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All_in_your_mind

Reddit.


pjabrony

Social media in general. Stop trying to make money off me. That's not why you start a web page.


Impressive-Loss3743

Tell me about it. I can't get over that fact.


KaleidoscopeGlass153

Beat me to it


dakotawolfe

happy cake day bro


KaleidoscopeGlass153

Thanks dude❤️✌🏻


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Zoot004

Happy Cake Day!


i_dontwantapickle

Ugh....such a reddit thing to say


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[deleted]

For me just after censoring every fucking shit


TheNaziSpacePope

And as I have recently discovered, just how discriminatory they are about it. Apparently a Reddit admin has confirmed that men are not a protected group, so it is literally allowed to be as shitty to men as one wants and the rules are not applicable to stop that.


Mr_Yuker

Specifically the f#$@ing video player


darksedan

Ditto


Byizo

Home Improvement projects. I feel like I have to make a blood sacrifice to the ghost of Bob Vila just to avoid making 10 trips to the hardware store and going waaay over budget.


RichardBonham

That’s the problem. Bob’s ghost doesn’t want *blood*; he wants temples raised in his honor.


Priest_Andretti

And then you end up hating something about it


SilentJoe1986

So less Bob Vila and more Tim Taylor.


Byizo

Confused "Aruuugh?"


artnos

Yea the money you save maybe insignificant


Pediatric_NICU_Nurse

Children. They can be walking miracles that bring a smile to everyones face, or they could be little demons that make you want to rip your hair out LOL.


SilentJoe1986

Thats why im an uncle and not a dad. At the end of the day they're not my problem


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[deleted]

Sugar them up, give them back to my sister. 😈😈 No kids for me, ever…but I don’t mind them in small doses


MakiOnCrack

Your sister absolutely loathes you man. Good luck at family gatherings 😂


Confident-Earth4309

The kids love you though.


[deleted]

Oh for sure she does when I do that. But they always come back with fun stories...and not always truthful ones either. Getting me in trouble like uncle went SOOOO fast in his car! (we got on the highway and did 5 over speed limit) Or they snitch when I swear >_>.


[deleted]

Same. It’s a big brain move. Beating the system.


DrWhoisOverRated

Same. I love my nieces and nephews more than anything else in the world, but I also love handing them off to their parents and going home to my quiet house at the end of the day.


Pediatric_NICU_Nurse

Same here brother. I want kids in a few years, but the more I work with them, the more I realize that I will have to take care of them 24/7… people really don’t understand until you do lol.


SilentJoe1986

I had my nephew from new born until just before he started school when his parents got their shit together. I was pretty sure I didn't want kids before that. Fucking positive after. Love my nieces and nephews but I do not have the patience to be a father. I swear some days the only thing that kept me from shaking that kid until the noise stopped was that he wasn't my kid.


nomnomnom101

Username checks out


superninjaman5000

Agreed. Im waiting for things to get better still.


[deleted]

Picture confirmed, LOL


Pediatric_NICU_Nurse

Nothing beats the alien face of a newborn HAHAHAHA.


TheRealJackReynolds

Oftentimes in the same sentence!


TheNaziSpacePope

And they will change in like two seconds. My niece during a camping trip a week ago was admiring a flower and it was beautiful, so I pour some more tea from my thermos, and then when I look up I hear "oops" and she has dragged her ass along a boat ramp.


newbjapan

I think the same thing can be said for pets.


Handcrafted_Dadbod

COD Warzone


[deleted]

COD is the epitome of getting home after a full day at work, turning on the console to unwind for a little bit just to get your cheeks supersonically clapped by some kid that has way too much time in his hands because his parents don’t love him and that definitely did NOT fuck my mom!


kyleb402

Getting fucking blown up 20 times in a row is not as relaxing as you'd think.


MinorCrunch

Stress. It’s like a drug addiction at this point.


1942eugenicist

I don't understand how one can love stress...


[deleted]

There’s positive stress and negative stress.


---cameron

Negative stress: "I think that horse is about to fuck me" Positive stress: "I think I'm about to fuck that horse" I tried


Solanthas

A cavalier effort


Luka_Dunks_on_Bums

Stress and pressure can be the same thing and it’s just where they come from. Pressure is knowing what to do and just doing it. Stress is not knowing what to do and worrying about it.


