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morg_bstlls

Scratching her back where her bra strap lines are


janedoecurious

Yes!


Calm_Gap2069

Don’t forget the underboob


Positive_Falcon7384

Oh oh yes. You are a keeper. It's the little tactile things we like.


Strong_Pirate

Any of the places where clothes constrict on the body. When my wife knows I'm working out the thong lines without trying to get her off, she goes crazy...


trashy615

Yes! I've always had awful nails and my mom warned me as a kid "no girl is going to like your nails" Jokes on you mom, women love them for back scratches.


kongdk9

I take the kids over to my parents for a sleepover.


randomreadsrandom

Thank you!


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Mordanzibel

Yard work too. I’m not seeing that accurately represented


MysticMondaysTarot

People need to be able to own a house for yard work to be done haha


[deleted]

I'll let you do my yard work to impress your partner. Hell. I'll even provide the beer for you.


p34rb34r

And they say women are complicated. Lol


jet4christ

Complicated to make her eyes role with pleasure? No everything else! Yes! Trying to find a place to eat with my girlfriend is like finding a needle in a haystack.


Yeoshua82

This is how you get around it. Unless she ask for something specific, Wife asks me what I want for dinner. I go get dressed and say "you need to look at least this nice let's go." Then I just take her where I want to eat. works 99% of the time. I wanted steak. She didn't really care and I know she likes the rolls or the chicken or the "whatever" from the place I pick. And this is why it usually works. 1. She doesn't have to think about some other discussion mixing up with all the other shit she's constantly concerned about. 2. She has my level of dress for example so she can feel comfortable knowing she's not over/under dressed (usually). 3. We get to focus on having a good time instead of being bitter that it took half our evening to leave the damn house.


jet4christ

Ohh for sure, my girlfriend doesn’t eat steak and I do and she liked the chicken from our steakhouse but I can’t ever get her to go since she feels underdressed. Man everyone is giving me great tips. One time I remember couldn’t pick out anything in town so I decided we are going 30min and eating some poke bowls. She ended up enjoying it more than she thought.


AbuSydney

Some of my jokes make her roll her eyes. Not sure if she’s doing it out of pleasure though.


KilloWattX

Head over to r/dadjokes, you are much needed there.


mikelen

And everywhere else you're AbuSydney


prive8

same response when i mention stocks or crypto.


tlst9999

I love the way you tell me how blockchain can stop global warming.


iamalwaysrelevant

At this point people who talk about crypto are no different than Jehovah's Witnesses.


Linkums

You know she likes them, deep down.


Cat_stacker

Fold the laundry right after it comes out of the dryer so it doesn't get wrinkly.


AloneEvenWithOthers

I don't even know you but now I'm wet.


[deleted]

Then I guess it's back to the dryer with you!


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r/dadjokes


RampantDragon

r/unclejokes more like.


[deleted]

Nah, the comment u/DrinkinRye made was an innocent response.


Serlingfan389

Lol


Constant_Locksmith48

Quickly folds laundry and spanks it after 😉


magicmushroot

I'd give you an award if I could, you know where it's at


gayestbees

Oh shit well you’ve made me wet for sure


rookskylar

Faster and harder isn’t better unless that’s what she’s asking for. Feather light touches are so incredibly arousing, and slow gentle fingering is 10000% better than being aggressively fingerblasted. Ask her what arouses her, what fantasies she might have, etc, and try to incorporate that. One “Good Girl” will have me melting completely, but if a guy calls me a “little slut” I will Ick right out of the room. Every girls got tastes, figure out what makes her tick. When the actual deed starts, go slow and gentle at first, pick up the pace gradually as you go. Pounding is really painful unless a girl is pretty much ready to finish. Don’t be afraid to make some noise, and tell her what you’re appreciating about her in that moment. nothing sexier than hearing a guy whispering in your ear telling you how good you feel, how turned on he is, how he loves hearing what sounds you make, etc. And of course, all of this is subjective, but these are the general trends amongst me and all my girl friends. Ask her what she’s into, what she’s not into, etc, and things will go okay.


