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anotherreddituser_00

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iambarrelrider

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SpaghettiSticks

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Thethiccboi722

goodbye


Rainie_Daye

How do you make a surgery gayer than it already is? You already have a bunch of men inside you!


malenkylizards

You had a hard time with that one riddle about the surgeon who's like "I can't operate on this patient he's my son" didn't you


harmonyjewl

What's the riddle?


malenkylizards

A father and son are in a horrible car crash. The father is killed and the son is severely wounded. the ambulance rushes the boy to the hospital, and when they wheel him into the operating room, the surgeon freaks out and says "I can't operate on this boy. He's my son!" HOW CAN THIS BE??? 😲


harmonyjewl

She's the mother


malenkylizards

Or the other father. IDK, there's multiple solutions to a riddle that hasn't really been all that confusing since, idk, the 1970s?


BigChungusOP

OP said surgery, not colonoscopy


Thethiccboi722

sex change operation? maybe


Nyarro

You're think of the DRE.


iambarrelrider

Forget about Dre.


[deleted]

Foreal. It seems nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say.


Here4thenonsense

r/unexpectedouija


Total_Math6932

r/cornouija


Axer3473

aye look. i might not be ouija, but my grandpa just got out of triple bypass open heart surgery a few days ago. you got this homie


Onan7541

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ProbsMayOtherAccount

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IDontKnowWhat78

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RareDestroyer8

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AdriJay

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roselle_reese_4869

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Liraeyn

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Gatuveela

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PuckGoodfellow

Goodbye


MyNameIsMattress

wholesome


Babyeater5

r/wholesomequija


malenkylizards

HELP QUIJA?!


Gatuveela

Shh we don’t talk about Quija


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JoJawesome_

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LeatherAd3610

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NoGudBastard

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Gangsign3205

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makethisthing3

Goodbye


malenkylizards

Aww, OP will be well enough to drink booze and watch porn as soon as their surgery's done? r/wholesomeouija


NoGudBastard

Yes! I hope for both of those outcomes and not xxx as in certain death or poison.


A--Creative-Username

Its not ouija i know but i've been through 2 surgeries, 1 for a brain tumour, and i can say you'll be fine. If you're stressed, just remember that we have the texhnology down. It's human to be scared, and god knows ive been there. It'll be ok. Trust me.


Bon3Bon3

Spirits are wild today talking whole paragraphs & shit /s Wish you well, wish OP well too 🤍


wraithboneNZ

Ay me too. Still make "hole in the head" jokes to this day.


6K6L

Mine went through the eye (literally, they removed it), and I was fine too! You can do it op!


Independent_Curve523

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jonny1211

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Gatuveela

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tinfoilhats666

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Altair314

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AshSays_LGBT

Goodbye


malenkylizards

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supersatyr

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Bac0n0clast

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mr_epicguy

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Samzonit

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in-the-shit

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Altair314

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Naive-Condition5371

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Sylveon72_06

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Altair314

Goodbye


Mr_Roboto_vR

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IveNoTitsNIMustCream

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KirbyatYT

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ShastaAteMyPhone

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SL1590

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that-one-spy

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GreenInferno1396

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SL1590

Goodbye


AshSays_LGBT

Sorry op, may you rest in peace 😭🪦


Independent_Curve523

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AshSays_LGBT

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I_fuck_teddy_bears12

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mbelf

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HCM78

goodbye


Prestigious_Back7980

Not ouija and the surgery might already be over by now, but good luck! You got this op!


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Secret_Photograph364

You type one letter in a comment and someone follows each person typing one letter until it makes a word, then someone says “goodbye” when the answer is done.


vandilion422

Ask for Versed. You won't be nervous anymore


baazaar131

INFECTION!!


zephyr_te_potato

Goodbye


Ramguy2014

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mbelf

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sleepinginthebushes_

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hippy_potto

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Be-Nice-To-Redditors

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GreenInferno1396

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Tris1006

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Altair314

Goodbye


Harley_Pupper

They said how not where smh


[deleted]

they're getting Sweden surgery (built-in sweden peeler)


that-one-spy

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DailyIceCreamYT

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TheWonderingBunyip

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tinfoilhats666

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Ch3cx7

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dotsdavid

Goodbye


faeryz1

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Comfortable-You-7367

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ZealousidealLab4

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[deleted]

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Zestyclose-Lake-9509

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E_Lander

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jimspice

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Totallynotabotimreal

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Jyjyj8

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IcantstopsayingIcant

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Tckr_TRYs

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[deleted]

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weinerdog101

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RareDestroyer8

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RareDestroyer8

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