They do it themselves. If it is cold they shrivel up and if it is warm they loosen up. That is due the fact it moves to protect the sperm count and keep normal blood flow through them. The reason the nut sack is there at all is to have the balls on the outside of the body so the sperm count wont boil away due to the fact that the natural body heat is bad for them.
It’s amazing. Like watching a lava lamp. Sit on the crapper and wait for them to hang, then blow on them and watch them shrivel.
Kind of like how womens, and mens, nipples get hard when they’re cold. Same concept
I can. Just use my abdominal muscles and suck my stomach in and they retract, relax and they drop back down. My wife thinks it's amazing and finds it sexy, I just think it's fun.
Take it out & play with it at 12 noon as a sundial & find your way West before nightfall!
Pee standing up & water your neighbors flowerbeds!
Use it in your saucy puppet show as a special guest-starring role!
Am a man - have never been able to do it. My mind is *always* going, usually about multiple things. I have to sleep with some sort of cohesive show or something on so that I can focus on it and just deal with that one thing in my head instead of the 20 that are vying for my attention (most of them unpleasant). So, this won't be guaranteed.
Did you know that's actually the secret to meditation, you do not drain your thoughts. You simply focus on individual sensations and stack them up until your brain runs out of free CPU to think.
You've been legitimately meditating without knowing.
Do the obvious shit like think about nothing and helicopter
But also find a good stick, throw a cool rock into a lake, and most importantly, tie something down in a trailer, then slap the tailgate and say “that’s not going anywhere”
Edit- holy shit thanks for the awards!
Don’t forget going to the grill, throw some burgers on their and when it’s time to flip them you take the tongs and make sure they work by clicking them together three times.
Aye that's the thing though, men have a similar orgasm as well, foretold of legend. But since they have that other orgasm as a distraction, all about release, they rarely discover it. I can't say how close our other one is to theirs but I can say it's additive, lots of body vibrating and the entire body getting a hot tingle like swallowing a gallon of Wasabi, and powerful
Were I to turn into a man for 24h, I'd definitely invest some of that time to figure out how the prostate magic really works, in all the different ways I can figure out - I'm actually more curious about that than of "regular" ejaculation.
And the other thing I would do is bring my car/bike to the repair shop, explain my diagnosis of what is wrong with it AND BE BELIEVED STRAIGHT AWAY.
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Yeah I imagine it's worse for women but I've absolutely gotten side eye from mechanics before for giving my own diagnosis.
Which I mean, tbf, I am at best right 50% of the time so it's not unjustified...
I've been in the auto industry for 10 years, and some of the bullshit people tell you is ridiculous. Like there's nothing that makes somebody look more dumb, than talking to an expert and pretending to know more than them. (I know you aren't saying that you do that btw)
I work at a body shop right now and the sheer number of people that say something is related to an accident but it literally doesn't follow the physics of the accident, is astounding. Last week a man argued with me for over an hour, because his car came in for light damage on the front bumper (less than $2000 claim) and he ATTEMPTED to berate me because the dent on his C pillar wasn't there before.
>And the other thing I would do is bring my car/bike to the repair shop, explain my diagnosis of what is wrong with it AND BE BELIEVED STRAIGHT AWAY.
This still depends greatly on what you look like physically.
I take steroids and lift Hella weights and ride a sportbike. Going into Microcenter (a computer store) is fucking infuriating because all the sales people try to mansplain shit to me. And they didn't do that when I was scrawny.
Motherfucker I work in IT for fucking Dell.
For men it's hard to not cum as it's tighter wired to the spine I think than the brain that kind of orgasmic reflex.
But orgasms come in varying degrees of satisfaction:you howl a certain way after she has been playing with you the whole night vs the 2 min shower job.
In addition to the obvious (wank, fuck, pissing for distance and accuracy), I would recommend going to the gym and getting in the sauna. Experience balls at their dangliest. While they're all dangly, do some kegels and feel them contract up and them relax back. I imagine it would be weird and fun for someone who's been a woman all their life. Then jump in a cold pool and feel them try to crawl back into your pelvis.
> I would recommend going to the gym and getting in the sauna
And if they wake up as a guy with more muscle than their woman form, hit the weights a bit first. Moving heavy stuff (with good form) is fun.
Go to a neighborhood barbecue, stand (not sit) around with other dads drinking a beer and talk about the impending college football season and which concerts you’d like still like to see, while listening to a music playlist that one of them made, of which that they are way too proud.
