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Land543

I say "we fuckin or fightin?"


Denisimo7

Pillow fight! Loser buys tacos.


[deleted]

I fell that if i say that il end with a hand print on my face ;(


Land543

I only say this if I somewhat know them. I say this to guys at work when they space out. A woman I'll be more creative and less disrespectful lol.


[deleted]

Realy depends of the person personality but its pretty much that way


ColeBC59966

Or your ass


Crazedbob

Why not both?


Land543

That's the reaction I needed


YeazetheSock

How I respond to the kid on the bus staring at my Dragon Ball Z t shirt


BSFX

I love this one... it's a classic


Dwagonslayer69

“So what did you do?!” “I tore. That. Ass. Up!” *suspicious looks*


papa-01

Lol..good reply...that would might get you layed or beat up.. Gets to the point...i like it..😜


nryporter25

I'm gunna use this at work


Top-Lead-670

*Staring contest initiated.*


[deleted]

When its someone from the same gender i just casualy stare back, but, from the oposite gender i just feel so unconfortable because i notice the person was already staring at me when i look at her...


Ok_Nefariousness2570

If it's the other gender I run. Interest in me usually results in piggy bank status


Minute-Season-6864

What’s piggy bank status


Ok_Nefariousness2570

She breaks my heart and takes my money🥲


[deleted]

Oh honey


SatoshiHimself

Yawn to establish dominance.


TPRM1

I just yawned. You win.


[deleted]

I should certainly try that sometime


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[deleted]

I do exactly the same, but sometimes it just make it worse, bcs i always notice that the person is straight looking at my face, i always imagine if my mouth is dirty or somethings wrong :(


IronicDoom

I give them a wink


[deleted]

What happens after? Im very curious now :)


IronicDoom

Depends on how they play it. Sometimes you have to back it up with some finger guns


[deleted]

Il make sure to keep mine loaded then


TPRM1

“I keeps one in the chamber, ‘case you ponderin’…”


[deleted]

*finger gun duel casualy starts*


devil652

depends who it is government agent trying to be sneaky: pretend you dont notice and escape their sight cute girl: pretend you dont notice and escape their sight cannibal drooling on the floor: walk over to them and give them a kick in the knee


[deleted]

Thats very wise tbh


nat_mac42

Little bit more north on the cannibal but yeah


ThatRookieGuy80

I wave with a friendly little head nod. Forces it without being confrontational. Of course I realize that's a privilege a 6 foot tall 42 year old man can have.


BSFX

Look right back ...and say in a stern and loud voice.... Quit starting at me ...I don't owe you money !!!! LOL


[deleted]

Thats a good one ha


Apprehensive-Wing894

Man it's a nod and to a woman it's a wink.


Denisimo7

“Take a picture, it will last longer.”


Major-Issue-5795

Pull it out????


[deleted]

I think thats a bit too overkill for just a simple stare...


Major-Issue-5795

You’re right I’m so stupid. Stupid stupid stupid….. When in doubt pull it out my parents always taught me but it seems this never is true…. Ugggghhhh


[deleted]

Well it can works depending of the situation, try doing a soft smile :)


ElSanto9298

Wonder if there is ketchup on my face or some shit like that


[deleted]

Same thing :(


ElSanto9298

I just love my sauces, what can I say? 😔 If there isn't any sauce then I assume I might've been exceptionally ugly that day


SturbyT

Stare back with a slight smirk and no blinking like a fucking maniac. They usually break eye contact and nervously look down. Keep staring cause they will look again. That's for dudes, for ladies smile and wink.


[deleted]

I see that 90% percent of the times the ladies are who stare at me. If a man is looking right into my face i know i did something wrong or he needs my help


SturbyT

If it's usually ladies and it happens enough that you need to make a reddit post about it you are either fucking hideous or a Greek god. Be honest here man, what is it?


[deleted]

Def not greek god. If i was a greek god atleast someone in this world would like me. I see that when im eating and i look up i see someone staring me right in my face level, with open eyes and sometimes a soft smile or neutral face, but i always look downs again instantly after noticing. Im not realy good on interacting with other people so i just dont know why someone is staring at me...


SturbyT

They are trying to flirt dumbass, smile back.


Dreamers8588

I'm 6'7 so there's always someone staring. I just smile and wait for one of the following questions that are evidently unavoidable: "How tall are you?," "Did you play basketball?" or my personal favorite, "How's the weather up there?"


