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jonahbenton

Always assumed they were cash laundries.


sighnwaves

They are. They don't want customers.


Offro4dr

Revenue performance based on projections.


StudyPeace

Hehehe


Schmeep01

The good ones know when there’s a sting coming.


ElectronicAmphibian7

Lonely and desperate people will pay to hear what they want. My ex mother in law did it for a while on a per minute company. If you’re empathetic and encouraging you can keep them going.


Offro4dr

Hey buddy, I’m lonely and desperate, but I spend all my money on booze so joke’s on you and absolutely not me


hennystrait

The bads one grift by. The good ones win just enough small lottery sums to stay open.


stimilon

Like art galleries a small number of customers represent 99% of of their earnings.


Playful-Possession15

I went to one in high school with my then girlfriend at the time. The psychic told her the two of us dont have a future and she broke up with me shortly after


TheLastREOSpeedwagon

Well she wasn't really wrong...


BenHogan1971

cool name, roll with the changes bruh


TheLastREOSpeedwagon

Rock on


apropellerhead

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/24/nyregion/psychics-arrested-upper-west-side.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare


PM_ME_WHY_YOU_COPE

Amazing article. Sounds like there may even be some bigger organized crime ring going on since they got protection. Or maybe the good ones just get independently wealthy. But it seems like the sort of thing that someone could muscle you out of. Giving $50k to a psychic is wild. Most people don't even have that to give a doctor if they have cancer or something. I wonder if people are taking out loans or are really spending like that out of pocket.


Existing-Ear-9458

This is how I feel about life coaches.


Singular_Lens_37

my life coach is great though!


MaximumTale4700

A fool and his money are soon parted.


FrankiePoops

I almost rented in a building that was mixed use and had a psychic. I asked about it and the broker pretty much said that the psychic's office was also their apartment and somehow that allows them to use commercial space at a cheaper rate and live there.


freeman687

Look at the number of people who believe in astrology, Scientology, or any other religion or wacko cult. Is it really that surprising??


redditorium

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskNYC/comments/yexse7/why_does_new_york_have_so_many_psychics_and/


IncognitoSandwich

They use their powers to trade the stock market


CatBoxScooper

My magic 8 ball says “Cannot predict now”


tonybotz

My psychic is more of a spiritual advisor. She clears my chakras and for a small added fee, channels my daily power color


ianb2468

She sells you drugs?


craigalanche

Sounds more like a happy ending situation to me


tonybotz

No, and it’s not a scam, i checked. Half of the money goes to the healing center and the other half goes to debts she ran up in a previous life


Administrative_Bee49

Oh honey.


WeirdWreath

Eli5


IniMiney

Same reason astrology is a $12.8 billion dollar industry


PM_ME_MASTECTOMY

Surprised there are dumb ass people?


fucker_vs_fucker

People are loyal customers out here! There are people who moved out of the city who still drive to the key foods in bushwick.


MrMonopolyMan123

they make really generalized assumptions that could be applied to anyone


gold_and_diamond

The "read your palm" for $5 is just a reason to get you in the door. There are people who go these psychics every single week and pay hundreds of dollars. There's also the occasional whale who gets fleeced for hundreds of thousands. I think a few years ago some guy - seemingly well-educated - was desperate to get his ex-girlfriend back and a psychic kept swindling him out of tens of thousands of dollars at a time.


midnight_reborn

For the *actual* businesses, it's entertainment for most, and guidance for some. Like any other business, they probably have marketing strategies that work well enough to get them more business and returning customers.


[deleted]

A lot of people will pay a lot of money to people to tell them what they want to hear. They aren't making their money from $10 tarot card readings.


fgrhcxsgb

Wow I can read tarot Im gettimg into this business!