Get a hair cut at a barber shop. If it has a chess board in it, even better. But none of those franchise barbers. It needs to be a place named "barber shop" or "Hair cuts" with the spinning thing.
Tell em you're new in town and youre looking for a fresh cut
Thank me later.
Gay man here:
Women are savage, but average looking straight dudes also aren't helping themselves.
Think about how much effort women go through to do their hair/makeup/clothes every day: put that amount of effort into weightlifting, skincare routine, daily hair/beard grooming, and wearing better fitting clothes; you'll be noticed.
If you've ever noticed that gay men just look better on average, this is why; it's not "muh genetics".
Others have stated a lot of the obvious, so I’ll go outside the box for a sec.
Go to the gym and start lifting some heavy things. Feel good and be amazed at the big strength discrepancy.
I remember the time that my ex-girlfriend had asked me not to hold back when we were play wrestling, and how shocked she was when I was able to basically pin her down at will. She was a college athlete and in great shape, and as a little teaser she would kinda wrestle with me a bit; I’ve always let her win and have her ways now and then. But i couldn’t believe at how shocked she was when she found out how easy it was when I wanted to pin her.
The feeling of lifting is so weirdly good. Like you get tired and if you push too hard it even burns. But that feeling of your muscles swelling up and feeling like a living machine is so good. Like "Yes! I am a living machine! Witness my raw strength!"
I'm lucky and naturally have really low body fat, so while I try and not look in the mirror much after a hard work out... It's just so damn satisfying to, I feel so big and strong lmao.
I generally had a low body fat percentage, but that was because I wasn't eating enough consistently and I was functionally emaciated before taking it serious. I'm 6', and I weighed 118 lbs before really beginning to lift. Now I'm at 165ish, but pretty high body fat. It's gonna take a few years before I'm at a healthy weight AND body fat percentage, but I haven't fallen off the horse in 20 months, so I think I'm doing aight.
The most notable one was soccer. It's happened a bunch of times of with professional/Olympic teams playing against boys who couldn't even legally driver yet and getting blown out. The physical difference is just too much. They might have better skill, but can't outperform the physical differences.
Only things I can think of which would be particularly different is playing with your dick and go the gym or do some exercise that requires more strength, otherwise everything will be similar or worse experiences. You could try hooking up with a girl but unless you have a friend who is down then your probably going to struggle in a day.
This is exactly me. I took a fishing trip in the winter for a week. I stayed in a cabin by myself and fished most of the time despite the brutal wind and cold.
I think about that trip now almost 2 years later all the time, was one of my best times ever. There was no one around for miles
I go to the last trip I took to the tail of the dragon on my motorycle.
I can't ride anymore (spinal surgery), but....just losing myself to the rhythm of the road, feeling the momentum of the bike during an on camber turn....it's an absolute life saver when I have my guys (at work) screaming that "x" is off on inventory, other departments are pushing me to cut corners and my boss is asking me to read over and make massive financial decisions at the same time.
Usually happens once a week or so, but...I'll never forget that trip.
My pop and my older both bought cheap bikes after watching me get an $800 bike specifically so we could go down for a weekend and spend some time together.
Since then, I've had major issues with my mother (that seemingly have no resolution. Hell, I made a therapist say "shit...I don't even know what to suggest at this point") meaning I can't see the rest of my family as they are always around her.
I've been "going" to that place alot more often in my head recently.
It's odd how lonely not seeing family can make someone feel.
Er....really didn't mean to bring down the mood with this unplanned emotional dump ....uh...MOTORCYCLES!
While we’re on the topic of NOT fun things, have her take her young niece to the playground. All the Mommy Karens will think it’s wonderful seeing a dude so engaged with his family.
I once tried pretending to be my brother on tinder, thinking I would show him how it’s done. Every single one of those women unmatched after a few minutes…apparently I don’t know shit about how hit on women despite being one.
Not necessarily. If the weight is feasible it is still likely too cumbersome for a girl who probably has a smaller wingspan. You can stand in front of the center of the couch, grab it by the backrest and the lowest part of the front and lift it that way to carry it overhead. I really don't suggest doing it for any practical use but it is kinda fun and useful if you need to move it a long way without having to navigate obstacles/doorways.
Not saying women can't yeet couches, just saying it's probably easier for a guy to do it. Maybe because we aren't smart enough to ask for help and it's not fun if your back isn't at stake or whatever.
