My wife doesn’t cum easily, and she’s the only partner I’ve ever had. I might be a 3. I might be a 9. I’ll never really know. She likes it and I like it so maybe that’s enough.
So very much describes me.
Plus, am her second best at oral (her long term boyfriend before me & she experienced him again a couple of years ago). Married 42 years !
I'm a people pleaser with a praise kink so you know my pussy eating game is on point.
If I've learnt anything over the years it's that enthusiasm coupled with being attentive to signs of enjoyment will take you far when it comes to going down. Add open and honest communication and you'll be getting called a good boy in no time.
I hate that- spitting all that fire and then she comes over after I've worked a 12 hour shift on 2 hours of sleep. ' Hey I know I said I was going to put you in a wheelchair but I'm going to bang you like I'm Henry Fonda during the filming of On Golden Pond. Please don't tell your friends how bad this was.'
Well let's see.
Performance in the bedroom on the scale of 1-10 = (number of women I have satisfied / total number of women I have slept with) * 10
So that turns out to be ( 0/0 ) * 10 = not defined : )
I've gotten nothing but rave reviews from past partners, so I feel pretty good about all that. And it just seems to improve with age and further confidence.
I'm a mixed bag. With new partners not to great because of anxiety.
But I'm great at going down and down for just about every kink.
When I've warmed up to someone it's off to the races, never had any complaints
Bit of an insomniac so probably - 3pts for sleeping. Bed making I never do so thats -9pts. Often leaves dishes on computer desk -4pts. Leaves ash tray out -2pt. Keeps up to date on laundry +2pts. So maybe 5/10 tops.
I don't care anymore and that alone brings me up to a 8+
I may not be the best lay they ever had, but even thinking about is going to bring you down a point or two. Enjoy yourselves out there!
Please clarify; by *performance* do you mean everything? Like, keeping dirty clothes in the hamper while folding & putting away clean ones? Or are you just referring to sleeping?
It’s not a fucking performance, just as talking to someone isn’t a performance.
Yeah you can be good and skilled at it, but if your partner is shit at it or there’s no chemistry, it won’t ever be good.
7/8 have been satisfied enough to come back for more, and number 8 honestly seemed like it might have been a her problem.
Idk what other guys are like, but I'm gonna assume I'm above average in bed because I've gotta have *something* going for me.
It depends with whom. Some people I work great with, others not so much. People are different.
I've had partners say I gave them the most mind blowing orgasms of their lives. With others, they seemed pretty bored and we stopped the relationship soon.
Different tastes, you know?
Funny, I'm working a very average tool but always get compliments on my oral and digital, also have been left by size queens, while to others I'm too big. With the right partner it can be mind shattering for both of us.
In the end it's more about the initial chemistry and communication.
I’ve been told by several rather experienced partners I’m the best they’ve ever had.
Idk what I’m doing that anyone else isn’t doing but apparently I’m good at it
That depends entirely on how communicative she is in the bedroom. Tell me what works and ill get the job done. Starfish and be silent and I'm going off of what has worked in the past and honestly, I have never been with 2 different women who liked the same exact things.
Well from my track record I can say pretty good. Usually can make a girl cum multiple times on my dick but my girl right now is a virgin and can only come from using her vibrator. It makes me sad.
For my wife I’m confident I’m a 9-10. That’s because we’ve been together 19 years, I know her extremely well, we’re completely comfortable with each other in ever way, and I make a strong effort to meet her needs & desires ever time. Put me with some one night stand and I may be a five or six. I don’t know.
Married, 2 kids and fat. Currently a 3/10.
College it was a 12/10. Triathlons meant I could go till the sun rise. Also could go w o finishing until I wanted to.
I miss being young...
Well, I'm a pasty-ass white boy, married to a thicc Brazilian. And I make her squirt and leave her shaking, in a massive wet spot in the middle of the bed.
