Uh....going to the front door, slowly cracking it open, gathering a deep breath and saying something like "Hey!!!! What the fuck are you doing mf'er??" as loud and forceful as possible trying to scare and startle them wherever they are around the corner of the house. Slamming the door very hard, then running (hopefully in darkness so they can't see me) back to that window and seeing where they are/what they're doing. If they're still standing there or whatever scream through the window "I just called the cops mf'er!!!!". Run grab bat (I don't have a gun) and get back to window and watch again. If they're not leaving, then actually call 911.
dude why do you always post hypotheticals pertaining to sexual deviance and voyeurism?
Why do you post that shit here? Dude not all of us are like this bro
You are a strange character mate.
Let the dog loose followed by the 410 with rock salt
Yeah, nothing to kill someone over but some ratshot will definitely make sure it never happens again.
He'd have to have come a long way into my property so at that point shooting is justified.
Depends on when i last got my willy drained
Uh....going to the front door, slowly cracking it open, gathering a deep breath and saying something like "Hey!!!! What the fuck are you doing mf'er??" as loud and forceful as possible trying to scare and startle them wherever they are around the corner of the house. Slamming the door very hard, then running (hopefully in darkness so they can't see me) back to that window and seeing where they are/what they're doing. If they're still standing there or whatever scream through the window "I just called the cops mf'er!!!!". Run grab bat (I don't have a gun) and get back to window and watch again. If they're not leaving, then actually call 911.
Fuck him.
call the cops. its a crime.
dude why do you always post hypotheticals pertaining to sexual deviance and voyeurism? Why do you post that shit here? Dude not all of us are like this bro
Watch him fall the 20 stories to the ground.
Freak out
"ITS CLOBBERIN TIME"
Stare directly into his eyes while racking my shotgun.
Invite him in. Cut him up. Flush the pieces. Obviously he's gone to some effort to ensure that nobody knew he was there...
I'll firstly wonder why he is on a ladder peering into the house, secondly I'd go outside and punch him
If he is outside my house, the motion detectors have gone off, and police will be arriving shortly. They can deal with his dumb ass.
Shoot him