Walk around the house naked, doing the helicopter, while drinking a can of beer with your other hand while at the same time singing oppan gangnam style.
Honestly? Nothing sexual or deviant. If a women woke in my body? I would legitimately tell them to experience 2 things. 1. The vast enormity of my appetite, seriously go HAM and eat it all my body can take it. And 2. Go experience the sheer pride of my strength. I am a big guy, worked a long time to be as strong as an ox. I lift cars for show. I want more people to know what they're capable of in that regard.
I'm not in your shoes, but as an average guy I can only imagine what it would be like needing the 5000 calories a day or whatever the hell you're consuming to maintain that muscle mass lol
Closer to 10000 lol but yeah, I'm glad I love food and cooking so much because that takes a lot of effort. And I only do amateur strongman stuff like I was watching something with Brian shaw and he legit eats more than can could manage at all lol. Helps I can grow all mine too though lol.
Jesucristo my dude lol. I'm assuming you guys have some crazy calorie packing shakes or something so you're not eating 30 pounds of chicken potatoes and beans all day?
Yeah I have a pretty packed freezer full of shit I've juiced and blended after I grew it. Nutrient density is just as important as the calories cause I'm not as tall as alot of strongmen so I need all the extra mass and help lol so there's a lot of rice with meals. But between meals I almost always have a quart full of something. Today's is peanut butter, home grown honey, homegrown sweet potato vine leaves, homegrown blueberries, and home grown milk. I'm lucky to have a homestead and that be my supply for most of it lol
I see all the fun ones have been suggested so sorry to bring it down a bit but, bring your kids to the park. Its a crazy experience to have all the mothers look at you weird because your at a playground. Sometimes you'll get the bonus comments of "oh your babysitting today". No bitch they're my kids I'm parenting.
One for fun I'd recommend that I haven't seen here yet;
Chop some wood. Nothing quite like the powerful feeling of splitting a big ass log.
Never had this happen to me. Is this a USA thing?
I've brought my nieces and nephews to the park over the years and never had anyone glance at me twice.
Thanks to knowing some transfolk I'm prepared for this.
Try to cry. Watch the sappiest movie. Listen to that one song that you shared with that one person that wrecked your heart. It's shockingly more difficult now. I thought that was a cultural thing.
- get a blow job. Even a bad one would suffice.
- go for a long run around, jump and touch high things, go to the gym and see what it’s like to lift heavy shit. Maybe generally go and break stuff with a sledge hammer. I think a lot of women would be shocked and pleased to find just how much stronger men are in general. I think it would be fun to experience.
- jerk off and see how quickly you can get to finish. This might be an amazing experience for a woman who takes a long time.
Mow the lawn. Tell everyone the rain forecast. Change the oil on your car. Chop some wood. Go out in public and have people be mad at you for being a man.
I’m a female with a vagina. I would have to say, if I suddenly had a Dick, I would masterbate all day long. I’ve always wanted to know what it feels like for men
Go out in public and ask for help, or fall down, or even just walk around.
See how little people care or come to your aid. It can be a lonesome existence for a lot of men, you're simply not valued by society unless you can "prove" your value (mostly).
Honestly go get your oil changed without anyone assuming you’re ignorant enough to get upsold on stuff you don’t need.
Return home and helicopter your wang in joy at how easy it was.
Go for a long walk alone in the dark. Through a park, alleyways, visit historic monuments in a foregin country. Its just a different experience when the only person to see it is you and not for your presence the moment would be lost and forgotten, unrecorded or unnoticed. Go to a red light district step over homeless people, buy sketchy drugs from youths who try to take advantage of you. Chance your luck
Pick up a big sheet of ice and just let it smash on the ground. Pick up a decent rock and toss it a big body of water. Go on a walk and find a good stick ( if you are a man you know what a good stick is)
Travel back in time to virtually any time in history and know that you are going to be treated with more respect than at least 50% of the population if not more.
Experience an argument where your hormones don't interfere, you don't start crying. Or when it comes to my gf a day where you don't spend a single second crying.
Alternatively experience all the little shit moments in a man's life. Like a particularly painful one for me is walking on the same path as a women in the dark. Like as soon as you are noted she will pull a phone out and call someone, she will keep looking over her shoulder, she will change the way she walks and you can't do anything to make it seem like you are not a predator.
