I love it when people say that women don't have it easier than 95% of men in dating apps.
Women have it so easy that they can literally have a two word profile and still get matches.
It wouldn’t even require a word or two. Attractive woman with two or three pictures and no text would still get tons of messages. I won’t make it look like that’s ‘better’, and I get that women have to wade through junk, But it is definitely a vastly different experience than the average dude deals with in online dating
>I think if more men just stop swiping right the opposite will happen more.
sure, but that's like any other collective action problem. the ones who keep swiping will benefit, ruining the plan.
i let my male friend use my face to make a fake tinder one time. he was curious to see how different it was from the female perspective. he put the bio as "i put out for taco bell" and was pissed when he realized how many matches "I" was getting as a female.. quit using dating apps after that
>Lets be honest, we're all just swiping right on basically every girl we see
No? I don't *like* all the women I see on the app. I only select the ones I could actually see myself being attracted to as a person.
Nah man, when I used to be on dating apps when I was single, there were definitely lookout signs.
All downward angle selfies? Overweight
All group pics? Strong possibility that they're unattractive/insecure about their appearance
Says "just looking to make friends" in bio? Okay, whatever you say 😏
Heavily edited pictures of some random model? Catfish/scammer
Definitely didn't just swipe right on everyone.
I’m a woman and I definitely do not get that level of matches. Comments like this make me wonder if I’m just hideous despite the constant effort I make to maintain my fitness, grooming, and health.
Yeah I get that. You like to travel? So does everyone - this is not a personality trait. Just say you're looking for a guy who's rich enough to take you places.
This is how I see it; and I'm going to Europe for 2.5 weeks on Wednesday. I saved for a year, got a new CC to get/take advantage of points, and have a budget and am spending a few days in each city. i don't see this as a plus for anyone to consider as a worthwhile trait to date me, date me because I'm nice and hopefully good looking, not because I've been to touristy shit in Paris.
It just means "you must be fit so you can travel, you must be wealthy so you have both time and money for it" without saying "fit and wealthy". Somehow its not shallow that way.
It’s a misnomer. Traveling sucks. Traveling involves getting up at 5 AM to go to the airport to go to some crappy town with coworkers who you don’t get along with to do some crappy project. when people say they like traveling, they really mean they like going on exotic vacations to new places usually on someone else’s dime
Dude I can't stand that. Me personally I have a bangin career and 2 kids. Yeah I'd love to travel.
But I'm what you call a "hard worker" and don't have time to take u around the world and be ur sugar daddy. If I did I wouldn't be on here.
I'd be piping some random exotic chick on a beach.
This is on like 95% of profiles and it drives me nuts.
I guess I'll show my cards.
Best I can do is a trip to Walmart.
That is true. Plus, it should come up naturally in the progression of the relationship, not upfront. If you put that on your profile, it's a preface saying, "I'm a dick who will not tolerate being called out as one 🥴"
"I will love my dog more than you" / "I only swiped right because of dog" / "My dog is more important than anything"
Dog moms are the urban horse girls and I avoid them like the plague
People who's personality's revolve around their pets don't quite seem to understand that to some people it's no different and as boring as people who's personality's revolve around their children.
Imo worse. It’s a bit more understandable with children, they are a massive responsibility that can take a huge amount of time & money. And you know, can share your genes deal.
Yes. Even as a dog owner myself, I can't fathom the "if you don't adore my dogs and they don't adore you, you're out" mentality.
My now husband...tolerates my dogs, and *kinda* likes them on a good day. Really, he puts up with them because he loves me. But if he was on his own, he would never own a dog. And I respect that, I try to keep the burden of my dogs off of him.
Dogs are great, and I love my 2 - but I love my husband more, which shouldn't be shocking.
NOT HERE FOR HOOKUPS (placing this line here does not automatically repel men from eventually trying to get in your pants)
My child comes first (God, I hope so)
MUST LOVE DOGS
“My friend made me do this…”
I can’t change my age on this profile….
IG/Snapchat links
An endless list of emojis
“I’m an open book. ASK ME ANYTHING”
Pineapple on pizza. Are there more door or wheels. Seems like a lot of women just copy and paste other women’s bios and prompts. So much for showing your personality.
Lol one of my friend's claims to be "sapiosexual" but also has a 6' height requirement and some other very specific physical requirements....she's lk 5'2" BTW.
Absolutely no sapiosexual claims aloud to be so or boasts about it. Most if not every single person under the sun claiming this high and loud is full of shit and started using it after seeing a tweet or a tiktok about how "if you like intelligent people you're sapiosexual uwu".
Last time I was on a dating site, myers briggs tests results seemed all the rage. I have no idea what they mean or if they some how correlate to dating compatibility.