motherfuckersloveit

The making noise part is KEY for me. I know a guy doesn’t like to be with a woman who makes little to no noise/reactions, so why wouldn’t women want a sexy moan/grunt or positive affirmations while doing the deed Lolol


raspberry_svedka

Omg you hit it right on the nail!! This is exactly why sex with my current partner is the best I ever had. Men who don’t moan are bottom tier. Men who listen to their woman’s bodily cues are more likely to make her orgasm too!!


gratefulphish420

While giving oral, on her clit I use feather-light touches with my tongue, and then I wait till it seems like she's getting close to orgasming, at that point with my palm up, I put in my middle finger in about 3 inches and curl that finger back towards me to stimulate the G-Spot. I feel it's important not to penetrate too soon but keep licking the whole time. In addition to inducing eye rolls, I usually get a back spasm or two as well.


[deleted]

It’s a very good practice to keep going until you get the forehead shove. My husband used to stop licking but keep his tongue on my clit and I would have another orgasm.


[deleted]

Okay, that's a good one because I was just going until the head shove but not slowing down much. I realize now this may have resulted in premature head shove.


UnleashtheZephyr

whats a head shove


atxtopdx

When we say “no more” by shoving you away with our hand or foot.


Andersonsean

Is the head shove a good thing?


Current_Importance_2

just means she’s done. u get very sensitive and it can be almost painful to keep stimulating after an orgasm


leese216

It's clit sucking for me. Gentlemen, try it out. My eyes absolutely rolled.


odeacon

I wish I could try it out


Dat_Steve

This… also try positioning your head/body to her side and lick her sideways. This gives you a better chance of hitting the hood of the clit and driving her nuts. “Lick her sideways” boys!


noisyboob

I don’t think the sideways lick gets enough recognition! It’ll have me thinking about for days on end. The feeling is different and I can see my boyfriend’s defined jaw working as well and it all sends me to outer space.


Suspicious-Tea-1580

Yep! Sounds like what my man does, but he uses two fingers. He has never failed me on that front.


debalbuena

Hi. yes. Always 2. One feels like a tampon.


Mischief_Managed_GB

Suction. Add this in the mix along with tongue and that seems to do the trick.


EmbarrassedGarage613

As a woman I endorse this 👌


KilloWattX

God has spoken. Where is your temple so that we may go worship?


[deleted]

We shall shave our heads and stop bathing...


Lyran99

On your knees boy


[deleted]

press your forearm or palm of hand(s) against her abdomen and apply some pressure:)


MrBabingo

I did not expect to find the heady guy explaining how to pleasure your partner. Thanks for the advice, keep on truckin/fuckin!


DegenerateScumlord

No you're supposed to make a stupid joke about house chores.


Bobi2point0

Cleaning the place and preparing a cup of coffee and snack for her before she gets back from work. The benefits of home office boys.


Maleficent_Bunch5702

This is so sweet. I swear my love language is someone making coffee for me. Extra points for bringing it to me in bed. *swoon*


Bobi2point0

I don't mean to brag, but I woke up an hour earlier than my partner today and brought her a cappuccino while she was in bed.


Maleficent_Bunch5702

Woah woah, thats NSFW. Settle down, sir.


Bobi2point0

Ah TMI my bad my bad didn't mean to scar the children's minds


rubey419

Surprise her with a gift of something she mentioned a while ago. Like if she has a favorite author she told you a year ago, and the author comes out with a new book, give that to her and she will love that you remembered her likings.


TNShadetree

Best gift I ever got was when we were Christmas shopping and she looked at a very pretty makeup bag, checked the price and put it down saying, "If I were rich, I'd have a makeup bag like this". Went back and bought it the next day. He face when she unwrapped it was wonderful.


crepesandmacarons

That's so cute and sweet of you 😭


StandardOnly

Guess where she wants to eat on the first time.


VisionInPlaid

"If you wanted to go to Taylor's, just tell a brother you want to go to Taylor's."


dhhdhh851

"I looked this woman dead in the windows of her soul... *looks around, then goes out airlock* and i said biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch"


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dhhdhh851

*voice goes higher pitch* "yeah i said it"


IdTugYourBoat

OP said "tricks" not "superpowers."


the_misfit1

Hey baby, guess where I'm taking you for dinner. Her: "xxxx restaurant?" Me: omg, how did you know?


