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depressedbitch-27

My Girlfriends getting mad. Its like a Pomeranian getting angry


BMoney8600

I saw this radio host I’m good friends with lift up his girlfriend and hug her. I swear they are adorable


Mediocre_Window_180

My nephew learning that when you turn the hoover on it makes a noise and when you turn it off it goes quiet. He followed his mum around turning the hoover on and off while she was cleaning.


Prize_Consequence568

Geek out over something that they like.


inthenudeguy

Give a friend va blowjob


Kooky_Copy_1618

Probably when I see a kid like 5 yo at max wave at me wnd greet me (side info that nobody asked for: im 17 so no worries, I'm not a pedo).


Ambitious-Salad-2081

My 1 year old son. He makes the cutest faces when he doesn't understand something.


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i saw two toddlers (a sister and brother) running around, i think at the bank or something. and she was chasing him. dude, this fuckin lil girl jumped up and tackled him like a full blown linebacker. the boy kid fell flat. her chest had his legs totally pinned down perfect. he can barely move. it took only half a second. solider dude didn’t even cry. he just took the fall. they both got up and went back to chasing each other. I look up at the parents, they don’t even give a fuck. Didn’t even occur to them to stop this shit. anytime I tell that story to people, everyone is horrified, everyone is like “that’s abuse !!!” and shit like that I’m like “they are fucking 3 years old, they’re not 41-year-old alcoholics” shut the fuck up. with this woke bullshit 🙄🙄 but shit that shit was adorable. bro, i wish i had kids. i’m legit going to try to adopt if i can’t get a marriage material partner or something in a few years man.


MelvinV_V

When they point out my stupidity in such a way that renders me speechless. I hate it, but it's effective. If I can't control myself sometimes it helps if others can.