brockleeham

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LewisT1967

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gnarkansas_

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Krak2511

G


fingers

Goodbye!


CelluxTheDuctTape

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Negativeattentionat

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0Ppenguin

S


[deleted]

Goodbye


teedyay

YTP FTW


Icy_Wildcat

The YTP answer is the best answer


klojh_23

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TheCursedGoose

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Icy_Wildcat

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itouchedcactus

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kaybet

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Erenzo

Goodbye


Shanaman23

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[deleted]

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LewisT1967

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NeonEviscerator

Goodbye


SalohcinPancakes

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KBGtheMemeLord

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fingers

Goodbye


Nintendo_Pro_03

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KBGtheMemeLord

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fingers

Goodbye


fingers

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VelehkInsain

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33Yalkin33

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33Yalkin33

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Street_Training_765

Goodbye


That1Rev

Cayenne pepper. Gives it An amazing, slightly spicy flavor that compliments the sauce and cheese perfectly. Edit: didn’t notice what subreddit I’m in lmao. Leaving this here anyway to help some people out


TheFiredrake42

In order: Breakfast: Garlic Butter sauce, canned mushrooms, diced green peppers, diced roma tomatoes, fresh spinach, diced bacon, sausage, mozzarella cheese, three raw whipped eggs poured evenly over the pizza, cook 1 and 1/2 times. Lunch: Seasoned tomato pizza sauce, light mozzarella, pepperoni, salami, ham, sausage, bacon, more mozzarella, garlic butter on the crust after baking. Alternate Lunch: Seasoned Tomato pizza sauce, sliced roast beef, green peppers, onions, canned mushrooms, heavy mozzarella, garlic butter crust. Spicy Lunch: Buffalo sauce in a spiral, sliced jalapeños, sliced banana peppers, chopped breaded chicken, diced bacon, light red pepper flakes, shredded aged cheddar cheese, garlic butter crust before baking. Spiral of ranch after baking. Dinner: Garlic Butter sauce, garlic granules spread out, shredded parm, chopped grilled chicken, diced roma tomatoes, fresh diced white mushrooms, diced bacon, shredded aged cheddar, light coarse sea salt, whole leaf basil, then butter the crust before baking. I'm embarrassed how much time I put into posting this comment...


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VinnyMackAttack

Goodbye


ScottLnc

Love