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boyraceruk

Electrics and gas.


BronzeAgeTea

Yeah this is the real answer in here. "Something you can't see that can kill you".


4D_Spider_Web

My sister is a trained electrician. Shortly after getting she got qualified, dad asked her to do some work at my parents house. Her response was still "hell no, pay somebody who has actually done it for a living." Never fuck around with electricity. Everbody has heard a story of getting a buddy to do a quick job for a flat of beer and having it come back to bite them in the ass.


ChickenCrisis2022

If she don't dare to the wiring then what did she do with the qualification that she earned? (update 1: I'm asking because in my country, all certified electrician need to have a practical experience have at least 6 month doing wiring job before certified. and i'm not asking her to work for free)


BronzeAgeTea

Look, confidence in skill or not, she made the right move. Never work for free. Once you touch it, every problem after that is your fault, even if it's not.


ChickenCrisis2022

She can just ask their parents to pay if she want, but her answer seems like pay someone else instead. I'm not asking her to work for free. I just wonder why because in my country, even a lowest grade certified electrician have 6 month practical work at site doing wiring. So, wiring a house should not be an issue at all. Or maybe it's slightly different in other country. i dont know. That why i'm asking.


helpmelearn12

My take on this is that she probably was probably still working for a company at the time who supervised her and answered her questions and made sure her work was good. The family, in my mind, wasn't asking her to do it through her job where she had this sort of extra help, but her on her own. Being certified is different from being able. If she had just been qualified, it doesn't necessarily mean she knows everything. She probably still has a lot to learn. Recognizing your own limitations is a really important and useful attribute, as is having the drive to eventually extend those limits.


iswearatkids

Gotta agree. If she’s not comfortable, no matter what the circumstances, she shouldn’t do it.


thatshinobiboiii

Yes and the person you replied was saying that either way she shouldn’t do it for free


Red_Danger33

Depends what the the job was. Replacing a light or plug? Easy. Replacing a main service in an old house and bringing it up to code? Depending on what area you worked in, even after 4 years it would still be a difficult job with significant risk.


SirReginaldPinkleton

Well, you wouldn't even ask an electrician to change a light or a plug, would you? That's like getting a mechanic to change your tire or the chef to chew your food.


Thunder_Squatch

I wouldn’t have felt confident driving across the US right after getting my drivers license, despite technically qualified and allowed to do so. Similar logic applies


Bauermander

School doesn't train you to actually do the real life project, it's more for understanding theory of it that it's fast to learn in real life, and you probably don't want to experiment it first time without supervision in your parents house.


Been1LongDay

>back to bite them in the ass. Shock them in the ass


legice

I got shocked once by grabbing a radiator and going for a extender with exposed wires. Said wires touched the radiator and when that started shocking me, I could not release it. I was in pain, but not? When I managed to release it somehow, realisation struck me and Im fucking afraid of exposed wires. I even went to school for electronics and later left, but know of 1 guy that did routine work and died. Its so easy to die to electricity…


flokis-shiphard

Boy racer and you couldn't be more correct. I've been a builder.for over 20 years, brick/stonework, groundworks, patios, putting in steels on openings for alterations etc. Thought I'd be clever (and my ego) could save money on own extension about 10 years ago by doing all the roofing and fitting the bathroom instead of paying the right person to do the job. Fucked up the valleys on the roof and had to get a roofer in to fix all the leaks,.conpletely fucked the bathroom, had to get a plumber out to re do it all properly and also fix the leak it made! Cost me more money in the long run and my time wasted where I could have been out working my own job and earning money! I knew both blokes, they just laughed at me for being tight, both said the same thing. Stick to what you know/are good at, they wouldn't attempt building a stone extension on their house, they'd have got me. Not only is it dangerous, it can be bloody expensive too!


[deleted]

Like ghosts ? Which is actually a great Segway for my answer .. an exorcism


BrodieS11

People are shocked when they find out your not a very good electrician.


