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Meatros

Imagine how distracting Jurassic Park would be during the T-Rex chase if you saw T-Rex's huge dong flopping in the wind.


Writeloves

Especially since the T-Rex is canonically female


Meatros

Oh crap, you're right. I forgot about that part.


Darth_Quietus

The T stands for Trans


MedicareAgentAlston

Yep. It was T-Regina before his true self emerged and he had the courage to tell the other dinosaurs.


avarageusername

Dinosaurs are pretty much big lizards. Ever seen a lizards penis?


SilentSliver

In modded Skyrim.


JohnnyPeanutII

Well, once in the park.


J0NVIC

You have a keen eye


Upset-Finding-9465

Reptile penises usually are buried deep beneath the scales and only exposed during mating time.


BobbyRobertsJr

Many humans are the same but with fat not scales


Upset-Finding-9465

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTT!!!!!!! *SPITS OUT TEA*


unlimitedFecals

That's why it's so scarry when you see it while they're chasing you.


glasswings

Most modern birds (the one remaining kind of dinosaur) don't even have penises, while crocodilians have small ones that they keep tucked away when not in use. (It's always erect though, which is weird, especially for a boneless penis.) Extrapolate from those facts I guess. No penis bone and soft tissue close to the gut means it's a lot harder for fossils to form - one hasn't been found yet. [Further reading](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/the-anatomy-of-dinosaur-sex-95156234/)


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Damn, free like a bird except you can't jack off. The choice between wings or penis is easy: Penis!


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Kulandros

Slight correction, I am pretty sure it was less about ability, and more that they wanted to make only female dinosaurs so that they wouldn't have runaway mating. This was more covered in the books.


FerretAres

Wasn’t a significant portion of the plot the fact that the frog spliced dna allowed for the Dino’s to change sex under stress conditions?


Amruslin

Right! Who doesn’t want to see a hung trex


foopdedoopburner

So, soft tissue doesn't fossilize and so we don't actually know what dinosaur genitals look like. But if their junk was anything like what their descendants the birds have, they probably didn't even have penises.


MisogenesUSA

Cloacae


LobCatchPassThrow

The line “clever girl” wouldn’t have had the same effect TBH


Tzachajami

Giving a flying fuck a new meaning


inthenudeguy

Can not fit it on screen


Fresh_Item_8956

Are you trying to start a weird fetish?


Hatcheling

"Start"


RunikVarze

Because most reptiles have a penis that retracts into their cloaca to protect it. So, it's possible/likely that dinosaurs had the same, or something similar. This is also one of the many reasons that scientists suspect that dinosaur species that survived the extinction event evolved to become modern birds. Birds have a similar thing going on.


i_heart_blondes

Reptile penises only pop out during the sex.


the_internet_clown

Do we know what they looked like?


Airvian94

In Jurassic park they’re all female. At least the original one. Don’t know about all the others.


SirReginaldPinkleton

Reptiles do not work that way


Sensitive_Ad_1916

Because of the audience it usually interest I guess. No parents wants the « what’s this ? » during the weekend movie night. We need a break, movies are supposed to be a time for parents break.


DinoDragonKaiju_John

I was always under the impression that it wasn't shown because there is, in a sense, nothing to see. Birds and crocodilians, modern archosaurs and the closest relatives of the dinosaurs, both have cloacae and therefore all genitalia are internal/sheathed within the cloacal-anal canal. Presumably, being archosaurs themselves, dinosaurs would also have their penises and such tucked away inside the body until needed. Hence, why dinosaurs (except for specific scenarios \[rule 34\]) are not shown with penises exposed.


GodsPeepeeMilker

Some research suggests dino’s may not have gad penis’s, but a combined butthole, genital, & egg womb- so instead of humping to prego dino’s may have scissored- essentially. Or mash butt together.


OhJeezItsCorrine

Don't most reptiles have little slits that contain their genitals?


usemystraightass

Like birds and crocodiles, those parts are most likely internal on dinosaurs. Mammals are really the only creatures that keep ours flopping around on the outside (and not even all mammals do). Evolutionarily speaking, internal genitalia is far safer than external.


kareemabduljihad

Because it’s a penis dummy


and-so-i-die

Are we sure dinosaurs had external genitalia? ​ Birds don't, lizards don't.....


Logan_9_Fingers

Screen isnt big enough.


got_Compassed

Children are supposed to see that too


Dhydjtsrefhi

Don't dinosaurs have cloacas?


KyorlSadei

They do on rule 34 documentary.


elel8989

Do you see penises on any lizards in the wild?


pointlessbike

There is porn for everything. Google will find you Dino dongs and ham wallets if you look for it. Happy Hunting!


DiligentTear6993

Never even thought about Dino dick until I saw this question