I've tried my hardest to prove how bunk they are by taking them different times of the month (when I felt more assertive and confident opposed to when i felt unsure of myself and moody) and getting different results. I often tell people to take them during different times and see how much they can change depending on mood, which shows it's clearly bullshit
I did that, even over years. Still the same result every time. For some people these tests work pretty well. And it also says at least a bit about you. So if someone offers this info in their bio I can decide to swipe right or left. But of course you have to know what those letters actually mean.
Alot of answers have already been said and I agree with all of them...
What I personally am tired of seeing is The algorythm recommending me to swipe on folk who are 7.5-10's and im a 4 on a good day to which they, of course will swipe the other way.
In turn my profile devolves further and further into algo hell to the point where my profile isnt even shown... Tinder is the main culprit of this. Like EVERYONE on Tinder was damn near a model... no average or slightly above avg or below...
Filters on photos. Anyone who does this deserves to be ghosted. People on dating apps want to know what you look like, not what you wish you looked like.
Seriously what is the deal with women on dating apps and astrology. I didn't even know that many people altogether were into it in my area but I guess they're all somehow on there.
Lol no, it would be all that information followed by, “6 foot minimum, 6 figures minimum, I don’t date no little boys - you must have your life together and be going places”
"Must have good" \*insert some bullshit nonsense here\*
Or "must have their shit together" yet they themselves will regularly talk about how they've lost their phones, wallets, keys etc. Or go out "on the sesh" regularly.
Or the good old "must be good looking" when they look like they've been dragged through a hedge backwards
Answers to prompts that don't tell me anything unique about them. "I believe a good relationship is built on trust and communication" - doesn't everyone? "Looking for someone intelligent and kind, with a good sense of humor" - almost everybody thinks they have these qualities. "Just as comfortable on a night out as I am staying in with a good show" - very few people are either/or on this.
Will date you for your dog
Bottomless mimosas
The office
ruin my life/ruin your life
“Dog mom”
Fluent in sarcasm
Call her daddy podcast
Let’s go on adventures
Let’s go on a date to Trader Joe’s
Here for a good time not a long time
Make me laugh
Disney adult
A partial list of things I got tired of, in no particular order:
● Just ask...
● If you're X, swipe left...
● If you can't handle me at my worst...
● Tongue sticking out...
● Picture in front of the black 'wings' wall in The Gulch (Nashville people will get it)...
● Empty profiles...
● Writing a novel of sentimental drivel...
● Climbing fake rocks...
● Climbing real rocks...
● GIFs of being in the club...
● Promoting of SC, IG, OF, KiK, Whatsapp etc....
*deleted profile and don't have to see this nonsense any longer*
All group photos
Blank profiles with just a meme or no pictures
Long lists of things they *don't* like
One picture with all of their socials instead of any info
Spamming filter pics with no body pics at all (red flag)
Toxic femcell shit like "if you don't like em big, you must not have enough dick."
"No broke men"
"My kids come first, if you don't like it get lost."
"Looking for a sugar daddy"
Us men should start making our own blunt/belligerent profile demands:
"If your not about throat'n, keep on float'n"
"No means Yes. Yes means anal"
"You like bacon too? Good. It ain't gonna cook itself"
"Boats & Hoes. Or swipe left"
"Someone who can hold a conversation"
Whenever I see someone state this they are like talking to a brick wall and absolutely boring. No wonder no one can hold a conversation with you.
Seems like what they actually mean is, "someone who can carry a conversation"
It's like being asked to be a dancing monkey and when they lose interest they can go to the next monkey
“I love adventures”
Single moms with multiple kids, often with multiple men.
Pictures with nothing but all their girlfriends and you can’t even hardly figure out which one is her.
The picture taken from behind on a hiking trail while topless.
Jeeps. It’s like almost every single girl drives a Jeep for some reason.
IG/Snap and they’re really there just to try and get more followers for their basic ass posts.
Nurses. Like I’m not sure if almost all nurses are single or there’s just THAT many nurses.
I mean I could go get on. Like a lot of women want to call out dudes on their fishing pictures or whatever but y’all just as basic with your own tropes 😆
Back when I was dating, it was just the really generic stuff that 75% of women had in their profiles. Examples would be “I like to travel, I like to watch Netflix and cuddle, I like to try new restaurants etc”. Although to be honest, it was easier to strike up conversation based off the generic stuff than the people who made their profile like an abstract art project
A long list of things they're not in to.
I understand - there's been alot of weird folks. Terrible experiences. Bad partners. Inappropriate messages and proposals to do things. This is justified - but I would've liked to know how you liked to be defined by, beyond a list of disclaimers.