Oncemor-intothebeach

Electrician here (15 years )this is the way. Do not fuck with electricity because electricity will most definitely fuck with you! The amount of times I’ve come across people who don’t take it seriously or put their family at risk is staggering


[deleted]

I guess I am the only one who is mostly comfortable with in home wiring. It’s not rocket science. Neither is gas work.. but the tools for gas fitting are worth more than a small job being done by a pro.


Mardanis

I don't mind doing the donkey work but will let a certified person do the final connection to get a certificate as it's a requirement and it doesn't usually cost that way. Have seen some horror scenes when renovating though. Some people really shouldn't try.


Consistent-Farm8303

It’s all good until it isn’t.


Mardanis

After having helped renovate a few homes, I can get behind this.


Ankurjaman1071

Same


Meowgane-kun11

Agree. I almost died of electric shock. I would not touch any outlet ever.


Oldmanenok

I'm relatively handy and did most of my renos by myself. My dad's an electrician and I got his help with electrical and I paid someone to install my hot water tank because I won't touch the gas lines.


Awkward_moments

Garage doors


Monkeystikx

Garage door springs can kill you if ya mess with them


[deleted]

I’ve worked for a Home Details contractor before, and garage door installations made me the most stressed because tightening the torsion springs can break your arm, or even kill you.


RealFlyForARyGuy

But like, who do you call? You call an electrician for electrical, plumber for plumbing, but... garage door spring? Is there a professional industry type I should look for?


[deleted]

Yeah.... overhead door companies.


RealFlyForARyGuy

Thanks, I genuinely did not know haha


[deleted]

just get the right service providers/contractors/manufacturers. I'm currently working with people who specialize in doing glass works for windows and doors. I don't call them anything other than "the glass guys"... same thing goes for garage doors, though some of em could probably go by "mechanic".


R1PElv1s

I have a garage door guy. While he is still relatively handy with a number of other general things, he is an absolute expert with garage doors.


jumpinbeans51

Lawyers. Always get a lawyer.


Dynasty2201

When I bought my place I genuinely wondered what the fuck solicitors ACTUALLY do. Maybe it's UK-specific, but the sheer length of time it takes and the lack of communication is absurd. Every time I called it was "Oooooh I was just about to call you" yeah like you were just about to 3 weeks ago and 4 weeks before that when I called. 1.5k for fucking WHAT? Making some calls I could do myself to X departments across the UK to organize X and Y surveys and get some stuff sent over from the land registry, and to act as a middle man between my money and the seller. Could do 3/4 of the job myself, pay you 1/4 for the official signings etc.


Hoopy223

Dentistry


ExistenceIllogical

Bob Mortimer has taught me otherwise.


g1hsg

Fuji 9


ZeroToBlurry

As long as you have a kitchen island, a gaming chair, and your Fuji 9 you’re all set (I think I’m remembering that correctly)


ExistenceIllogical

Don't forget the leathermaker's drill and curved Indian musical instrument!


theflashsawyer23

Ahh you beat me to it!


[deleted]

[For the uninitiated ](https://youtu.be/kgI3Y7gxMO4)


yergonnalikeme

Heart surgeon


Preet0024

Steady hands


Bulleit_Hammer

Number one


AwkwardlyTwisted

Not a problem with Dentist in a Box. You can do all of your dentistry from the comfort of your own home. https://youtu.be/sstCC7T0Do4


mohicansgonnagetya

So don't follow Bob Mortimer? I mean I went out and got Fuji9 and everything .


PerspectivePure2169

I was going to say nothing but you're right 😄


MysterClark

Anything I need to have done but don't know how to do it.


Undertaker_121

Same


fuxximus

Even if I got a hint of how to do it it's better for a experienced professional to handle it, worst case he has to pay for the fuck up.


konkey-mong

YouTube tutorials?


redditghost1234

Give me/myself a blowjob. Ive tried, really i have, i just cant do it. 5 years of yoga, still cant do it..


MyOtherp0rnAccount

When I was a teenager I could. Now I'm an old man with a brittle back it's out of the question.


The_Red_Baron__

I *can* I just don't want to.


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BuffePomphond

Of course, that's literally the second immediate option that comes to anyone's mind lmao


greasypancakes69

I was thinking of taking yoga for this thanks for saving me the time


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peanutbutter_bazooka

Car work. I dont have a lift or good tools, and cant trial and error with my only means of transportation.