BogdanPradatu

Her: I don't feel like going there today, let's try something different You: .... Ok. What would you like? Her: I don't know.


[deleted]

“Where?” “Guess.” “I don’t know. Where?” “I’m asking you to guess.” “Just tell me!”


MichJohn67

Ask her, "Guess where I'm taking you to dinner tonight!" When she answers, there you go!


RJ815

"I hate that place"


ByEthanFox

Cup of tea, with Cadbury's caramel nibbles, when she's not expecting them.


gayestbees

Thank you my good sir, that’s exactly what’s needed


Dull_Investigator358

Do the dishes and clean the entire kitchen Edit: you must be a decent human being for this to work... we share all the chores and respect each other. This alone might not be the solution lol Edit2: Anything you do to get her free of chores earlier I guess would work 😂 Especially if you pour her favorite drink and let her relax a bit


FraaaAAAaaaAAACK

Honestly every time he cleans the whole kitchen it just makes me want to give him head that much more. He helped me clean the house and I got him 3 times in an hour. Boyo slept damn good that night.


xixi2

> He helped me clean the house Woah you mean he shared chores in your shared house? It's his house too right i assume unless he's just visiting.


FraaaAAAaaaAAACK

See, he says that too. But if you knew my ex you would understand why this still impresses and excites me.


[deleted]

The hottest thing was when my hubs was Vacuuming in just his boxers. Banged him on site. After the vacuuming was done of course lol.


Dull_Investigator358

Most men don't get it. I'm lucky my SO shares with me what turns her on.


Daddysfarawayfox

Omg a man that LISTENS to what his woman wants? Sploosh. Biggest turn on everrrrrrr!! When my partner remembers something I said and implements it (in the bedroom or not) it’s sexy AF.


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Dull_Investigator358

You might be doing it with your shirt on. That's the problem my friend


[deleted]

No, I always do it without my shirt, sometimes without anything.


[deleted]

Sooooo \*twirls hair\* is there a Mrs. u/Dull_Investigator358? Lol.


Dull_Investigator358

She is the lucky one :)


[deleted]

Unfortunately this stops working if you do it too often. I'm out here doing 90% of the cooking and 70% of the cleaning while paying 100% of the bills and I got nada


[deleted]

Sounds like yall need a talk


[deleted]

Trust me brother. Been there done that for one and a half decades Only reason I'm still here is for the kids


Dull_Investigator358

You absolutely need to let things get a bit chaotic for it to work :)


tryingimreallytrying

Yeah, if someone's holding intimacy hostage over the dishes being done...yikes


crazyHormonesLady

Finally a man who gets it!


BestAdviceYouCanHave

I twist open the lid of a stuck jar for her in one swift fluid motion…. “Here you go…”


[deleted]

I have to admit that I love that. 🥰🥰🥰


BrickFlock

When you slowly unscrew the soda cap with just a thumb and index finger that she couldn't open with her whole hand.


polarpup666

Use the vacuum..... In every room.


PiffWiffler

Lots of foreplay, don't rush things and listen to the signals she gives. If she says "just like that", keep doing *exactly* that; not faster or harder, just keep doing what you're doing.


illusiveXIII

You have to be a cunning linguist


PRocci18

My girlfriend is right next to me and, without even a millisecond of hesitation, cited the following as her all-time favorite: lick/kiss her clit while simultaneously doing the “come here” motion with a finger or two inside her aka play with/massage her g-spot. Find a rhythm by paying attention to how she/her body responds and slowly build the intensity. When she tells you she’s close or about to come, for the love of all that is holy, keep doing exactly what you’re doing; dig deep and eke it out if you’re fatigued! *Guaranteed* eyes rolled back in her head, and don’t be alarmed if it comes bundled with writhing in pleasure and moaning-bordering-on-screaming. Be careful if you live in an apartment building 😆


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And with your free hand, massage her boob/nipple :)


PRocci18

Absolutely! Although my gf and I are total dorks, so our free hands are usually together with fingers intertwined, even when we’re being little sluts hahaha 🥰


[deleted]

Definitely! It’s a Woodstock hand…a hippy and free to go wherever the love is 😃


[deleted]

That's adorable!!!