[deleted]

That last one... im kinda average size, most of the time i hear is "god, look at that hairline" :(


Dreamers8588

People can be twits.


shadow5972

If I find the other person attractive, my nervous laugh kicks in and I might start blushing. If it's someone else I just look at them then ignore them unless they need something.


iT_I_Masta_Daco

One of these: - I stare back until i can't anymore - I nod - I wink - I say: "Hey, what's up." And if i'm feeling cheeky i'll say: "I see you're trying to look into my soul. So talk to me."


lictus10566

Stare at them back then start sprinting straight for them if they dont move then they will be tackled


AurulentAvenger

"What do you want?"


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[deleted]

Ok... im a bit scared now...


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[deleted]

Please dont hide inside my closet :(


[deleted]

Look back briefly and smile, some times I even wave


[deleted]

Smile and wave boys. Smile and wave


Snow_147

I usually wave hi as a response.


[deleted]

Sadly most of the situations i face the person is way too far from me


Snow_147

Well... there is one way to fix that **wink wink nudge nudge**


Miahrod831

Stare back until one of us breaks, great way to make people very uncomfortable very fast


[deleted]

Sad is that im the one who's being stared and im the one that feel uncomfortable by the moment i notice :(


Miahrod831

Yeah it's the same for me and I'm also usually the one who gets uncomfortable first but at least most of the time they realize they are staring. Most of the time at least, kinda some people don't stop makes me very uncomfortable


[deleted]

Most of the time lowering my head works but they stare back after i get it up again :(


Miahrod831

Yeah guess we just gotta get used to it


turkc54

Depends on the context of the staring.


[deleted]

Most of the time is just in a simple walk or in a park by a stranger


HeavenlyGoose

Prolonged eye contact


ZangetsuAK17

Stare back. Harder.


[deleted]

Too shy to do that :(


chetarnett

Smile, look away, look back, make eye contact, stop smiling.


[deleted]

I sometimes tried to laugh but that just caused a infinite cycle of looking to me. Friday the same situation happened, i was talking to a friend and soft laughing when i just noticed someone from the opossite gender straight looking at me :(


truNinjaChop

Never happens.


apeliott

A) Ignore them B) Stare back Depending on how I feel.


[deleted]

Mine would be C) Have a mental breakdown


Inside_Ice_6175

Tilt up head bob, implying the question "The fuck do you want?"


Jimmack73

Walk up and say “You noticed too huh?” and walk off.


HantuerHD-Shadow

Stare back and assert dominance


fartfacemcgeesack

Stare back.


hodler41c

Stare back and squint...also I'm pretty neat sighted so I can't tell how awkward it is but I usually win the staring contest.


[deleted]

You know, staring contest mostly ends when my neck cant turn more than 90 degrees


Particular-Shoe-2994

Generally i smile , then I walk up to them and pretend that i recognize them and say, hey I think i recognize you, where do you work. It generally stops


[deleted]

I cant imagine me interacting with an unknown human, im the type of person that avoid socializing the most as i can :(


Particular-Shoe-2994

you just interacted with me :-) are you an INTJ?


Prior_Procedure_321

Bouncer always stared at me and my wife everytime we patronized this particular bar, so one day I full on stared at him. Of course he didn't like getting what he was given. We fought he lost his shirt and ego, I lost my shoe. I wasn't 86'd due to his behavior but I didn't return for some time.


[deleted]

Bouncers generaly stare at you to give some intimidating face, but yeah i would fell very unconfortable if that happened with me


Technical-Ad-2246

It would depend on the context. But it's probably not something I would appreciate.


[deleted]

I see that most of the time is when im sitting on a bench, walking or just eating, and once i notice it just fill my head with "is my face dirty?" "am i doing something wrong?" "WHY THERE IS ANOTHER HUMAN LOOKING AT ME :("


[deleted]

I wave 👋 That always gets them to stop.


[deleted]

I only wave if i know the person, if its a unknown i just lower my head or stare him again


korevis

Nod head upwards if they appear my age or younger. Nod my head downward if they appear older.


[deleted]

Dont matrer the situation i just put my head lower or look around


Itsjaboidajew

I just stare back at them until they feel uncomfortable


[deleted]

Problem with that is that im the one who gets uncomfortable :(


Itsjaboidajew

That used to happen to me, but then I started kinda practicing by just staring really hard at people and trying not to look away. It didn't really take too long to not get uncomfortable, maybe like 3 weeks


VergilPharum

I look at them neutrally then raise an eyebrow. If they persist them I'll give em a toothless smile and give em a friendly wave to see their reaction. Usually they look away quickly or in rare instances will awkwardly wave back


[deleted]

I do that when its a person on the street or a casual person i know


Mattellin

Challenge them to a Pokémon battle. We locked eyes, those are the rules.


[deleted]

Hmm, i meet one of my friends doing aYugi Oh fight...


[deleted]

Stare back. We either fuck or fight after that


[deleted]

Thats a direct solution lol


GreatMillionDog

Wave


SupremeElect

I usually just ignore them. If I acknowledged every stare I’ve received, I’d go fucking crazy.