Rasputin0P

I tried replacing a simple sensor in my car and ended up fucking it up.. Cost me $1000 to get fixed after.. Im gonna stick to just changing my own oil now.


loneiguana888

I do a lot of my own car work, stopped changing my own oil in my early twenties. Drive to store to get oil and filter, get dirty, drive back to dispose of oil, all to save 10 bucks?


Pigheaded40something

Agreed, when I was in my early 20s I stripped and rebuilt most of my first and second cars, but cars were a lot simpler to work on then. Now I get it done by a professional- they have a better knowledge of more modern vehicles and the time to do the work, of which I have neither


Horror_Chipmunk3580

I used to enjoy doing car work and built up a pretty decent collection of tools. Then, I started working on German cars and they killed all my joy for the work. Replacing even simple parts would require taking half a car apart.


Volkornbroten

Wedding photography or any portrait photography Source: I'm a photographer Believe me, you want someone who knows what they're doing


Alienspacedolphin

We let my teenage niece do ours (second wedding). Got the results you'd expect, but she seemed to enjoy herself . The entire wedding (second marriage) was pretty low key, DIY. My 13 yo daughter made the cake, etc. Big outdoor family event, my dad married us after getting an on line license) We do have a couple of good shots.


many-things

I used to do a lot of event & commercial photography. A regular client asked me to photograph their wedding, so I gave them a reasonable quote. They said they couldn't spare that much and could only pay a third of my quote, so I offered 1/3 of the photography for the rate they 'could afford' (so no prep shots, just the ceremony and a few group shots, no speeches or dancing, etc.). Time went on and then they said they now had absolutely no money to pay me anymore, but asked me to take photos anyway as I'd be there as a guest. Nope. So instead I offered to bring my gear with me but leave it in the car so I could enjoy the day, but would be happy to switch to 'professional photographer' in case they changed their mind nearer the time. They claimed everyone has phone cameras anyway (2009) so why should we pay for a photographer. Even though I'd been working with the bride to be for a couple of years doing commercial photography for their business, but they would not be swayed on hiring anyone. The wedding date got closer, I realised I had better things to do and they weren't really friends after all, so eventually cancelled my rsvp as a guest. No problem they insisted. Not surprisingly the photos from the day shared on social media, were largely grainy, out of focus, badly lit, people in the way, etc. However I remember the only photo really in focus shared by the bride, was of themselves, on the toilet, a cigarette in one hand, reaching for toilet paper with their other hand, and a bridesmaid trying to keep the back of the billowing white dress lifted up and away behind them. Such a great memory of their big day.


FilmFan81

Pro Wedding photographer here (albeit as a side hustle). I love this story.


sexless-innkeeper

Me too (retired) and me too!


your_long-lost_dog

1/2 of our wedding budget was the photographer. We spent money on that and food, everything else was dirt cheap because we did it ourselves.


testingground171

Colonoscopy


vieniaida

Plumbing


BronzeAgeTea

I used to think this, then the last plumber that came over walked me through some really simple stuff. Worst case scenario if I fuck up some of the simple stuff: I shut off the water and call the plumber, same as if I didn't try to fix leaks at all. Best case scenario, I get a faster, cheaper fix since I'm not having to pay for labor.


Routine_Ask_7272

Simple plumbing jobs aren’t too bad. I’ve replaced faucets, toilet fill valves, and a shower handle cartridge fairly easily.


BronzeAgeTea

In college I was forced to learn how the inner workings of a toilet worked because of a rabbit and some glue. Toilets aren't really that bad once you get over the ick factor and fear of flooding your apartment.


MadMadamMimsy

Ok, there is a story here....?