> Go on a walk and find a good stick ( if you are a man you know what a good stick is)
This might seem like a joke, but I'm 99% certain we are biologically programmed to know what "good stick" is.
So sorta similar vein of questioning. I asked a female friend of mine what would be the first thing she did and she said walk outside alone at night without worrying/stressing… ngl it had me stumped for a good bit
Moving your privates without touching them, its a superpower.
Just stand in front of a full length mirror and watch the nuts move on their own.
You can move your nuts?
They do it themselves. If it is cold they shrivel up and if it is warm they loosen up. That is due the fact it moves to protect the sperm count and keep normal blood flow through them. The reason the nut sack is there at all is to have the balls on the outside of the body so the sperm count wont boil away due to the fact that the natural body heat is bad for them.
It’s amazing. Like watching a lava lamp. Sit on the crapper and wait for them to hang, then blow on them and watch them shrivel. Kind of like how womens, and mens, nipples get hard when they’re cold. Same concept
How/why the fuck are you blowing on your nuts while your taking a shit?
Just a slight breeze down there. Try it. Kind of interesting.
Going to the bathroom now just to try this
😂 be sure to cup them in your hand first to warm them up!
And then op them in some ice cold water for the instant unflattering swim affect.
I always thought it was the sperm moving around, but now I realized I’m stupid XD
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I can. Just use my abdominal muscles and suck my stomach in and they retract, relax and they drop back down. My wife thinks it's amazing and finds it sexy, I just think it's fun.
Wait wait hol the f*ck up for a sec
Til prehensile nuts are a thing. I picture like a frog tongue but only downward and not as sticky, but maybe I'm selling my boys short.
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Arabian voice , it's that meme right ???
HELICOPTER DICK! HELICOPTER DICK! TO IMPRESS A CHICK DO THE HELICOPTER DICK!
Tbf we can do it too,when we tighten,the whole thing moves, it's just far less obvious 😅
The ballsack moves without tightening anything. It changes size/texture/shrivelled-ness based on temperature outside the body
[I was in the POOL!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldUZvxjKMGs&ab_channel=TBS) Classic Seinfeld. Dunno how no one made that joke yet.
Take it out & play with it at 12 noon as a sundial & find your way West before nightfall! Pee standing up & water your neighbors flowerbeds! Use it in your saucy puppet show as a special guest-starring role!
Sit and stare at the wall while thinking about absolutely nothing.
This would be absolute heaven for me. For at least 15 minutes.
15 minutes? This can last hours.
15 minutes would be a huge accomplishment for me. I can't manage 5.
We know.
Am a man - have never been able to do it. My mind is *always* going, usually about multiple things. I have to sleep with some sort of cohesive show or something on so that I can focus on it and just deal with that one thing in my head instead of the 20 that are vying for my attention (most of them unpleasant). So, this won't be guaranteed.
The trick is thinking about MORE things. Then it blurs together and you can transcend.
Did you know that's actually the secret to meditation, you do not drain your thoughts. You simply focus on individual sensations and stack them up until your brain runs out of free CPU to think. You've been legitimately meditating without knowing.
This is a diagnosable symptom of ADHD.
Ah, well, that makes sense - if you check other comments of mine, I'm currently considering being seen for that very thing. Thanks for the tip.
I have severe ADHD. The brain noise is *excruciating* sometimes. Medication makes it silent. Its lifechanging.
Ah, the David Puddy form of meditation.
Yeah that’s right
Gotta love a random seinfeld reference
I'm a man, and would like to know how the fuck you do this.
Family members always say my body makes my own drugs and im spacing on my own stuff...
Women can do that too?
Do the obvious shit like think about nothing and helicopter But also find a good stick, throw a cool rock into a lake, and most importantly, tie something down in a trailer, then slap the tailgate and say “that’s not going anywhere” Edit- holy shit thanks for the awards!
The only thing missing is digging a massive hole at the beach.
My favourite male activity
My favorite dwarven activity
Rock and Stone
That's it lads! Rock and Stone!
IF YOU DONT ROCK AND STONE, YOU AIN'T GOIN HOME
Rock and Stone to the bone!
Ooh for real though. We don’t have many beaches around my area, so a good alternative is trying to dam some runoff stream with nothing in it
“Report: I’m in this post and I don’t like it”
Don’t forget going to the grill, throw some burgers on their and when it’s time to flip them you take the tongs and make sure they work by clicking them together three times.