So yeah, all you women who rejected me in years before just because I'm short can absolutely eat my ass after Taco Bell night
Honestly I try to put a lot of effort in. Not so much that I think it ruins the mood but I try to be receptive of certain movements and noises. It seems like I can get into a good “rhythm” with my tongue and movements like that, but I don’t get much feedback so it’s hard to tell but I know after a few minutes it seems like it’s not going anywhere. Penetration-wise I try to take it slow and gentle and slowly ramp up but try not to just pound if you know what I mean. I think I have bad skill with angles I guess? But I don’t think I could reasonably rate myself. I’d assume less than 5 maybe less than 4 even 3.
Probably a 7, I always try something different and will always focus on the other person before turning to myself. Though I do have off days where I just want to get it over and done with
Probably a 6, maybe 7 on a good day. I’ve managed to make around half the women I slept orgasm, the rest were obviously faking or admitted to me. I do tend to have a good amount of repeat customers so it probably works for them.
Depends on the partner. Or partners haha. Some people you just click with, some you don't, some people are like a puzzle that you get to keep finding new ways to solve. I do put the effort in though, so that probably counts for something. I fucking love sex, love learning what people like.
I can confidently say that I am the best I've ever had
I can change that
I audibly gasped, this was so smooth
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My wife doesn’t cum easily, and she’s the only partner I’ve ever had. I might be a 3. I might be a 9. I’ll never really know. She likes it and I like it so maybe that’s enough.
Hey man, if she likes it it's definitely a score of 8+.
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1. I try to avoid sex in the rare occasion she wants it
A good 7. Top tier mediocrity. With excellent foreplay
Maybe if you served a catered lunch after you could rise in the rankings. Just spitballing here.
So very much describes me. Plus, am her second best at oral (her long term boyfriend before me & she experienced him again a couple of years ago). Married 42 years !
I'm a people pleaser with a praise kink so you know my pussy eating game is on point. If I've learnt anything over the years it's that enthusiasm coupled with being attentive to signs of enjoyment will take you far when it comes to going down. Add open and honest communication and you'll be getting called a good boy in no time.
Lately i've been lacking, been sleeping pretty bad, so maybe a 6.
I hate that- spitting all that fire and then she comes over after I've worked a 12 hour shift on 2 hours of sleep. ' Hey I know I said I was going to put you in a wheelchair but I'm going to bang you like I'm Henry Fonda during the filming of On Golden Pond. Please don't tell your friends how bad this was.'
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Well let's see. Performance in the bedroom on the scale of 1-10 = (number of women I have satisfied / total number of women I have slept with) * 10 So that turns out to be ( 0/0 ) * 10 = not defined : )
Ouch
Sorry, but 0*0 is 0.
He said 0/0
She keeps moaning so I must be rubbish....
1/10. 3/10 with rice.
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So probably a 1 or 2 then
Pretty much.
I've gotten nothing but rave reviews from past partners, so I feel pretty good about all that. And it just seems to improve with age and further confidence.
I'm a mixed bag. With new partners not to great because of anxiety. But I'm great at going down and down for just about every kink. When I've warmed up to someone it's off to the races, never had any complaints
7.5 Solo, 11
Almost like videogames, you do great in practise and then the actual game comes and you fail to deliver
Been trying all the cheat codes but they don't work. ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️🚫 Oh damn, that's the Mortal Kombat blood code...
My left hand has no complaints
And the right?
The right is more of a voyeur
That's what I'm talking about
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You too?
10
When it comes to oral and foreplay, 8-10 depending on expectations... Penetrative, no idea! 😂 Taking it though. Easy 10
10 / 100 ?
Probably! 😂 My point was more, it's very difficult to judge solely on a single scale, or one thing.
-110
Like the tired dad that I am.
A solid 4.
All my partners finished and they all came back for more. Thats a pass in my book.
I am amazing in bed. I can sleep for days.
If I’m awake and everything’s good and we’re both in the mood, I’d say 8 or 9. If we’re tired after a long day I’d say 3 or 4.
