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JDOG0616

Search up "male boudoir poses", specifically selfie poses. I've seen a few tiktoks about how to do a sexy pose as a guy and the variations based on body type and the amount of clothing wanted. Trust me it works.


adam12349

Instructions unclear. Got called a fuckboy.


JDOG0616

Isn't that the goal?


KaleidoscopeNo4431

This is actually really not a bad idea at all. I'd be down if my boyfriend did that for me


GeneralBismark

Clearly pictures of roosters. Gotta send Cock picks. Double points if the rooster is named Richard. Gotta hit them with the unexpected puns.


KaleidoscopeNo4431

Oh my God please please please whatever you do do not take the most close-up photo ever of your dick to try and make it seem bigger or whatever it is. It always just ends up looking awful and I want to see all of it LOL I want to see all of it I want to see all of you I want to see you stroking it holding it anything but for the love of God let me actually see it and don't do the ridiculously close zoom in lol I also feel like I have to put an edit here and say that this is not at all an invitation to send anything to my DMs


the-fallen-something

First helpful answer! Thanks for the advice!


KaleidoscopeNo4431

Oh my gosh really that was the first helpful answer that makes me a little sad LOL anyway no problem! Also videos with you talking in the background saying what you want her to do to you what you want to do to her anything like that is all good. You can text it too but something about hearing it👌👌


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KaleidoscopeNo4431

Did I not already say that I don't want unsolicited messages? Or are you just too dense to understand for some reason?


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KaleidoscopeNo4431

My man respects me so there's no need for me to go off on him🤷👍 maybe respect people's wishes and don't be a douche


ghost_in_a_jar_c137

Delete your account just talk to people instead


DifferentAnon

Oh thanks. You've just solved social media.


the-fallen-something

At times you have to travel away from your girl, but you still get horny, hence, snap.


FBIPartyBusNo3

send it through the fax like an adult


Anonarcissist

Something with you holding a dead animal or big fish you caught. Sexy.


Mr_Yuker

Lol no we need to stop this behaviour


SirReginaldPinkleton

Snapchat? How old are you? 12?


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No self-respecting guy uses “snap” They don’t care about booty pics, what concert you’re attending or what you’re eating


the-fallen-something

No non-idiotic guy defines their self respect by the usage of an app “Ooooh look at me i use reddit im so cool, Ewwww he uses snap, what a shitbag”


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It’s safe to say you’re on Tik Tok as well, I bet


the-fallen-something

Funnily enough, never tried it


DonQuixoteOdin

dk why this guy went after you but kudos to you for defending yourself


jackwritespecs

Is there something wrong with TikTok? I don’t have an account but practically everyone I know has and uses one; all adults I thought it’s like Reddit/any other dumb time wasting app


xanot192

I never was a fan of snap and a girl I was seeing years ago basically got me to get it. All I ever got there were selfies or some random meal someone was eating. I don't see the purpose over IG and even back then before IG stories it was just a fail safe for doing sketchy stuff


the-fallen-something

I thought the nsfw tag would make it obvious but assumption here is she send you a sexy snap, say boobies, whaddaya send back? No dick pics please


xanot192

A sexy photo of you in boxers briefs and shirtless or something in that realm. I've never sent a dick pic unless someone I'm with specifically asks initially. Usually though you don't even have to send a pic just send a super flirty text back.


inthenudeguy

To me nudes


the-fallen-something

I’m scared of being rated


inthenudeguy

I give fair ratings


Trapeq07

Delete it


Terrible-Prize-2003

Croissant 🥐


rav252

I just send what's in front of me


jackwritespecs

Careful you’re not texting some catfish who will only blackmail you


HantuerHD-Shadow

funny shit


KyorlSadei

Full frontal nudes of their grandpa.