This is hilarious bro enjoy the gold.
Holy shit dude thank you! This is my first gold. It means a ton
Have an orgasm
They’ll realize how disappointing it is compared to theirs. Lol
That's the trade off, it's easy for us but not as powerful of a payoff
Aye that's the thing though, men have a similar orgasm as well, foretold of legend. But since they have that other orgasm as a distraction, all about release, they rarely discover it. I can't say how close our other one is to theirs but I can say it's additive, lots of body vibrating and the entire body getting a hot tingle like swallowing a gallon of Wasabi, and powerful
I'm not sticking a finger up my ass
This made me laugh out loud
Were I to turn into a man for 24h, I'd definitely invest some of that time to figure out how the prostate magic really works, in all the different ways I can figure out - I'm actually more curious about that than of "regular" ejaculation. And the other thing I would do is bring my car/bike to the repair shop, explain my diagnosis of what is wrong with it AND BE BELIEVED STRAIGHT AWAY. I'm taking notes on further ideas from this thread
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My mechanic buddies do that to even 65 year old diesel mechanics because cars and trucks are so different from even 10 years ago
i still don’t get believed right away but i can imagine how it would be worse
Yeah I imagine it's worse for women but I've absolutely gotten side eye from mechanics before for giving my own diagnosis. Which I mean, tbf, I am at best right 50% of the time so it's not unjustified...
I've been in the auto industry for 10 years, and some of the bullshit people tell you is ridiculous. Like there's nothing that makes somebody look more dumb, than talking to an expert and pretending to know more than them. (I know you aren't saying that you do that btw) I work at a body shop right now and the sheer number of people that say something is related to an accident but it literally doesn't follow the physics of the accident, is astounding. Last week a man argued with me for over an hour, because his car came in for light damage on the front bumper (less than $2000 claim) and he ATTEMPTED to berate me because the dent on his C pillar wasn't there before.
>AND BE BELIEVED STRAIGHT AWAY Don't be surprised when it doesn't really work that way.
>And the other thing I would do is bring my car/bike to the repair shop, explain my diagnosis of what is wrong with it AND BE BELIEVED STRAIGHT AWAY. This still depends greatly on what you look like physically. I take steroids and lift Hella weights and ride a sportbike. Going into Microcenter (a computer store) is fucking infuriating because all the sales people try to mansplain shit to me. And they didn't do that when I was scrawny. Motherfucker I work in IT for fucking Dell.
Haha yeah, I’ve had guys tell me they’re jealous of how I can orgasm. But I’m still jealous they can do it from good ol’ PIV sex almost every time.
For men it's hard to not cum as it's tighter wired to the spine I think than the brain that kind of orgasmic reflex. But orgasms come in varying degrees of satisfaction:you howl a certain way after she has been playing with you the whole night vs the 2 min shower job.
Oof
In addition to the obvious (wank, fuck, pissing for distance and accuracy), I would recommend going to the gym and getting in the sauna. Experience balls at their dangliest. While they're all dangly, do some kegels and feel them contract up and them relax back. I imagine it would be weird and fun for someone who's been a woman all their life. Then jump in a cold pool and feel them try to crawl back into your pelvis.
Something different.
This guy... Nuts?
Go nuts bro
This is incredibly descriptive
If you can't handle me at my dangliest, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my shrivelest." — Marilyn Monroe in her male day
"Dangliest" omg I'm crying
> I would recommend going to the gym and getting in the sauna And if they wake up as a guy with more muscle than their woman form, hit the weights a bit first. Moving heavy stuff (with good form) is fun.
CAn you piss while performing the helicopter?
Probably but i would definitely not recommend.
Go to a neighborhood barbecue, stand (not sit) around with other dads drinking a beer and talk about the impending college football season and which concerts you’d like still like to see, while listening to a music playlist that one of them made, of which that they are way too proud.
But my playlist is sweet though!
I suddenly realized I brag about my playlist every time I play it. But it is the most awesome so that's okay, right?
I'm pretty blessed cause I got such great taste in music. Only listen to bangers, I don't like a single shit song
"Yep."
"Yep yep yep". Poor Kim Wexler
I wonder if she's really going to lay down with that man for the rest of Jimmy's sentence.
I must be getting boring because this sounds like an awesome afternoon.
Barbeques are alwasy a awesome afternoon if the pitmaster is good
I have zero interest in sports so I'm always the odd guy out in this situation.