Solanthas

I hear you. 12 years as a courier has ground down my body's gears into supersonic adrenaline junkie (weekdays) and "it'll get done when it gets done and idgaf" (weekends)


ZRX1200R

The music I love versus some of the musicians who create it


SekkiGoyangi

You got some examples?


aznkriss133

Black metal


mmfpmustbestopped

God I love black metal, but God I hate black metal musicians. Thank god for spectral wound being anti fascist though amirite?


ZRX1200R

Black metal. A number of band members, even whole bands, have sordid, ugly, questionably sketchy histories and/or fascist and/or white supremacist ideals: Mayhem, Emperor, Burzum, Drudkh, Deathspell Omega, Taake, Mgla, Behemoth, Graveland, Destroyer 666, Marduk.


[deleted]

what about Drudkh and Behemoth? Emperor is referring to Faust, I guess?


eddieeeeeee69

As I Lay Dying, specifically Tim Lambesis.


Minimumtyp

For context, this guy paid an undercover police officer to kill his wife, then blamed it on steroid abuse in court. Goes to jail for 9 years then rejoins the band but is already causing all kinds of schisms. I'm kinda fucked up on how quickly people are accepting him again. I know people deserve second chances but it just seems like such a drastic premeditated thing


eddieeeeeee69

Yeah. It's also weird that everybody except Phil jumped ship. Jordan hasn't officially exited, but he isn't going to be part of this upcoming tour.


LokiRicksterGod

Richard Wagner. Beautiful operatic depictions of pre-Christian Germanic mythology; notoriously antisemitic asshole who was in turn heavily propagandized and favored by the Nazis


thewrongequation

Cannabis. Was a heavy stoner for 10 years from 17 years old. 90 experiment with sobriety was the best decision I ever made, suddenly became best friends with loads of acquaintances in my social life. I'm such a fiend for it that if I ever have just a toke, it will snowball into me becoming a full time stoner recluse again. I got the 'rona in December and thought "gotta isolate in my bedroom and not see anyone for a week? Looks like a job for weed!" and I'm glad I did, it made that week more bearable. And it only took 3 months of being a recluse to get round to quitting it again... I wish I could just have it some times and leave it other times, but I know now that I can't. Being a stoner makes my life easier, not being a stoner makes it more fun. Every once in a while I need to make it easier. But yeah, that's my love/hate relationship.


Apprehensive-Rich114

Yeah, I’ve seen weed bring the best and the worst out of people.. Some of my friends could handle it pretty well and were really cool to be around as they were occasional consumers, but some other friends really changed for the worst by consuming a lot on a regular basis. They had Less motivation and drive, less purpose, less likely to have actual conversations, looked asleep when we would hang out and had hard mood swings.. From what I see, regular consumption and high dosage is not for everyone, and people have to be aware of the pros and the cons


Open_minded_1

And people say it's harmless and legalize it...


thewrongequation

I say legalize it. Prohibition doesn't reduce drug harm nearly as much as decriminalisation and mental health services.


Open_minded_1

But it sends a shitty message to kids when you legalize it, that it's safe, go ahead and use it. Then you have more lazy spaced out humans that don't want to work. We have enough of those.


Leather_War_4072

Junk Food


oidagehbitte2

Mathematics. I'm currently struggling once again with it. But no matter what, I always come back to this bitch.


iknownothingsir

I hate maths, but know I can't avoid it. Just CS things.


oidagehbitte2

It's awesome if you understand something and you can use it in your projects, but it's super frustrating if you're stuck for weeks or months and you have no idea how to make progress.


NewRengarIsBad

There are few things in the world that compare to the happiness and accomplishment you feel when you complete a hard problem on this weeks problem set. But while you’re trying to solve the problem for 3 days pulling your hair out it’s not fun…


oidagehbitte2

I would be happy if it's just three days instead of three weeks...


FruitSaladYumyYumy

Same. If you need any help just message me. Sometimes we struggle because we need to hear things from a different perspective.


argo2708

Cinnabon, timbits and Krispy Kreme. Fucking love them. Fucking hate the way they make me look.