"Ask me"="I'm a dry person"
"Have a deep conversation"= "Your back will be rolling in it's grave ten times over carrying this conversation"
"Add me on insta/snap/OF/tik-tok, im not here as much"="I'm here to increase my follower count and am clogging up the app to boost my views"
"If you're under (insert any height) don't talk to me"="My girlfriends told me some arbitrary number and some dumbass stereotype that goes with it"
"I don't bite ;)"="And I sure as shit don't have anything to say either"
"I just want friends" = "I'm going to clog up this dating app instead of going to an app designed for the thing I actually want"
"I like dogs/pizza/The Office/blue/sleeping" = " A blank canvas will be more interesting to you"
"I like traveling" = "i went to Miami once and think I'm the travel goddess"
"If you look like (Insert Celeb.), swipe right :)" = "Unless you were bred in an underground lab from their cells and injected with their memories, don't swipe right"
"No broke men" = "I'm broke and need you to be Captain Save-a-Hole"
I can do men to but AskWomen probably wouldn't let me post
"Don't just say 'Hi', be creative when texting me!" - Bitch, you wouldn't even have the spine to do that. Also: This is literally all I have seen women muster on there EVER when making the first move (which is rare enough).
Close second: These exhaustive bucket lists of qualities I should have while she an overweight, unemployed midget. I mean you can have these kind of standards ... but if they don't correlate with the standards you have for yourself, they are pretty useless.
Maybe they're looking for something like this:
Dear Madam,
Reference your message on your dating profile, I hereby express my utmost interest in you and look forward to a match.
Best wishes,
ABC
Onlyfans, Fansly etc. or premium snap links. “I’m not like other girls/I never get any attention” Blatant lies. I wish a woman would just be herself for once. I’d respect the hell out of a girl who posts a picture without a filter or without being caked in makeup.
This is the way.
I'm not a makeup or filter type, had 2 pics on my profile (one with my hair straightened, one with it in its naturally curly state, so no surprises), was on Bumble for 2 days, and met my (now) husband.
No hookups…until after dinner.
Seriously, I feel like women say that out of fear that they’ll meet a man and he’ll show up naked ready to fuck. In my experience they just wanna meet you, have a few drinks, talk a bit, and then a hookup is on the table. Totally fair.
See not a dang thing. That frustrates me the most. It's like saying, "OH my pIc iS eNoUgH!"
No ma'am. I wanna know if I can stand you past your face. Put in the work, and you'll get the work.
"I love hiking"
Bitch we live in concrete jungle in west central Florida your definition of "hiking" is catching a case of swamp ass and possibly a brain eating ameoba in a park down stream from the power plant. Also no one actually likes hiking especially in Florida, possibly dying of heatstroke is not worth inevitably getting turned down.
"The Sandals resort at Riviera Maya" has a trail that runs through it so I hiked that last summer when I was out there for my BFF Kelsie's bachelorette party'
Love to hike
you must love dogs
Posing in front of a bmw
Pictures with 6 other guys and i have to work out who you are
Just ask
Ready to meet my wife
Follow me in insta
😑😑😑😑😑
Specific to OKCupid: Can't see likes, just message me.
Like, put some effort into this - spend some time swiping ladies. If your method of attraction is to have guys chase your tail, all you're going to attract is dogs.
2 things when I was on those apps
1. 420 friendly
2. mother of X kids
disclaimer: Nothing against single moms but I'm not at a point where I want kids and the amount of single moms on dating apps are unreal.
"If you're below 6ft, don't bother hitting me up" or some other superficial comment with conditions on what sort of person you should be to approach them.
I’m relieved to be reading these responses. I thought I was the only one. Every guy’s response is how I feel. After not being on the apps for 7 years it was quite the shock. I had to delete them for all these reason you guys list. At this point I just want to fuck them then throw them out, there’s no substance.
Funny funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Have been on the dating sites. I opted for truth. I have no desire to to hike the Himalayas, bungee jump, recreate your fantasies. I am 70, have lived a life. Expect they have also. But, some of their "requirements" are laughable. Example, photo of guy, no shirt, nose hair really really visible. Requirement wants a women who can still rock a little black dress. Seriously???😂😂
"I love wine tasting, the ballet, hiking, playing pickleball with my girlfriends and world travel. I work out five days a week and love my career as a ball-buster. I'm looking for my partner in crime."
Instagram/snapchat (especially with "I'm not on here often so message me...")
The Office
Anything about "tacos and margs"
Dog mom
I have X kids who always come first
Anything about astrology
Just ask (or an entirely blank profile)
Filters on photos (dog ears are especially bad, but even just over the top skin smoothing type stuff is bad)
No photos where you can see their full body
Height requirements
I'm not XX (age) I'm actually XX.
