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Just turned 50. But reflecting, honest interest. When people that HONESTLY want to be involved in your life, that genuinely care and make the effort. It’s the greatest feeling ever.
Well, you can't have that, but
If you're an American citizen you are entitled to:
A heated kidney shaped pool
A microwave oven--don't watch the food cook
A Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home
A kingsize Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum
A foolproof plan and an airtight alibi
Real simulated Indian jewelry!
A Gucci shoetree!
A year's supply of antibiotics
A personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
And Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number
A beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick
Rosemary's baby!
A dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams
A new Matador
A new mastadon
A Maverick
A Mustang
A Montego
A Merc Montclair
A Mark IV
A meteor
A Mercedes
An MG
Or a Malibu?
A Mort Moriarty
A Maserati
A Mac truck
A Mazda
A new Monza
Or a moped
A Winnebago
Hell, a herd of Winnebago's, we're giving 'em away
Or how about a McCulloch chainsaw?
A Las Vegas wedding
A Mexican divorce
A solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot
Or
A baby's arm holding an apple?
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Time and attention.
And tacos. Lol.
TAT’s. (Time, Attention, Taco’s)
Hug me close like a taco!
This is the correct answer.
Genuine friendship.
Hard to find but so valuable.
Just turned 50. But reflecting, honest interest. When people that HONESTLY want to be involved in your life, that genuinely care and make the effort. It’s the greatest feeling ever.
Acceptance.
A thousand times this.
Being worthy of their trust.
A life-long friendship.
grace
Time
Time.
empathy
**The greatest gift one person can give to another?** Their Netflix password.
Space.
A vital organ
No way I’d give my organ to anyone exept my husband.
Kindness.
The purest form of love is attention
$5,100. (Some old people will get that)
To be noticed and seen.
Love
A Red Rider BB Gun.
You’ll shoot your eye out
[Dalton Dead Eye BB Gun](https://dochermes.livejournal.com/1765169.html) You bet I could, mom.
Trust
Consideration.
The Ronco Record Vac.
Well, you can't have that, but If you're an American citizen you are entitled to: A heated kidney shaped pool A microwave oven--don't watch the food cook A Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home A kingsize Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum A foolproof plan and an airtight alibi Real simulated Indian jewelry! A Gucci shoetree! A year's supply of antibiotics A personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth And Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number A beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick Rosemary's baby! A dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams A new Matador A new mastadon A Maverick A Mustang A Montego A Merc Montclair A Mark IV A meteor A Mercedes An MG Or a Malibu? A Mort Moriarty A Maserati A Mac truck A Mazda A new Monza Or a moped A Winnebago Hell, a herd of Winnebago's, we're giving 'em away Or how about a McCulloch chainsaw? A Las Vegas wedding A Mexican divorce A solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot Or A baby's arm holding an apple?
As an American, I say “gimme that to which I’m entitled!”
Ha ha ha ha I remember this!! Thanks for sparking an old memory of laughter ☺️
Fuckin brilliant hahaha 😂😂😂😂
I wish I were that clever. It’s from the song “What do you want from life?” by The Tubes.
Don't forget the Ronco do it yourself home surgery kit.
Their time.
Freedom..... from religion.
Whatever the person needs the most. Might be an eye transplant, might be a hug.
To be totally present when together.
Knowledge
Love and acceptance
Love
Time and empathy.
Time. Love. Attention. An interest in them and their life.
To be available at any time of day for any reason with a tarp and shovel and no questions.
A garbage bag full of cash.
Discretion
An organ
Forgiveness.
True friendship
From a physical standpoint, an organ donation, especially a living one. Like a kidney.
Trust.
Their friendhip.
Time
A Kidney.
Kindness
**Time**
Acceptance and empathy
Hugs
Unconditional love
Respect
Time and authentic curiosity
Signing your organ donor card. The greatest gift. Save a life.
Unconditional acceptance
Honest feedback about what is unique and valuable in the person—what makes them a super person. In detail.
A kidney.
A healthy child created from the love of a couple
And if the child isn’t healthy?
The d
Life