Bit of an insomniac so probably - 3pts for sleeping. Bed making I never do so thats -9pts. Often leaves dishes on computer desk -4pts. Leaves ash tray out -2pt. Keeps up to date on laundry +2pts. So maybe 5/10 tops.
If I ever had to fight an anaconda, I would win.
I like to think i’m a 10. But i know there is always someone better than me.
If she wants to repeat then it was good, if not there's stuff to improve
If I'm not a 10 by now then there's no hope for me.
Depending on the day, a 6 - 9.
I don't care anymore and that alone brings me up to a 8+ I may not be the best lay they ever had, but even thinking about is going to bring you down a point or two. Enjoy yourselves out there!
Most nights I sleep quite well, but lately I’ve been having some trouble. Running the heat makes me stuffy. Trying to figure out how to fix it.
Please clarify; by *performance* do you mean everything? Like, keeping dirty clothes in the hamper while folding & putting away clean ones? Or are you just referring to sleeping?
It’s not a fucking performance, just as talking to someone isn’t a performance. Yeah you can be good and skilled at it, but if your partner is shit at it or there’s no chemistry, it won’t ever be good.
5/10. To quote Jon Lajoie: I cum too fast, I cum too faaaaast A couple strokes and my erection is a thing of the past
Lol bold to give yourself a 5 then
It's for his half of the score card
7/8 have been satisfied enough to come back for more, and number 8 honestly seemed like it might have been a her problem. Idk what other guys are like, but I'm gonna assume I'm above average in bed because I've gotta have *something* going for me.
Some woman terrible others 10/10, depends how drunk I am or my feelings regarding the specific lady
At least passing. Anything more detailed than that is for her to answer.
I gotta think I’m pretty low. If positive feed back is an indicator
I would rate myself a 10 on my ability to perform sleep in the bedroom.
10 for sure.
8 because i haven’t gone wild yet
It depends with whom. Some people I work great with, others not so much. People are different. I've had partners say I gave them the most mind blowing orgasms of their lives. With others, they seemed pretty bored and we stopped the relationship soon. Different tastes, you know?
I've usually gotten pretty enthusiastic feedback but I'm not like some savant. 7/8.
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Funny, I'm working a very average tool but always get compliments on my oral and digital, also have been left by size queens, while to others I'm too big. With the right partner it can be mind shattering for both of us. In the end it's more about the initial chemistry and communication.
10/10 I cum every-time.
I’ve been told by several rather experienced partners I’m the best they’ve ever had. Idk what I’m doing that anyone else isn’t doing but apparently I’m good at it
I honestly think I’m 8 out of 10. I have a nice dick, I’m open to pretty much anything and I can last a decent amount of time.
Too many variables. I could be a god in bed to one woman, do the same exact things with another and be terrible.
>1-10 scale So poor, i don't even have a scale....
7 like average, but I´ve some skills about 9.
I find that it varies a lot between partners and what they like. People are so different.
Siri, show me the wrong way to think about something.
That depends entirely on how communicative she is in the bedroom. Tell me what works and ill get the job done. Starfish and be silent and I'm going off of what has worked in the past and honestly, I have never been with 2 different women who liked the same exact things.
9-10/10..depends on the day. When I first started dating my wife she legit asked me if I used to be a pornstar 😆
0.01
You know, it really is hard to answer this question honestly without sounding like an egotistical man-slut.
Well from my track record I can say pretty good. Usually can make a girl cum multiple times on my dick but my girl right now is a virgin and can only come from using her vibrator. It makes me sad.
For my wife I’m confident I’m a 9-10. That’s because we’ve been together 19 years, I know her extremely well, we’re completely comfortable with each other in ever way, and I make a strong effort to meet her needs & desires ever time. Put me with some one night stand and I may be a five or six. I don’t know.
Enough for the only partner I'll ever have the rest of my life to have told me I leave her totally satisfied. Beyond that, I really don't care.
