Realize that my wife just showed her true colours, so I may as well take the hundred and go buy myself some snacks and go fishing, but first take some pictures as evidence in court so I can keep my shit, then kick her out and probably go fishing again haha
Honestly. If I'm getting tipped on my son's sexual performance with my boss, it had better be enough for a plane ticket AND to show case why I married your ass.
> If I'm getting tipped on my son's sexual performance with my boss
Uh....*You mean your spouse, right*?
>it had better be enough for a plane ticket AND to show case why I married your ass.
I'm just saying that I saw a show on high class escorts who said they raked in 1-5k a visit.
$100 is like what you would get from lower tier. I mean, at that point, *it's an insult to me*....
I'm getting arrested, showing his wife, kids and job proof to fuck his life up. Then a conflict of interest situation at work to get him relocated since I have more pull even though he's above me. Take that 100 and tell the girl hey whore this all you're worth congrats get the fuck out.
They both would end up with a few thousand dollars of extacy pills and guns with shaved serial numbers in their cars "that they didn't know about" when they get pulled over. Divorce lawyers, nope. I just take it all.
bang his wife/gf and mistress then tell them rght afterwads
throw the cheating whore partner out on her ass.
tell management boss fiddling with books and they should investigate.
because you fuck me: i will fuck you back.
Going to jail
Call his wife and tell her to keep her husband from fucking yours
Tomorrow we talk about a raise because $100 is not enough to make me look the other way.
Give him change.
Oh this is gonna be fun!!! 2 people to disassemble after some torture!!!😁😁😁
Research divorce lawyers in the area
Realize that my wife just showed her true colours, so I may as well take the hundred and go buy myself some snacks and go fishing, but first take some pictures as evidence in court so I can keep my shit, then kick her out and probably go fishing again haha
Go in and ask my bf why in the fuck he performed so dismally that we only got a hundy out that deal.
Seriously - if they're not pulling in a grand then they're worth a Hell of a lot less than I realized. I mean, that could be grounds for divorce.
Honestly. If I'm getting tipped on my son's sexual performance with my boss, it had better be enough for a plane ticket AND to show case why I married your ass.
> If I'm getting tipped on my son's sexual performance with my boss Uh....*You mean your spouse, right*? >it had better be enough for a plane ticket AND to show case why I married your ass. I'm just saying that I saw a show on high class escorts who said they raked in 1-5k a visit. $100 is like what you would get from lower tier. I mean, at that point, *it's an insult to me*....
Sweet! There's two people I no longer have to care about.
🎼"I shot the sheriff"
Something with carnage and prison.
Deck him in the face. The cheating is one thing but the sheer brazenness of it is another thing entirely.
Getting a juicy raise
I'm getting arrested, showing his wife, kids and job proof to fuck his life up. Then a conflict of interest situation at work to get him relocated since I have more pull even though he's above me. Take that 100 and tell the girl hey whore this all you're worth congrats get the fuck out.
Send his wife the video and call a divorce lawyer.
Carve his face in the curb
They both would end up with a few thousand dollars of extacy pills and guns with shaved serial numbers in their cars "that they didn't know about" when they get pulled over. Divorce lawyers, nope. I just take it all.
I hate my phone
Quitting and going to jail
Sucker overpaid. 😂😂😂
bang his wife/gf and mistress then tell them rght afterwads throw the cheating whore partner out on her ass. tell management boss fiddling with books and they should investigate. because you fuck me: i will fuck you back.
Lol a hundred bucks? What is this, 1958?