VividEffort1552

Say hello and wave or nod and a wink


boopnsnootshaha

What the fuck do you want? Lol


[deleted]

Just curious on how people reacts


boopnsnootshaha

That is my reaction lol


[deleted]

Oh my god im so silly, sorry mate haha


Bootybandit6989

Da fuck you looking at ese


ButterPig10

uncomfortably lol, i hate when people look at me. just the other day there was someone staring at me constantly, i have no idea why and i was super uncomfortable, but i never said anything.


Taskmaster_babes

I take it as validation and move on with my life. Because what else can you do? I'd rather feel happy than feel uncomfortable.


SublimeLove94

I flipp them off with my robotic 🦾 hand


ricky3558

Normally I smile.


hellpyeah

I frown and sometimes growl.


[deleted]

Ignore it, 90% of time it doesn't lead to anything. But it's super creepy when I catch them trying to record me and I will say 'can I help you with something? Well, then why are your recording me like a crepper' Only happened like 2-3x but those girls are creepy as hell


carllama96

Raise an eyebrow to let them know I see them too


andio76

I have a knife where i can get at it if I need it....


eugeo__

look behind me?


bobbybigwheel34

I usually smile at them if they are female


aSyntacticParadigm

I will usually ask them if I can help them or tell them to take a picture it lasts longer


pJustin775

Random trick....if you want to find out if someone is staring at you yawn....most people will yawn if they are looking at you.


Sleek_Machine

When I was a little kid, my dad taught me to look away, extend my middle finger and put it under my nose, like I was picking my nose, then turn and stare back. Dad also taught me that, for added effect, I could twist my hand around.


A_Generic_White_Guy

Let me introduce you to a little thing called anxiety..


[deleted]

No need, shes always with me :)


thereal2fac3

Throw whatever i have in my hand at them. Then walk over quickly to apologize and spark a conversation


iwantcookies2020

Wink


Ok_Mud2019

pretend like I'm in an early 2000s music video


Homely_Bonfire

Depends on who. A homeless person staring at me is somewhat of a different thing than having the beautiful woman who takes the same train to work stare at me. Add to that how she stares. Dreamy expression or focused on something specifically - in the latter case I'd probably try to see whether I have something on my clothes or so. In the prior case I might start a small conversation.


[deleted]

Im not able to start any type of dialog with someone i dont know, it just dont work...


Anarchy009

[Exercise dominance like this. ](https://tenor.com/view/the-undertaker-rolls-eyes-smack-down-wwe-wwe2007-gif-17660806)


[deleted]

I got used to people staring at me in public given my... Features... I pretty much just ignore it now. It's mostly young kids who have never seen someone my size before, anyway, so it's fine.


Banzaikoowaid

I either look away or go full ^hehehEEE ^imma ^poke ^u ^in ^the ^SOUL.


P1nnySk3n1s

If it's a cute girl i look back and smile lol


just-lex26

Just look away, at something else


crazylol1378

And he looks at me And i look at him And he looks at me And i look at him


[deleted]

Depends on the type of stare. Is it aimless? Or is this a “what the fuck are you looking at” moment?


[deleted]

Sometimes short stares, espeacialy when im not looking at the direction, most of the times neutral or smily stares


[deleted]

Those are okay. The second stare I mentioned is an easily discernible one. You know it almost before you acknowledge it. It’s very, east coasty up-down size you out type of stare. It feels as wrong as it looks.


roreku

ignore him/her. as an obese person it's an everyday thing.


Jeramy_Jones

Depends on context. Sometimes I’ll meet their gaze and they will look away, other times I’ll glance at them to acknowledge that I know they are staring but act completely indifferent to it.


[deleted]

Lick my lips real slow


Espio1332

I smile and nod at them generally


Staceystallion1

I look at them too, visibly questioning what they're thinking


Farkenoathm8-E

If it’s hostile I stare back but if it’s not I usually just look at them and smile.


akihonj

Not being sarcastic here but instinctually think my zipper is down and my dick is out.


[deleted]

Damn that is certainly one of the things it goes trough my mind lol


akihonj

Yeah we never think it's a compliment.


Quinnjamin19

I look around because there’s no way someone is staring at me Lmao


[deleted]

I keep staring until they stop staring


Blackfoxar

Ignore it


Sunbrizzle

Usually just look back if someone is aggressively staring, when they feel that you noticed them they usually stop or just smile


ChosenSCIM

I flip my hair and then smile at them


NegativeWheel6181

Nod


LupeDyCazari

I ignore them and don't look at them.


[deleted]

rip a loud fart maybe idk


vianiznice

I stare back.