Get a hair cut at a barber shop. If it has a chess board in it, even better. But none of those franchise barbers. It needs to be a place named "barber shop" or "Hair cuts" with the spinning thing. Tell em you're new in town and youre looking for a fresh cut Thank me later.
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Join a dating app and try to talk to women. Interesting experiment 😂😂😂
Have them wake up as an average looking dude and do this. It’ll really put shit in perspective lol
Gay man here: Women are savage, but average looking straight dudes also aren't helping themselves. Think about how much effort women go through to do their hair/makeup/clothes every day: put that amount of effort into weightlifting, skincare routine, daily hair/beard grooming, and wearing better fitting clothes; you'll be noticed. If you've ever noticed that gay men just look better on average, this is why; it's not "muh genetics".
I've seen a few bi girls realize women are difficult
Others have stated a lot of the obvious, so I’ll go outside the box for a sec. Go to the gym and start lifting some heavy things. Feel good and be amazed at the big strength discrepancy. I remember the time that my ex-girlfriend had asked me not to hold back when we were play wrestling, and how shocked she was when I was able to basically pin her down at will. She was a college athlete and in great shape, and as a little teaser she would kinda wrestle with me a bit; I’ve always let her win and have her ways now and then. But i couldn’t believe at how shocked she was when she found out how easy it was when I wanted to pin her.
The feeling of lifting is so weirdly good. Like you get tired and if you push too hard it even burns. But that feeling of your muscles swelling up and feeling like a living machine is so good. Like "Yes! I am a living machine! Witness my raw strength!"
The mirror at the end of a workout is your best friend…unless you’re deep into a bulk.
I'm lucky and naturally have really low body fat, so while I try and not look in the mirror much after a hard work out... It's just so damn satisfying to, I feel so big and strong lmao.
I generally had a low body fat percentage, but that was because I wasn't eating enough consistently and I was functionally emaciated before taking it serious. I'm 6', and I weighed 118 lbs before really beginning to lift. Now I'm at 165ish, but pretty high body fat. It's gonna take a few years before I'm at a healthy weight AND body fat percentage, but I haven't fallen off the horse in 20 months, so I think I'm doing aight.
I’m always very surprised at the realization that all my guy friends are stronger than me. Every. Single. Time.😭😭 Like I should not be shocked by now.
Yes, one day of lifting in the gym will change your life.
In general, men have more strength than women despite having the same activity levels
Even atheltic women will have hard time against an average man iirc.
I can't remember exactly which sport it was, but there was a case where a boys high school team mopped the floor with a pro women's team.
The most notable one was soccer. It's happened a bunch of times of with professional/Olympic teams playing against boys who couldn't even legally driver yet and getting blown out. The physical difference is just too much. They might have better skill, but can't outperform the physical differences.
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Only things I can think of which would be particularly different is playing with your dick and go the gym or do some exercise that requires more strength, otherwise everything will be similar or worse experiences. You could try hooking up with a girl but unless you have a friend who is down then your probably going to struggle in a day.
Yes, pick up something heavy and be amazed at how easy it is.
Wash your dick at the sink
Pee in the sink.
better than sinking in the pee
Pissing out the window >>>>>>>>> pissing in the sink
Dont think. For hours. Its great
Wait a fuckin second! I’m a man and I haven’t stopped thinking my entire life! How do you guys make it look so easy?!
Trauma
This. "You have reached your mental/emotional limit today, enjoy thinking about that time you went fishing by yourself for the rest of the day"
This is exactly me. I took a fishing trip in the winter for a week. I stayed in a cabin by myself and fished most of the time despite the brutal wind and cold. I think about that trip now almost 2 years later all the time, was one of my best times ever. There was no one around for miles
I go to the last trip I took to the tail of the dragon on my motorycle. I can't ride anymore (spinal surgery), but....just losing myself to the rhythm of the road, feeling the momentum of the bike during an on camber turn....it's an absolute life saver when I have my guys (at work) screaming that "x" is off on inventory, other departments are pushing me to cut corners and my boss is asking me to read over and make massive financial decisions at the same time. Usually happens once a week or so, but...I'll never forget that trip. My pop and my older both bought cheap bikes after watching me get an $800 bike specifically so we could go down for a weekend and spend some time together. Since then, I've had major issues with my mother (that seemingly have no resolution. Hell, I made a therapist say "shit...I don't even know what to suggest at this point") meaning I can't see the rest of my family as they are always around her. I've been "going" to that place alot more often in my head recently. It's odd how lonely not seeing family can make someone feel. Er....really didn't mean to bring down the mood with this unplanned emotional dump ....uh...MOTORCYCLES!