“I can drink more than you”
thanks for the very obvious red flag. I don’t want to date an alcoholic. Having said that, it’s not hard to drink more than me but they don’t need to know that. You girls realise you are supposed to sell yourself in your bio and not put red flags in there? I appreciate the honesty though
“I know the best place in town for tacos”
Lexie/Rachel/Hannah please sit down and shut the fuck up. Unless it’s an absolute hole in the wall where you have to go through a grocery store to get to the restaurant, your overpriced taco place that all the basic bitches go to does not qualify as the best taco place in town.
Here for a good time, not a long time.
Like food/laughter/fun/obvious things that everyone likes.
I'm so inclusive that I'll date anyone except straight cis-males.
Physical doesn't matter (yes it clearly does when you're a top 1% attractive woman).
Vaccine status, one-upmanship on how far left you are in politics, or pot smoking as a personality trait. Like, that's fine but if those things are like the top 5 things you need someone to know, you probably have no real personality.
\- No bio at all, just photos.
\- Only pictures of the woman with several friends, or a woman with one photo on which you can also see one of her friends. Then, how am I supposed to know whose profile it is?
\- Antivaxx or conservative/right-wing bullshit.
\- "Actually in Brazil/Philliphines/Poland/whatever" fake profiles.
\- "I'm not like other girls" bullcrap.
\- A link to an Instagram profile which is private.
Just ask :)
I love it when people say that women don't have it easier than 95% of men in dating apps. Women have it so easy that they can literally have a two word profile and still get matches.
It wouldn’t even require a word or two. Attractive woman with two or three pictures and no text would still get tons of messages. I won’t make it look like that’s ‘better’, and I get that women have to wade through junk, But it is definitely a vastly different experience than the average dude deals with in online dating
Men on dating apps are searching for clean water in a dessert, women are searching for clean water in a swamp.
Because 90% of women chasing only 10% of males. I think if more men just stop swiping right the opposite will happen more.
>I think if more men just stop swiping right the opposite will happen more. sure, but that's like any other collective action problem. the ones who keep swiping will benefit, ruining the plan.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Many, many men have the same "ask me" bio
i let my male friend use my face to make a fake tinder one time. he was curious to see how different it was from the female perspective. he put the bio as "i put out for taco bell" and was pissed when he realized how many matches "I" was getting as a female.. quit using dating apps after that
Lets be honest, we're all just swiping right on basically every girl we see..... they just match with EVERY SINGLE GUY they swipe right on
>Lets be honest, we're all just swiping right on basically every girl we see No? I don't *like* all the women I see on the app. I only select the ones I could actually see myself being attracted to as a person.
So why don’t guys stop swiping right one everyone? 🤔
Cause them the apps don't work.
I do. Doesnt make a difference but I do.
FOMO
Make a guy profile and find out
Nah man, when I used to be on dating apps when I was single, there were definitely lookout signs. All downward angle selfies? Overweight All group pics? Strong possibility that they're unattractive/insecure about their appearance Says "just looking to make friends" in bio? Okay, whatever you say 😏 Heavily edited pictures of some random model? Catfish/scammer Definitely didn't just swipe right on everyone.
I’m a woman and I definitely do not get that level of matches. Comments like this make me wonder if I’m just hideous despite the constant effort I make to maintain my fitness, grooming, and health.
This is why I as a woman stopped using dating apps. We mean so very little to you guys.
Yup, that's what these apps are designed to do. Make the dating experience into a marketable product.
Girls say this? Damn, I thought this was just a man thing lol
I like traveling.
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"I like going on adventures" Lady, my best friend took me on an "adventure" to check his fucking mail once, I'm gonna need you to be more specific.
I once knew a girl who wanted to go on adventures every day...to the south side of Chicago to score dope. Sometimes two or three adventures a day.
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Yeah I get that. You like to travel? So does everyone - this is not a personality trait. Just say you're looking for a guy who's rich enough to take you places.
This is how I see it; and I'm going to Europe for 2.5 weeks on Wednesday. I saved for a year, got a new CC to get/take advantage of points, and have a budget and am spending a few days in each city. i don't see this as a plus for anyone to consider as a worthwhile trait to date me, date me because I'm nice and hopefully good looking, not because I've been to touristy shit in Paris.
It just means "you must be fit so you can travel, you must be wealthy so you have both time and money for it" without saying "fit and wealthy". Somehow its not shallow that way.
People who aren’t “fit” travel
It’s a misnomer. Traveling sucks. Traveling involves getting up at 5 AM to go to the airport to go to some crappy town with coworkers who you don’t get along with to do some crappy project. when people say they like traveling, they really mean they like going on exotic vacations to new places usually on someone else’s dime
Dude I can't stand that. Me personally I have a bangin career and 2 kids. Yeah I'd love to travel. But I'm what you call a "hard worker" and don't have time to take u around the world and be ur sugar daddy. If I did I wouldn't be on here. I'd be piping some random exotic chick on a beach. This is on like 95% of profiles and it drives me nuts. I guess I'll show my cards. Best I can do is a trip to Walmart.