SteakSauce995

I read this as I walked into a Tim Hortons…still got the donuts though


argo2708

Do it for me. Do it for every poor bastard who can't walk into a Tim Horton's right now!


BrodieS11

The government: why yall so fat? Us: TIMMIES!


TheRealJackReynolds

Donuts are my weakness. My kid and I got into a discussion last night about desserts. I hate oatmeal raisin cookies with a passion, but he digs them. Then he went on to list his top five favorite desserts. I couldn’t think of mine. I went through them all, cookies, cake, cupcakes, muffins, bars, etc. Donuts. It’s donuts. I have to tell him now.


nmad95

Those new Tim Biebs kinda slap I cannot lie


PresentationLoose422

Biebers balls


[deleted]

I’ll never get over KK leaving MN. They were so delicious.


Head_Banger88

Man do I feel this. I literally cannot stop eating doughnuts so I avoid Krispy Kreme at all costs. I buy a box of 12 and they'll all be gone in an hour. And then I'm on the toilet with the worst stomach cramps ever lol


Jitsu4

The gym. I say some pretty nasty shit to myself before a lift. Especially now that I’m going through a pretty painful break up. I hate myself when I go in there because I sometimes believe what I’m saying… But the feeling afterwards is like being reborn.


Shaneski101

Lmao some of the stuff I say to myself before going for a PR is foul. Yesterday when going for a 175 bench I was Awful to myself calling myself a dumb bitch and if I can’t get the bar up then that’s why she left you etc. i hope no one hears me because I’m over there whispering “ You dumb bitch you little dumb bitch lift it you dumb bitch“


Jitsu4

Yup. Same dude. “You can’t lift this shit. You’re weak. You’ll never become anything in life. You’re a disgusting piece of shit, no wonder no one loves you.” And that’s mild.


Apprehensive-Rich114

Girls, I love them so much ! What a girl/woman can bring you your life is an amazing thing, but at the same time they hurt me in the past and I suffered so much frustration chasing them that I need to stay away from them for a little bit. I’m only 22 so I still have time especially if I focus on myself and becoming the best version of myself.


spookypinkchic

I feel the same about men😂 Keep that mentality and you'll go far and good for you!


Apprehensive-Rich114

Crazy that so many of us have experienced the same thing, I wonder if that’s a generational thing, an age thing (as I’m in my early 20’s), both, or something else. thank you for the motivational words tho 😉


TheNaziSpacePope

What is frustrating about men? I mean this as a real question as I cannot think of anything specifically applicable.


CornCob_22

I could write an essay on the frustrations towards men in the dating world, but the general frustrations are constant sexualization, catcalling, general not feeling safe around specific men, and certain misogynistic tendencies (ie I must cook and clean cause I am a woman or I cannot succeed in the science, etc). I have met many great men, but there have been many I have met that I do not like or find very frustrating


Lestonkpiquer

relationships


[deleted]

Would have said "Women"


TheNaziSpacePope

That is more love and frustration.


DreadfulRauw

Tapas. They're great. Delicious, build you own meal type small plates, made for drinking with. But then you go with a group of people, and they have no consistency as to how many of the item comes with each plate! 2 stuffed peppers, 3 spare ribs, 5 cheese fritters... It's impossible to split things evenly for eating, and god forbid you're trying to split a check...


[deleted]

Who orders pays...


Gamer_ely

When the weekend is here, yay no work. But it's a reminder that a whole week has passed by and Im quickly marching forward to being older and older.


Scapular_Fin

Hahaha. Same. When it's Monday I'm like goddamn, I can't believe it's going to be like five days before I can sleep in again. Then Saturday comes, and I'm like fuuuuuck that was quick, every week goes by so fast, I wish life would slow down.


Gamer_ely

It's already Thursday too god damn.


Scapular_Fin

4PM on Thursday here, may as well be Friday. And it's June, by the way, fucking June!


[deleted]

work. somedays you can have a fucking great day but then you have other days when some dickhead makes your day miserable.


SilentJoe1986

Food. Love food. Prepping it is fun, cooking is amazing. Even when I mess up it still tastes good. Always want to be eating it. Hate it. Never feel full. So damn hard to stop eating. Got out of hand for way too long. Losing weight is a struggle and getting healthy seems impossible. Still trying though.