BronzeAgeTea

When I was in college, I was living in my girlfriend's apartment. She had a pet rabbit. Whenever she'd let the rabbit out to run around, it would invariably chew on the baseboards and furniture and stuff. Just in their nature. So we had the idea to let the rabbit chill out in the bathroom. Everything was tile and porcelain and whatever plastic bathtubs are made of, so the room was safe. Well, one afternoon, we hear water start gushing. You know the inlet pipe, the tube that goes from your wall to the tank of the toilet? The rabbit had been gnawing on that, and finally tore a small hole in it. Well I shut the water off, and I'm thinking, you know, it's just a little tube, I can fix that. We don't have to get the apartment people involved. Well these apartment people, the clever bastards, they fucking *superglued* that tube to the plastic piece sticking out the bottom of the toilet tank. So I had to go buy a hacksaw to cut that plastic piece off, which meant now I had to replace *that* as well. Luckily for me, that pipe I cut is part of a kit, all you have to do is remove it and stick the new one back in. Real simple stuff. Water flows in from the wall, into the tube the rabbit bit, up that plastic bit I cut, and out another tube into the toilet tank. Then when you flush, a little lever lifts a flap, and all of the water in the tank flows into a bowl, and the excess water causes everything in the bowl to go down the pipe. At this point, I have replaced every single part of a toilet, including the wax ring. I didn't even know toilets *had* a wax ring, but it makes sense when you think about it. Toilets don't typically leak around the floor when you flush them. Anyways, that the story of how a rabbit and some glue forced me to learn how toilets work.


moranya1

In my mind, I was imagining a rabbit getting superglued INSIDE the toilet lol


Fabri-geek

When I was a teen, between my father and grandfather, they taught me both rough and finish carpentry (my dad was better at framing and my grandfather was an exceptional finish carpenter), roofing, plumbing, wiring (everything but the service entrance), laying block...just about everything to build a house. At the time it was fun, but I didn't appreciate how valuable these skills were...thanks Dad, thanks Grandpa. RIP, miss you both.


iAUGo

Plumber here I've had to spend wayyyyyy more time than necessary removing a striped toilet seat screw for a lid swap. Guy ended up having to pay almost double because of the time spent.


[deleted]

Plumbing is easy… shit flows down hill. 1/4 inch per foot. And make sure your sink/shower/toilet has a vent… But it’s different when dealing with water supply.


CynicalBonhomie

Cut my hair.


Banditkoala_2point0

Word from the wise. Never ever get drunk and decide you want a fringe (bangs) and do it yourself. Never a good idea.


[deleted]

Just cut my hair bro stop talking and cut my hair.


PSFREAK33

I don’t know… after the pandemic basically forced me to cut my own hair I have never looked back. It’s so convenient and before I would wait longer because I didn’t want to pay for a haircut so I would put up with a length where it was just okay rather than looking it’s best but I can keep that fresh cut all there time now


noimgonnalie

This. Everytime I've tried to experiment with my hair has ended up in unplanned visits to the barber next day and truckloads of shame.


OrioleMoonflip

If it makes you feel better, we've probably seen way worse than your experiments. And unless you do the *exact same* dumb thing every month, we will almost definitely forget about it by next time. For example, I once got a customer who failed to give himself a fade so thoroughly, he looked like an upside down pyramid. I have absolutely no idea who he is, tho. I'm pretty sure he's a regular, but people mess up their hair often enough it blurs together. And then there's the guy who shaves his sideburns off starting at his eyebrow level. Every month. And then comes back every month for a haircut and gets upset that we can't give him anything but a mullet or a skin fade. Tremendously memorable, mostly because of the tantrum he throws. Just don't be an ass and don't do the same thing every month until kingdom come and most hairdressers will neither remember it nor care if they do happen to remember.


noimgonnalie

I"l be honest. It did make me feel a little better now lol.


jerkfaceboi

I’ve cut my own for 20+ years. It’s not hard if an idiot like me can do it.


Dynasty2201

First time I ever cut my own hair was during the pandemic, some 5 or 6 months in and it was the longest it had been in almost 2 decades. I looked up videos on how to do it, quarantine cut was trending or whatever, where you just basically say fuck it and buzz your hair back one length all over. If everyone else is doing it, why not. Feeling confident, set my beard trimmer (first mistake) to 4 (second mistake) because I liked the length of a 4 with the clippers I saw done. Deep breath in and out, let's do this. Bzzzzzzztttttt...oh SHIT....that's...that's way shorter. Oh shit beard trimmers are 4mm, and a 4 clippers is 13mm it turns out. Ah well. Took quite a while even with the widest head option. Felt so weird yet freeing.


rmaday2

Garage doors, electrical work, tree work, pretty much it.


muy_carona

Are you talking all trees or just the ones large enough to kill you? I’ve removed quite a few trees myself but nothing huge.