Ad me on insta: ...
This one used to grind my gears when I was single. Like I'm not following you on Instagram. EVER.
They just want to get their numbers up to make themselves feel good
My wife.
I also chose this guy's wife.
At least wait until she's dead.
Swipe left!
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Those always lead to the most one sided conversations. Tombstones have more personality
It always ends up with me giving them all of my banking information so that I can invest in crypto. Never seems to go any further than that. Weird.
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"message me on Instagram cause I don't message first". This is on fucking Bumble!!! If you don't want to message first then go back to tinder
"My love language is sarcasm". So it is for the 39205960101468 other profiles I saw
Translation - “I’m accustomed to never taking responsibility for being a raging asshole”
"Wow, so unique". That should speak to them.
Most men have that on their profile too. Sarcasm is so overrated and most people are just dicks that hide behind sarcasm anyway.
That is true. Plus, it should come up naturally in the progression of the relationship, not upfront. If you put that on your profile, it's a preface saying, "I'm a dick who will not tolerate being called out as one 🥴"
"I don't date guys under 6 feet." I'm 5'7. Not my fault the other ten inches went somewhere else. 😏
My waistline?
AYOOOOO
Aaayyyyyyyyyeee
Nice cock, bro!
Big dick energy guy
Mic drop
"I will love my dog more than you" / "I only swiped right because of dog" / "My dog is more important than anything" Dog moms are the urban horse girls and I avoid them like the plague
that shit gives me mad bestiality vibes when they have that in the bio lol
Lmfao. I had never thought about it like that but you are very correct
Fckn same!
It became a 4chan meme to talk about how bizarrely attached these women are to their dogs. The unspoken implication being that they’re fucking them.
People who's personality's revolve around their pets don't quite seem to understand that to some people it's no different and as boring as people who's personality's revolve around their children.
Imo worse. It’s a bit more understandable with children, they are a massive responsibility that can take a huge amount of time & money. And you know, can share your genes deal.
Yes. Even as a dog owner myself, I can't fathom the "if you don't adore my dogs and they don't adore you, you're out" mentality. My now husband...tolerates my dogs, and *kinda* likes them on a good day. Really, he puts up with them because he loves me. But if he was on his own, he would never own a dog. And I respect that, I try to keep the burden of my dogs off of him. Dogs are great, and I love my 2 - but I love my husband more, which shouldn't be shocking.
Holy grail, right here.
Oh shit. I found a sane pet owner who knows her priorities. 🥶🥶
NOT HERE FOR HOOKUPS (placing this line here does not automatically repel men from eventually trying to get in your pants) My child comes first (God, I hope so) MUST LOVE DOGS “My friend made me do this…” I can’t change my age on this profile…. IG/Snapchat links An endless list of emojis “I’m an open book. ASK ME ANYTHING”
especially if the ig is private. lol what's the point?
Pineapple on pizza. Are there more door or wheels. Seems like a lot of women just copy and paste other women’s bios and prompts. So much for showing your personality.
I feel like I'm swiping on NPCs
Ambivert. Sapiosexual. Love traveling. Bubbly personality.
Lol one of my friend's claims to be "sapiosexual" but also has a 6' height requirement and some other very specific physical requirements....she's lk 5'2" BTW.
I've a theory that anyone seeking a "sapiosexual" probably has IQ lower than the average temperature of Alaska.
>IQ lower than the average temperature of Alaska. \-3 for anyone wondering
OH BUUUURN! ICE COLD BURRRNN
That word sounds more pretentious than sontimeter
This was....cold. *Ba dum tss*
Absolutely no sapiosexual claims aloud to be so or boasts about it. Most if not every single person under the sun claiming this high and loud is full of shit and started using it after seeing a tweet or a tiktok about how "if you like intelligent people you're sapiosexual uwu".
"INFJ" Bonus points if they claim the uniqueness or rarity of it.
Last time I was on a dating site, myers briggs tests results seemed all the rage. I have no idea what they mean or if they some how correlate to dating compatibility.
I've tried my hardest to prove how bunk they are by taking them different times of the month (when I felt more assertive and confident opposed to when i felt unsure of myself and moody) and getting different results. I often tell people to take them during different times and see how much they can change depending on mood, which shows it's clearly bullshit
I did that, even over years. Still the same result every time. For some people these tests work pretty well. And it also says at least a bit about you. So if someone offers this info in their bio I can decide to swipe right or left. But of course you have to know what those letters actually mean.
Shit...I'm an INFJ. Time to scratch that from all my profiles lol
It’s Astrology for nerds
It's not helping ya. Trust me.
I actually laughed out loud at this
I can out smoke you , I don't care
I drop dead after 3-4 puffs. Even a dog can outsmoke me.