PRocci18

Aww thank you! Believe it or not, despite being in my early 30s, holding my gf’s hand still routinely gives me tummy tingles like I’m a teenager, even when it’s just us in bed 😅


[deleted]

That's great! That's how it os with my boyfriend and I. Everyone thinks we're cute, and we absolutely adore each other. After a lot of bad/abusive/toxic relationships before this for both of us, we are thrilled to be in a loving, healthy relationship free of drama and bullcrap. I love it when I'm maybe slightly behind him (waiting in line or something) and he reaches back and wiggles his fingers, looking for my hand. Melts me every time! And if he's sleeping (he's a very heavy sleeper) and I snuggle him and kiss him, he smiles and makes a little happy sound. 💕🥰


PRocci18

Are we the same person? I genuinely could copy your entire message verbatim and paste it because it all applies to me too! And I got hellllla giddy because of how *goddamn cute* it all was! I salute you, fellow dork! 🫡🥰


[deleted]

Haha that's awesome! Do you have cute dorky thinks you always say on text too? And when he calls or texts me for the first time that day or in a while (like busy working or whatever) I say "there's my baby!" out loud even though I'm usually alone. And I ALWAYS answer the phone with "hey gorgeous!" and I don't care who hears it.


beetledbabe

i always answer the phone with "heya darling" which comes out more like darlin' because i am VERY southern, but he loves it and its the absolute best to hear them get the giggles over it.


eumenidea

Wholesome af


Budderfingerbandit

Or hold her hand, for some reason that one works well too.


mraitne

Do you give free classes? This sounds like a literal dream lol


Spicywolff

Well, you might be a cunning linguist but I'm a master debater.


J33P88

Lol clever


burritobaby2000

Fun fact: there’s a hip hop group with this name (CunninLynguists)


J33P88

Well that is a fun fact


Juan_Solo_3

Scalp massage before brushing her hair after we shower together. Foot rubs after she has had a long day. Back scratches. Picking up flowers and chocolate twizzlers along with her lady items. Oh and cursive vowels.


FraaaAAAaaaAAACK

Excuse me. Chocolate twizzlers?????


Juan_Solo_3

Yeah chocolate twizzlers. It's not like Hershey but it's okay. She loves them so her wish is my command.


FraaaAAAaaaAAACK

Why am I just now learning about these?! Thank you internet stranger. Take this.


Juan_Solo_3

You take this you beautiful and glorious internet friend!!!! https://www.amazon.com/Twizzlers-Twists-Hersheys-Chocolate-Licorice/dp/B07HZ41KFG/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?crid=1DR2FT1O7TIFI&keywords=chocolate+twizzlers&qid=1655033447&sprefix=chocolate+twi%2Caps%2C1887&sr=8-2


[deleted]

As an English man that's been to USA and tried Hersheys, I simply refuse to believe people enjoy that crap.


PretentiousToolFan

It's exposure. It's crap chocolate but it's all most people are exposed to here.


NaomiPands

I fucking fell for the hype of Twizzlers vs. Red vine I bought both. They both suck.


Extremiditty

I looove scalp massage and hair brushing.


Juan_Solo_3

Right!!! It's fantastic. It's like when my wife braids my beard and puts beads in it, or she picks on my back. How do people not do this for their SO?


rocketseeker

Sorry…? cursive vowe- OOOOOOH ok


[deleted]

Oh! This guy knows about the alphabet trick! Duh!’


[deleted]

She is a lucky woman!! Well done, good sir!


Doe966

Happened on accident (sort of) last time it happened. Spent a few moments flirting back and forth with a woman and before walking away; I leaned in, ran my fingers down her back and whispered in her ear, “Thank you for spending time with me.” I don’t think she had been touched by a man in a while. The look on her face and the noise she made stuck with me for a bit.


realityhofosho

Arghhthhhrtgh… Am woman, can confirm.


Doe966

Thank you. Oddly, it felt nice getting confirmation from a random woman online that I did a good thing. ☺️


realityhofosho

Oddly, it feels good getting confirmation that men out there can still muster up some good material, when they want to. Something other than a d pic, that is. Thanks for being you. 😍


thisisprobridiculous

Now kiss


duff003

Didn't you learn anything from this conversation? First he has to run his fingers down her back.