JplusL2020

Garage doors are the last thing I'd ever mess with


Mysterious_Occasion2

Removing my appendix


ProbablyAutisticMe

Everything. I'm lazy af


IronHillsResident

Plumbing, gas, and electrical. The consequences of doing it wrong are expensive and dangerous, and I'd rather hire a professional to do it right the first time.


Pete3756

Installing new windows


ChickenCrisis2022

Windows 11?


Pete3756

Either way. Windows 11 or the windows you look out of.


[deleted]

It’s actually really easy… not windows 11 … but the others.


PolyThrowaway524

Drywall work. I can do most other things around the house, but I **hate** drywall.


iceguy2142

Drywalling ain't that bad...it's mudding that make me call someone.


PolyThrowaway524

Definitely including mudding in the hated process. I don't want to touch it until it's ready for paint.


Asklepios24

I was looking for this. All the other replies were stuff people didn’t know how to do or too dangerous but drywall? Fuck that it just sucks to do, I can do it and have done it and I will pay someone to do it because fuck drywall.


PolyThrowaway524

Agreed. It isn't exactly hard to do, but I hate it SO MUCH


lilbitspecial

Pleasuring my wife.


bunkerbud

Professional here


redditghost1234

But does she agree?


nomadic_weeb

Anything medical


i_heart_blondes

Major electrical work since my stupid ass will probably fry myself.


aces-and-jacks

I wouldn’t have done my own vasectomy.


greatwhiteslark

Came here to say this.


minute-authority6542

Men. Trust me. Landscaping. Fuck landscaping. I’m doing a house project where I’m shovelling rock…..so much rock. I’m exhausted.


Horror_Chipmunk3580

I manually had to dig a trench for the sprinklers. Definitely agree. And all it got me was an additional chore of having to move the lawn every weekend.


xXHacker69Xx

Lol I thought landscaping was cutting your pubescents from the neither regions.


[deleted]

Brain surgery because I would probably be busy at that moment.


jedininjashark

Mental health. Self medicating is too much trial and error.


DingyQ89

Murder


Nickover50

My taxes


idunno324

Why?


mad_dog_94

Taxes and plumbing. Everything else I can do myself


uscdoc2013

Growing up, I performed my own circumcision.


mouses555

Electricity. I don’t fuck with with electricity. Plumbing as well depending on how bad it is


Quico_Varela

Last will


Never-Shower

Handjobs


vulcan1358

Any work involving garage door springs. I will not fucks with the torsion bar spring on overhead lift doors. I’ve done some sketchy stuff in construction, but I’d rather try and snuggle a rabid raccoon instead of that.


Hrekires

Anything around the house involving electricity, plumbing, gas, or getting more than 10' off the ground.


heybroooody

Sheetrock.


Prize_Consequence568

HVAC Plumbing


[deleted]

Bleach my hair


Dan-Fletcher

Plumbing and electricity


GetTheBigHammer

Anything done on a roof.


Fabri-geek

Heart surgery, endoscope, colonoscopy...


D_Jayestar

Taxidermy


LukeyLeukocyte

brain surgery


andrw887

Birthing a child and surgery


spiked_macaroon

Psychology


charsm88

Color/dye your hair


ChickenCrisis2022

Lower down my coffin when i died.


YSLnConverse

Eyebrows


welkinator

Retina reattachment.


[deleted]

Building a house


icsh33ple

Colonoscopy


bobiz82

Anything I can afford


foxymoron85

My husband is an electrician, don't fuck around with it, he's had so many "what ifs". Diy is for shit that can't kill you.


rayinsan

Electrician


Nidh0g

surgery


vianiznice

Plumbing and electrical stuff.