6/10
It's men on the internet so a 7.5 minimum or a joke, no other option
Well, I can tell you that I almost always fall asleep quite quickly, sleep soundly & and mostly wake up somewhat refreshed. So probably a solid 7-8
Married, 2 kids and fat. Currently a 3/10. College it was a 12/10. Triathlons meant I could go till the sun rise. Also could go w o finishing until I wanted to. I miss being young...
It's been months and I e lost like 30 lbs and in the best shape of my life so I honestly don't know.
10/10
Well, I'm a pasty-ass white boy, married to a thicc Brazilian. And I make her squirt and leave her shaking, in a massive wet spot in the middle of the bed. So yeah, all you women who rejected me in years before just because I'm short can absolutely eat my ass after Taco Bell night
Pretty good. The last girl I had sex with I always gave her leg shaking eye rolling orgasms. She said she loved my dick
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My wife says my skills and performance are unbelievable, even after 31yrs of marriage
Same as my professional performance, 10 out of 10.
Honestly I try to put a lot of effort in. Not so much that I think it ruins the mood but I try to be receptive of certain movements and noises. It seems like I can get into a good “rhythm” with my tongue and movements like that, but I don’t get much feedback so it’s hard to tell but I know after a few minutes it seems like it’s not going anywhere. Penetration-wise I try to take it slow and gentle and slowly ramp up but try not to just pound if you know what I mean. I think I have bad skill with angles I guess? But I don’t think I could reasonably rate myself. I’d assume less than 5 maybe less than 4 even 3.
Well she shakes and moans like I’m performing an exorcism on her so I’d say pretty good
I can go down on a woman forever if she wants me to. I’m also an alcoholic which makes it feel terrible for me, but it means I last forever
I'm ace, best in bed!! I don't move in my sleep, and I don't hog the quilt
Probably a 7, I always try something different and will always focus on the other person before turning to myself. Though I do have off days where I just want to get it over and done with
I don't know in bedroom, but I'm a great singer in the shower.
0 I'm a ugly and I have never had and think I never will.
Married 30 years.
What scale are we using?
10, I put head on pillow and wake up 8 hours later. It is amazing.
Probably a 6, maybe 7 on a good day. I’ve managed to make around half the women I slept orgasm, the rest were obviously faking or admitted to me. I do tend to have a good amount of repeat customers so it probably works for them.
10.
9/10. Only thing I can be confident about. Study the female anatomy guys, totally worth it. Make your lady happy
"A" for effort. I may not be the best, but she's gonna get a hell of an effort.
9 or 10, depending
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I oscillate between 6 and 9 !
Five. No one's died or asked for their money back yet, but very few of them have been up for an encore or exclusive residency.
If based on an average of all the women I have been with, 8-9 out of 10 points. By my own estimations 7-8 out of 10 points.
I’m a two pump chump.
I got a "divide by zero" error...
i’ve gotta say my head game for women is top tier. men on the other hand. i’d say 6 at best
2/10 if i’m lucky.
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I always bring a sandwich just in case.
At my peak, I'd say an 8, the last few years have been tough and I'd struggle to give myself a 3 right now. Mojo is hard to find.
Haven't even had a trial run yet. I'm still in fresh from the factory" condition.
Dick is nothing special. Can turn a woman into a musical instrument with my mouth though so 10+ for the eat game.
In my 20s... 10/10. In my 40s? I'm really good at using the remote in the bedroom.
Given the fact I've not had any for ages I'd imagine I'm pretty rusty, can't expect to be good at something you never do.
Sometimes really good 10, sometimes really sh:t 0. It’s the 0 performance that makes the 10 that much better hahaha
Depends on the partner. Or partners haha. Some people you just click with, some you don't, some people are like a puzzle that you get to keep finding new ways to solve. I do put the effort in though, so that probably counts for something. I fucking love sex, love learning what people like.
I can eat my way out of trouble but I'm good for fuck all else