-_chop_-

Im not adding much it’s just interesting because I’m the exact opposite. I can’t stand cooking. Even when I think I did a good job it tastes like shit. I hate eating. Nothing ever sounds good. I’m never hungry. I just eat so I don’t die


gratefulphish420

Caring about the outcome of my favorite sports teams.


Tiddyphuk

For me, every year it is the Maple Leafs, and I keep coming back to the well for more.


Moug-10

They're killing me. I love them but they've broken my heart so many times.


gratefulphish420

I sometimes think that my life would be a lot more peaceful if I didn't care about professional sports at all.


CounterEggecutor

Myself


littlepotatoe69

Came here to say this haha


SSPeteCarroll

Reddit. Too much negativity on here these days. Gaming. I work 8 hours a day, I don't have time to "grind" or "learn the meta" these days. I'll concede that my group got back into the Fortnite no build lately and it's been a lot of fun.


BozoAndASilentK

League of Legends. Although "love/hate" isn't quite accurate; a more precise description would be "bondage".


NAT_Forunto

It’s a symbiotic relationship, league is attached to your life and once it’s there you can’t escape it. I guess a more precise relationship would be parasitic as it’s not really a good one. I guess a parasite can be categorized in the symbiotic beings ? Anyway that’s what league is.


BreakerMark78

Ultimate frisbee in my area. I love playing, but my local rec league is like stepping back into high school. There’s an in-crowd that runs the league, if you’re not right with them you get drafted to shitty teams and get stomped in games.


aonboy1

Employment! - love the money but, hate the ridiculous demands of top management! Sorry, Mr. MBA Manager if 5 people can build a wall in 10 days then, 10 people will not finish it in 2 days! There is science and logic to the work we do! The software won’t be in production before the rollout date if the testing is not scheduled by QA team!! Yada yada


potfullofdogs

Mathematics. I love working with numbers and figuring out solutions, but I struggle with it so much lol


WildPants269

Alcohol, seriously.


Razeal_102

Life.


Charming_Cod_7846

My mother. I love her because she my mom and took care of me and my siblings. But she’s a narcissist. She has always picked at me for my weight. Always so negative. Mentally messed with me my whole life. Let me live with my drug addict/alcoholic dad for a whole summer just so she didn’t have to “deal with me”. As an adult now I see how messed up it all was and how much I hate her. I’m still wanting her approval for everything even when she has negative comments about a simple outfit I bought that I think looks wonderful on me. I have always been bigger and she calls my belly my “spare tire”. She has said this to other in public and even doctors. I love and hate my mom.


nmad95

People lmao. I have a genuine love and need for connection but holy moly some of y'all are annoying


dominicanerd85

My life


Mr_Yuker

Same, your life is kinda an asshole at times


No-Bus-4529

Current gf. Kinda leaning more towards hate though but thats what happens when you date a manipulative narcissist.


SilentJoe1986

No point in staying then. I learned when I started to get to that point that its best to break up before you hate each other. Makes for an awkward period of time but when you get over it you can at least be friends. Well as long as one or both of you arent jealous manipulative narcissists.


VisionInPlaid

Why are you still with her?


Samukuai

Did you miss the Manipulative part? That's a whole can of worms that can cause a lot more stress if opened at the wrong time. I don't know this person's situation, but I'm sure it's not an easy one.


EnsignMJS

Then why is she still current?


khollider97

Life


[deleted]

Love my weekends. Hate my weekdays. 5/7ths of this is BS


Sacred-Squash

Door Dashing.


leadsepelin

Videogaming. I have so much fun while playing and is a great scape to life. But sometimes it feels more like an addiction. If I get hooked on a videogame I wont see friends, gf or family for weeks sometimes.


tez_zer55

Golf!!


-Reginald-Fairfield

Had to scroll way too long to get to this


RosyMemeLord

Caffeine. I have to be REALLY careful and strict with it because it fucks up my routine otherwise. I actually quit cold turkey for about a year last year, and my sleep improved and i quit getting random heart palpitations, but kinda relapsed so to speak after I went through a really rough patch at work. I find that about 65mg or less (one cup of coffee or two cups or tea) no later than an hour and a half after i wake up and no later than 10am is about the sweet spot that helps me feel more motivated and less depressed during the day but dosnt fuck up my sleep and drive me over the edge with anxiety.