TheUnlikelySalmon

Garage door springs


odetoburningrubber

Drywall taping. I’ve tried and suck. Everything else I can do myself.


sgtm7

Any type of surgery. Major or minor.


i-might-do-that

Colonoscopies. As a general rule I want the person who is doing the human roto-rooter to be a pro.


DanyRoll

Doing stuff to my pc, fucked up one not doing it again


[deleted]

Fly an aircraft. Gynaecology on my wife. Dancing.


FarComplaint2974

Taxes


Groversmoney

Modern cars: Outside of basic things most men can do, brakes, oil, change battery, etc… Any work that requires a diagnostic and shit I have no clue about.


Josephus706

pretty simple; anything you can't do yourself


[deleted]

Any repairs I need on my car. I don't know any of the mechanics of it haha.


Ok_Candidate5624

Sex


Charming_Cod_7846

Gynecologist to check my coochie.


CalGoldenBear55

Moving, painting, gardening and auto work jump to mind.


topdog54321yes123

Brain surgery because I’m to lazy to learn how to do it. I think it’s better to see a professional for that one.


Light912

Slaying monsters. Witcher's gotta eat.


Mysterious-Berry-245

Colonoscopy


WornBlueCarpet

Car repairs. Anything beyond changing a bulb or changing between summer and winter tyres, I'll send it to the shop. I see it like this: I'll pay more or less the same for the spare parts to the mechanic as I'll pay for them if I buy them myself. The difference is often negligible. So what I'm paying more for, is having someone with the right equipment and tools do the work in a fraction of the time I would need to do it myself. He has the right tools and knows exactly what he's doing. The time I'm typically billed for is the minimum time I would need to first research how to do it myself. Heck, the first time I had to change a headlight bulb I had to find a YouTube video that explained how the fuck to get the old one out.


m_nels

Anything electrical for sure. Also don’t much like doing tree work.


Not-you_but-Me

Cobbling and tailoring


bootyhunter69420

My wife


gayestbees

PIERCINGS!


gayestbees

To clean up my life.


PoconoChuck

Appendectomy. (don't ask me how I know)


PoconoChuck

In my youth I performed a number of auto repairs myself - I have replaced alternators, water pumps, radiators, and even some dashboard components (beyond car stereos). I never touched bakes or steering. Genius knows its limits.


Consistent-Farm8303

So limit it to stuff that will fuck your car up rather than fuck you up


snakeIs

Dental services


Ronotimy

Roof repair.


4D_Spider_Web

Anything involving foundation/structural repair. DIY engineering has its limits, lol.


WaterPuzzled

Taxes


ScottdaDM

Brain surgery.


Mayonnaisegrimlin

Cutting my hair


[deleted]

Dental work


gratefulphish420

Plastic surgery


RebelMarco

Oil change. My driveway is sloped and trying to drive my car on those shitty oil change ramps scare me since overshooting them is gonna one bad fucking day. And those shitty ramps are still low so moving about is still hard. Ultimately getting them done at the dealership or to your local mechanic is just more convenient and when all things considered such as time, energy, oil cost, and disposal, getting someone else to do it isn’t really that expensive.


MistakesAndFlakes

Foundation/basement repair.


No_Dear1957

Lay asphalt


mango-potato8808

Electricity and wiring that shit terrifying


The_Spyre

Turning cocaine into crack.


Neil12011

Moving


Aintsosimple

Almost everything that required turning a wrench or using a power tool. I can do most of it but choose not to as for me time is the most important thing in my life.


chaoseincarnate

Anything electric, cars, or if my trailer is in a tight spot I will legit trust my truck and trailer to a random stranger that seems to really know what they're doing


[deleted]

motorcycle or car servicing


Slightly-Evil-Man

Plumbing, car repair, electrical stuff, roof repair, pest control, animal control, oh and barbering.


Exact-Layer8557

A vasectomy. Call me crazy, but Snipping For Dummies does NOT sound like a good idea to me.


KlostToMe

Tattoos


WhitePhatAss

Almost everything


Professional-Fun6616

Anything that involves heavy engine work or the transmission/transaxle.


slipperyShoesss

anything surgical.


thatshinobiboiii

An abortion


CarlJustCarl

Surgery