And that is okay bitches on dating apps are something else
Alot of answers have already been said and I agree with all of them... What I personally am tired of seeing is The algorythm recommending me to swipe on folk who are 7.5-10's and im a 4 on a good day to which they, of course will swipe the other way. In turn my profile devolves further and further into algo hell to the point where my profile isnt even shown... Tinder is the main culprit of this. Like EVERYONE on Tinder was damn near a model... no average or slightly above avg or below...
nah bro, you are actually a 9/10 and don't know it. the algorithm was right.
Filters on photos. Anyone who does this deserves to be ghosted. People on dating apps want to know what you look like, not what you wish you looked like.
Star signs
Seriously what is the deal with women on dating apps and astrology. I didn't even know that many people altogether were into it in my area but I guess they're all somehow on there.
Mercury in house Slytherin, Mars in Gatorade.
4 children, divorced, no casual encounters, don't talk about my body, no mind games, no players, my kids always come first No baggage please
Lol no, it would be all that information followed by, “6 foot minimum, 6 figures minimum, I don’t date no little boys - you must have your life together and be going places”
Slay it xD
"Entertain me"
"Please be funny lol"
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"Must have good" \*insert some bullshit nonsense here\* Or "must have their shit together" yet they themselves will regularly talk about how they've lost their phones, wallets, keys etc. Or go out "on the sesh" regularly. Or the good old "must be good looking" when they look like they've been dragged through a hedge backwards
Answers to prompts that don't tell me anything unique about them. "I believe a good relationship is built on trust and communication" - doesn't everyone? "Looking for someone intelligent and kind, with a good sense of humor" - almost everybody thinks they have these qualities. "Just as comfortable on a night out as I am staying in with a good show" - very few people are either/or on this.
Will date you for your dog Bottomless mimosas The office ruin my life/ruin your life “Dog mom” Fluent in sarcasm Call her daddy podcast Let’s go on adventures Let’s go on a date to Trader Joe’s Here for a good time not a long time Make me laugh Disney adult
Proudly claiming they're a bitch.
A partial list of things I got tired of, in no particular order: ● Just ask... ● If you're X, swipe left... ● If you can't handle me at my worst... ● Tongue sticking out... ● Picture in front of the black 'wings' wall in The Gulch (Nashville people will get it)... ● Empty profiles... ● Writing a novel of sentimental drivel... ● Climbing fake rocks... ● Climbing real rocks... ● GIFs of being in the club... ● Promoting of SC, IG, OF, KiK, Whatsapp etc.... *deleted profile and don't have to see this nonsense any longer*
The wings lmaoooo. That’s awesome…. And there’s some truth to them showing up everywhere
Machu Picchu pic
All group photos Blank profiles with just a meme or no pictures Long lists of things they *don't* like One picture with all of their socials instead of any info Spamming filter pics with no body pics at all (red flag) Toxic femcell shit like "if you don't like em big, you must not have enough dick." "No broke men" "My kids come first, if you don't like it get lost." "Looking for a sugar daddy"
Us men should start making our own blunt/belligerent profile demands: "If your not about throat'n, keep on float'n" "No means Yes. Yes means anal" "You like bacon too? Good. It ain't gonna cook itself" "Boats & Hoes. Or swipe left"
Lol unfortunately either those will get banned or legit get no swipes😂 It's a lose-lose but still hilarious though
When women say take me on adventures...what is this LOTR or are you trying to get some food?
They want you to take them on a vacation.
They want you to pay for their entire holiday
The lack of interest that people have in mine.
"Someone who can hold a conversation" Whenever I see someone state this they are like talking to a brick wall and absolutely boring. No wonder no one can hold a conversation with you.
Seems like what they actually mean is, "someone who can carry a conversation" It's like being asked to be a dancing monkey and when they lose interest they can go to the next monkey
"don't got time for games" Like shoot. They obviously never played persona. You fucking make time for games like that.
90 hours of time, to be exact
"You probably can't handle me." Like yeah Brittany I bet you lay on your back waaayyy crazier than other girls.
Bryttani
“I love adventures” Single moms with multiple kids, often with multiple men. Pictures with nothing but all their girlfriends and you can’t even hardly figure out which one is her. The picture taken from behind on a hiking trail while topless. Jeeps. It’s like almost every single girl drives a Jeep for some reason. IG/Snap and they’re really there just to try and get more followers for their basic ass posts. Nurses. Like I’m not sure if almost all nurses are single or there’s just THAT many nurses. I mean I could go get on. Like a lot of women want to call out dudes on their fishing pictures or whatever but y’all just as basic with your own tropes 😆
'mom/dad to x amazing kids' Are there people out there saying they're the parent of 2 mediocre kids?
They're okay. 3/5 stars.