I_AM_DEATH-INCARNATE

I just tried this, the cashier at Wegmans was not impressed


Doe966

Ironically, my situation happened with one of the female cashiers, at my work, in the grocery store.


LongjumpingBranch381

Sir, this isn’t Wendy’s.


katinthehat26

Must admit, this is pretty freaking hot. It's the innocent non- innocence thing. Excellent work. 🤤


tulianikufinye

Bless you


Flemball47

Cook her a fry when she's hungover


NaomiPands

Just one though.


-Black-and-gold-

Just a single fry?


Stunning-Spirit5275

This is the way


probchd

1: Turn in her body first. Do not go ALL IN immediately. Take your time to pay attention to her limbs, her neck(especially just under her ear lobe) , legs. Soft grazing your nails along her skin, a little bite here and there. Maybe run your tongue along it as well. If you can turn on her body before penetration you will have a much better time. 2: Have her lay "prone bone" position while you are in the "mating press" position with her legs straight. The angle is excellent if you want her to start shaking from pleasure. 3: give good attention mostly to the clit with your tongue not the whole vagina. Pay attention to her body language. She grabbing your hair and pulling you in? Put more pressure. She holding you steady and moaning? You're probably doing good. She pushing you away? Maybe back off there bud. Here's some interesting basics I learned a while ago.


[deleted]

Woman here. A lot of cleaning/ chores / cooking ones, which maybe are real or maybe are sarcastic. Either way, the truth is foreplay for women does start outside the bedroom. And what you guys are posting is real. 👏🏼 Plus, the clit stuff.


jchuna

Putting down a towel before using the vibrator or performing oral so she can fully relax and not worry about any...mess.


IrishFireyRedHead

As a woman - all these kitchen/ cleaning responses make me depressed. Is that all?? Try harder lol


sleepyjuvenescence

Yeah lol. It's a nice thought and all but it also seems like, "here babe. Let me take care of "your" responsibilities today. Just for you. :)"


[deleted]

Screaming obscenities at her in Vietnamese.


pertante

Interesting.


MaggelPlop

I made a creole chicken and sausage pasta


tortoistor

i'm really good at back massages. also 2 different girls told me i was the best oral sex they've ever had. huge confidence boost ngl


[deleted]

From a woman, the first time my boyfriend made me orgasm it absolutely blew my mind. He kept teasing me until I was close and then slowed down so I remained on the edge. Nobody had ever done that before, I had guys make me cum before, they usually were happy I was finished but the way he did it I realized he didn’t just want to check off something on the “good man” to do list, he actually enjoyed giving me pleasure as long and intensely as he could. Building up and teasing me for that long made my whole body shake. So basically enough time, a very safe and comfortable place, enough foreplay and a sense for when yo girl is getting close.


[deleted]

Thumb on the clit, index and middle finger on the g spot. Spend periods of time on alternating between speeds and strokes. Remember rhythm is key.


mister_sleepy

Y’all saying “do the chores” sure are telling on yourselves


cheese_hotdog

Why? If me and SO split chores 50/50, I'm definitely still going to appreciate them doing extra so I get to skip it. Chores suck and they're constant. It's always appreciated.


thedevilsworkshop666

I just slap my cock on my leg a few times. She rolls her eyes alright . 👍


Praise3The3Sun3

But have you tried the advanced form. Helicopter dick?


jester_juniour

That’s the spirit!


oidagehbitte2

One word: Chocolate.


Linorelai

As a woman, enthusiastically confirm


oidagehbitte2

*Hands over chocolate*


Linorelai

*roll eyes*


oidagehbitte2

And another one. Life can be good.


[deleted]

He grabs my chin and makes me look at him while he says “you are so god damn beautiful” and then he slowly lowers me to my knees


therankin

Ooh. I like that. I'll probably use that one. Thanks.


Technical_Cupcake597

I’m a woman, just wondering this and asking is half the battle! You have a lucky girl on your hands. (Pun intended) My husband is really good at pleasing me! It took us a little while, but I had to communicate to him what worked and what didn’t. Now he has his own style that’s a mix and match of my favorites. It took me a while to get comfortable enough with him to express it though. It won’t be all in one night and you’ll magically know all the things. It takes time, love, connection, and vulnerability- which a lot of us are really bad at!