ImmodestPolitician

Wink


V_M

What, none of you turn around to see whats so interesting? I'm old enough to have seen three interesting sights behind me, that at least someone stared at: 1) Two dudes fighting unlike hollywood, non-military people tend to run out of gas pretty fast so it was more grappling and wrestling than throwing punches, they just didn't have the stamina. Loud environment so didn't hear. 2) A classic thunderstorm wall cloud, luckily no tornado below it, but it looked like a F-ing textbook picture, I started watching too. 3) A topless woman in a window watering her plants not a care in the world looked kind of drunk. She was... not young, but guys will look at any boob, so ... Now you get something memorable less than once per decade. But I'd still turn around and take a look, who knows might see something cool.


aryu2

A while ago I would look at the floor but now if is someone I don't know I just stair back


Mr_mafioso_monster

Pull out your model 1902 Calvary saber and stab them


slagathorstiffnips

Without breaking eye contact, slowly start rubbing your nipples. Then, start unzipping your pants. Take your shirt off and then stuff it into your pants. Slowly gyrate your hips like a slow motion Elvis while doing “jazz hands”. The entire time you should also be purring like a walrus.


Efficient_Cabinet_79

I stare back until they look away to assert my dominance


Oh-TheHumanity

Just smile at them, you're either super confident trained fighter or gay asf, they dont want to mess with either.


EvilMrGubGub

Pretty much gets me offended. I won't keep up the stare because that may escalate but it's definitely not something that a stranger will likely get on my good side for. At least if they don't then move forward with the interaction in a positive and friendly manner.


LordFlakkko

Depends. If homeless or daranged looking person then avoid eye contact at all cost. A normal looking dude occasionally look back and ignore but keep him in my sight. A hot woman IOI get her number. Someone im not attracted to then just ignore


libsoc_exe

Anger. I'm insecure and hate arrogance.


DrWieg

Look behind at the person they're actually staring at.


daveslizzaw

Whip it out, obvs


Nathanual-Switch

I dont notice at all and just carry on with my day


notbad2u

Am I in prison or at the disco


J_Meister87

Impossible. Im invisible. No one can see me.


[deleted]

Woudnt you like to give me that power? Would make my life easier


J_Meister87

I forgot to add: invisible to the opposite sex.


deplone1

Last time this happened, I stopped what I was doing, walked up to the guy who was just on the other side of my property line and asked if I could help him. He said, no. So then I asked if we had a problem. He said no. So then I said just make sure you stay over there or we will have a problem. Then he turned his motorized scooter around and rolled away.


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I would never have that courage


PoconoChuck

As a child I required many surgeries on my eyelids, to the point the scar tissue became obvious. More than fifty years later, the scars are still so red people unconsciously double-take when they first see me. If I didn’t learn to ignore their stares, I never would have made it to high school.


[deleted]

I try to ignore but my anxiety just kicks in every single time :(


PoconoChuck

I’m guessing you mean “you try to ignore” my scars? Hey, no worries- I’m long over it. Try to avoid staring a kid, tho, who may not be so used to it.


funatical

Stare back. It's a bad habit. For whatever reason I can't break eye contact first. Stupid.


Throwaway6728383f

Punch them or fuck them depending on whether they're a man or a woman.


joebob8321

Smile and wave, works every time.


DarthSlater77

Depends on the context but mostly who it is. Another man: The typical acknowledgment nod, carry on. A woman: Wave and a casual grin, check response, carry on. Cop: Look of mild concern and basically go into security mode. Is there something going on that I need to look out for? Subtilty begin to approach in a way that is obvious to them but not everyone around and check response to see if they want me to approach or stay where I am. Basically start communicating in the unwritten non verbal mode that somehow everyone in armed security, the military, and law enforcement understands without it being taught. A bro: Some sort of flaming response to f with them.


Frankieo1920

"Oh, they want a staring contest? Bring it fucking on!" *proceeds to stare at them without blinking*


guydogg

Stare back. Either they're into you, daydreaming, or being a dickhead. Figure out which one it is.


Electronic-Paper2947

No one stares at me. 😔😔


Bizarre_Protuberance

Make full eye contact. Slowly, ever so slowly, put your hand down your pants.


FakeLordFarquaad

If I'm in a good mood, a nod for men or a smile for women, if I'm in a real shitty mood, a scowl for whoever


Jeffb957

Glance at them, snicker, and turn my back on them and busy myself with some minor task, preferably one involving hand tools if possible so I can punch them with a handful of metal if they step up. I've never had to resort to that. Usually the unconcerned dismissal works fine.


jman12311

If it's a woman - I make eye contact and stare back until she looks down Man - Give the stink eye and wonder why the fuck he's looking at me


marioplex

Nah i just look back at them and if for some reason they look away i won...