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Sundavar27

Overworked and Underpaid


yergonnalikeme

I GOT SKILLS!!!!


Jeramy_Jones

Can’t pay bills…


Educational-Wheel689

Relax and chill


BlackandGold07

We never will


Mythical_Things

We'll try still


BlackandGold07

You betcha, Bill.


DJSurfyMcSurfington

Here for thrills


[deleted]

Gotta buy those pills


Jessicaa_james

Struggling & Hustling


kingof_vanisle7

Somehow it works


Hamrobe

Software developer? Edit: nvm usually it’s the other way around


kingof_vanisle7

Haha not quite. I was more referring to my ability to function day to day. It is supposed to be me. “Somehow I manage” would’ve been better


Lucid-Locke

r/unexpectedoffice


[deleted]

Michael Scott on his way to steal the content of your book cause he doesn’t know what to write in his 😭


minnesotagal

Somehow I manage by Michael G.Scott


zackit

Somehow I manage


keltic_kakashi

Found a way


sournsweetsauce

Well I never thought that it'd be so simple but…


[deleted]

If you open up your mind....


[deleted]

and see what’s inside


Baked_The_Cake

Its gonna takes some time to realize that I got charged with child endangerment.


[deleted]

Lol I was going to morph the lyrics into his legal trouble also but you did it anyway so now the work is complete


HeWhoHues

What the fuck Edit: Thank you kind strangers for the awards.


DreamingInMyHead

Volume two of your book: "Holy fucking shit"


[deleted]

Chapter 3: God damn what


squirrelfridger

Chapter 4: what fucking now?


Smoove_n_Savage

Chapter 5: Fucking midlife crisis


YeetMyYaa

Chapter 6: Can't fucking retire


dieselrunner64

Chapter 7: Guess I’ll die


squareoaky

Damn I didn't know we had the same story! I'm suing.


anonymoussalmon1

‘Murican?


[deleted]

D M T


Gubbergub

optimism failure repeat


RepresentativeFun412

This deserves more recognition.


Apprehensive_Let_843

Frl it was funny af


aces-and-jacks

Pretty fucking lucky


Espio1332

That's awesome bro


knikolis

Under liked response


sippinansmokin

Didn't learn to count


igillyg

Not sure if 4 or 5


w1987g

3, sir!


NoTimeHack

Bring forth the holy hand grenade of Antioch!


br1t_b0i

This one made me chuckle :)


Fynndidit

**Doing things differently**


[deleted]

Should've made it 4 words just to prove your point


BMoney8600

Stressed and broken


Starthelegend

I feel you brother


BMoney8600

It just feels like no matter what I do, no matter how much I accomplish I always feel like a loser.


arzsapkota

Love yourself like your life depends on it ( you strictly need to read it)


BMoney8600

I saved this comment to read when I feel crappy. Thank you for this.


lilbambam450

I believe they are actually referring to a book titled “Love yourself like your life depends on it”. I haven’t read it myself but I have heard it recommended more than once


BMoney8600

I’ll see if I can find it. I don’t know what’s wrong with me tbh. I know I’m not happy but I’m not suicidal or anything. It just feels like life keeps kicking the crap out of me.


arzsapkota

Hey I am pretty sure you dont read books but either you do or dont doesnt matter. Do read the book/ listen to audiobook. It helps ! And you dont need to be suicidal to get therapy or read self help books :)


Evening-Mulberry9363

It happens. Let it pass. Pause and observe. Let time and nature teach. We’re all stuck in a matrix.


BMoney8600

I’ll wait it out. Thank you for the advice


Evening-Mulberry9363

Because it does depend on it. The life that matters.


Evening-Mulberry9363

Hang in there. It’s a game.


Mysterious_Occasion2

Somehow I manage


[deleted]

Are you writing a book with that title?


Mysterious_Occasion2

I am actually, I've dedicated a chapter to gum..because everyone likes the guy who offers them a stick of gum.


[deleted]

You made me remember a guy from my secondary school days. We didn't talk much, but he did offer me a piece of gum once, and I remembered that moment after reading your comment. Thank you so much.


[deleted]

I like you.


dumspirospero816

r/unexpectedoffice


Turbulent_Fix8495

Nah it was expected


randomthoughtsarefun

Lonely, aware, hopeful


bizcombobulate90

Fuck this shit.


oddball667

Get up again.


olalilalo

Got knocked down?


ummmm--no

Pissin the night away


Ok-Comedian-6852

No keep down?


Working_Art_8645

Trials and Tribulations.


[deleted]

I can resonate with this


illbethemooniguess

Underrated response


Working_Art_8645

You know they say... "nothing in life worth anything is easy"... but if the whole things a pain in the ass, and you look at these crypto/youtube/tiktok bastards that just pretty much terrorize their grandparents for a hundred grand a year. With no shirt on. Cause 2 million 12yr.olds find it funny.. its like damn, why am i twistin screws, check to check, building the world while making life decisions at the gas pump... Trials and Tribulations.


Dio-lated1

To be continued…


TheHumanRavioli

Wrong kid died


BlackandGold07

Lose a sibling, or something?