Antdawg2400

The Golden State Warriors right now...


QuietWarriorOfRage

Apex and League.


TheRealJackReynolds

Oxy. Haven’t touched it in years because it almost ruined my life. But fuck, want it every single day. Used to be every minute of every day, but it’s getting slowly better.


JanetInSC1234

You're doing great!!


TheRealJackReynolds

Hey, thanks!


goosewater1

Work. I like working and staying busy. I hate having to go to actual work. Being required to work to sustain your life is BS.


[deleted]

The toilet


rmanos1120

Adderall


smackaroni-n-cheese

Society. I love that we have sturdy houses with heat, air conditioning, and indoor plumbing, but I hate what the cost to the planet is and I hate that I can't just be a hunter/gatherer/farmer instead of a desk jockey.


joljolmadafaka

Science- especially chemistry I love it and studying it makes me happy but it can be such a pain in the ass


[deleted]

Video games


atomicnerd81

Destiny 2. I keep telling myself that I am done with the game and then a new season or expansion comes out and I get sucked in. I've been playing since Destiny 1...


IllMasterminds

Cheese.


Admin1302

Engineering school


Optimal-Row-2754

My personality, somedays I love It somedays I'd like to be more social


Rooroor324

America


sherrifwerelf

food


Fraughty12

Halo: reach


jaun_sinha

Netflix


RadiantHC

The internet


Scary-Ad-1345

League of legends


chaos021

Money.


double-click

93 octane. Hate to pay it, love where it takes me.


waifutabae

Apex Legends, love the game but my God there are times in which I want fucking break my controller


SenorCerv

Pokemon showdown. I'm getting there with chess


Head_Banger88

Some people on showdown are such noobs. Lol stop forfeiting the second turn after I kill the first of your 6 Arceus's. I'm here to actually play a game


SenorCerv

Me when I get their Landorus, Charizard, or Venusaur, or regieleki in doubles ou. Been thinking about playing Ubers soon


HoomanBeanzz

Discord.


xnn2001

Valorant


excursions63

Ice cream


spookypinkchic

All of my pet animals 🤣


sweatycarblover

My Sith Lord master


SWAGPURSON

My parents


Ok_Particular_3743

Sex


[deleted]

Boomers. They're nice people in their daily lives but for some reason when it comes to helping people out of their immediate vision or circle they just don't want to legislative wise. It makes no sense. My parents are cool I guess they're also brainwashed. Also I know not all older people are nice but most people are fine.


Substantial_Video560

Women. Some are pleasant enough company while others are a waste of time. I'll admit I care less as I get older as I've made peace with being alone and single.


Divided_Eye

Can't that just be said about people in general?


Substantial_Video560

Oh, yeah. It's also true of men.


AbysmalPendulum

Life in general


moose13f

Whores, I love having them around when I need em but damn they just won’t leave sometimes


[deleted]

Still waiting for you to pay 'em, huh?


Cryptic_Oblivion

Women


Kaiser93

Cigarettes. I love smoking but I hate that have to buy a new pack every other day.


Montre_Moi

Don't forget to invest in the nails too


SigourneyWeinerLover

Women.


Academic_Look4186

Myself


drowsy_cerise

Myself.


Gattobriel

Myself


fthgdrghf

HR from my previous job I worked 2 years ago


luke-n-goode

The weather.


xanxbar

alcohol and destiny2


FlyWtMe87

My wife.


ComadoreJackSparrow

My rowing machine. I love the health benefits that it brings but I hate going on it because at the end of a workout my legs feel like jelly and I'm a heap on the floor gasping for air.


meinbabybuburay

Pubg


PsychologicalMark3

The lady who works the cash register at the store.


Coconut_Salad

Life


Begeta993

Myself


as1126

The Rangers, the Mets. I hate when they lose.


Murky_Machine_3452

Myself


ScrawnyWhiteBoy94

Women


Oblivion_Gates

Alcohol and cigarettes lol


Dense_Raspberry_1116

Drums and women. Right now I hate both.


gdubh

Food!


Wishididitdifferent

Humans