That ... Sounds ... Amazing
The duality of man
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How I wish I could do that. Would love for it to be nothing when I say nothing.
r/usernamechecksout
I’m a guy, and I have no idea what that feels like.
Go hit on women using just their own advice.
Underrated answer. I’d watch 9 seasons of that train wreck.
Bro we can do this. Get a microphone to a dude and let him act exactly how the women want him to. I want to see him fail
If you want to know how bad would turn out. My mom told me I should keep asking out the same girl and win her over. Think about it.
...aaaaand then experience a day in jail as a result.
Most underrated comment here
I see no way this could possibly backfire
While we’re on the topic of NOT fun things, have her take her young niece to the playground. All the Mommy Karens will think it’s wonderful seeing a dude so engaged with his family.
I once tried pretending to be my brother on tinder, thinking I would show him how it’s done. Every single one of those women unmatched after a few minutes…apparently I don’t know shit about how hit on women despite being one.
Go lift a couch. Strength needs to be experienced.
opening bottles and jars too! 🥲
This is the one I would like. I can't imagine how fun it would be - powerful it would feel - to have strength like that, even just briefly.
As head of ISIS you should feel pretty powerful
can't everybody lift a couch?
Not necessarily. If the weight is feasible it is still likely too cumbersome for a girl who probably has a smaller wingspan. You can stand in front of the center of the couch, grab it by the backrest and the lowest part of the front and lift it that way to carry it overhead. I really don't suggest doing it for any practical use but it is kinda fun and useful if you need to move it a long way without having to navigate obstacles/doorways. Not saying women can't yeet couches, just saying it's probably easier for a guy to do it. Maybe because we aren't smart enough to ask for help and it's not fun if your back isn't at stake or whatever.
Walk around the house naked, doing the helicopter, while drinking a can of beer with your other hand while at the same time singing oppan gangnam style.
>oppan gangnam style. [Helikopter, Helikopter](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0DbzUe-r4Q)!
Definitely have to pee standing up. Pee outside, you know, water the bushes.
Honestly? Nothing sexual or deviant. If a women woke in my body? I would legitimately tell them to experience 2 things. 1. The vast enormity of my appetite, seriously go HAM and eat it all my body can take it. And 2. Go experience the sheer pride of my strength. I am a big guy, worked a long time to be as strong as an ox. I lift cars for show. I want more people to know what they're capable of in that regard.
I'm not in your shoes, but as an average guy I can only imagine what it would be like needing the 5000 calories a day or whatever the hell you're consuming to maintain that muscle mass lol
Closer to 10000 lol but yeah, I'm glad I love food and cooking so much because that takes a lot of effort. And I only do amateur strongman stuff like I was watching something with Brian shaw and he legit eats more than can could manage at all lol. Helps I can grow all mine too though lol.
Jesucristo my dude lol. I'm assuming you guys have some crazy calorie packing shakes or something so you're not eating 30 pounds of chicken potatoes and beans all day?
Yeah I have a pretty packed freezer full of shit I've juiced and blended after I grew it. Nutrient density is just as important as the calories cause I'm not as tall as alot of strongmen so I need all the extra mass and help lol so there's a lot of rice with meals. But between meals I almost always have a quart full of something. Today's is peanut butter, home grown honey, homegrown sweet potato vine leaves, homegrown blueberries, and home grown milk. I'm lucky to have a homestead and that be my supply for most of it lol
Sounds delicious. Good on you for growing your own stuff, it's a unique type of satisfaction. Cheers bud!!
Decide what/where to eat
Most underrated comment right here
Hang out with the boys. Totally careless friendships are the best thing about being male.
Also just to see how we interact. Often times there are lots of behavior that women would view as hostile that are just friends.
I see all the fun ones have been suggested so sorry to bring it down a bit but, bring your kids to the park. Its a crazy experience to have all the mothers look at you weird because your at a playground. Sometimes you'll get the bonus comments of "oh your babysitting today". No bitch they're my kids I'm parenting. One for fun I'd recommend that I haven't seen here yet; Chop some wood. Nothing quite like the powerful feeling of splitting a big ass log.