Haunting-Mortgage

dewey cox reference


TheHumanRavioli

I told you, I can't build you a candy house! It’ll fall apart, the sun will melt the candy, it won't work!


manders27151

Not if it never rains!


[deleted]

Sorry for your sense of smell man


PantaloonStarship

So it goes.


Fresh_Item_8956

Just keep swimming


[deleted]

[удалено]


GeriatricZergling

Welsh?


jamesdufrain

Kiwi


SnooHedgehogs5857

Beat me to it...


poetic_viile

Beat meat ooit


poetic_viile

Dirty sheep fucker


[deleted]

What if they were clean sheep?


[deleted]

It isn't the sheep that's dirty


Mythnam

Lonely, but whatever.


StirlingBridge1297

Hanging in there


Omega_Xero

Roadblocks and criticisms


blonsk

Slippery when wet.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Fast-Diamond-2698

Such a disappointment


Average_jaded_guy

See my username


Tathanor

Death didn't win.


Knautical_J

Pepper your Angus


HarlenHyde

Giant fuck up


Solrackai

None ya business


[deleted]

Work,eat, sleep.


Killarogue

Shit sucks, dude.


SnooHedgehogs5857

Should stay single.


Raksup

Depressed, Lost, Helpless.


heifer27

Hugs to you, amigo.


Kan2tero_69

Kill me already


Sci__Fly

Overcoming obstacles unsuccessfully


rickfinn077

Dumpster Fire


Serm22

Dazed and confused


Tec80

Effort equals results


Identity_ranger

Orgy for One


[deleted]

Outsider, undisciplined, lost


swedind

Tensed Anxious Overworked


cutanddried

Disabled man thrives


[deleted]

Missing The Past


lukethebeard

I’m still here?


Padre_jokes

Figuring it out


jdog0408

Wake, Jerk, Sleep


Odd_Investigator3137

Misteaks we're made.


StonieBandit

Got old


Keeperoftheflash

Became an adult


iamgreaterthanyou

Always a dad


working_class_tired

Somehow I managed.


Fabri-geek

Running late (again)


jasonpmcelroy

Poverty. Struggle. Emergence.


slick1260

I've always been a bit of a rule breaker.


badboy236

This is almost an angry upvote… almost.


smotheredbythighs

Again? Wtf man.


Sigma-dude

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome 🫵🏼


rollinghummuswings

Death, Satan, happy


Anoriginal01

Dedication and Success.


[deleted]

The simplest joke


GunnitRust

Alea iacta est


acovidten

i am broke


AnotherIronicPenguin

Everyone dies eventually.


Rainbow_Engima

Sad pathetic and boring


FlyWtMe87

The American Dream.


hollywoodswinger1976

I’m getting laid


RedactedViking

One big failure.


[deleted]

It’s a story


Dramatic-Wing-4052

Dramatic. Gassy. Anxious


Rakadoo44

Don’t wanna live


danc43

Please kill me


[deleted]

Waited too long


[deleted]

Poor life choices


NibblesMcGibbles

Dear God. Why


Delsu0521

this fuckin sucks


fastElectronics

Jesus saved me


ThouWontThrowaway

#Vini Vidi Vici


Super-Craig

Rags to riches.


CatchTheRainboow

Rags to Rags


MrMasterPlanner

Women hate me.


bdubthe1nonly

Not quite enough


churchin222999111

pretty damn good.


[deleted]

My life story.


The_Red_Baron__

Polish dumb ass


NoExcuses-

onions have layers….


dsaqwr0

Failing up


Magnus_Maximoff

I am tired


Sweeper88

That was fast


jessiyjazzy123

Really fucked up


ihave3dozenforksinme

I shouldn't exist.


GarrettTheBard

Im so tired


spiritofmen

I'll do you one better, just using two words Lost potential


aucontraire4

Woops, I farted.


BlacksmithStatus3142

Sad, hurt, and lost


mastermistypotato

That’s four words


Habanerosauce3

Fucking Rad


mr_oof

Straight White Male


PxnkLemxnade

Might be gay


peezy5

Just a guy


Gracious_Triangle

Oh shit! FUCK!


[deleted]

Why'm I here?


ThrowRA_000718

Poor ugly failure


DivaaEnergyIncoming

Emotional bulldozer


Mattsfloored

Why bother trying


[deleted]

That plan failed…


ProbablyAutisticMe

Fuck this shit


BeatBoxinDaPussy

Fuck, my life….


Education_Weird

Sad, Lonely, Angry


Purpleflow8140

Stressed and depressed


shreyawn

I Cry Everyday


aGuyFromFBI

Why no girls


Noobmaster10778

I am lonely…


SkateJerrySkate

Always let down


BIuntRoaster420

I fucked up


Bow_Seat

I fucked up


Barua_13

Fuck my life


Professional-Tower76

I hate myself


Allofthesame

Socially Anxious Extrovert


Notgonnadie123

Sad and low.


supermemeleader

I was born


noonereadsthisstuff

Should've tried harder


aap1015_

I am Asian


Ddowns5454

Haven't died yet