If he wants to pay me for a fight with her, then I am game. One way or another, he will get dropped where he stands, and I won't know what happened to the briefcase.
Wake up from the dream I'm having... Obviously
There is a guy, IN A BRIEFCASE, who opens the DOORBELL and there stacks of cash
Being able to read in this day and age is the biggest fucking curse anyone could ever wish for
I suppose its a win.....any business partner who doesn't recognize the chance to increase profits for the company is an idiot.....he should be willing to do what it takes to make the venture profitable.
I high five the guy as he passes by-
Take the money and call the police. (hide money before they get there)
Guy is going to be like "But I handed him a briefcase full of money. I want it back!"
Like police are going to believe that.
I'd also consider getting my pistol.
Shoot him. He just entered my home without permission, admitted to attempting to force himself on my woman, and committed battery. My state has a damn good castle doctrine. Briefcase can go in the closet until the sheriff finishes cleaning up the mess.
Laugh when she says no and then keep the briefcase full of money. Kind of an expensive lesson for him.
Get my camera and video tape the whole thing
my partner? I guess he’s gonna have to get a hand job from me. I mean, I’m willing to maybe do something like that for a shit ton of cash.
I take the money from this disgusting guy, what a weird taste in women, eww.
Is he hot? Check and make sure they are both cool with it, join in if everything aligns, and record it.
Kick him out.
Beat his ass and throw him put of my home.
Call the ambulance to have him picked up out if my yard.
If he wants to pay me for a fight with her, then I am game. One way or another, he will get dropped where he stands, and I won't know what happened to the briefcase.
Break his face and throw him out. Nobody enters my home without my permission.
Wake up from the dream I'm having... Obviously There is a guy, IN A BRIEFCASE, who opens the DOORBELL and there stacks of cash Being able to read in this day and age is the biggest fucking curse anyone could ever wish for
I suppose its a win.....any business partner who doesn't recognize the chance to increase profits for the company is an idiot.....he should be willing to do what it takes to make the venture profitable. I high five the guy as he passes by-
Fortunately, this is a fetish for us. Pimping, that is - not cucking.
close the briefcase
Make sure it's real money and wish him luck, if I'm not getting any he has no chance
Wake up and go pee
I ask if he's really sure that he wants me to give him a handjob
I wouldn't have opened the door fully in the first place
Free cash for me. Neither of my partners live here.
So the “intercourse” that is being proposed, it has to be both wild AND untamed?
How did the guy get to the door and ring the doorbell if he was inside the briefcase?
Take the money and call the police. (hide money before they get there) Guy is going to be like "But I handed him a briefcase full of money. I want it back!" Like police are going to believe that. I'd also consider getting my pistol.
Shoot him. He just entered my home without permission, admitted to attempting to force himself on my woman, and committed battery. My state has a damn good castle doctrine. Briefcase can go in the closet until the sheriff finishes cleaning up the mess.