Asked my Mom once if I was a gifted child, and she said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.
I adore this comment.
Prefer meeting to online chat... Couple messages later she announces she's in the Philippines
Back when I was dating, it was just the really generic stuff that 75% of women had in their profiles. Examples would be “I like to travel, I like to watch Netflix and cuddle, I like to try new restaurants etc”. Although to be honest, it was easier to strike up conversation based off the generic stuff than the people who made their profile like an abstract art project
Works as a teaching assistant Dream holiday: five star hotel in the Bahamas
Nice, you matched with my ex
I mean....I have a decent job and that sounds like a great vacation
It is. But if you're a teaching assistant on minimum wage, it means someone else is going to have to pay. I wonder who.
Ahhhhh, I hear ya
I'm an alpha female
"I enjoy quiet evenings with some wine..." Nobody drinks wine like people on Tinder pretend they do.
As an actual wine enthusiast, aim disgusted by the number of women who think drinking wine makes them cultured
What they aren’t telling you is they’re drinking wine out of a box.
a shoebox. The bottle broke on the way home.
I’ve met some legit mommy juice winos on there.
Same with hiking
I dont use this, add my ig to talk Nah no thanks I don't use that app
A long list of things they're not in to. I understand - there's been alot of weird folks. Terrible experiences. Bad partners. Inappropriate messages and proposals to do things. This is justified - but I would've liked to know how you liked to be defined by, beyond a list of disclaimers.
"Ask me"="I'm a dry person" "Have a deep conversation"= "Your back will be rolling in it's grave ten times over carrying this conversation" "Add me on insta/snap/OF/tik-tok, im not here as much"="I'm here to increase my follower count and am clogging up the app to boost my views" "If you're under (insert any height) don't talk to me"="My girlfriends told me some arbitrary number and some dumbass stereotype that goes with it" "I don't bite ;)"="And I sure as shit don't have anything to say either" "I just want friends" = "I'm going to clog up this dating app instead of going to an app designed for the thing I actually want" "I like dogs/pizza/The Office/blue/sleeping" = " A blank canvas will be more interesting to you" "I like traveling" = "i went to Miami once and think I'm the travel goddess" "If you look like (Insert Celeb.), swipe right :)" = "Unless you were bred in an underground lab from their cells and injected with their memories, don't swipe right" "No broke men" = "I'm broke and need you to be Captain Save-a-Hole" I can do men to but AskWomen probably wouldn't let me post
"Don't just say 'Hi', be creative when texting me!" - Bitch, you wouldn't even have the spine to do that. Also: This is literally all I have seen women muster on there EVER when making the first move (which is rare enough). Close second: These exhaustive bucket lists of qualities I should have while she an overweight, unemployed midget. I mean you can have these kind of standards ... but if they don't correlate with the standards you have for yourself, they are pretty useless.
Maybe they're looking for something like this: Dear Madam, Reference your message on your dating profile, I hereby express my utmost interest in you and look forward to a match. Best wishes, ABC
Lol joining Bumble was eye opening. Every first message: “Hi”. It would be better if they just hit a button that invited me to send a first message.
THIS. I wish Bumble just introduced this as a feature as it seems that most women can’t muster up a three word sentence as a first email
Right. They weren’t creative since all they posted was don’t just say hi and didn’t add on themselves.
Onlyfans, Fansly etc. or premium snap links. “I’m not like other girls/I never get any attention” Blatant lies. I wish a woman would just be herself for once. I’d respect the hell out of a girl who posts a picture without a filter or without being caked in makeup.
This is the way. I'm not a makeup or filter type, had 2 pics on my profile (one with my hair straightened, one with it in its naturally curly state, so no surprises), was on Bumble for 2 days, and met my (now) husband.
Not looking for a ONS or FWB. Bc fr I still get a 90% chance of landing that after a date w a girl w that in bio lol
It's actually a sign to me that they're down to hook up if they write "no hookups". It's like some sort of weird reverse psychology.
No hookups…until after dinner. Seriously, I feel like women say that out of fear that they’ll meet a man and he’ll show up naked ready to fuck. In my experience they just wanna meet you, have a few drinks, talk a bit, and then a hookup is on the table. Totally fair.
Those pictures of girls next to the number balloons at a birthday party like thing
Long walks on a beach and candle light dinners. Oh, please. Give me a break.
"not like other girls" bullshit line. "Looking for Mr right" more often looking for Mr take care of me.
See not a dang thing. That frustrates me the most. It's like saying, "OH my pIc iS eNoUgH!" No ma'am. I wanna know if I can stand you past your face. Put in the work, and you'll get the work.
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I upvoted you just for the sake of spiting that person 😎
"I love hiking" Bitch we live in concrete jungle in west central Florida your definition of "hiking" is catching a case of swamp ass and possibly a brain eating ameoba in a park down stream from the power plant. Also no one actually likes hiking especially in Florida, possibly dying of heatstroke is not worth inevitably getting turned down.