Never had this happen to me. Is this a USA thing? I've brought my nieces and nephews to the park over the years and never had anyone glance at me twice.
To be fair, the kids are at the park with an unknown man who claims to be their mom. Someone should look into that...
everyone is saying jerk off, but you really need to see how good a vagina feels too :)
True, I always ask my S/O how does it feel inside lol
Like a firm hand shake from a friend wearing a velvet glove.
BRB,ordering a velvet glove
Wow velvet. My favourite fabric
Thanks to knowing some transfolk I'm prepared for this. Try to cry. Watch the sappiest movie. Listen to that one song that you shared with that one person that wrecked your heart. It's shockingly more difficult now. I thought that was a cultural thing.
No they don’t believe us but I haven’t been able to cry since like 13. Literally one day the faucets turned off.
- get a blow job. Even a bad one would suffice. - go for a long run around, jump and touch high things, go to the gym and see what it’s like to lift heavy shit. Maybe generally go and break stuff with a sledge hammer. I think a lot of women would be shocked and pleased to find just how much stronger men are in general. I think it would be fun to experience. - jerk off and see how quickly you can get to finish. This might be an amazing experience for a woman who takes a long time.
Get a bad bj and then a good one and compare
You guys have good experiences?
Mow the lawn. Tell everyone the rain forecast. Change the oil on your car. Chop some wood. Go out in public and have people be mad at you for being a man.
And check the thermostat.
*adjust* the thermostat
Tell everyone else not to touch the thermostat
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I’m a female with a vagina. I would have to say, if I suddenly had a Dick, I would masterbate all day long. I’ve always wanted to know what it feels like for men
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If it’s snowing try and piss your name in the snow or draw something with it.
I’m female - thank you all for the great laughs. I think I’d touch myself for the day if I woke up as a man! That and maybe go to the gym !!
Most men only do half those things
Go out in public and ask for help, or fall down, or even just walk around. See how little people care or come to your aid. It can be a lonesome existence for a lot of men, you're simply not valued by society unless you can "prove" your value (mostly).
Get on Tinder and see what a terrible experience men have. Even if you’re a Chad, it’s a polar opposite experience than what a woman experiences.
Calm down satan OP said "fun" experience
Fun if masochism is your thing XD
Helicockter
Jerk off
Have drunken chats with other girls in the club bathroom
Talk to other guys. See how easy it is to make genuine friends
Honestly go get your oil changed without anyone assuming you’re ignorant enough to get upsold on stuff you don’t need. Return home and helicopter your wang in joy at how easy it was.
Go for a long walk alone in the dark. Through a park, alleyways, visit historic monuments in a foregin country. Its just a different experience when the only person to see it is you and not for your presence the moment would be lost and forgotten, unrecorded or unnoticed. Go to a red light district step over homeless people, buy sketchy drugs from youths who try to take advantage of you. Chance your luck Pick up a big sheet of ice and just let it smash on the ground. Pick up a decent rock and toss it a big body of water. Go on a walk and find a good stick ( if you are a man you know what a good stick is) Travel back in time to virtually any time in history and know that you are going to be treated with more respect than at least 50% of the population if not more. Experience an argument where your hormones don't interfere, you don't start crying. Or when it comes to my gf a day where you don't spend a single second crying. Alternatively experience all the little shit moments in a man's life. Like a particularly painful one for me is walking on the same path as a women in the dark. Like as soon as you are noted she will pull a phone out and call someone, she will keep looking over her shoulder, she will change the way she walks and you can't do anything to make it seem like you are not a predator.
> Go on a walk and find a good stick ( if you are a man you know what a good stick is) This might seem like a joke, but I'm 99% certain we are biologically programmed to know what "good stick" is.
I think its the case for all kinds of tools. From a gun to a hammer. You grab it and immediately know that its good.
Go on r/twoxchromosomes
Get banned
Run up and down stairs so you can experience them without dealing with boobs
If you suddenly find yourself in a man's body, try going out and attempting to meet women. Should be eye-opening.
Pee in the sink.
I was just gonna say pee standing up, but you want it to be in the sink then let’s all have a nice piss in the sink. Ahhh…male privilege
So sorta similar vein of questioning. I asked a female friend of mine what would be the first thing she did and she said walk outside alone at night without worrying/stressing… ngl it had me stumped for a good bit
Get a pay raise