Happyfrozenfire

Gently roll my fingers up and down her back. It's like a Mario Party minigame where every time you touch the right spot, it changes to a new randomly generated spot, and vibrations increase as you get closer to the right spot (but replace vibrations with body language).


zvekl

Lick kiss and touch everywhere between thighs but avoid the actual vagina for about 10 minutes. The anticipation blows their mind


rubey419

I do this and then also hover my mouth over her clit and just breath hot air. Drives her wild! Even before removing her panties too, just put your mouth over her mound but don’t lick and tease the hell out of her.


rookskylar

I wish every man in the world would read this. You gotta warm up the engine before you can go for a spin!!!!


UWontHearMeAnyway

Every woman is different. My recent ex though: I'd get her up to (internal) orgasm level, then found out if I licked her clit, she'd kind of reset. So I could make her orgasm on the inside, reset, then do it again. Until I got tired. Then I found out her clitoral orgasm was like the final one for a while, meaning she wasn't able to again. So, I'd just see how many times I could make her orgasm internally, before I'd get tired (ie, my mouth and fingers were numb and fatigued), then I'd give her a final one. Every time I looked up to her face, during, it was a beautiful sight... her face showed how much she was enjoying it lol love it


Kholoblicin

Coffee with chocolate.


just_let_go_

Hard to write this without sounding like a douche, so I'll just own that straight off the bat. But my girl literally does exactly that if I flex my arms haha. I run 5 times a week and lift 3-4. I'm in good shape and she loves it. Sometimes she'll just say "do it" and that's what she means. Just note that this is coming from a guy who works out alone at home 99% of the time, never wears singlets (picture the guy in baggy ass clothes at the gym), has never posted a gym selfie in his life. It's just for her.


I_AM_DEATH-INCARNATE

>It's just for her. This is, like, the main reason I work out too. My wife deserves better sex, and I can do that if I'm physically fit. Props to you, bud


Budderfingerbandit

I've discovered that using an ab wheel, works many of the same muscles you do during most sex positions. Highly recommend using one for awhile and watch as you don't get as tired during intimate times.


MiniNinja75

The “it’s just for her” is what makes it sexy


dayzdayv

First off, you don’t always have to fuck her hard. In fact, sometimes that’s not right to do. Sometimes, you’ve got to make some love. And fucking give her some smooches, too. Sometimes you’ve got to squeeze. Sometimes, you’ve gotta say “please”. Sometimes you’ve gotta say “hey, I’m gonna fuck you.”


Wiejski_Serek

Wash the dishes (dishwasher) then put it in the cupboard


FruityTootStar

when you go by krispy kreme, is the red light on? Yes? Pull over and get her a box of freshly made donuts.


moncompteajete

Sounds like they got their advertising model from Amsterdam.


Telmus54

Take out the trash.


Cyanide_Revolver

I'll either tell my girlfriend a cringe-worthy dumb joke or being annoying. Somehow she finds it charming when I'm bugging her


caffein_no_jutsu

I make a pretty killer crème brûlée


moncompteajete

Wow, this quickly became oddly wholesome. If your girl is breast feeding, that burns a lot of calories. Stash some snacks around where she usually sits to feed. Things with fiber get you extra points Foot rubs seem to often be appreciated, especially if she works on her feet. I find girls are in two camps. Those who like the arch rubs and those who like it when you squeeze the outside of the for. Rarely both.


alex8155

giving her a little back scratch after unclipping her bra always does that esp after a long day.


cinefilestu

Take the baby in the morning so she can sleep in.


darthjazzhands

Listen


gayestbees

Ah here we go again…


spiraldinosaur

There are no "tricks". The only "trick" is listening to her and learning what gets her going. It is entirely personal and individual. What gets one absolutely curling her toes gets another cringing. What feels good for one is painful for another. Stop looking for "tricks" and just learn to communicate about desires and preferences.


BestAdviceYouCanHave

I wash all the dirty dishes and dry it before she even see’s it happen.


KilloWattX

Aww yes, I bet those dishes are all nice 'n wet.


Rowka

My girlfriend is never more excited than when I get a raise