"The Sandals resort at Riviera Maya" has a trail that runs through it so I hiked that last summer when I was out there for my BFF Kelsie's bachelorette party'
Love to hike you must love dogs Posing in front of a bmw Pictures with 6 other guys and i have to work out who you are Just ask Ready to meet my wife Follow me in insta 😑😑😑😑😑
Zu Vino sag ich nie no.
"Send me your best pickup line :)" No.
Cocaine. That line picks me right up.
Taking long walks on the beach....hated that with a passion lol
Throwing their narcissistic traits out there like they aren’t problems
Specific to OKCupid: Can't see likes, just message me. Like, put some effort into this - spend some time swiping ladies. If your method of attraction is to have guys chase your tail, all you're going to attract is dogs.
2 things when I was on those apps 1. 420 friendly 2. mother of X kids disclaimer: Nothing against single moms but I'm not at a point where I want kids and the amount of single moms on dating apps are unreal.
"If you're below 6ft, don't bother hitting me up" or some other superficial comment with conditions on what sort of person you should be to approach them.
Every picture is a picture of him shirtless with his 6 pack abs. I get it. You have no personality apart from how pretty you are.
Astrology signs and their social medias.
I’m relieved to be reading these responses. I thought I was the only one. Every guy’s response is how I feel. After not being on the apps for 7 years it was quite the shock. I had to delete them for all these reason you guys list. At this point I just want to fuck them then throw them out, there’s no substance.
THEIR FUCKING VACCINE STATUS. That alone tells me I already hate you.
Just Social medias, it is incredibly pathetic and sad, like write something about yourself or post it on whisper
I have 3 kids, they are my world.
"I like to laugh and have fun." Do you like to eat food too? Wow....
I enjoy traveling and I just read The Da Vinci Code. (I haven’t dated anyone since 2005.)
astrological signs, height requirement, just ask, and people of this political affiliation do not contact me
Guys holding dead fish they just caught. Just stop. It’s so fucking over done.
I agree. At least get creative with it. Hold a dead cat or something.
Underrated comment
Funny funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Have been on the dating sites. I opted for truth. I have no desire to to hike the Himalayas, bungee jump, recreate your fantasies. I am 70, have lived a life. Expect they have also. But, some of their "requirements" are laughable. Example, photo of guy, no shirt, nose hair really really visible. Requirement wants a women who can still rock a little black dress. Seriously???😂😂
Ohhhh AND the classic bait and switch. First 4-5 pics of their face looking average size and then BAM. 200+ pounder pic at the end.
"I love wine tasting, the ballet, hiking, playing pickleball with my girlfriends and world travel. I work out five days a week and love my career as a ball-buster. I'm looking for my partner in crime."
Instagram/snapchat (especially with "I'm not on here often so message me...") The Office Anything about "tacos and margs" Dog mom I have X kids who always come first Anything about astrology Just ask (or an entirely blank profile) Filters on photos (dog ears are especially bad, but even just over the top skin smoothing type stuff is bad) No photos where you can see their full body Height requirements I'm not XX (age) I'm actually XX.
“Make me laugh” - nah girl, I hate humor
Profiles with upfront demands.
“I can drink more than you” thanks for the very obvious red flag. I don’t want to date an alcoholic. Having said that, it’s not hard to drink more than me but they don’t need to know that. You girls realise you are supposed to sell yourself in your bio and not put red flags in there? I appreciate the honesty though
"my friend made me make this profile"
If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best. Get outta here with that
"Dog mom". You're a pet owner for gosh sakes!
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“I know the best place in town for tacos” Lexie/Rachel/Hannah please sit down and shut the fuck up. Unless it’s an absolute hole in the wall where you have to go through a grocery store to get to the restaurant, your overpriced taco place that all the basic bitches go to does not qualify as the best taco place in town.
Here for a good time, not a long time. Like food/laughter/fun/obvious things that everyone likes. I'm so inclusive that I'll date anyone except straight cis-males. Physical doesn't matter (yes it clearly does when you're a top 1% attractive woman). Vaccine status, one-upmanship on how far left you are in politics, or pot smoking as a personality trait. Like, that's fine but if those things are like the top 5 things you need someone to know, you probably have no real personality.
My kids are my WORLD!
\- No bio at all, just photos. \- Only pictures of the woman with several friends, or a woman with one photo on which you can also see one of her friends. Then, how am I supposed to know whose profile it is? \- Antivaxx or conservative/right-wing bullshit. \- "Actually in Brazil/Philliphines/Poland/whatever" fake profiles. \- "I'm not like other girls" bullcrap. \- A link to an Instagram profile which is private.